Oh hai thur. I am Machina Maw, a lazy but enthusiastic artist.

I'd like to think I am OK at writing even if I go for very long periods without writing. Sadly, I tend to lose interest in something after pursuing it too long. Hence: unfinished stories.

I also write my own, non-fanfic stuff, but as aforementioned I'm not very good at seeing things through.

At any rate I do hope you like my stuff :D I will try and get my arse into gear and finish Further, sometime within the next 5 years... _

Some books I love:
Harry Potter
The Witches of Eileanan
Rhiannon's Ride
The Abhorsen trilogy
The Silver Metal Lover
The Power of One
His Dark Materials
WATCHMEN
The Tawny Man
The Farseer
The Liveship Traders
All My Dangerous Friends
Saving Francesca
On the Jellicoe Road
The Zombie Survival Guide
World War Z

I heartily dislike Twilight, but I have been endeavouring to set my rabid, fanatical hate aside in the interests of peace. If you are a screaming vapid fan-girl who can't abide anyone who is not in love with Edward Cullen, you are advised not to read any of my Twilight fanfics. Note: flames will be used to kindle the funeral pyres of the Cullen family. You have been warned.

Also, if you believed that "WUN DAY IN KINGDAM HARTS LAND" was a serious fanfic, you ought to be sterilised to halt the slow concentration of stupidity in the wider human gene pool.

Also, you can find me on deviantart: www.machina-maw.deviantart.com