WELCOME ONE AND ALL TO...

MORPHINE D.'S PROFILE!

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OK. Here's the deal. I'm using this website to develop my writing skills, and perhaps even give a few people something nice to read.

My Favorite Video Game Characters of ALL TIME

From Tales of Symphonia

Sheena Fujibayashi because she's tough and doesn't take crap from anyone. Girl power!

Zelos Wilder because everyone loves a letch!

Raine Sage because, like Sheena, she takes no crap and she's insane deep down inside. Crazy chicks unite!

Genis Sage because he's a little smartass/genius.

Kratos Whatever his last name is because a video game wouldn't be a video game without the criticizing, elitist ass.

From Baten Kaitos

Mizuti because he/she's just bloody awesome.

Savyna because at least ONE girl has to kick ass and take names. Sheena's big sister, I swear!

Giacomo because his voice is sexy.

Ayme because she is another girl who kicks ass, then takes names.

Gibari because, compared to him, everyone else is a tight-ass. He reminds me of my uncle kinda...

From Soul Caliber II

Taki because she is basically a clone of Sheena and Savyna. I think they're related...

Mitsurugi because he reminds me of a duck.

From Harvest Moon: A Wonderful Life

Celia because she's so sweet and innocent!

My Kid (I named himJulio...why? I still don't know.)because he said "Do you and Mom ever take baths together?". I was like "You have GOT to be kidding me."

My Favorite Anime/Manga Characters of ALL TIME

From Vampire Game

Ishtar because she said my favorite quote of all time.

Duzell because he's a bloody vampire. Come on! How cool is that?

From InuYasha

Shippou because he's so damn cute!

Kouga because he's a dumbass and it's fun watching him make a fool of himself.

Kanna because who would guess so much indifference would lay inside so small a girl?

Miroku because, again, everyone loves a pervert!

Sango because she and Sheena take lessons from each other.

Kirara because I believe she is the only sane being on that entire damn show/manga.

From Petshop of Horrors

Count D do I even need a reason?

From Samurai Champloo

Fuu because she's relentless

That German Guy because he makes me giggle

From Spirited Away

Chihiro/Sen because she's adorable and represents the inner child in everyone.

Haku because he's a wittle toughie.

Yubaba because I wish I had a grandma like that.

From Tenchi Muyo!

Ryoko beacuse every girl is looking for Prince Charming.

Ryo-ouki because you just wanna squeeze the little didders.

Washu because she is a bloody genius.

From FLCL

Haruko because she rides a moped and is an alien.

My Favorite Sayings of ALL TIME!

"Which skank do I get to spank?"

-Ishtar, Vampire Game

"It's impossible...It's against my religion!"

-Miroku, InuYasha

"Hey, Old Man River. Zip it, or I'll break your hip."

-Adam Sandler, Big Daddy

"What an ass!"

-Genis, Tales of Symphonia

"Zelos says this fireplace ignites with just one touch. What does he mean by 'one touch'?"

-Colette, Tales of Symphonia (Oh that Zelos...)

"Hello, David."

-Marius (Vincent Perez...swoon), Queen of the Damned

MY CURRENT STORIES

"Happy Birthday, Sheena!"

This is going to be mostly a humor fic. But there WILL be some slight Sheelos and Colloyd tidbits here and there.

On Sheena's twentieth birthday, her friends plan a surprise party--balloons, noisemakers, the whole shebang-a-bang. Including a cake baked with much love by the entire Regeneration Troupe, and on top of the cake? Twenty candles. But when Sheena makes her wish and blows her candles out, she never expected her wish would come true.

Her wish? To read minds.

Yep. That's my firstie. Tales of Symphonia broke my fic creativity's cherry.

MY MUSES

Hickey: My head muse. She is smart and well-rounded. She handles most of my general ideas.

Kit: He's a hopeless romantic, which makes him my fluff muse, as well as juggling action and adventure.

Til: She's my quiet, reserved muse. She throws in the angst and drama, I don'tuse angst a lot but my twists are accredited to her.

Tig: My bliss muse. She's extremely happy where she is and isn't afraid to show it.

Izzy: She's my anger muse. She always seems to be PMs-ing about something and works with Tee to add in angst and fights. I use Izzy in a lot of mystories because fights make good dialogue and progress stories farther. She does a good job.

Ziggy: My humor muse. He's a prankster and contributes to my humor pieces. Yay, Ziggy.

Chee: My cute muse. She helps me with thestories I write including children, because she's a wee bit hyper.

Durg: He's a scary one. He helps me with scary, mystery, sci-fi, and suspense. Boo.

Charlie: My random, pothead muse. He smokes weed.

(No, I am not insane. I just have decided to give my inspirations names. And they're funny, yes?)