thewhateverdudehide bio
 Author has written 1 story for Harry Potter. Yeah. I'm thewhateverdude. I only write Harry Potter stories. Why? I don't know. I'm still trying to figure that out. I like reading Harry Potter fics and listening to music, preferably Rock. I love Draco and Hermione ships but I read other ships too. I also love making one-shots because they're short and sweet and they're not complicated. Also, I'm very opinionated and I like people who speak their minds so don't be scared in reviewing because I'd love to hear from you. Don't worry, I don't bite. I'm just insane. Oh, and before I forget, I don't own anything... J.K. has them all, even the love of my pathetic life which is Draco. Yes, it's very tragic... knowing that the person you love will never be yours... Sigh. Whatever. And yeah, I write solely for amusement, so don't sue me. |
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Hermione Malfoy by superscar reviews
At the request of Dumbledore, Hermione Granger marries Draco Malfoy. COMPLETED
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 54,071 - Reviews: 5363 - Favs: 6,370 - Follows: 3,470 - Updated: 12/21/2012 - Published: 6/20/2003 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
DM HG by Latrodectus Mactans reviews
Hermione Granger, today's the day to get up the nerve. Dhr, Oneshot
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,449 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 447 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 8/19/2009 - Published: 9/30/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Lessons by The Almighty Cheez It reviews
Holy Pants of Ravenclaw! If I had known that Muggles could do this I wouldn't have gone on about Purebloods so much!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 420 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 19 - Published: 10/15/2007 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Staircases and Stonewalls by mistress meo reviews
Set during the Yule Ball in Goblet of Fire. Draco seems to be doing a lot of looking out for Hermione and interrupts her good time with Krum. A nice build up to a DracoHermione argumentsnog. Done as part of the Ferret Challenge. Enjoy!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,546 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 186 - Follows: 32 - Published: 4/16/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
10 Ways to Kill Draco Malfoy by Drakulya reviews
COMPLETE! Hermione is completely fed up with Malfoy and decides to make a list of ways to get rid of him. But what happens when most of her plans backfire and instead, ends up getting her very close to Draco each time? HGDM
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 130,987 - Reviews: 3180 - Favs: 2,207 - Follows: 809 - Updated: 10/25/2006 - Published: 12/16/2004 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Owl Posts by Farangis reviews
I heard you faking orgasm for Potty last night - or was it the Weasel" "I was SINGING you sodding git" - read the owl posts between our favorite HB & HG. (DMHG, HPGW)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,697 - Reviews: 362 - Favs: 335 - Follows: 279 - Updated: 7/6/2004 - Published: 6/16/2004 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Cursed by cyropi reviews
One thousand years ago, a curse was cast on Slytherin and all his descendants, a curse which was passed down over centuries to the present day, where Draco Malfoy’s life will be irrevocably destroyed…
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 16,274 - Reviews: 285 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 6/18/2004 - Published: 6/4/2004 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Except Her by Erythros reviews
He never expected that there would be a time when he would envy the poorest wizard of all time. He had everything, everything he wanted... except her. HG/DM
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 19,789 - Reviews: 817 - Favs: 444 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 4/5/2004 - Published: 6/6/2003 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Journals by cyropi reviews
Draco Malfoy, the Head Boy, is depressed and has an unusual method of self-harming to cope with it. Of course it’s only so long before Head Girl Hermione finds out about it… but could her wish to help him change into something more? DHr.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 21,997 - Reviews: 379 - Favs: 580 - Follows: 94 - Published: 11/22/2003 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Dither reviews
Something is wrong with Gryffindor's Golden Trio... Hermione doesn't want to be with Ron! Will this be the end for them? What is Hermione's problem, exactly? And is Draco the reason for all these chaos? Find out! DracoHermione
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,527 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/11/2006 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete