Kay, so I was putting this off for a while since I didn't know how to do it so, here goes!

You could call me weird but in my opinion the world would be very boring indeed if everything was just, plain.

THINGS I LIKE:

Trust me there's more but it's like, 2 am as i write this so I'm gonna crank it out while I have the motivation to do so.

NICKNAME: Sayy or Cascade (I got this one because of my hair)

FAV COLOR: Green. Preferably dark

FAV SMELL: Sassafras. well maybe not my favorite but it is up there. Linens and pine work too, not that super sweet flowery crap

BLAH BLAH BLAH THIS THAT AND OTHERS (I'll add more later)

I will do slash if I feel like it so for y'all hater's!

YU NO LIKE? YU NO REED!

That probably has to be one of my biggest pet peeves, is I'll be writing something then someone will read my work and then criticize it because they don't like it. And I know I'm not the only one who feels this way. But if you have suggestion I will definitely look them over.

If there's any requests for certain stories then I'll write them. I also have a wattpad account DarkgoddessBeauty. Please find me, read my stories and send feedback cause damn! Inspiration drier than your mouth after eating just saltine crackers. yeah I know it's lame but it's the best I could come up with at current.

If you can read this message, you are blessed, because two billion people in the world cannot read at all:

I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas toghuht slpeling was ipmorantt! Tahts so cool!

If you could read that put it in your profile!

You know you are obsessed with Transformers when…..

-You hug every yellow vehicle thinking its Bumblebee.
-You are afraid to go near a yellow Lamborghini for fear you might accidentally mess up its paint job and incur the wrath of the sun.
- You laugh uncontrollably when you see a red lambo and a cop car at once.
- You can never look at a mustang the same way again (barricade is a mustang.)
- You are distrustful of any black and white saleen mustang.
-You suspect every semi truck with flames is Optimus Prime,
-You name your green Jeep Hound
-You don’t trust black cop cars for fear that it is Barricade.
-You constantly wait for things to crash from Decepticon attack.
-You cannot look at a boombox the same anymore. (so true)
-You used to hate technology and now you love it.
-You have read every bit of fan information to see what is going to happen in TF 2. (more like TF 5!!! W00t!)
-You see the title Deception and think Decepticon.
-You mistake Auto body Repair with Autobot Repair.
-Radio Controlled robots are no longer good enough for you.
-You go to the Hoover dam to make sure Megatron is nice and safe in layers of ice.
-You write your congressmen and senators asking to stop Sector 7 funding.
-You start fights with Pirates of the Caribbean and Harry Potter fans and state a 200-page thesis why the Transformers are better then pirates and wizards.
-You know more about the Transformers then the actors themselves.
-You get an Autobot tattoo.
-You get a Decepticon tattoo.
-You see an ambulance and think it is Ratchet.
-You claim one of the NASCAR’s is actually Hot Rod in disguise.
-You state that Jenny (XJ9) is sucky in comparison to Arcee.
-You know each song ever used in TF.
-You think Stan Bush is hiding secrets to the locations of real TF’s.
-You think Darth Vader is a wuss and Megatron is the real Lord of the Sith. (Get some popcorn, I'd pay to see this!)
-You want to join the Air Force or Navy just to fly a F-22 or F-15 or F-16.
-You write an essay for school about what you want to grow up to be and you say you want to be an Autobot when you grow up.
-You call the White House and suggest sending Scorponok to Iraq to end the war.
-You are a scientist and want to be called Dr. Jetfire, or Dr. Starscream, or Dr. Preceptor.
-You are known as General Jazz.
-You call your gun Ironhide.
-You claim that the train you took last year was Astrotrain.
-You are a boy and change your name to Sam, Spike, or Sparkplug.
-You are a girl and change your name to Carly or Michaela or Maggie. (Nope My friends call me Ratchet at times :)
-You own every DVD, VHS, and Blu-Ray disk of TF.
-You write your college essays on the show and its mythological parallelisms.
-You pray to God for your very own Bumblebee.
-You pray to Lord Primus instead of God. ( my friends look at me weird if I say 'God')
-You think your teachers attitude resembles that of Shockwaves.
-You get your parents obsessed with it as well. (I tried.)
-You give people headaches from constant babble on TF theories.
-You start calling all insects; Insecticons.
-You name old cassette tapes after Soundwave's.
-You cannot hear the word blackout without thinking of Blackout.
-You start trying to talk like Blurr.
-You name your other green Jeep Brawn.
-You say you are the real Prime. (Nope..I could never be as mighty as ...The Prime 8D)
-You start allegiances at your school and cause a school wide war with the other side for power over the cafeteria. (All I said was "Yeah Alice is hot... but she's a fucking pretender!)
-You think your teachers are really Decepticons in pretender shells. (totally dude!)
-You use Jetfire as a source for a science paper.
-You cannot call construction machines by their proper name. And you start calling them by Constructicon names.
-You think all UFO’s are Cosmos.
-You go to a museum on natural history and call the dinosaurs by dinobot names.
-You call your twin brothers Frenzy and Rumble.
-You start comparing Real political figures with Decepticons and Autobots.
-You run for class president under the saying “Peace through tyranny.”
--or You run for class president under the saying “Freedom is the right of all sentient beings.”
-You separate your family by fraction and sub-group.
-You used to hate the color yellow and now love it. (nope still hate the colour but love the mech )
-You are a boy and wear pink to advertise Arcee for TF2.
-You call NASA and give them suggestions on improving technology based on Transformers designs.
-You look at a map of astronomy and try to locate planet Junk or Cybertron. (I know!!!!)
-You play Prowl vs Barricade instead of Good cop vs Bad cop.
-You think Decepticons caused the California forest fires.
-You claim every earthquake is caused by Rumble.
-You claim the oil crisis is caused by Megatron wanting Energon.
-You have reoccurring dreams where you are a Transformer. (no...i dream that i am with the transformers as a human, then turn into a cybertronian :D if only that would happen in real life...)
-You tell your physics teacher he/she is full of it and that the Transformers have proved that you can travel faster then speed of light is a possibility.
-You covered your walls with TF pics.
-You call your computer Teletran one.
-You have the TF 2008 Calendar up on your wall and it is just 2007.
-You are over the age 16 and still want Transformers bedding.
-You want to collect the Dreamwave Comics even thought they went bankrupt and are incomplete stories.
-You do not call electricity; electricity anymore and call it Energon now.
-You refer soda as Energon as well.
-You call your local garbage man Wreck-Gar.
-You build a model of the Ark.
-You also build a model of the Nemesis.
-You then stage battles between your two new models.
-You want to move to Iacon.
-You think your local minister is really a member of the Ancients.
-You try to do Circuit-su.
- You try-and fail- to do Jet Judo.
-You state that Global Warming is really a Great Shutdown of the planet.
-You don’t say WTF anymore you say What the Matrix. (actually i say What the Frag...or slag...or yeah, you get the point)
-You call your soul a spark now. (yup)
-You think the head of congress is really a Quintessian.
-You try to build a space bridge. (unfortunately, i lack both knowledge and money for this D:)
-You think the end of the world will come from Unicron. (totally!)
-You want Vector Sigma.
-You take to the shooting range to learn how to shoot moving targets. That way you can shoot down Decepticon Seekers.(i do this to my sisters with a nerf gun when i am bored)
-You join Transformer fanclubs.
-You own a Transformer related site.
-You are the leader of a Transformers fanbase.
-You need to seek psychiatric help for delusional disorder from transformers induced hallucinations. (i am so close to doing this ;))
-You see anything TF and go fan crazy. (even REMOTELY TF, y'all know there's a fan brand named Optimus?)
-You want every toy even if it means importing it.
-You want Takaras autograph.
-You want to be a truck driver because you might get to meet Optimus that way.
-You bought the DVD the first day it came out. (duh!)
-You saw the movie over 25 times. (is it bad i know them by heart?)

You call yourself by your favourite autobot/decepticon's designation (Hatchet :D)

-You read this entire list and added to it.

If you think you have too many of these "copy and paste this into your profile" thingies, but have no intention of stopping now, copy and paste this into your profile.

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Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, so weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

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