Helga finds herself in the middle of a bizarre series of events, which lands her back in Hillwood after a 3 year absence. Just in time for her senior year of high school. But maybe a particular, lovable, football headed guy can make her return worthwhile? Oh, if things were only that simple, and with Helga and Arnold, they never are. Chocked full of shenanigans!

When the Moon Kingdom fell, taking the Silver Millennium with it, the Earth and Moon heirs were given a second chance, but what would happen if something inside them was awakened? How would it affect them and everyone around them?

Sam has just moved to Amity Park and has run into a boy Danny, well he ran into her, literally .Twice. She only got a cut on her hand which healed fast due to her ghost powers. Then she meets Phantom, the ghost boy she has heard mixed things about. Will she be able to open up to one of them? or both? DxS, some TxV

Betrayed, hunted, and now dying Sailor Moon returns to the past hoping to change her fate as well as that of the man she loved.

Shepard can't always be fighting the bad guys. When she isn't, a certain Flight Lieutenant is there to keep her company. Scenes that I imagine would fit in between missions. Written using pure dialogue. Anticipated Shoker.

In which Austin asks Ally to be his pretend girlfriend for a week and she can't help but say yes - AU. Multi-chapter. Austin/Ally.

Max and Nathan get stuck together. Frequently. It's not as hot as it sounds. AU. M for language.

Sometimes, the Gods speak in mysterious ways. An elaboration on the Thane-romance cut scene from ME2.

Usagi's not good at being Sailor Moon, but she's trying her hardest. Her friends are getting tired of her lack of fighting ability and klutzy moments, but they will soon learn that you can't judge a book by its cover. My version of the 1st season/ Dark Kingdom arc.

*One-shot*. She had met him before, though under very different circumstances.

Phoebe helps Helga out of an embarrassing predicament.

A collection of one-shots with F!Shep/Thane taking place mostly between the ending of ME2 and the Arrival DLC. t's going to be a healthy mix between romance, fluff, friendship, and angst. Rating changed to M. COMPLETE!

She just won Austin Moon's first ever talent search, and immediately she's thrown into his world of constantly being in the spotlight, what with her having to live with him for a month. She soon learns that fame isn't everything it's made out to be, but more importantly she learns that it's really hard to be just friends with everyone's favorite heartthrob. Auslly. One-Shot.

Seras Victoria lives an easy life in the lap of luxery, working a dream job for the foreseeable future, if not eternity. At least she's got her daemon to muck things up, and things are changing faster than she notices... but for the better?

Seras has a bad experience when she goes on a date with a guy she only just met, and Alucard is there to comfort her in the aftermath.

"There's no way he's that dense. He just doesn't like me. But...I can't stop liking him. Not now, not ever." Arnold and Helga have to tolerate each other's presence long enough to be rescued from the trap they fell into; but was it ever really a question of tolerating? ((Arnold/Helga, third person, one-shot))

Thane wasn't killed by Kai Leng and was alive to see the final party.

After Usagi spills a chocolate shake all over herself, Motoki suggests that she go to Mamoru's apartment to clean up. Little did Mamoru know that that was just the beginning of Usagi's klutz attack. Major fluff. One-shot. *Dedicated to Candace for the idea and her innate ability to make a mess of things. xD*

Mamoru's therapist suggests a yoga class to learn to clear his mind and meditate in order to fully remember and interpret his dreams, but will he be able to focus with Usagi as his yoga teacher? My attempt at a one-shot. Please review!

While recovering from his lung transplant in Huerta Memorial, Thane is looking forward to joining Shepard in her fight against the Reapers and Cerberus. His wish comes true sooner than he could have expected. Alternate Universe / my headcanon of how Thane's story should have continued in Mass Effect 3.

Everyone agreed, the daughter of Jeff 'Joker' Moreau and Commander Arelia Shepard would be a handful. With her mother's determination and stubbornness and her father's attitude how could she not be. But her family couldn't see her as anything other than adorable and they were there when she needed them. Set in the Out of Destruction universe, six years after the war.

Prompt: Thane sees that Shepard is stressed and is pushing herself too hard so he decides to do something nice for his Siha. One-shot Thane X Shepard fluff. Originally posted on tumblr.

A sense of déjà vu overcame Nathan and his eyes softened into a confused scowl. They were way to close for comfort but he liked it. It made her nervous which made him feel more in control of the situation. Things had changed a lot the last couple of months. But there was something that always kept pulling him back to her. - Caulscott based on I wait for you.

One Shot: Usagi's first kiss has been stolen! What will Mamoru do when he finds out?

Max and Nathan? Together? No way...right? Implied CaulScott because it needs more love.

AU. Do you have any idea what you do to me? CaulScott (Warning: Rated M for sexual content)

AU. He approached her in a way much different than she remembered. The Nathan Prescott she knew was an asshole, dangerous, and entitled. So, why the hell didn't this feel like the Nathan Prescott she knew? CaulScott Twoshot

ONESHOT - As Starfire is worrying about Robin's amount of work taking a toll on their newfound relationship, she receives a letter from an old friend - Set soon after Trouble In Tokyo

Some stuff happened and now Max is basically carrying Nathan Prescott through an empty school. Y'know, just a typical schoolnight. - Not as creepy as it sounds. I swear! [No!Timetravel & No!DarkRoomShit AU]

Robin takes Starfire to the BatCave in order to make some proper introductions

After Tokyo, Robin tells Starfire that they couldn't possibly embark upon a relationship. But when Starfire becomes of interest to an old enemy, Robin finds himself unable to stay away from her, through his need to keep her safe.

Years ago, Integra and Seras accidentally released a creature imprisoned by the Hellsing family centuries before. Now, years later, the vampire Alucard is searching for Seras, for it was her eyes that drew him, her scent that called him, and her blood that he wanted. Can Seras resist the temptation? Or will she fall pray to the No-Life King? Rated T for now AU AxS.

Ten years after she forged her legacy in the Capital, the Lone Wanderer and her family settle in the Commonwealth's Diamond City, where she meets a man who reminds her of herself not so long ago. Follow-up to "Serpent Code."

Courier McCrae can barely keep herself alive―and her reluctance to drag a certain sniper to Fortification Hill isn't helping. If she can survive herself, she can survive anything. (Reimagined story of New Vegas) F!Courier/Boone, rated M for torture, sexual assault and occasional cursing.

Not everyone who rises to the top is born with a silver spoon in their mouth. Jane Shepard and Jeff Moreau may come from very different places, but they are united under the same goal: Stop Saren. As they find, sometimes opposites attract... Over time. ME1 story line. FemShep/Joker. Heavy in dialogue. Rated M for language in dialogue. All other would rate T.

After thirty years have passed, Alucard has returned, and Seras is once again reminded of her position: a fledging. Unwilling to continue her perusal of her master's affections, Seras allows herself to succumb to her own dark urges. However, it seems her master has also been restricting himself from his own nefarious desires, all of which revolve around his little draculina.

ONESHOT Usagi blindly agreed on joining in on a camping trip with the girls. Of course not realizing that their boyfriends would be coming along and that Mamoru Chiba would be there. Since the two could never get along, Usagi is convinced it's going to be a camping trip from Hell not noticing how deeply her nemesis' feelings go.

An accidental butt dial leads to accidental confessions. Yikes. Quick one-shot dribble.

Usagi is feeling down being the only single member of the group. Looking for Motoki to help cheer her up, she stumbles upon Mamoru instead.

Joker is stuck in the medbay one night, and gets a surprising view. ME AU-verse, Persephone Rising. For Jillyfae.

One-shot. COMPLETED. Darien broke up with Serena and she's completely heart broken. Serena sings a song that describes her emotions. Copyright of The Heart Wants What It Wants belongs to Selena Gomez.

Cute Taang oneshot for the new year. Enjoy! R&R!:) Disclaimer: I do not own ATLA or it's characters

When Arnold notices Helga walking to school without a coat on, he selflessly offers up his own. HA! OneShot.

He couldn't understand why, after all these years, she stilled called him Master. First fic. Oneshot

The whole thing started completely innocently, as far as Joker had been concerned. All he said was: "Commander, have you hurt your leg on the last mission?"

Shoker one-shot, basically just smut. Joker's feeling angry about Shepard letting Kaidan back on the Normandy. Set in ME3, some minor spoilers. Rated M for a reason!

Post-ME3; Destroy ending. Joker visits Shepard in the hospital and realizes how much he missed her.

Craig hoped to never see the courier again, she was nothing but trouble. Sadly, she comes back to see him. But she has a pleasant surprise *rated T for F-bomb*

Rei heard some disturbing stuff going on in Usagi's room XxOneshotxX Rating: T-M

After an argument with Rei, Usagi angrily charges into a youma attack. When she is shot with a strange ray, she is teleported ten years into the future-a future where Beryl rules! Will she be able to set things right and get back to her time? And what exactly is the Resistance?

Shepard never planned on dying or falling in love with the greatest assassin in the galaxy. My retelling of ME2 with plenty of headcanon.

When Seras and Pip walk home from the convenience store. Pip is his usual amorous self, but Alucard sees. Seras has gotten herself into a lot of trouble with her master. A/S Translation: Just a Bunch of sexy smut ;]

Marzia's take on some of the weird things that Felix does in their relationship. Cute, fluffy. Felix x Marzia

A short Shoker romance based on a romance finally forming on Shepard's bday. Takes place during ME2 at no particular time. Improved version is now posted. Cover Credit goes to Midnight-Blackened on DeviantArt; check her out, she's phenomenal.

In the original story of Sailor Moon, Rini's pure heart was the one that was taken for the evil possessing Hotaru. But what would happen if the story was reversed and it was Serena instead? How would Darien, Rini, and the sailor scouts react? Who would save the world from Mistress 9?

Usagi is heartbroken when Mamoru breaks up with her. To cope with her pain, she leaves Tokyo for 6 months. What will happen when she returns completely changed? How will she and the Sailor Scouts defeat the new enemy? Full summary inside ScoutsXGenerals. CONTAINS SEX SCENE(S)!

Seras Victoria was a police woman; she wore trousers that had pockets in, was licensed to carry a gun, and had been the only member of her unit to survive being sent into Cheddar, but once she managed to get her head on straight again after being turned into a vampire, Seras proved herself to be very capable - inspired by a Playschool song, don't own, AlucardxSeras

"Dragons don't exist even in our world micul meu dragon regină." "Then I'll be the first. The first Vampire to become a Dragon." Alucard bestows a gift onto Seras in acknowledgement of her, a gift that's more then it seems. One shot. R&R

Courier six arrives at the Tops in New Vegas to find the man who shot her in the head, but things don't go the way she plans in the city of vice and sin; Truth is, the game was rigged from the start: F!CourierxBenny

What if the incident in Rio went a little differently? A one shot of what could have happened in that hotel room.

After an almost fatal run in with a couple of deathclaws while traveling through Primm Pass and being saved yet again by an ex NCR sniper the Courier was left questioning her abilities and why she was wandering the Mojave wastes in the first place. Can Boone make her realize that she is needed more than she believes?

He was surprised to find that although he knew nothing about her, his sudden attachment to the woman only grew deeper with each passing day. (Yes, it's another Les Miserables/Hellsing crossover. Just shoot me now.)

In the R series break up, Darien's pain & the Scout's role as concerned friends weren't really highlighted. This tale that's loosely based on the series, explores the Scout's & Darien's POV as well as Serena's. Angst with a happy ending that's told with quite a bit of sorrow & a touch of romance where Darien will get the chance to ask Serena to...'Come Back to Me'

How Shepard and Thane came to love each other. From when Shepard meets Thane to the end. A lot of detail to the characters. Not very good with summary sorry about that.

Thane Krios watches Commander Shepard devour a certain human "delicacy". [Oneshot] Set after the events of the Suicide mission. Rated M due to adult language. (Kind of rushed because I just thought of it last night XD)

Shepard didn't know where Thane acquired his hardware and frankly she didn't want to know, but he was adamant about becoming comfortable with his new weapon before using it in the field. He'd said something about his gun being an extension of himself or whatever... she hadn't really been listening. She had other things on her mind. Thane/FShep. Oneshot.

"Serena, there is nothing you can do. You are a total klutz. You can't get anything higher than a 40% in school, and you are always getting in my way. You can't fix these things, it's who you are. I don't want to be around you. I deserve someone more mature than you." Rated Mature Readers only!

Alucard decides to surprise Seras during a nightly walk. He had good intentions, but when he finds out about her love for pain, will he stick with his original goal, or go with the flow? Aleras-AlucardXSeras- LEMON/Oneshot(later chapters)

Joker couldn't leave Shepard alone when they had such a huge mission before them. Spoilers for ME3.

A sequel, of sorts, to "For This Siha is Selfish." Fem!Shep ends up on Kalahira's shores when all is said and done, and finds that things are not as she had hoped.

Thane uses his ability of perfect memory to entice Shepard. Sexy times, with a dash of humor. Not Safe For Work. One-Shot Thane/Fem!Shepard. Post ME2.

Shepard has trouble sleeping, and finds solace in the cockpit . . . and the pilot who's kept her grounded all these years. Just a tender little moment between them.

Robin is thinking about what he did to Starfire while recovering from the dust. (Set later during the night of Haunted)

The public persona of Commander Shepard is a myth: unbreakable, undeniable, unstoppable. In truth, she's a human being who needs someone, just as much as the galaxy needs her. Jeff "Joker" Moreau has confidence in his flying skills, and little else. Can these two emotionally-impaired soldiers find happiness with one another? *Cover art used with permission of blackdragon21*

Shepard makes a pass at Thane, but he turns her down. She tries to move on, gets drunk and starts to flirt with somebody else. Thane does not approve. Takes place in ME2. Rated M for language, alcohol use and sexual content.

Mordin has found a cure for Jokers Vroliks. Shepard and Joker deal with the cure while avoiding their feelings. Romance and hilarity hopefully ensues.

With Integra gone and Alucard in Romania, Seras was given the chance to grow and expand. With an empire of her own running without the humans knowing, she hears Alucard needs a Queen. Will she let him go without a fight or will she fight for him? RxR

How Benny experiences the Courier's "death". Just a dabble in my multiple story ideas.

An alien new to Earth and the boy wonder striking out on his own. How much trouble could that be?

Shepard is getting to know everyone on her ship, but a certain pilot is proving difficult to win over. Can she overcome his trust issues and be his friend, or at least a commander he can be proud of?

When Ami drags her friends to an American movie, Usagi finds out that Mamoru's nickname for her is a pet name in English.

Seras is an eight-year old orphan who has suffered years of abues and loneliness. That all changes when she meets the strange new boy who has a secret no one must know. Inspired from the movie, "Let the right one in" No ownership over movie/manga.

It has been fifty years. Her master never came back. Integra has died from old age. A new passion is lit within the young vampire. One-shot and rated K for now. May change if I feel I can make a story from it.

MAJOR ME3 SPOILERS D8. Shepard has always had feelings for her pilot, but when she finally gets the guts to tell him how she felt, could it be too late? One-shot written for Shoker February.

During the R season Break-up, Serena shuts down. How can she defeat the Dark Moon kingdom if the once sunny and loving Princess is no more?

AU after Darien dumps Serena. If only Darien had known him breaking up with Serena in order to protect her would ultimately lead to her death. One Shot

Shepard, Thane, and Garrus set out to disable the Blue Suns transmission. Some fluff and drabble ensues. FemShep/Thane. Rating for language and gore.

Mamoru has been working at the ice skating rink for quite some time now, but never before had he seen anything so surprising... First Season

One morning where Usagi didn't run into Mamoru. Drabble

Alucard shows Pip that he can't win no matter what he tries. Oneshot

Seras wakes up one morning to find something that will change her "life" for ever! Rated M for the lemon part! Updated! Or fixed if you want :3

Shoker. In a late-night conversation aboard the Normandy, some truths come to light...

We all know how terrible Shepard is at driving. She somehow ropes Joker into teaching her how to handle the ground vehicles. You can bet he regrets it.

As a 9-year-old Skylar Shepard sits on Arcturus Station waiting for her dad to get out of a classified meeting. her boredom soon fades when she notices a group of bullies picking on a kid with a fiery disposition despite his silver crutches...

It's Darien's birthday, but he's not in the mood to celebrate. When Serena finds out, she makes it her mission to make him feel better.

Seras has problems going through walls. I do not own Hellsing

Seras has always loved Christmas, but sadly never enjoyed it fully. She wants this year to be different and Alucard has the power to make that happen...if he chooses to. Story better than summary.One-shot, AxS.

The courier stumbles upon her old companion Boone and reads a note that wasn't meant for her just yet. One-shot, f!Courier/Boone, post-game NCR ending, spoilers.

The world would be better off without me. Many of us have thought it, but on one stormy night Helga's passing whine turns into an adventure that leaves her confused and desperate. In a world set without her, Helga realizes just how much one boy needs her.

Joker had always admired Commander Shepard. He just didn't realize how much. Or that she felt the same. Spoilers from ME1/2 Shameless FemShepxJoker. Rating changed due to language usage. R&R Please! Due to the lack of time and interest, I'm going to call this one complete. Sorry to those who waited so long for the last chapter. I think after 3 years, it's safe to say it is done.

Pip and Integra are stuck in a cave and wont be out intill sundown. So, whats the interaction between a perverted mercenary and a knight of the round table who'd shoot his balls of if he tried something? IxP contains a little AxS

150 years after Integra dies and sends them out of Brittan Alucard and Seras are living happily in America. Well, until tax season that is. Written in honor of the end of Tax season! Woot! It's OVER! Rated for Seras's naughty mouth.

Funny to slightly serious, two-liners to a whole page, it's all in here! Fifteen AxS drabbles inspired by a single word that I'm not alowed to use in said drabble! Yes, folks, come on in! Major AxS fluff full steam ahead!

Seras and Alucard go shopping at WalMart for Integra's birthday...leaving behind something of a mess...

Lost in the hospital, the younger Usagi wandered alone in the hall trying to find her parents until she heard the sound of someone crying. Set in the R movie when Usagi gave Mamoru a rose.

Chibi-usa knows the the only way she is going to be brought into this world is if she helps patch the soured relationship between Usagi and Mamoru.

When Alucard left, Seras wasn't what he needed her to be. Now, thirty years later, he sees that she is. AxS. Almost too much fluff, but not quite. Review!

Seras and Alucard's favorite things Rated T for the ideas it might put in your pretty little noggins AxS semi-fluff

Seras wakes up one night to an amazing sight.

A 2 shot about Serena getting a job at the Crown and then somehow developing a friendship with Darien. Misunderstandings, clumsiness, a little jealousy and some fluff.

One-Shot! Mamoru and Usagi are together, but they're both hiding something from one another. What will Mamoru do when his identity is discovered? This fic is meant to further develop their relationship from the first season. MamoruUsagi

Alucard's rest is interrupted by a little kitty-cat, which is whining at his chamber door. Read to find out how the No-Life King handles the situation. Short-one shot. A couple of ISD references, but you should still be fine if you haven't read that fic.

Tired but unable to sleep, Seras wanders the halls of Hellsing mansion until something beckons her to her master's room. There she discovers what nightmares can do to you and how to cure them. Rated M for a reason. A/S pairing hopefully no fluff

Usagi asks Mamoru a question he wasn't expecting at all. If he had to choose a girlfriend out of one of the senshi, who would he pick? But is there a hidden reason why Usagi is so determined with her questions?

Set at the end of the manga, Seras has done some growing up the past thirty years in her master's absence. Now that he's come back, he's taken notice in the changes of his protégé.

A vampire without a voice. A voice without a body. And Seras is the only bridge between them. In exchange for what she desires most, she must act as translator in an effort to reverse an ancient curse, and free her master. AxS, Alternate Universe

What six words could Usagi have innocently muttered to make not only Mamoru nearly choke on his coffee but have Motoki ready to pummel him with a tray? Run Mamoru before its not too late! One shot.

Seras Victoria finds herself drawn to her master, Alucard. She wants to know what kept her close to her master and what these feelings are towards him. SerasXAlucard one shot story.

Usagi is having a horrible time in her classes and no one can seem to help her understand. That is, no one but a certain dark haired, blue eyed enemy. *Revised from original, not new chapters*

Mamoru and Usagi just started dating, but what if Mamoru refuses to display his affections in public? Will his lack of PDAs public Displays of Affection be the end of their too new relationship?

WARNING- mild manga spoilers for the ending. For Seras, Alucard's chair brings up memories of her father... fatherly AxS one-shot.

Short one-shot. While Seras sleeps in Alucard's arms, the No-Life King reflects on their relationship. Hopefully, IC and not too mushy.

Alucard has had enough of Seras refusing to sleep, Alucard x Seras.

Sort one-shot. Alucard gets a little possessive of his fledgling. This is kind of dark in some parts, but not overall. Well, hope you enjoy. AxS pairing... obviously.

what if serena couldnt detransform what happens to tuxedo masks link to her if its allowed to run to long..........

She's a klutz. We know that. She works so hard to hide her true self... what happens when the past is no longer escapable and she has to save all her ignorant friends? Suddenly very alone, she's only relying on herself now. And death is comming!

Seras Victoria attempts to return some normality to her life by finishing learning to drive. However she does not have a good teacher.

Alucard goes away, Seras thinks about kisssing. Short, Fluffy AxS One-Shot. Review!

Alucard feels a strange emotion as he watches Seras interact with the French mercenary, and he doesn't know what to feel. Then Pip is gone... So now what? AxS

Nice going, Victoria,' I thought. 'You get out of one bloody mess and you blunder into another. No wonder Master's so irritated with you all the time.'

A girl from his school is stalking Mamoru! On impulse, he spots Usagi and pretends that she's his girlfriend. But once they start pretending, it all starts to become very real. UM

After the R breakup, Serena spirals into depression, leaving her heartbroken Scouts struggling to pick up the pieces. Darien realizes his mistake after witnessing death almost claim Serena, but he'll have to get through one protective fire maiden first.

Epilogue Slightly AU. After the infamous breakup in SM R, Usagi gets one too many shocks and leaves Tokyo. She thinks that she'll never come back but some ties are too strong to break... When she returns, what will Mamoru do to get her back? Complete

Everything seemed pretty normal to Mamoru until one day Usagi imitated Sailor Moon as a dare. To top it off, he begins to notice all these little things that she does, that remind him of Sailor Moon! But that was impossible...right?

She slammed her head on the table once more as she groaned aloud, “I’ll never be able to make enough money to buy anyone Christmas presents at this rate!”

When Usagi's parents couldn't make it home before a storm, how will Usagi get through the fear of being alone during a storm? Mamoru is working at the hospital so can not be with Usagi. Bad with summarys, read to find out more.

Mamoru finds himself alone again for the coming holidays...but is he as alone as he thinks? One parter

She thought everything was going great, until she started paying more attention to the little signs.

Tuxedo Kamen discovers that Usagi is Sailor Moon and follows her home to speak with her about the Rainbow Crystals, but instead gets knocked out by a teddy bear! UM

Not your typical 'Usagi caught in the rain story', How does Mamoru react when she comes in out of the rain looking beautiful? Maybe a little out of control? REVISED!

He was and is possesive, anyone can see that. Seras only made it worse. AxS

When Usagi comes into the Arcade one day after school, Mamoru is feeling down and it affects their routine. Can she return things to normal or will everything be changed permanently? Oneshot. Fluffy. :D

Mamoru enters the Arcade one day and sees one thing he never thought he would...Usagi crying. Mindless fluff. A oneshot.

Why is Serena acting so weird...and what does chocolate have to do with it? SerenaDarien OneShot.

Motoki notices small differences in behaviour when his cousin starts dating his best friend. One Shot, UsaMamo, slight AU.

When Usagi gets a Christmas present from a boy and kisses his cheek, Mamoru starts to wonder at why he suddenly has the urge to strangle the poor guy. UM

During an April Fool's prank attempt Usagi finds herself in Mamoru's apartment while a storm rages outside. Fluffiness insues. OneShot.

Mamoru messes up with Usagi again but is determined to make things right. Unfortunately for him, Usagi tells Motoki the day she'll give Mamoru another chance is the day he gets Sailor Moon's autograph.

Mamoru has lost his memory and is unaware that he ever loved Usagi, while Usagi has retained her memory. And encounter in the park leads to some interesting confessions on Usagi's part.

It's been a week, 7 days, 168 hours, 10080 minutes, 604800 seconds. I've counted them all. Inside the back of my brain, slowly ticking, like a bomb waiting to explode...

Darien has to babysit Baby Jordan while his mother heals from an attack, and Serena is determined to help out. Takes place in the Doom Tree series.

Oneshot. A girl from Mamoru's college wants to invite him to a New Years party. First, she must find him, but what's this? He's arguing with a strange girl? Uso!

Alucard shrinks. Seras has to take care of him until Sir Integra finds the counter spell. Challenge fic.

A worried Seras reflects on what she is becoming. A one-shot moment between Alucard and Seras, in response to a challenge from a friend. Tried to follow manga canon. Obviously AxS

A short Alucard/Ceras fic. It has been many years since the incident with Incognito. Integra has grown old and died, leaving Alucard and Ceras alone to live in what remains of the Hellsing organization. Minor Spoilers for the end of the series.

~*Oneshot*~ Alucard is bored one day so he decides to play a joke on the sleeping Celes Victoria but it doesn't quite go as he expects. Implied AxC