Me

I'm baaaack... thanks to my friend who reminded me I need to write again... thanks kitkat

~Chocolate~

Chocolate covered espresso beans - A little bite to your sweetness
Milk chocolate bar - comforting and sweet
Chocolate peanut butter cups - unique and addicting
Chocolate covered cherries - 100 romance
Dark belgian truffles - rich and overwhelming
A chocolate kiss - simple yet divine

Fav Quotes!

If life was ever to become fair, it wouldn't happen in high school.

Constipated People Don't Give A Crap.

You say physco like it's a bad thing

Dain bramaged

"If it weren't for electricity we'd all be watching television by candlelight."

Don't drink and drive! You'll spill your beer.

One day you'll wake up in a coma.

Can you slam a revolving door?

How young can you be, but still die of old age?

What would happen if you found a four-leaf-clover under a ladder?

Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized?

What happens if you get a paper cut from a Get Well card?

Why does it say "shake well" on ketchup bottles, but not ketchup packets?

Is there ever a day that mattresses are not on sale?

A day without sunshine is like... night

Phobias

Arachibutyrophobia - Fear of peanut butter sticking to the roof of the mouth.

Barophobia - Fear of gravity.

Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia - Fear of long words.

Phobophobia - Fear of phobias

Didaskaleinophobia - Fear of going to school.

Genuphobia - Fear of knees.