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Joined 06-05-11, id: 2964899, Profile Updated: 09-14-12
Author has written 4 stories for Outsiders, and Web Shows.

OH MY GOD WHAT IS LIFE INTERNET I MISSED YOU.
I have a strange group of friends, and we are all in a 'Hetalia' club, Somewhere along the way i became Canada. I've learned to embrace it.

im known as the one who can stand up through it all. Even with almost everyone agaisnt me, i still have a smile on my face. I'm the one that people come to for comfort. A shoulder to cry on.. But, i'm not that, that smile is plastered, my home life isn't dandy, and you know, maybe i'd like a shoulder to cry on...

Hi im new at writing fanfic's but ive been reading them since i was 9 and learned A LOT about them from my sister...:D
lol Im not new any more.. but for some reason i left that... :P

I am probably the biggest shipper in the world.
I will ship anything.
Anything.

Randomly became president of a Hetalia club my friend created, I feel bad for the people in it, because they now have a president that nobody sees..

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NOW to know about me

Sex: Female

Age:14

UserName: Kumajira, because Canada always gets Kumajiro's name wrong.

How did you come up with your username?

Because i watch Hetalia( and read the Mangas)

Favorite band: WHAT.

Favorite Singer:Taylor Swift

Favorite Genre:Country

Favorite Food: Sushi!!!!!

Favorite Country: Japan (But in Hetalia i have to say Germany )

Favorite Anime: Hetalia!

Any Pets?

Yes 3 dogs and 4 cats

Where do you live(Suburban...City...Country)?

I live in the City D:

Do you love your pets?

YES I LOVE MY LITTLE DUCKLINGS!

Why do you call your pets Ducklings?

Because...It's mainly for my dogs...They follow you around like a Mama duck and her ducklings... x]

Have any more questions for me? Just pm me and ask away! Best Questions will be posted onto my profile

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I have to say, Christmas in Hetalia is pretty entertaining
How Russia's traditions creep everyone out
"Fat Christmas"
"Gay christmas" I heard that, couldnt stop laughing. xD

Lets talk about Hate for a second. No not Who we 'Hate' i mean the meaning of 'Hate'. So many people say they 'hate' Justin Bieber,or that they 'hate' Rebecca black (so on and so forth) But do you really hate them? or do you just dislike their music, or what they do? Giving a person hate that they do not deserve is just wrong. and i realized that today. Those people aren't worthy of hate. Yea you can dislike what they do, but don't hate them. . Another one is maybe a person who has bullied you, or something else. Like me, this one girl has bullied me since elementary school because im not mexican. and this past year, actually punched me in the nose because i was nice to her, and i smiled at her. Yea i know her home life is Horrible, but is that really worth doing that? i don't think so. So don't go hating on people because you don't like what they do. Hate the people who are actually worth it. And now, why don't you go say 'i'm sorry' to Justin Bieber(or anyone else that you thought you 'hated') and go give Rebecca Black a big 'ol virtual hug!(or anyone else that you thought you 'hated')

-LostLittlePuppy

You say Edward, I say Ponyboy.
You say Bella, I say Sandy.
You say Jacob, I say Sodapop.
You say Washington, I say Tulsa.
You say Vampires, I say Greasers.
You say "How romantic," I say "Let's do it for Johnny!"
Put this in your profile if you love The Outsiders. :D

10 reasons why i think im called Ponyboy by all my friends

1.I have 2 older brothers

2. Im the smartest of my friend 'gang'

3. I take WAY to much interest in movies

4. I'm always reading a thick book

5. I get lost in my own thoughts

6. i never use my brain

7. im in honors english

8. i get yelled at alot for not using my brain

9.I dyed my hair.

10. I'm the youngest of my friend 'gang'

11. My eyes are blue-ish grey.

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You have to admit that this looks pretty cool...XD

BEST Outisiders Quotes EVVAARR

Ponyboy: They're thinking about putting me and Soda in a boys home: No way! They ain't putting me in no boys' home.
Steve: Don't worry, Ponyboy they don't do that to heroes. Hey, where is Soda and super-dope, anyhow?
Darry: Super what?

Steve: All brawn no brains

“Juvenile delinquent, you’re no good!”- Darry Curtis

Nature's first green is gold,

Her hardest hue to hold.

Her early leafs aflower

but only so an hour

then leaf subsides to leaf

so eden sank to grief

so dawn goes down to day

Nothing gold can stay

COOKIES! xD

92 percent of the teen population would die if Abercrombie told them it was uncool to breathe, because they're all Socs. Put this on your profile if you're part of the 8 percent of greasers who would be laughing hysterically in the back.

You know you're obssessed with The Outsiders when... LOL i just had to put this on my profile x]

You laugh every time you drink a soft drink for reasons unknown to people around you.- I always do that

You've named your horse (or any other pet) Ponyboy.-My BFF already calls me that

You've tried doing the whistle the way it decribes in the book, and squealed happily when you think you did it right

You've looked up Robert Frost poems before, just to read Nothing Gold Can Stay from a million different sources.-Lol I have it memorized!

You've read Gone With the Wind, even though it's more than a thousand pages long, for no other reason other than because it was mentioned in The Outsiders.-im still reading Grapes of Wrath!

If you HAVE read Gone With the Wind, you get randomly excited and squeal at the page where it quotes exactly, "Riding into sure death because they died gallant."

You've started wearing black leather jackets, old jeans, and white T-shirts a lot more than you usually do.-i OWN a leather jacket! x]

You've researched the 60's just for fun, and you have asked questions concerning the 60's to your baffled history teacher-Sadly im out of school- and yes i have reaserched it!

You've tried to slick your hair back in grease/gel and squealed happily at the results.-LOL sadly i have tried this

You've bleached your hair just because Ponyboy did.-My hair is already blonde

You've started caring about your hair a lot more than you did before.-LOL NOPE

When someone says 'Dallas, Texas' You do a double take, and never hear the 'Texas' part.

You've stopped getting haircuts-Never did before...Hated them

You've started using the words "ain't," "golly," "gee," "dig," and other old slang words proudly, not paying attention to the weird stares you're getting from people around you.-Actually i absent mindedly have been doing that x]

You've read the book so many times that you could quote entire pages from it.-Rereading it for the 3rd time right now

You love your English teacher for getting you to read it.-I already love my AWSOME english teacher...I MISS U MRS.LUCIETTO!

You announced to your stunned parents that your new favorite cartoon character is Mickey Mouse.-No

You want to hit people when your teacher's showing The Outsiders movie, and they don't pay attention to it/laugh at it.-Not yet x]...My friend did though

You've rushed up to random people reading the book, squealing and babbling about how amazing the book is, and how much they're gonna love it. You say these things to COMPLETE STRANGERS too.-I haven't seen anyone reading it..BUT I SSSOOO WOULD DO THAT

You suddenly wish that you have a Southern accent, and you love people that actually do.-Maybe

You've developed a sudden interest in old movies.-No

You do a double take every time someone says the words "Soda" or Pony."-Sadly yes x]

You laugh every time you drink Pepsi (Ponyboy's addiction) or Coke (Dally/Cherry incident).-I OWN IT! lol

You write "Stay Gold" as the last line of every letter you write.-No, only at the end of really important ones...

You've paused at the very beginning of the movie where Ponyboy is writing in his composition book, and you've tried to copy his handwriting.-My handwriting is to horrible to begin with

You've wondered what it was like to live as a greaser in the 1960's.-YES x]

Okaaaaay, does everyone know what time it is? No? Well, it's QUIZ TIME! :D

1.) Grab the nearest book to you, turn to page 81, and find Line 4.

"Thats a rule." - Allie Finkles rules for girls

wow o.o i havnt read that book since i was like 10...

2.) Stretch your left arm as far out as you can. What can you touch?

A picture frame.

3.) What is the last thing you watched on TV?

i havent watched anything on the TV for days. so heres what im watching online: Hetalia.

4.) Without looking, guess what time it is.

11:30

5.) Now look at the clock. What is the actual time?

11:37 I WUZ CLOSE ...did i just say wuz?

6.) With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?

A fan. and someone making food. FOOODD

7.) When did you last step outside? What were you doing?

I WASH GOIN SWIIMMIIINNN

its going to get to be 114 degrees (farenghiet) here O.O I HATE YOU CALIFORNIA

8.) Before you started this survey, what were you looking at?

Hetalia stuff...

9.) What are you wearing right now?

Pjs.

10.) Did you dream last night?

I HAVE NO IDEA IF I EVEN SLEPT LAST NIGHT

11.) When did you last laugh?

Earlier when i was watching Hetalia, and the Axis was going around asking people what they were doing for christmas, and the narrorator said
"Gay Christmas. ... I MEAN FRANCE"

12.) What is on the walls of the room you are in?

Tobuscus DRW signed poster, Jeff Dunham poster, my brothers painting, Harry Potter calandar, Pin-Board, a mirror, Gypsy coin shawl, and a St. patty's day hankerchief...

13.) Seen anything weird lately?

Italy.

14.) What do you think of this quiz?

ITS ASKING ME QUESTIONS 0.o

15.) What is the last film you saw?

Nim's Island

16.) If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy?

The rights to Outsiders and Harry Potter...and Hetalia! ;D AND ALL OF THE HETALIA DOLLS TO FINISH MY COLLECTION FROM ANIME JUNGLE. (im so pathetic)

17.) Tell me something about you that I don't know:

My nickname is Ponyboy, and i LOVE Germany. (DOITSU!

18.) If you could change one thing in the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?

meep..

19.) Do you like to dance?

YES

20.) George Bush:

What.

21.) Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?

Hannah (i miss you hannahmiss!!!)

22.) Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him?

Ludwig :)

The Outsiders have taught me some valuable life lessons:

Ponyboy taught me that things are rough all over, and even though it may not seem like it, people deeply care about you

Sodapop taught me that it's ok to be laid back sometimes

Darry taught me to protect the ones i love

Dally taught me that if you're tough, you won't get hurt

Steve taught me that people WILL think you're weird if you do backflips off of cars

Two-Bit taught me that it's ok to make a joke every once in a while

And Johnny?

Johnny Cade told me to Stay Gold

Nintey-six percent of teens won't stand up to God copy and paste this on your profile if your one of the four percent who will.

Pluto was no longer declared a planet on August 27 of 2006 just because it was "Too small" and "Off it's orbit" for a couple scientists likings. If you still think Pluto should be a planet then copy and paste this to your profile. LONG LIVE PLUTO!

If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't just ignore this, because in the Bible it says if you deny me, I will deny you in front of my Father in the gates of Heaven.

'FOR WE WALK BY FAITH, NOT BY SIGHT'

II CORINTHIANS 5:7
Dont forget to paste this on your profile! Everyone should read and paste, especially today with prayer restricted in school. Copy & paste on your profile IF you believe in GOD!!

20 Things To Do At Walmart

1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.

2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.

3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the restrooms.

4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, "'Code 3' in Housewares"... and see what happens.

5. Go up to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&Ms on layaway.

6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

7. Set up a tent in the camping dept. and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they bring pillows from the bedding dept..

8. When a desk clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?".

9. Look right into the security camera and use it as a mirror. And pick your nose.

10. While handling guns in the hunting dept., ask the clerk if he knows where in anti-depressants are.

11. Dart around the store suspiciously, loudly humming the 'Mission Impossible' theme.

12. In the auto dept., practice your 'Madonna Look' using different funnels.

13. Hid in a clothing rack, and when people browse through it, say, "PICK ME! PICK ME!".

14. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream... "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!".

15. Go into a fitting room and wait a while, and then yell, very loudly, "There's no toilet paper in here!".

16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle, shouting, "Go, Pikachu, GO!".

17. If you can, write 'I see dead people...' on all the typewriters.

18. Unwrap all the chocolate bars, saying, "I've got to find that golden ticket.".

19. Put a Dora the Explorer doll in the middle of the store, and if someone tries to pick it up, jump out and say, "SWIPER NO SWIPING!". But remember, you have to do it 3 times.

20. Throw Skittles at people and shout, "Taste the Rainbow!".

xXx

37 Things to do in an Elevator

1. Crack open your briefcase or handbag, peer inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"

2. Stand silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.

3. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves.

4. Greet everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.

5. Meow occasionally.

6. Stare at another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM!" - and back away slowly.

7. Say "DING!" at each floor.

8. Say "I wonder what all these do?" and push all the buttons.

9. Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.

10. Stare grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on."

11. When the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"

12. Try to make personal calls on the emergency phone.

13. Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space."

14. When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.

15. As you are coming to the end of the journey, get emotional and have a group hug. Tell them that you will never forget them.

16. Ask if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones.

17. Hold the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?"

18. Drop a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!"

19. Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.

20. Pretend you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the passengers.

21. Swat at flies that don't exist.

22. Call out "Group hug!" then enforce it.

23. Make car race noises when someone gets on or off.

24. Congratulate all for being in the same lift with you.

25. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: "Shut up, all of you just shut UP!"

26. Walk on with a cooler that says "human head" on the side.

27. While the doors are opening, hurriedly whisper, "Hide it...quick!" then whistle innocently.

28. Let your cell phone ring - don't answer it.

29. Walk into the lift and say "This reminds me of being buried alive. Ah, those were the days..."

30. Take shoes off before entering. Then look shocked and disgusted when the others don't.

31. Ask people which floor they want, say in 'Who want to be a millionaire' style is that your final answer.

32. Also in your bellboy act, ask what floor they want. Whatever they say, give them a glare and say "you should be ashamed of yourself!", and leave the lift tutting.

33. Ask, "Did you feel that?"

34. Tell people that you can see their aura.

35. When the doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay. Don't panic, they open up again."

36. Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host body."

37. Dress up in a long, black cloak with a hood, stare and in a deep voice announce "It is time..."

Copy and paste this on your profile if you do a double-take every time someone says ‘Pony’ or ‘Soda’.

Copy and paste this on your profile if you bump in to inanimate objects and say ‘sorry’

Copy and paste this on your profile if you hate flames/flamers.

Copy and paste this on your profile if you’ve ever been in love with someone.

Copy and paste this on your profile if you have many flaws and proudly admit it.

Copy and paste this on your profile if you get mad when people write ‘Pony boy’ instead of ‘Ponyboy’.

Copy and paste this on your profile if you cry every time you watch or read The Outsiders.

Copy and paste this on your profile if you think of Dally every time someone mentions New York.

Copy and paste this on your profile if you get mad when people write ‘Soda Pop’ instead of ‘Sodapop'

Copy and paste this on your profile if you go around to other peoples profiles looking for stuff to put on your profile

If you've ever tripped over air copy this onto your profile

If you've ever tripped where there's a WATCH YOUR STEP sign, copy this onto your profile

If you've ever ran into a lamppost or some tall, metal pole that is blatently obvious copy this into your profile.

I am the girl who doesn't go to school dances, and when I do, I sit in the corner and read a book
I am the girl that people look through when I say something
I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading,writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal
I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face
I am the girl who hasn't been asked out in a year
I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so i MUST CUT MY WRISTS
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.

I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so i MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So i must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake
I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems
I like FIRE so I must be an arsonist
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
I'm a STONER so i MUST be going in the wrong direction
I'm a VIRGIN so i MUST be prude
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so i must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so i MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so i must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so i must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so i must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so i must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so i MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so i MUST be a dork
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I Must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.(is that not what a fangirl is supposed to do?)
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see."
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY or PRVERTED.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm a REDHEAD so I MUST have vary spacific tastes.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have no clue
I am QUIET and POLITE, so I MUST be a pushover.
I use GOOD GRAMMAR, so I MUST be a snob.
I prefer FANTASY and SCI-FI, so I MUST be out of touch with reality.
I love TO LEARN so I MUST be boring.
I'm WHITE, so I MUST be a racist.
I'm a GUY with LONG HAIR, so I MUST be a hippie/druggie.
I'm good with COMPUTERS, so I MUST be a nerd/geek
I'm a GUY, so I MUST love sports.
I'm NOT RELIGIOUS so I MUST be treated like crap until I pray to your god.
I am a GIRL, so boys MUST be better than me at sports.
I am a PUSHOVER, so I MUST have controlling friends
I am a GIRL, so I MUST only be good at housework.
I am not EMO, so I MUST be uncool.
I am WHITE and I like to DANCE, so I MUST be lame
I don't act DEPRESSED, so I MUST be weird.
I am SKINNY, so I MUST be sensitive about my weight.
I am a CHRISTIAN/CATHOLIC/ANGLICAN/PROTESTANT, so I MUST go to church every Sunday.
I am a CATHOLIC, so I MUST not do anything on Halloween.
I am POOR, so I MUST not have good hygienen.
I am a HOUSEWIFE, so I MUST have no self respect.
I am a GINGER, so I must be a no-soulest freak who eats babies and worships the devil.
I consider myself 'NORMAL', so I MUST be boring.

Oh look, you actually made it to the end of my looonngg profile! Tell me, did you actually read any of this or did you just scroll all the way down to the bottom and not read any of it? :P

BTW Amazingphil and danisnotonfire is awsome.

Dirty Books
With a huff you finished the last lap of a set of exercise and drills your friend Germany had set for you. Germany's training was always really hard work, even for someone as strong as you. In all truth, you hated Germany's training, but any way you could see your hot German friend sweaty and shirtless you would take. Your thoughts turned to Ludwig, your secret crush. Sure, you were friends, but my God! Every time you tried to flirt with him he would ignore you for days! "Why can't that bastard just see my feelings..." you grumbled.

"Vhat? Who are you talking about?" Ludwig asked you, coming up from behind. You jumped and spun around, blushing bright red.

"No...Nobody. Why do you ask?" you stuttered. Germany raised an eyebrow, but let it be.

"Anyvay, have you seen Italy? He vas running laps last time I looked." he asked you. You looked behind him as saw Italy, quiet as a mouse, slowly backing away from the blonde German. Suddenly, he spun around and ran faster than you ever thought he could. You gave a small giggle. "Vhat are you laughing at?" Ludwig asked, looking behind him and seeing Italy fleeing. "Italy! Come back here this instant!" he yelled suddenly, running after him. You snorted in laughter and plopped down on the ground next to Japan.

"You know,Nim-Chan, Mr. Germany rearry does rike you," the small Japanese man told you. You snorted in laughter.

"Yeah, sure. Why don't you try to tell him that..." you snapped. Japan only stared at you with intensity.

"No, I'm serious, he rearry does rove you." he said. You sighed and were about to say another witty comeback when the man of subject came back, with no Italy.

"Training is canceled today. I need to find Italy. I expect you back here at 6:00 sharp!" he ordered. You rolled your eyes.

"Ludwig, I'm staying the night at your house..." you sighed.

He blushed bright red, "V-Vhat?"

"You invited me, remember?" you said, a little irritated. It was funny, he seemed to always forget things about you. "Yeah, Japan, he totally loves me!" You thought.

"Vell, let's go, then..." he said, holding his hand out to help you up. You gladly took it and left the track, Japan slowly turning into a small blob. Germany still had a strong grip on your hand as you and him walked through the town to Germany's house. You smirked about halfway to his house.

"Hey, Luddy, you know that you can let go of my hand now."

Germany blushed a nice shade of scarlet, either because you called him by your pet name or because he realized he was holding you hand, but he quickly let go and didn't look or speak to you the rest of the way to his house. Once you entered, you were greeted by Italy, who was holding a black box in his hands.

"Hey, Germany? What's in this box?" he asked innocently. If Germany's face could have gotten any redder, it did.

"ITALY!" he shouted, prying the box from his hands, "Don't touch that!" He threw the box under his couch. You giggled and Italy, who obviously didn't get it, asked Germany again. The blonde simply gave him a murderous look and began to walk to the kitchen. "I'm going to make dinner, stay in here."

You looked towards Italy mischievously, "Italy, go get the sliver key that's on Ludwig's nightstand. I wanna see what's in that box." Italy nodded and bounded away with a huge smile. With care, you gently pulled the box out from under the couch and examined it. The box was black with a silver lock, and was a little bigger than a breadbox. As you wondered what could be so secret that Germany would want to hide in that size of a box.

"Ve! I found it!" he chimed, handing you the key. You smirked and began to jiggle the lock with the key, until it opened with a pop. Italy and you looked into the box to find books, lined up neatly in a little row. (ohmygodgermanyyoursuchasadistxD)

"Books? He's hiding books?" you whined in disappointment, pulling out one of the books, "That's so lame..."

Oh how wrong you were.

"Oh...My...God..." you gasped. You didn't believe Germany could have dirty books. And hide them under his couch! "Who hides porno under the couch, that's just stupid!" you muttered, sifting through his surprisingly large collection. Italy then began to poke your cheek.

"Syria!,Syria!! Germany's coming!" he said franticly. You panicked.

"Hide under the couch! Now!" you ordered, squirming to get under there. Italy and you squished together as Germany's footsteps could be heard entering the room.

Italy, Syr?" he called, looking around with a plate of wurst in his hands, "Vhere did they go?" He sighed, "I expected zhis from Italy, but not from Nim. She usually likes my food, and, vell... I hope she comes back." You nearly gasped, but covered your mouth to hide your breathing instead. Germany looked over at the couch, but didn't see the two of you. "Vhy is zhat still on the couch, did I not put zhat up?" you could hear the box being picked up and the skirt of the couch being lifted. All eyes widened as Germany looked at you and Italy, squashed together under his couch.

Suddenly, you were being pushed towards Germany. "It wasn't me, Ve! It was Syria!, she told me to go get the key!" Italy cried, sacrificing you.

"Thanks, Italy." You replied sarcastically. Germany pulled you up to your feet and loomed over to you menacingly. You couldn't help but think he was acting a least a little sexy. "Sorry Luddy." You apologized meekly. In return, he pushed you down onto the couch and crouched on top of you.

"You shouldn't have done zhat..." he whispered dangerously in you ear. You smirked, feeling brave.

"Whatcha gonna do about it, blondie?"

The German smashed his lips against yours, pinning your wrists down. You let out the feeling of wanted to make out with this guy for months all at once. Germany forced his tongue into your mouth without permission (As if you wouldn't have given if you asked...) and explored the new space.

(*-* *nosebleed*)

"Don'tworry Syr! I brought Prussia to save you! Italy interrupted, the two of you broke apart. Prussia stared at you and his little brother with gleaming red eyes.

"Kesesesesese! West finally got his girlfriend! It's only because of my awesome dating tips. And because I put the key to your 'special box' on your nightstand where Nim could find it, and because I convinced you to invite her here!" he snickered. You both blushed as the albino Prussian walked to the kitchen "What's for dinner?"

You couldn't help but giggle a little, but soon returned to the gaze of Germany, who was staring at you intensely. Both of you waited for either someone to get off (or ask for the other to get off.) or for someone to speak. Finally, Germany cleared his throat.

"I... Ich liebe dich Syria..."

You smiled warmly, "I love you two, Luddy."

OHMYGODTHATSTORYITSSOHOTIJUSTLOVETHATSTORY
*nosebleed*

HETALIA IS AMAAAZZZIIINNNGGG

Syria is aparently a new country and her human name is Nim..
I dont own that story, but i just love it so much
i own Syria though, she was birthed in my mind about 2 weeks ago xD

So i have this friend that i talk to every single day on facebook. I met here several months ago on a website called TinyChat.
I was with my usual group of Tobuscus fangirls, with me being like I watch british dudes with cat whiskers._... And then one the
girls said that her friend was going to join the group, as she was a huge fan of Toby too. Soon everyone in their different timezones had left the chat for bed, and it was only me and her,. We started chatting, being stupid, and having fun and found out that we have ALOT in common.
Over the months passing we quickly became fast friends.
She is now my one and only true Best Friends
We have plans to meet each other at the 2013 vidcon.
i cannot wait for that.
This friend lives all the way in pennsylvania, and probably. No not probably, HAS closer friends than me, and im not even sure if
she considers me a best friend..
I only wish that we lived closer to each other, so that way we could have a better relationship(friend-wise o.o) than we currently do.

And i hope that we never lose our friendship..

SO WHAT.
LAZY.

YEAP.

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Dan Was Falling Towards The Dark by NL08 reviews
Dan and Phil go for a walk round town in the middle of winter. Dan's not wearing nearly enough and get's cold. At the hospital there's a spark between Phil and one of the nurse, will this spark ignite the flames? Not slash but can be viewed as pre-slash or whatever x danisnotonfire and AmazingPhil x PhilxOC NOW COMPLETE
Web Shows - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 18 - Words: 12,180 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 6/26/2013 - Published: 6/26/2012 - Complete
Mistake by GeorgieInTheSky reviews
Phan - Danisnotonfire/AmazingPhil slash. Phil and Dan have had an argument, and Phil has gone missing. Dan is devastated, but what will he do in the end? Rated T for language and themes that some readers may find offensive.
Web Shows - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 6,458 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 1/17/2013 - Published: 5/27/2012 - Complete
Thunder by isaacllahey reviews
Thunder is Dan's biggest fear, but with Phil there to comfort him, he'll be okay; unless he reveals his true feelings. Phan fic for Danisnotonfire and AmazignPhil.
Web Shows - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,432 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 15 - Published: 7/1/2012 - AmazingPhil, Danisnotonfire - Complete
SSC Stupid Story Collection by Charmingly.Retro reviews
The title says it all. Ponyboy acts like an idiot, Dally destroys things, Two-Bit gets drunk, and Darry spazzes out. Overall, its a lot of swimming, awkward family dinners, and some drunken madness. Hilarious. Co-written by JohnnyIsMyGoldSunset.
Outsiders - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,149 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 6/14/2012 - Published: 6/8/2011 - Dallas W., Ponyboy C.
Dirty Little Secret by Stay Country reviews
Elizabeth Mathews has got a secret. She's hidden it for quite sometime, but as events in her life threaten the silent sanctuary she's created around herself, the tales begin to slowly unravel. And as secrets are revealed no one quite knows how to handle them. (In the process of being rewritten)
Outsiders - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 45,414 - Reviews: 237 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 6/13/2012 - Published: 5/8/2011 - Sodapop C., Two Bit M. - Complete
Different Feelings by Lilian'Chic reviews
Ponyboy has been secretly in love with Sodapop since he was 12, and Johnny only knows about his secret. Will he have the guts to tell Soda, or will he keep his love locked away? Who knows...Soda may start to feel the same way about his baby brother...
Outsiders - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 6,543 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 11/7/2011 - Published: 5/16/2011 - Ponyboy C., Sodapop C.
Touching Rainbows by CrunchyRainbowTacos reviews
My first fic. How TwoBit's little sister, Kirby, spends her summer, making friends with a Flower Child, setting the kitchen on fire, and developing her first real crush. Summertime in Tulsa is anything but boring, even for a mute nine-year-old. COMPLETE
Outsiders - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 21,352 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 10/11/2011 - Published: 6/3/2011 - Two Bit M., Ponyboy C. - Complete
Belarus is not allowed to by AshCollector reviews
Everything Belarus is not allowed to do, written by Ukrane, Russia, and America.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 449 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 10 - Published: 9/29/2011 - Belarus - Complete
Mistakes by Today-Only-Happens-Once reviews
They all thought that it was going to be just a fun field trip to Chicago. But then..."Darry?" Two-Bit asked, his voice frantic. "What, Two-Bit?" Darry urged, the alarm in Two-Bit's voice scaring him. "Ponyboy's missing." Not your average kidnapped story.
Outsiders - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 27 - Words: 43,250 - Reviews: 580 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 9/17/2011 - Published: 10/8/2010 - Complete
What Happens Next by HetaliaHufflepuff33 reviews
What would happen if Johnny and Dallas would have lived? This story shows the gangs life after the book if they would have lived. I suck at summaries, please read and review!
Outsiders - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 26 - Words: 39,234 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 9/9/2011 - Published: 4/22/2011 - Cherry V., Dallas W.
первый by Fabled-Reverie reviews
AU, fem!Canada. Maddie loves winter and everything about it - especially skiing. What will her search for a perfect rival bring her on her week-long ski trip with her family? Russiaxfem!Canada. T for liberty of language.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 97,122 - Reviews: 193 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 7/20/2011 - Published: 3/22/2010 - Canada, Russia
What a rumble can do by AbbyIsWhatWeAimFor reviews
Soc's can be a real pain, but when Two-bit an Pony go to a movie, they get beat up. Pony might not make it. Two-bit's blaming himself. Shocking moments. Will the world ever be the same?
Outsiders - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 17 - Words: 15,653 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 7/18/2011 - Published: 5/9/2011 - Ponyboy C., Sodapop C. - Complete
Raising Ponyboy by Kylelover101 reviews
Darry and Soda have to take care of three month old Ponyboy. but they laugh, cry and find love and brotherhood along the way.
Outsiders - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 16 - Words: 16,749 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 6/26/2011 - Published: 4/12/2011 - Sodapop C., Darry C. - Complete
Belarus' Smile by Usaagi reviews
A little story about Russia and Belarus.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,675 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/17/2011 - Russia, Belarus - Complete
Period by LuLeo reviews
Belarus takes her first step into womanhood.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 794 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/19/2010 - Belarus, Ukraine - Complete
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Jumbled little fun reviews
Little shorts of storys ive written about Tobuscus, Smosh, Jacksfilms, and many other youtubers, as well as bands into one giant story,Review to the ones you like best and i'll consider continueing the shorts. :
Web Shows - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 481 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/9/2012 - Smosh
Dance to the Music reviews
Toby accidentaly leaves his phone at a dance recital...
Web Shows - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 890 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1/26/2012 - Published: 1/20/2012
I Owe You One reviews
A Toby Turner Fanfic, Maddy goes is going to VidCon to meet her hero, Toby Joe Turner, but what she imagines to be a simple meeting with Tobuscus turns into something so much more... All rights go to Sashasalsa13 DeviantArt
Web Shows - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,670 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 1/17/2012 - Published: 12/27/2011
Missing Pieces reviews
Alisa Cade is beginning to get fed up with fate. It took away her brother, and her New York gang, and now she was a stupid hitch hiker! After 2 years of searhcing, she gives up looking for her baby brother, until she meets a certain red head...
Outsiders - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,590 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 8/14/2011 - Published: 7/23/2011 - Johnny C.
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