Everything in my tumblr that has something to do with HP, that isn't crossed with anything.

Evangeline Potter is used to damning the Potter Luck. This time though, she's beginning to see just why no Potter ever went to a Curse Breaker about the issue. Bucky Barnes is certainly not about to start complaining. Fem!Harry/Bucky. Don't own.

Harriet Potter's third year masquerading as a pureblood boy promises to be even more complicated than the last two. All she wants is to get through her studies unimpeded, but with pureblood politics, ancient artifacts, and adolescent hormones getting in the way... well, at least she's up to the challenge. Alanna the Lioness take on HP, book three.

It's the middle of the night, and Clint should be sleeping. But he keeps getting woken up by Natasha texting him. But something about her texts sends shivers down his spine. Something isn't right.

Some humans are given a soul right after birth. And some are raised as humans to be implanted at later age. This is a story about a sixteen year old girl whose soul parents are taking her for insertion and what follows afterwards. Warning: Sad theme.

What if John gave Sherlock a "Wreck This Journal" book for the lull in between cases? A set of flash fiction pieces based on each entry.

Molliarty, set just after the Great Game. Molly has just discovered who her lovely Jim really is. The cunning consultant, the spider. Molly, push-over in the morgue and too kind for her own good, the mouse. But this devious criminal may be enough to break Molly from her shell, to unbottle the wits and cleverness that've always hid behind a sweet mask of lies. Sort of dark!Molly.

ONE-SHOT: After Arthur Weasley nearly dies at the Ministry, Harry wonders why Voldemort's snake isn't something more exotic...really, no self-respecting Parseltongue should limit himself to something as mundane as a regular snake. In which Harry makes use of what he learned in Care of Magical Creatures, Kreacher is forced to cooperate, and the Chamber hides a new Secret..

**Prompt: Mental illnesses are beings that attach onto humans, causing them the illness. You are one of these beings, looking for a baby to attach to.** Not my best fic, but I'm putting it up anyway. It's a bit higher than K , so the rating's T. Enjoy!

It is truly amazing how having a little love and understanding can change things so dramatically, even if some things never truly change. Taser Tricks, don't own, complete.

Deadpool crashes the party in Gotham City. This fic is dedicated to Scorp. Happy birthday, darling!

Natasha gets shot in a mission by doing something stupid. Clint gets angry and says things he doesn't actually mean. Fluffiness ensues.

Five times Steve Rogers fell asleep on another Avenger, plus one time they fell asleep on top of each other. Mostly just Steve cuddling a lot. I don't apologize.

When Clint Barton finds the one and only Winter Soldier on his tail, he expects the soviet assassin to be out for his blood. What he finds instead is a broken man looking for answers...and revenge. (post CATWS, no-slash, T for language)

The Avengers keep finding Natasha's guns stashed in random places in their homes. No matter what they do or tell her, there always seem to be more. Natasha Romanoff takes no chances.

(the Apartment H series, follows "The Hydra-Killing Pizza and Movies Party") Two significant moments from a day in Clint Barton's apartment. "Significant" is a very subjective term.

Arriving at Hogwarts School for Witchcraft and Wizardry Matilda once again finds herself faced with a terror teacher. But is the fearsome potions master really as bad as he seems? Poem

Also titled; Bruce is from Ohio. All the Avengers are reverted to their first languages. Rhodey would like to go back to bed, and also for Steve and Tony to stop arguing with each other in Irish and Spanish, respectively.

When Phil Coulson helps a young girl on the street he thinks nothing of it. And then he gets home and realizes his wallet is missing, starting a chain of events that all parties thought were impossible.

"Can someone tell me why the Black Widow and the Dread Pirate Roberts are trying to beat each other up?" Clint invites his new tracksuit-beating friend over to the Tower for sparring practice. Probably more entertaining than it sounds...

Fanfic of kyaru-chan's Harveste series. An unusual introduction after the mother of all temper tantrums leads to Harry gaining an unorthodox upbringing. Keep your appendages to yourself or you might get them bitten off.

Two superheroes walk into a dumpster. Well, get thrown in. No, there's no punchline.

A missing scene from Captain America: The Winter Soldier, inspired by the Hawkeye cut scene. When one of his former teammates is sent to hunt him down, Cap learns a lesson about the loyalties of a certain Avenger.

Just a bit of fun, my dear.

Hi, my name is Alessia Medici. I have coffee coloured straight hair that goes down to my shoulder blades, blue eyes that have been laser surgery-ed to give me twenty-twenty vision (an upgrade from the previous blurriness) and according to my ex-boyfriend, I am emotionally unavailable and a frigid bitch. Oh and did I mention that I am burdened with Great Purpose?

(the Apartment H series, prequel to The Hydra-Killing Pizza and Movies Party) They're the worst buddy cop movie ever, in that they're not cops and they aren't buddies, and okay, honestly, Clint Barton's life is not a movie but is kind of Star Wars-y with the guy with the metal arm.

Even nice guys had their limits and despite popular opinion Steve Rogers has never been a saint.

The Avengers had a dangerous, destructive harmful job, both mentally and physically. And considering that they all hated hospitals or didn't trust Doctors and never deigned to go to psychiatrists, Bruce often ended up taking care of his team-mates. Avengers, Team fic with Loki, some bits of hurt/comfort, and a lot of appreciation for Dr. Bruce Banner.

Clint takes things in stride. The Hawkeyes don't mind a house guest. Bucky doesn't mind being threatening. Based off of Fraction's Hawkeye and a Pinterest prompt.

She'd always known that her human was special. After all, Baby knew him best. It just took the others a little while to figure it out. (Mutant!Dean)

(the Apartment H series) Post- Winter Soldier. In which Bucky is killing Hydra and trying to find himself, Sam and Steve are capturing Hydra and trying to find Bucky, and Clint Barton has the metaphorical lost-and-found box and also pizza.

When Clint returns after the events of Captain America: Winter Soldier, he discovers Natasha has fallen back into an old habit he thought she had left behind. (small spoilers for Agent Carter "The Iron Curtain")

Natasha is woken by awful nightmares. She does the one thing she's used to do; find Clint and seek comfort in him. An approach on their developing relationship throughout the years of Natasha's bad dreams.

Harry Potter could never be the hero. But, she might make a great villain. -COMPLETE- F!Harry Fem!Harry Gray!Harry

Amy Williams blinks and wakes up in a graveyard in New York. She had been so certain that she was right, that he was going to be here waiting for her... but Rory isn't here. Post-7.05 "The Angels Take Manhattan" for Amy, and any point in Series 8 for the Doctor. One-shot.

Captain John Watson is a soldier in Afghanistan. Sherlock Holmes has just been admitted to a drug rehab facility, assigned to write a letter to an unknown soldier. He doesn't expect to get a letter back from someone as interesting as John. John doesn't expect to get letter from a recovering drug addict. Together they form an unlikely friendship through letters. Johnlock. Part 1.

In an unusual DADA lesson, the third-years at Hogwarts learn a little more about their professor. '"Very well," he spoke and took a steady step forwards, the boggart emerging again. But it wasn't Voldemort, or a dementor, or a Death Eater that appeared. It wasn't Inferi, or green light, or a corpse. It wasn't a vampire, or a zombie, or a monster.'

Pure, cracky oneshots of how characters from the Avatar world will act under the influence of Cactus Juice.

Also known as 'Harry and Voldemort Explore Fanfiction Tropes Together'. Different Harry Potters visit Little Hangleton, and Voldemort's the only one with much sense around here. I almost feel sorry for him. Includes Slytherin!Harry, Fem!Harry, Plothole!Harry, Flamboyant!Harry, Joker!Harry, Dark!Harry and more.

It's 1991, and eight newly Sorted wizards and witches are about to start their first night in House Hufflepuff. There'll be singing and camaraderie and macaroons and only a little bit of screaming. Arguably AU.

Abuse at a young age shatters Harry's mind. How is life different with a broken Boy-Who-Lived. Can the Order put him back together with Snape's expertise and Sirius' love in time to save the world? Dissociative Identity Disorder/Multiple Personality. DID Harry. Mild Creature!Harry. Slash!Harry. Slytherin alter. Read and Review! Concrit or flames welcome.

And one time she doesn't. ClintxNat whether or not you squint, but everyone shows up. Last chapter now in a recognizable human language. Many thanks to people that told me something was wrong.

Elrond arrives in Mirkwood, only to find that certain elves (Legolas, Haldir, and Thranduil) have made silly bets with other people. One in particular spans two realms... Thranduil and Loki have switched crowns! Pure crack.

Oneshot companion piece to Mischief Managed, detailing Loki's side of things a little more, and where Dumbledore was - or wasn't, as the case may be - and why. Complete, don't own. Please read Mischief Managed first.

A man with black hair, green eyes and pale skin watched over a child with black hair, green eyes, pale skin, and a variant of the Elder Futhark rune Sowilo etched upon his brow. Genfic. Do Not Own.

The five times Steve and Bucky lied about what they faced during the War and the one time they told the truth (aka the five times they trolled the Avengers and one truth that enabled them to get away with it.)

A spider will live in your house, but it is not yours. It is not your pet. It is its own being, separate from your life, except for sharing the warmth of your four walls. Natasha joins S.H.I.E.L.D. to get in from the cold. She stays because she wants to, not because she has to. - Natasha/Clint.

Somehow, the Doctor always ends up being at the right place at the right time. When the TARDIS leads him to a person rather than a place, he rediscovers some family ties. Please R&R!

After the debacle that was Russia, Matt decides to take Clint to Australia to swim with dolphins. Natasha goes as supervision, and Lucky the dog accompanies them as well. It doesn't go much better than the last trip. PART TWO of the vacation series.

Harry Potter, once the Boy-Who-Lived, is now the Lone Traveler, a dimension-hopping wanderer of the multiverse. His travels have led him to a world in which his own Fifth-Year self is about to confront Voldemort at the Department of Mysteries. But this time, he is not the only traveler to visit this world. And for once, Voldemort isn't the deadliest threat.

Apparently opening his house to two superheroes in a time of need paved the way for everyone else to show up. And Sam wasn't going to make pancakes for them all. Nope. Definitely not.

ONE-SHOT: Harry asks an obvious question during his first class with Professor Moody...and everything changes.

Sherlock collects freaks. John is his latest addition. (Dark!Lock)

So I read the article about how Hawkeye was supposed to have a part in The Winter Soldier and it made me upset that that wasn't left in there. So I figured I'd give it a try.

"You're the most powerful sorceress on record?" He confirmed. "I usually go with magician or illusionist but sure, sorceress works." She shrugged. (Set during and after Avengers)

Five times Clint was asked that gawd-awful question, and one time he wasn't.

After the events of CATWS, after SHIELD's intel goes viral, Natasha does the impossible to extract Clint from his mission.

After the disastrous end of Harry's third year, Sirius and Remus scheme to lift Harry's spirits by sending him to the United States to learn to be an animagus. In the process, he ends up learning the truth about his infamous scar and how to fight his war. Word Count: 109,175, not counting Author's Notes.

When Loki's continued presence threatens the political situation on Asgard, Thor has no choice but to bring him to Midgard to stay with him and his Shield Brothers. They may have defeated a murderous Loki but a playful one is beyond even their abilities.(Post The Dark World. No plot, just situational comedy)

When Clint's hearing aids are knocked out by an EMP, Natasha resorts to ASL to communicate. Trouble is, ASL requires facial expressions, and Tony promptly sticks his foot in it. Gen. deaf!Clint.

A cat appears in the Avengers Tower, and no one knows how it got there, or who it belongs to. It makes itself right at home, and everyone else seems to be growing attached, but that still doesn't explain where it came from.

There's a man trying to capture Rocket, but then Quill shows up. Friendship one-shot.

Steve has had it with the "grandpa" jokes and finally responds.

"I got on S.H.I.E.L.D.'s radar in a bad way. Agent Barton was sent to kill me. He made a different call." Natasha Romanov. A short (And I mean short) drabble-ish Clintasha/Blackhawk twoshot. Two times Clint saw Natasha cry.

and the one time he lied to her. Natasha has only lied to Clint five times in their partnership. He's only lied to her once.

Five times someone thought Natasha and Bucky were together, and one time they realised that it's not as simple as that. Or, Pepper Potts yells at a national icon. Steve/Bucky, Natasha/Clint, Natasha and Bucky are platonic soulmates

The consequences for the couple of master assassins following the events of the Winter Soldier. Explanation why Hawkeye was nowhere to be seen. Spoilers! for CA: TWS!

Fem!Harry/Tom Riddle After Voldemort finally acquires a new body, Violetta Potter manages to catch his attention in a way no one ever had.

Post-CATWS. Winter Soldier spoilers. Bad luck seemed to be Clint's calling card, his lot in life. This mission was simple and straightforward, but of course something would go so horribly, catastrophically wrong. Why did HYDRA even keep that tank in that base anyway? And since when did Barnes know sign language?

"Hey, Nat, they ship us!" Clint starts surfing the net and the more he looks, the weirder it gets. One Shot. COMPLETE

What is the true meaning of what happened when 11 year old Harry is asked: "What would I get if I added asphodel to an infusion of Wormwood?" This is a one shot. Enjoy. Canon for the most part, character death at the end.

[SHIELD Insanity] Agent Rowen Le Fay has been with SHIELD for 8 years. She's a skilled translator who does only light field work until Fury decides to assigned her a group of baby agents. Worse? He expects her team to act as ground backup for the Avengers. But first, she needs to teach them how to survive at SHIELD.

With the Avengers captured and Loki gloating, Bruce is surprised when his cat turns into a man, and proceeds to slam Loki around the room. Can be read alone or as a sequel to The Tag-A-Long.

At an army demonstration John dragged Sherlock too, John meets up with an old friend. (In which Sherlock is really mean and Tony is his usual self.)

By the Norns, why was Loki so damned hard to kill!

"Where ever you were, whatever you did and whoever you did it for, it's over. You need to pretend to be a person now, okay?" Set Post-CA:TWS, featuring the Winter Soldier

He wasn't very good, Loki decided, at being Aesir and he was even worse at being Jotunn. Might as well try being human then.

If I was in charge of Capitan America: The Winter Soldier post credit sequence/ Marvel One Shot or What Hawkeye was doing during Captain America: The Winter Soldier. Feat: Kate Bishop... and Pizza Dog.

Where was Donna during "the year that never was", when the Master and Toclafane took over? Set during "Last of the Timelords".

The two times Clint falls in love and the one time he learns not to.

John won't wake up, so Sherlock lists all the reasons why he should. Because he appears to be a bit besotted. How inconvenient. Johnlockish.

Angering Death is generally a bad idea. Which led to his current predicament. He had gone to sleep as Harry Potter, and woken up as Bella Swan. On an airplane. On the way to Forks. Rated M for Harry/Bella's mouth.

You'd think after the first time, Donovan and Anderson would learn not to insult Sherlock in front of his neighbors. Side-story to The Evils of Pie.

Natasha tries to convince Clint that it's time for him to come back to SHIELD and to maybe give the Avengers a chance. Post Winter Soldier (no spoilers). One Shot. COMPLETE

Emma Swan was sitting at a bar in New York trying to drown her troubles when in walks a man with just as many. So they share a drink and swap summaries of their insane lives. Short One Shot SPOILERS FOR S3EP12 OF ONCE UPON A TIME!

It's Bellatrix's turn to cook for the death eaters, and the entire Malfoy manor shudders in fear that she will take the job description to the extreme. One-shot. The consequences of the dinner are told tactfully, but rated T just in case. Grammar police, be welcomed.

Tony Stark is the son of Howard Stark and Maria Stark. Maria Stark, however, is not who you'd expect.

Sometimes, Rory feels like he's going a bit mad from life on the TARDIS, always getting timelines mixed up and asking patients whether they have special biology he should take into account. Now he's losing sleep and Amy's worried at his growing level of paranoia, and Rory just wants to go to bed. Short one-shot featuring a rather fun aspect of everyone's favorite roman.

In which 221B is a sentient being, and she really thinks Sherlock and John should just get together already. So she gives them a little push in the right direction. Written for a prompt.

Tony gets into the suit but fails to slow down in time after Loki tosses him out the window and lands in a shoe store. Buffy decides to do something about it.

Amy Pond drags Jim Moriarty into Stark Tower by his ear. Natasha assures them this is all perfectly normal.

Sherlock gets a surprise when he goes snooping in the new neighbor's apartment.

Molly Hooper is a quiet girl. Jim is a little boy who hears too much. Molly's halo may be shiny, but her soul is darker than Jim had ever thought he would ever see. Their darkness matches.

Unfortunately, some prompts I just can't finish, no matter how hard I try. My attempts at those prompts end up here, in the hopes that I might one day be able to come back to them. This will only be on FFnet for now.

Logan and Natasha have known one another for a long time. This is a love story, but not the kind of love story you might expect.

5 times Clint Barton told Natasha Romanoff he loved her, and the 1 time she said it to him [COMPLETE]

HDM AU. Part Fifteen. John and Amarisa find some answers about Moriarty, and prepare to go north with Sherlock and Raniel. Slash, Sherlock/John

What any all-knowing OC should do when faced with the dreaded weeping angels.

Harry has a strange encounter with two different men, each with a similar blue police box nearby. Series called 'Moments in Time' on AO3.

Upon reflection, Mycroft Holmes would eventually decide that the worst day of his life was today, when Sherlock met the Weasley twins. Harry Potter would find that almost as amusing as the three's antics when he eventually got around to telling him.

Tumblr prompt from swietek93: The first time Natasha gets seriously hurt. Clint gets worried. Natasha doesn't understand why he would worry over her. Angst then understanding? (Pre relationship)

Someone else comes to claim Dean's soul at the beginning of Season 2.

The Avengers are surprised when Bruce shows up with a tag-a-long to Stark Tower.

Harriett Potter survived her first year masquerading as a pureblooded boy, but sinister forces are now moving through the wizarding world, and when something sinister starts moving through Hogwarts as well, Harry and her friends are pulled into another maelstrom—whether Harry likes it or not. Book two. Alanna the Lioness take on HP.

A human child was spotted in Halloween, and everyone is panicking. Jack and Sally are on the case to find the strange child, and why she's in Halloween at all - with surprising answers. JackxSally, hinted OCxOC.

Sam makes a comment to Cas that gets him into trouble with God, or at least the guy that played him.

Sugarhighs and bored Harry's shouldn't be left alone- as proved by his... letter to Voldemort? All letters! T for slightly disturbing suggestions. (soon to be LVHP sorry those who dislike. Very very minor references to romance. Slightly-Tsundere!Voldemort!)

Natasha's knows them better than they know themselves, every little dark secret, every little light in the darkness. Natasha loves them, and she knows that.

Contains spoilers from the 50th anniversary. Why was Osgood so convinced the Doctor would save her, and how exactly did she get her scarf? One-shot.

Auror Harry Potter is sent to Arkham City to go undercover and infiltrate the Joker's gang. His status as a wizard is soon discovered by Harley Quinn, and she and the Joker begin to develop an obsession with their pretty green-eyed magician. Het and Slash.

After the war, Hermione, Ron, and Harry go on a(n occasionally drunken) crime spree that baffles Scotland Yard and the World's Greatest Detective.

Surrounded by Captain America costumes; fake Iron Man armor; giant, green Hulk fists; toy Mjölnirs and plastic Widow's Bites, Clint Barton thought Hawkeye's role in the Battle of New York had been forgotten...until he runs into someone who proves him wrong.

Jack Frost just wants to be seen. A little hard, when you're a myth among myths, and not even your fellow spirits can see you. Then the Man in the Moon decides Jack's a Guardian. But how's that possible, when no one knows you exist? (Or: Jack's heart breaks a lot, Baby Tooth is a damn good friend, and Bunny eventually makes away like a bandit with Jack Frost.) Jackrabbit slow burn

Molly Hooper is never noticed, and she likes to keep her mask up. But sometimes, she can't help but laugh. (Dark!Molly) Molly Hooper/ Jim Moriarty

Luna meets someone and bonds with them over Neville Longbottom.

Dean has a surprise encounter with a pink, toad-like, demon.

Rose was your typical medical experiment. She grew up in a secret government facility, trained under the greatest assassins in the world, and ended up fighting aside Earth's Mightiest Heroes. Typical. What's not typical is her uncanny similarities to America's favorite super-soldier, or the way she can lose herself entirely when upset. OC & "other Avenger" story & no tag slash

If you work the espionage game long enough you inevitably end up crossing paths multiple times with others. Five Times James Bond and Natasha Romanoff's lives intersected.

What does the TARDIS do for fun? Sure, she loves watching the Doctor, but even TARDIS's have hobbies. Oneshot.

Clint Barton has always been a sucker for strays. The underdog, the wayward soul. Whatever.

A series of facts about Sherlock and his colleagues... friends. Generally, headcanons that are universe compatible.

Utter crack AU-Joanna Watson is a badly dressed BAMF being wooed by a criminal mastermind. Her sassy gay best friend, Sherlock, has no fucks to give. And Mycroft is scandalized by the lot of them.

Harry is bored and wants to do something to Umbridge. He wants to celebrate Halloween without anyone's life being in danger. He gets an idea from a muggle song and goes to the twins for help. Warning: gore and blood an yeah one-shot songfic

The story of Clint Barton and Natasha Romanoff, two equally dark people, and how they end up trusting each other like they never though they could. CLINTASHA ClintxNatasha Hawkeye/BlackWidow HawkWidow BlackEye whatever you want to call it. Multichapter, rated T for later chapters and for safety. The story gets better as it goes on I promise!

It isn't bravery that makes John so willing to risk his life for Sherlock. At least, he doesn't think it is – it's just simple mathematics. John/Sherlock implied, Reichenbach spoilers.

John felt so amused. He had known, for a while now, that Sherlock's choice of meat was quite, let's say, exceptional and against quite a number of social, government's and probably even sanity's laws. Not that that would make him uncomfortable. [cannibalLock][darkJohn][mentions of vivisection][dark][friendship][why is there no genre for dark!]

After the war, Harry is briefly captured by Bellatrix and Malfoy. When he escapes, he finds himself in front of Camp Half-Blood. What's going to happen when Percy meets Harry? And the rest of the Camp? Not to mention Harry's still in danger, right? Slightly AU Yaoi Slash. Will be Percy/Harry!

The mind of a prodigy is a scary thing. Hermione Granger's however is downright terrifying. AU. Slytherin!Hermione, Slytherin!Harry

The Pandorica. A legendary box containing the universe's greatest threat is a great temptation. The Avengers are about to find, however, that they are not the only guardians out there. One-shot written at 3 in the morning on a Doctor Who high.

A twisted rewrite of the Girl Scout cookies scene in the first Addam's Family movie.Not for the squeamish or easily offended reader... this isn't the Addams Family you grew up with!

After so much time on the road the Winchesters have some pretty weird road rituals.

Rumpelstiltskin didn't lie about the land not having magic, but he did omit the small detail about it having monsters. When Cinderella/Ashley resorts to making a deal with a demon in order to keep her baby, he decides to summon the demon. Being his persuasive self, he presents the demon with a deal only a fool would refuse. Crowley hasn't survived this long by being a fool.

There was something about this guy. He wasn't exactly lying, more like just not bothering to tell the truth. Clint just couldn't quite put his finger on what it was that he was glossing over.

Albus Dumbledore gets an unexpected visitor in his office one late summer night. The Headmaster finds himself talking to a monster he never knew could arise from his actions. Darkish.

No one realizes how old he really is. They all look at him as if he is the elephant in the room, as if he is the only one who couldn't possibly understand. Because to them, he is too young to have anything, to have a family of his own. Because no one remembers his age.

Complete. Written for a kinkmeme prompt: Moriarty frames John and Anthea of betrayals which cause both of the Holmes brothers to cut them off, and they then try to clear their names. Violence, het and slash: Mycroft/Anthea and John/Sherlock.

Sherlock can't recall how he got there. John is calling him an idiot. Later, John writes a rule book for the consulting detective who is "just like a five-year-old." This pleases Sherlock.

John Waston lives in a shadow world of halves and have beens on his return to London. He is a ghost-man. It takes Sherlock Holmes to look, and truly see and help them both become.

"I'm Doctor Martha Jones," she told the pale man in the black, gold, and green armor who had invaded UNIT. "Who the hell are you?"

... and the One Time the Avengers Found the JLA OR How the Avengers Made the JLA Look Bad Just By Being Their Normal Awesome Selves. Involves JLA Douchebaggery. Crossover in the Avenger Verse.

Loki wanted the Avengers defeated. But that didn't mean just anyone was allowed to defeat them. Or, five times Loki helps the Avengers.

The five times people told Natasha that she loves Clint, and the one time she realized it.

Your Paton helps define you, your chosen god helps influence the path of your life. Yet John has no Patron Sherlock can see and that niggling itch of a question shoved determinedly to the back of his mind is getting stronger every day. In a world where every person has a Greek god as a Patron, who is John Watson's?

Mild J/K slash—if you don't like, don't read. K returns from an off-world mission a new man, and shows J some of his new tricks. Written for smallfandomfest prompt: "Traditional Arquillian greeting," K shrugged, straight-faced.

Loki, the God of Mischief and Lies, meets Fred and George Weasley, Hogwarts' resident pranksters. I'm surprised this hasn't been done before.

Natasha knew better than to engage Tony when he was rambling, but she couldn't help looking up when she heard her name. Once he started throwing his theories at her about her supposed relationship with Clint, she realized she should have kept her head in her book and ignored him. One shot. Complete

What happens when Marvel's Merc with the Mouth meets DC's Clown Prince of Crime? Find out here!

Sometimes everything is just too much and too little for Sherlock. John however, has a way of dealing with this. Four words, five syllables and Sherlock is alive again: "Show me something new."

MIB III. Kay ain't quite the Time Traveler's Husband, but there's a certain congruity there, is what Jay's saying.

Mycroft gets a call from the Reaper. She promises to save Sherlock from Reichenbach, but her methods are a little bit unusual. After all what's the difference between a psychopath and a sociopath? Underlying JohnLock, this does have an OC but not in anyway romantically involved with the characters. Enjoy!

COMPLETE After being turned into a snake and unable to change back, Lord Voldemort is forced to turn to the only other living Parselmouth, Harry Potter. After making a deal, Harry agrees to help the Dark Lord return to his human form. SLASH HP/LVTMR

In which AVENGERS goes far, far differently and Loki has grown himself cat ears and tail while in the VOID. There be crack ahead.

Natasha knows that when she kissed Clint Barton for the first time and stained her lipstick on the collar of his shirt as a mark of ownership, that she inflicted a terrible wound upon herself.

Harriett Potter dreams of going to Hogwarts, but in an AU where the school only accepts purebloods, the only way to reach her goal is to switch places with her pureblood cousin—the only problem? Her cousin is a boy. Alanna the Lioness take on HP.

Doomed by a false Prophecy at birth. Condemned to a life of horror at the age of one. Driven into the depths of insanity by age five. Released back into society at fifteen. Harley Quinn, formerly Potter, is the Mistress of Chaos and the world is her plaything. Fem-Harry. Most likely fem-slash.

Even Tony knows when it's time to admit defeat. Movieverse. Tony, Clint, hints of Clint/Natasha

Because a team isn't found, it's made. A series of oneshots portraying all of the significant moments that brought the Avengers closer together.

He's known the man since he was eighteen.He's watched him go to war and back. From a prompt that said 'Sherlock knew John before he went to war. Now he finds out that he's been shot infront of the team from the yard'.

He's a man trapped in a broken box. He wants to leave. A bullet may have stripped him of his dexterity but never his strength. Or how John Watson learnt to fight a different war.

It's been a few weeks since the Avengers were brought together, and sleep still isn't easy to come by.

And one time she didn't. Mostly a team fic, Clint/Natasha if you squint. T for language.

While fighting Loki, the Hulk decides to use a different strategy. Hugs. It works.

After his third year Harry is sent to Camp Chippewa with Dudley. There he meets the Addams Family, and more importantly their daughter, Wednesday. After fighting Voldemort, a basilisk, and a hundred dementors, has he finally met his match at camp?

This week starring Beetlejuice. Be sure to bring Holy Water whilst reading. Rated T because Beetlejuice. That's really the only explanation you need for that.

It's not often the detectivtes of NSY get shoved off their own crime sceen for reasons not concerning Sherlock Holmes. It's even less often that Sherlock gets shoved off with them. So why can John stay?

Molly Hooper and Jim Moriarty like to tie up loose ends; if they can have fun doing so, all the better. So when they hear that The Woman is currently hale and hearty in America, they decide to pay her a little visit.

Watson gets aggravated at Moriarty and decides to play a game of his own. A.N. apparently "Badassery" is not a genre

Harry is left, alone, in Gotham. Harry decides to become a villain. After all, a nine-year-old has to EAT, you know. Thus, Joker starts a rivalry with the newest villain in Gotham. ABANDONED.

Sexy leaves the Doctor on a barren planet of wood when he makes her angry. Brief Doctor/TARDIS oneshot.

Irene Adler has taken a step too far and John Watson is not an enemy you want to make. Dark!John/SerialKiller!Sherlock. Based on 'Get Off Easy' by Breath Carolina. Format Fix

Hank provides Alex with some needed contact.

At a doctor's office, Rory meets a man in the waiting room. But what do the Last Centurion and an Army Doctor have in common? Well, just a few sociopaths.

They exist, they sparkle, and it's just. plain. wrong. Inspired by the Twisting the Hellmouth forum discussion

Sherlock Holmes was not always a detective, and John Watson was not always a doctor, but there had always been a detective and a doctor, waiting.

Deception, disorder, distraction and devotion. Don't forget the jam, darlings.

Eight year old Harry Potter makes a deal with a wizard who likes to play with dna to escape the Dursleys. Slash, OC, OCCnss, FWxHPxGW Creature Harry, Grey or dark Harry, some mentor-Snape

Alex/Hank - 4 times Hank and Alex didn't kill each other and 1 time Hank didn't kill Sean

There are three roads a growing witch or wizard can take. The first two are well-trodden. But this year, the world better get ready, because when the dark moon rises, the third path comes alive.

Adraine has a cousin she doesn't know about. And he has come all the way from Britain to find her. How will things change when they find out he's not only a new mage, but the one destined to protect Avalon from Dark Magic? OOC Harry

Complete. AU. In a world of sorcerers and magic, Sherlock is a Faerie-born and John, lacking any kind of magical talent, often seems a bit out of place. But he has a gift all his own...Slash, Sherlock/John

"'I think I'll do just a touch of murder tonight.' 'A... touch of murder' 'Mmmyes. Just a bit. Helps me sleep, you know.'" from sherlockbbc fic.

Following the encounter with Moriarty, Sherlock and John grow closer via text messages.

Fourth year. Living with the Dursleys taught Harry three all important rules. These rules cause an emotionally repressed 11 year old to attend Hogwarts and discover his so called dead family aren't as dead as he believed.

Part of The Republic of Heaven universe. Many people have had an opinion on Amarisa's form throughout John's life – his sister, his father, his counsellor, his sergeant, Ragnvald, Mycroft, and eventually, Sherlock. Sherlock/John implications at the end

When you're 18, and nothing is as it was meant to be, sometimes it can be hard to let the right people know what you are thinking. Thankfully, Draco Malfoy owns a quill.

Oneshot, written for a kinkmeme prompt that essentially boiled down to: Moran doesn't think much of John Watson, until their paths cross and John beats the crap out of him. Featuring Moran being too overconfident, and John being a badass.

Let's have a little FUN this year, shall we?

A madman has escaped from prison? Are you sure you aren't talking about Uncle Fester?

Parselmouths, the Chamber and Lockhart. Well, well, well...

A little death can change so much. Delightful, isn't it?

He's done it. He's just five years old, but he's finally done it. The Dursleys are gone. And now he's with a new family who seems just as twisted as he is. How strange.

Mr Weasley did I just hear that you are taking a very inappropriate date to the ball' asked a stony-faced McGonagall, coming up behind them. 'Yes professor, I'm taking you.' Includes high amounts of crack and slash.

Summary: AU Young Harry learns to steal as he is fed up from his deprivation of his wants and needs by his guardians. A Thief is born in Privet Drive.

Harry has had enough of seeing his reputation shredded in the Daily Prophet and decides to do something about it. Only he decides to embrace his Slytherin side to rectify matters.

Ever wonder 'Why don't they just do that' "A lot of the greatest wizards haven't got an ounce of logic." Harry and Hermione, however, were raised in the muggle world and are therefore fully capable of thinking things through...A collection of of one-shots

After a major case of accidental magic Harry is left wander the streets of Gotham city, where he meets two of it's most dangerous women. Will Gotham and Hogwarts be ready for a child raised by Poison Ivy and Harley Quinn. Powerful Harry. Going rewrite.

What word would you use to describe Ron Weasley? Scholar? Gentleman? Friend? Yeah, I didn't think so.

The Maruaders were not nice people, but what if the gang was as Dark as they should at first glance appear to be? AU Marauders era one-shot.

Just as it says. Never have another problem with your Tenth Doctor again with this handy guide!

In his fifth year at Hogwarts, Tom Riddle concocts a new name for himself. A name which no one is ever allowed to use... Yes, because THAT sounds practical, Tom.

Hogwarts has a Sarcastic Little Git inside it’s walls. That Sarcastic Little Git is deeply disgruntled. In an effort to strike out against those who annoy him [read:everybody], he is posting mocking and vaguely offensive “Guidelines” on the notice boards.

After You Know Who's return, shortly before the permanent removal of Professor Umbridge, the Ministry attempt to promote House Unity. They do so in the only way they know how: With paperwork. Which should go brilliantly, of course...

Addams Family Values AU. Halloween is many things to many people. A time, a holiday, even an opportunity. But what if Halloween was something else? What if Halloween... was alive?

A VERY long Tuesday in the life of Minerva McGonagall. With rampant Umbridgeitis, uncooperative Slytherins, Ministry interventions, an absent Dumbledore and a schoolwide shortage of Hot Cocoa, it’s a wonder she’s as nice as she is.