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I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm BISEXUAL, so I MUST have attention issues
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'M RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be a prude
Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm pale, so I MUST be albino
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT so I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroos
I write LEMONS, so I MUST be a twisted pedophile.
I wear GLASSES, so I MUST be a dork or nerd.
I am CANADIAN, so I MUST live in an igloo

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Prince of Atlantis by Melting Angels reviews
ATLANTIS AU: Hiccup Haddock is a budding inventor and linguist who works in the boiler room of a museum, and he firmly believes that the legendary city of Atlantis is real, dedicating much of his time to prove it's existence. When the opportunity arises to search for Atlantis, he jumps at the chance. This journey may very well change his life, in more ways than one...(RATED M)
Crossover - How to Train Your Dragon & Rise of the Guardians - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 16 - Words: 33,950 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 234 - Follows: 170 - Updated: 2/13/2018 - Published: 9/9/2013 - [Hiccup, Jack Frost] - Complete
There's always more by AlicevsWonderland reviews
Hogwarts AU. When Hiccups secret of being the first to train a dragon is revealed, he struggles to handle his new popularity among the other students. Jack decides not to bother him like many of the others, even though he is also curious about the whole story. Despite this, an unlikely friendship blooms between the two boys and eventually turns into something more. Rated M!
Crossover - How to Train Your Dragon & Rise of the Guardians - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 26 - Words: 628,126 - Reviews: 380 - Favs: 313 - Follows: 229 - Updated: 2/4/2017 - Published: 12/3/2014 - [Hiccup, Jack Frost] - Complete
Finding Yourself by Nightstar Fury reviews
Modern HTTYD! Toothless is the new student at Berkian Academy, having been adopted in to the Fury family. Toothless meets Hiccup who becomes his first friend there. What happens when things change because Toothless develops a crush on Hiccup who happens to of just lost his parents? Will the two make it through all the challenges thrown their way and end up together and be happy? :)
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 70 - Words: 276,355 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 68 - Published: 5/19/2016 - Hiccup, Toothless - Complete
Behind Clothes Racks by RizenLynn reviews
So Jack and Bunny work at the only department store in the village of Burk. But what happens when Hiccup finds that out and can't seem to stop going to the store just to see Jack? Sometimes bringing Toothless with him? Well find out in this cute romance! Hijack and Buckteeth (BOTH HUMAN)! WARNING YAOI! THERE WILL BE SMUT! YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!
Crossover - How to Train Your Dragon & Rise of the Guardians - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 31,854 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 1/7/2016 - Published: 9/2/2014 - [Hiccup, Jack Frost] [Toothless, Bunnymund]
When Three Wrongs Make a Right by 1stPrelude reviews
After fighting with his father and being kicked out of his house, Hiccup is taken in by a group of misfits. Little did he know how much they would change each other's lives, especially those of his two roommates. Together they heal their pasts and confront the most dangerous gang in the region. HiccupxJackxToothless / M for 8 16 19 21 23 26../ violence / drama / action / polyamory
Crossover - How to Train Your Dragon & Rise of the Guardians - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 179,972 - Reviews: 281 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 3/21/2015 - Published: 7/8/2014 - [Hiccup, Toothless, Jack Frost] - Complete
Not As Planned(A Valentine's Day to Remember) by TheCaribbeanBlue reviews
Jack wants to give Hiccup the best Valentine's Day ever. But what was meant to be a romantic outing becomes a messy slip-up after slip-up filled with vengeful cats, homophobic joggers, and creepy managers. Older!Hiccup x Human!Jack Frost, Modern!/Human!Au and takes place in some random city in California. Three part story-contains lemon in last chapter. Hope you enjoy! *Complete*
Crossover - How to Train Your Dragon & Rise of the Guardians - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 14,087 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 3/18/2015 - Published: 3/1/2015 - [Hiccup, Jack Frost] Astrid, Jamie - Complete
The Art of Thawing a Heart by the-meek reviews
Jack is a thief that can steal anything... maybe even the heart of Prince Hiccup. Hijack, Frostcup, Hiccup from HHTYD X Jack Frost from RoTG
Crossover - How to Train Your Dragon & Rise of the Guardians - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 60,644 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 150 - Updated: 1/16/2015 - Published: 5/19/2014 - Hiccup, Stoick, Jack Frost - Complete
Breaking Rule Number One by HoneyBeeez reviews
Rules are important, guys. and when you break them, there's consequences. Hiccup can't afford to break a rule, let alone rule number one. Assassin AU! Hijack! Written for buslimpan! ah some trigger warning, but I think for the most part its okay (I don't know ratings and genres still... yeah, please read!)
Crossover - How to Train Your Dragon & Rise of the Guardians - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,601 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/18/2014 - Complete
Philophobia by ADAMalchemist reviews
'He knew it was going to be a bad day from the moment he woke up, slipped on the sweatshirt in an angry manner, and looked in the mirror. "Another day in paradise." ' HiccupxJack or Frostcup as others call it. Modern AU. Not very good at summaries.
Crossover - How to Train Your Dragon & Rise of the Guardians - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 32 - Words: 83,418 - Reviews: 354 - Favs: 212 - Follows: 215 - Updated: 10/28/2014 - Published: 5/31/2013 - Hiccup, Jack Frost - Complete
In Games We Find Love by Tomtom713 reviews
AU: Hiccup joins the game, WOW, to play with his best friend Toothless, whom he hasn't seen for a year now due to an out of country transfer. There's someone following them on this game named Frost318. Who is this mysterious guy and why does he keep professing his love to Hiccup when Toothless is not around? Warning! BoyxBoy Yaoi. Love upcoming smut!
Crossover - How to Train Your Dragon & Rise of the Guardians - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 41,964 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 10/7/2014 - Published: 9/13/2013 - Hiccup, Toothless, Jack Frost - Complete
Runaways by Sahreah reviews
When Stoick throws Hiccup out for being gay, he didn't know where to go. It had been a complete coincidence when he bumped into a white haired boy who opened him the door to a world he hadn't known just yet. But who knows, maybe Hiccup can change a few things in Jack's life too.
Crossover - How to Train Your Dragon & Rise of the Guardians - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 69,419 - Reviews: 325 - Favs: 307 - Follows: 228 - Updated: 8/26/2014 - Published: 12/19/2013 - [Hiccup, Jack Frost] [Toothless, Bunnymund] - Complete
Skinny Love by lalalaalalaala reviews
Modern AU about a new white haired neighbor moving in next door to Hiccup and their friendship developing, maybe even into something else, with help of his friends Toothless and Aster maybe the two boys will realise their true feelings for one another. -Sorry this is discontinued, I don't write things like this anymore-
Crossover - How to Train Your Dragon & Rise of the Guardians - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 25 - Words: 53,389 - Reviews: 201 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 135 - Updated: 8/4/2014 - Published: 1/8/2014 - Hiccup, Toothless, Bunnymund, Jack Frost
Draw on me by Miundel reviews
"Wait, is that a tattoo?" Jack comes to Hiccup's place to discover something new of the Autumn spirit's skin, and Hiccup shows some more times what a great artist he is. (Seasonal AU, RP log based on a meme)
Crossover - How to Train Your Dragon & Rise of the Guardians - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,871 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 21 - Published: 7/28/2014 - [Hiccup, Jack Frost] - Complete
A Viking and The Frost by SkyeLight Hope reviews
Beauty and The Beast au! Hiccup just wants to escape reality for once and do something exciting, but he gets more than he bargains for when his father is held prisoner in a mansion deep at the woods and decides to takes his place. How is he going to deal with the separation or the bitter cold spirit which keeps him prisoner?
Crossover - How to Train Your Dragon & Rise of the Guardians - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 12 - Words: 43,357 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 292 - Follows: 141 - Updated: 7/8/2014 - Published: 12/1/2013 - [Hiccup, Jack Frost] - Complete
Fake It Til You Make It by HoneyBeeez reviews
Hiccup needs to get a creep off his back, and of course, the only logical solution to that is to date the bad-ass on campus... right? It goes great... right until things take a turn for the unexpected. HIJACK! Pretend Boyfriends!AU (once again, I don't know genres, and rated M to be safe) Dedicated to Derpfire on Tumblr :D Please read! Enjoy!
Crossover - How to Train Your Dragon & Rise of the Guardians - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,613 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 30 - Published: 7/6/2014 - Complete
Lab Partners by hungryandhornyinsomniac reviews
Jack is a nerd ready for Senior year, new hair, and new attitude. Nothing can ruin this for him. Until Jack gets a new Physics Lab partner; Hiccup Haddock, the most feared teenager in Berk High. A total punk and playboy with a notorious tongue ring. (people say it's orgasmic) R!PNAU
Crossover - How to Train Your Dragon & Rise of the Guardians - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,463 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 6/29/2014 - Published: 10/29/2013 - Hiccup, Jack Frost - Complete
Leave It To Lauren by HoneyBeeez reviews
Hey guys! First Fanfic! please be nice! So Hiccup and Jack go to Hogwarts, and they fall in love. Do they know it? No. After four long years of liking each other, they get paired in almost every single class. What will happen? THIS! HiJack! Don't like, don't read. Bonus Chapter added! M for the slight content in the last two chapters!
Crossover - How to Train Your Dragon & Rise of the Guardians - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 158,649 - Reviews: 283 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 6/17/2014 - Published: 10/13/2013 - Complete
Funny Name by the-meek reviews
When Hiccup meets his new neighbor, he makes a wonderful first impression by getting beaten into the ground. Hijack or Frostcup action. RotG / HTTYD Jack Frost / Hiccup Haddock.
Crossover - How to Train Your Dragon & Rise of the Guardians - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 62,425 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 275 - Follows: 163 - Updated: 5/23/2014 - Published: 8/15/2013 - Astrid, Hiccup, Bunnymund, Jack Frost - Complete
I'll See It when I Believe It by Old Beginning New Ending reviews
Babysitting the Bennett kids isn't a problem, at least for Hiccup. The Guardian of Winter that seems to have taken an interest in him? That could be. FrostCup.
Crossover - How to Train Your Dragon & Rise of the Guardians - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 20 - Words: 127,323 - Reviews: 599 - Favs: 1,004 - Follows: 589 - Updated: 2/16/2014 - Published: 2/10/2013 - Hiccup, Jack Frost - Complete
Our Beginning by TheBansheeQueen reviews
When you were in love with another boy, there was usually two choices to go. Either tell them, or keep it hidden away. For Hiccup Haddock, he had kept it hidden for years that he wasn't interested in girls. He's also kept it hidden that he's had a crush on his classmate Jack Frost. It becomes harder to hide it though, when Jack Frost starts crashing on your couch. HiJack
Crossover - How to Train Your Dragon & Rise of the Guardians - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 29 - Words: 117,665 - Reviews: 384 - Favs: 420 - Follows: 261 - Updated: 1/31/2014 - Published: 10/21/2013 - [Hiccup, Jack Frost] Astrid, Bunnymund - Complete
Fucking with the timeline by Darkanny reviews
Hijack Smut Week day 5: Threesome. Hijaccup, which means One Jack, Two Cups. Yes, I went there. This one is overall confusing, being that two of the characters involved are the same person, so I won't blame you if you decide it's too confusing to understand, really, but I kinda needed to do this at some point so yeah.
Crossover - How to Train Your Dragon & Rise of the Guardians - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,904 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 25 - Published: 9/12/2013 - Hiccup, Jack Frost - Complete