Hey my name is Xena2292. I kind of suck at this stuff so bear with my profile. Also I like those "copy and paste" things, so sue me.

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Controversial Issues:

1) Being gay is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, liposuction and air conditioning.
2) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.
3) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.
4) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.
5) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Britney Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed.
6) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs more children.
7) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.
8) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we have only one religion in America and Canada.
9) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.
10) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans...

Re-post this if you believe in legalizing gay marriage.

Fear

You aren't afraid of the dark. You're afraid of what's in it.

You aren't afraid of heights. You're afraid of falling.

You aren't afraid of death. You're afraid of dying.

You aren't afraid of the people around you. You're afraid of rejection.

You aren't afraid to love. You're afraid of not being loved back.

You aren't afraid of letting go. You're just afraid to accept the reality that they're gone.

You aren't afraid to try again. You're afraid of being hurt for the exact same thing.

Quotes- I honestly don't know where most of these came from.

"If you're going to screw-up, screw-up confidently."

"Don't take life seriously, nobody makes it out alive anyway."

"Life is a harsh teacher, she gives the test first and the lesson later."

"Just because it's in your head doesn't mean it isn't real."

"Characters you create are like family, no matter how much you tell someone else about them, only you know everything because you lived it with them."

"Stories don't have a beginning before they end. Only once it's all over can you look back and say how you got where you are."

"I'll ask you a question. One simple question. If you answer truthfully the book is yours. Now we all know what happens if you get the book of peace. You return it to Syracuse and save Proteus. But if you don't get the book you have a choice to make. Either sail to paradise with the woman of your dreams or return to Syracuse to die. You're either a thief or a hero. So here's my question Sinbad, if you don't get the book will you go back to die?"

"...I will go back."

"You're lying!" - Sinbad: Legend of the Seven Seas (Best question ever.)

"You know why I became a pilot? For the fun of it. Why else would anyone do anything?" - Night at the Museum 2

"You can't wait for inspiration. You have to go after it with a club." - Jack London

"We could use some good luck. That doesn't mean we'll get it." - Mark of Athena

"I try not to think. It interferes with being nuts." - Mark of Athena

"There was no worse sin than to not try because you couldn't scrape together enough courage." - Magic Rises

"How fortunate. Would you like some company for this wonderful trap, I mean, adventure?" - Magic Rises

"Doctors prescribe medicine they know little about, to cure illnesses they know less about, for men they know nothing about." - Escape Plan

"Some things are impossible, some just should be."

"There is only one way in which one can endure man's inhumanity to man and that is to try, in one's own life, to exemplify man's humanity to man." - Alan Paton

"But we are at peace." "It might be more accurate to say we are merely no longer at war."

"Destiny is not a matter of chance, it is a matter of choice; it is not a thing to be waited for, it is a thing to be achieved." - William Jennings Bryan