I beta-read. If you can't spell well, or can't do grammar, but you have a good story and you know it, please contact someone to beta-read for you. Bad spelling and grammar put a lot of people off a good story (like me, because I'm an English Nazi).

I write horrible fanfictions (in terms of plot and such). I'm such a Mary-Suer that it's not even funny. I'll say this right now: I LOVE MY MARY-SUES. I am a Mary-Suer and I'm not apologizing for it.

I never finish my fics--ever--so don't be surprised (or miffed) when you see "Discont." in 4/6 of my story summaries. I will also never update them. All of these fics are more for me than they are for readers, so, again, I've warned you.

I am available at dr.scare.crow@hotmail.com

Or zirconiumheart.deviantart.com

Have fun reading my crap, if you dare.

THIS JUST IN: I deleted all of the stuff I considered ubercrap.

I reread Mystep and I really, really enjoyed how it was written (except for that hyphen which should be an em-dash. That bothers me), so I kept it up. It won't be updated (I don't know half of what was said in there, I haven't read LFG for a long, long time), it's really just there because I like it. I also kept Knot's Kingdom, because that's one of my favorite fanfictions that I've written, ever. I may be adding others...but I've found that my writing has actually deteriorated, so I dunno. We'll see. (Also, my recent OCs, for Mass Effect 2, are super super Mary Sues. Like, really badly. So, there's that).