City/town: Holland, famous for tulip time.

Avatar: Anubis.

Thanks to who ever commented on my writing via the poll at the top. If you have any concerns or things about my writing, please tell me. (Your honest opinion is worth more than a boatload of unnecessary Praise.) I've noticed several people don't think I'm a good enough writer, PM me or I'll just take it as trolling.

likes: Any large, 3 or more way X-overs, burritos, Penguins, zombies, Mythology, the furry fandom, and using foreign characters (ŒÑößÊûÇ£) in writing.

dislikes: Trolls, ducreux'ed (Who doesn't hate him?), people that follow trolls, hate-groups, obnoxious people, twilight fan-girls, people that change their story name too much, yaoi, and emo people.

Oh yeah, here's the rules of the internet:

-. This rule can/will not exist.

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ƒƒƒƒ. Uncyclopedia is never wrong, NO EXCEPTIONS, fuck it.

ƒƒƒ. None of these rules really matter, except for the ones that do.

ƒƒƒ.2. The ones that matter are 1, 2, 34, 63, 93, 406, and 899. But not 899.

ƒƒƒ.3. Actually, 899 is a good rule.

ƒƒƒ.4. No it isn't.

ƒƒƒ.5. Oh fuck

ƒƒ. forkheads and 4chan may be the last remaining places of freedom on the net. insert exceptions here

ƒ. AFH is still g0d of the internet

i. Welcome Back.

2i. The end is coming. We shall rule all.

i. You can't the square root of a negative integer.

-3. If you are srs, everyone is srs. No exceptions.

-2 1/2. Never cuss any Canadians.

-2. You won the game.

-1. /b/ is not your friend. No exceptions.

0. Negative Numbers are a Lie. No exceptions.

0.000000001. Percentage of clever comments in YouTube.

1/2. Everyone is masturbating with their other hand. No exceptions.

1. Do not talk about /b/.

2. Do NOT talk about /b/.

e. Roflcopter makes you look like a n00b.

3. We are Anonymous.

3.141592653589793238462643383279502884197169399573105... Expect us.

4. Anonymous is legion.

5. Anonymous does not forgive, Anonymous does not forget.

6. Anonymous can be a horrible, senseless, uncaring monster.

7. Anonymous is still able to deliver.

8. There are no real rules about posting.

9. Always register with your local service provider.

10. If you enjoy any rival sites — DON'T.

11. All your carefully picked arguments can easily be ignored.

12. Anything you say can and will be used against you.

13. Anything you say can be turned into something else. - fixed

14. Do not argue with trolls — it means that they win.

15. The harder you try, the harder you will fail.

16. If you fail in epic proportions, it may just become a winning failure.

17. Every win fails eventually.

18. Everything that can be labeled, can be hated.

19. The more you hate it, the stronger it gets.

20. Nothing is to be taken seriously.

21. Original content is original only for a few seconds before getting old.

22. Copy 'n paste is made to ruin every last bit of originality.

23. Copy 'n paste is made to ruin every last bit of originality.

24. Every repost is always a repost of a repost.

25. Relation to the original topic decreases with every single post.

26. Any topic can be turned into something totally unrelated.

27. Always question a person's sexual preferences without any real reason.

28. Always question a person's gender - just in case it's really a man.

29. On the internet, all girls are men, and all kids are undercover FBI agents or Perverted Justice Decoys.

30. There are NO girls on the internet.

31. TITS or GTFO - the choice is yours.

32. You must have pictures to prove your statements.

33. Lurk moar — it's never enough.

34. There is porn of it, no exceptions.

34.2. There are ponies of it, no exceptions.

34.3. If it exists, there's an app for it.

35. If no porn is found of it, it will be made.

35.2. If no pony is found of it, it will be made.

35.3. If there is no app for it, it will be made.

36. There will always be more fucked up shit than what you just saw.

37. You can not divide by zero (just because the calculator says so).

37.2. Xero Chance can divide by Zero.

38. No real limits of any kind apply here — not even the sky.

39. CAPSLOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL.

40. EVEN WITH CRUISE CONTROL YOU STILL HAVE TO STEER.

41. Needs moar Desu. No exceptions.

41.2. Scroll down.

41.3. ALL THE WAY.

42. Nothing is Sacred.

43. The more beautiful and pure a thing is, the more satisfying it is to corrupt it.

44. Trying to edit the rules of the Internet with Japanese characters is like trying to make “2 girls, 1 cup” acceptable in society. It only works at A-con.

45. When one sees a lion, one must get into the car.

46. There is furry porn of it. No exceptions.

47. The pool is always closed due to AIDS (and stingrays, which also have AIDS).

47.2. YOU DUN GOOF'D!

47.3. THE CONSEQUENCES WILL NEVER BE THE SAME!

48. A cat is fine too.

49. One cat leads to another.

50. Another cat leads to Zippo Cat.

51. No matter what it is, it is somebody's fetish. No exceptions.

52. It is delicious cake. You must eat it.

53. It is delicious trap. You must hit it.

54. /b/ sucks today.

54.2. And today.

55. If you have time to make up new rules, you have no life.

55.2. Except for me.

56. They will not bring back Snacks.

57. You will never have sex.

58. Desu isn't funny. Seriously guys. It's worse than Chuck Norris jokes.

58.2. Scroll down dammit.

58.3. ALL THE WAY YOU FUCKER.

59. No one does it like Gaston. No exceptions.

60. It needs more pumpkin. No exceptions.

61. It needs moar cowbell. No exceptions.

62. It has been cracked and pirated. No exceptions.

63. For every male character there is a female version. No Exceptions.

63.2. For every female character there is a male version. No Exceptions.

63.3. For every asexual character there is a version for each sex. No Exceptions.

64. Don't copy that floppy.

65. Anonymous is not your personal army.

66. The cake is a lie.

66.2. The lie is a cake.

66.3. The cock is a lie.

66.4. The lie is a cock.

66.5. The cake is a liar.

66.6. THE NUMBER OF THE BEAST!

66.7. Iron Maiden is awesome. No exceptions.

67. Anonymous does not "buy", he downloads.

68. Milhouse will never be a meme. Ever. No matter what your post ends with. No exceptions. Ever. No.

69. LOL SIXTY NINE AMIRITE?

70. Do not talk about the 100M GET failure.

71. The internet is SERIOUS FUCKING BUSINESS.

72. Darth Vader is your father. No exceptions.

73. If there isn't enough just ask for Moar.

74. If you post it, they will cum.

75. Rule 75 is a lie. OH SHI-

76. Twinkies are the answers to life's problems.

77. The internet makes you stupid.

78. It will always need moar sauce.

79. Ceilingcat IS watching you masturbate.

80. Interwebz177 did it. No exceptions.

81. Anonymous is a virgin by default.

82. Nobody tells the truth on the Internet

83. Only clusterfucks start Edit Wars.

83.2. Only fusterclucks edit Star Wars.

84. All rules ARE true, including this one.

85. Retarded rules are forbidden.

86. The term "sage" does not refer to the spice.

87. If you get pepperoni ever again, I swear I'll blow this joint sky-high!

88. Anonymous rules the internet. No exceptions.

89. Bruce Lee was a hero to us all.

90. It's never lupus.

91. There is gay porn of it, no exceptions.

92. Chuck Norris is the exception to rule 91. No exceptions.

93.2. This is not rule 93. This is rule 93.2., and rule 93 is not here.

93.3. Rule 899 is rule 93. (This is not)

93.4. Fagicorn deleted the real rule 93. Crap to him.

94. This is rule 94.

95. Anonymous did NOT, under any circumstances, tk him 2da bar?

96. If you express astonishment at someone's claim, it is most likely just a clever ruse.

97. The government, The CIA, Everything is a lie.

98. Only Zippocat is truth.

99. All numbers are at least 100 but always OVER NINE THOUSAAAAAND.

100. Faggotry will not be tolerated.

101. You are never THE BEST at anything, deal with it.

102. You are made of fail and AIDS.

103. That's no such thing as safe sex

104. The internet is for porn.

105. Rule 71 is SERIOUS FUCKING BUSINESS.

106. Rule 109 is true.

107. "That's what she said" jokes are stupid. No Exceptions

108. THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID!!!!!

108.2. ABOUT HIM!!!!

108.3. OMG!!!!!!!!!!

108.4. I KNOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

108.5. You can never get too many exclamation marks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Omigod!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! No Exceptions!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

109. Rule 106 is false.

110. If your statement is preceded by "HAY GUYZ", then you're doing something wrong.

111. If you cannot understand it, it is machine code.

112. What you click isn't always what you get.

113. Gamestop does NOT have Battletoads (or N64 games). But ask anyway.

114. Secure tripcodes are for fags.

115. If someone herd u liek Mudkipz, deny it constantly for the lulz.

115.2. I herd you liek Mudkipz. No exceptions.

116. Combo breakers are inevitable. If the combo is completed successfully, it is gay.

117. Always go out of your way to make newbies feel uncomfortable.

118. Newfags must be tortured to death. No exceptions.

119. Only newfags like caturday, Bruce Lee, and Desu. Those who like any of those refer to rule 93.

120. Nobody likes you.

120.2. Except Pedobear (see also: rule 93)

121. Co$ is the sworn enemy of Anonymous. It must be stopped.

122. There is NO God here (Except Chuck Norris).

122.2. Celestia is greater than Chuck Norris.

122.3 Luna is greater than Celestia.

123. 456789

124. When Anonymous is surprised, bricks must be shat.

124.2. There is an error in rule 124.

125. If you have no bricks to shit, you are made of fail and AIDS.

126. shaMTV must give Rick his award. No exceptions.

127. No NewFaggots aloud.

127.2. ALLOWED, YOU FAGGOT, NOT ALOUD.

128. Everything you know is a lie, but all those lies are nothing. So by using the transitive property we can conclude that everything = nothing and if you add an integer (x) into the equation we can single anything out and turn it into a certain amount of nothing explained by this graph e = everything n = nothing

/ \ e _/ \ / \ _\_ n

As you can see, at a certain point of everything, nothing cannot exist. So in conclusion, I have no idea what I'm talking about. See Rule 93.

129. BOTS will be dismantled.

130. Internet = Very Scary

131. Whatever it is, pie is involved in some form. No exceptions.

132. If it can't be killed, it doesn't exist. (Except Chuck Norris) No other exceptions.

133. If you met your girlfriend/boyfriend online then you are dating a one armed lady hooker named Steve.(Unless there is webcam involved, then his name is John.)

134. If it talks, you must shut it up.

135. Myspace is for thirteen year old girls and people who fit the description of Rule # 133.

136. _uck _ou_self _ solve it.

137. Tuck yourself in. Is the answer.

138. Rule 139 does/will not exist.

139. Rule 138 is true.

140. XKCD can explain everything. explain it or it goes.

141. Godmodding is retarded. Seriously just accept your death.

142. Just ignore him he will think you're afk.

143. If you ignore her, she will bitch.

144. People can't understand sarcasm.

145. If you take it seriously gtfo.

146. Stop giving the mic a blowjob.

147. Regardless, if you get pissed on teamspeak there is someone that has muted themselves just so they can laugh at you.

148. You don't get any cookies. No exceptions. So don't even ask.

149. Brandon is God's son, making him Jesus. Chuck Norris has no son.

150. You are not going to get a handicap so don't even ask. They will just target you.

151. You will not get a free Xbox 360/Playstation 3/iPhone so don't even get your hopes up.

151.1. There are always more Pokemon. Always.

152. They didn't call you retarded but they were thinking it.

153. It's funny to pick on people's grammar no matter how good it is. No exceptions.

154. The louder you scream at people the harder someone else will laugh.

155. They don't have hacks, you just suck really bad.

156. If you want to know who Anonymous is then GTFO!

157. Someone already did it better. No exceptions.

158. It was in an episode of South Park. No exceptions.

159. The more you deny something the more they are going to say that you are "something".

160. Google ftw. No exceptions.

160.2. Lmgtfy ftw. No exceptions.

161. The guy next to you in the library is always looking at what you are saying.

162. The girl next to you in the library couldn't give a shit.

163. There's a reason- you know what? Fuck it. If you can't figure it out, you seriously need to LURK MOAR.

164. Refer to step 2 on Rule #165.

165. Refer to step 3 on Rule #93.

166. People who get depressed on the internet need a better use of time.

167. Fleshlights are the answers to life's problems. No exceptions.

168. If you pretend that you are drunk people will just think you're retarded because no one can act drunk on the internet.

169? Nah I'll have 2 69s.

170. None of us is as cruel as all of us.

171. At any given moment, more birds could join, leave, or peel off in another direction entirely.

172. Use inside jokes moar. It upsets users.

173. STFU! Before i go chris brown on you!

174. Only 4chan'rs unsuspecting victims hate Rick Astley.

175. The talk page is for spam. Don't go there.

176. Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks children with the last name of Edgerton.

177. Tropicana tastes like the rainbow. No exceptions

178. Shadow sticks are fun to play with in the dark. Unless there are more than 3.

179. Refer to all unwritten rules. No exceptions.

180. For every life the internet improves it destroys 10 others.

181. Anything that's good is a virus.

182. We better start helping the earth, otherwise Al Gore will take back the internets!!! NO MORE BROADBAND! NO DIALUP!

183. If i have 3 cakes and you have one cake, only here you have no cake and I have 3 ps3's.

184. The only potty training videos allowed are ones that feature tigers and are japanese in nature (english subtitles are acceptable)

185. The Internet and Golf are quite similar they both were invented for men to get away from woman, except the internet has porn.

186. Newfags must be shot in the balls on site. No exceptions

187. No matter how hard you try, you will never be as cool as ninjas playing guitars.

188. If none of these rules are followed/obliged to then Bruce Lee will donkey punch you to Uranus.

189. Bukkake is not cool. Never was. Never will be. EVER!!

190. The only good hentai is yuri, that's how the internet works.

191. You will always forget to add an attachment to your e-mails.

192. If you break rule 1 and 2. You will be rickroll'd in hell.

193. If you break rule 188. You will be spanked by Barack Obama.

194. If you break rule 2, Barack Obama will tickle your pubes.

194.2. If you break rule 899 or 899.2, Barack Obama will reveal his colossal dick and choke you to death with it.

195. People called Fred are just Fail. No Exceptions.

196. People named Tyler are just win. No Exceptions.

197. People named Matty are just sexy. No and I mean no Exceptions.

198. If it's not on Google, It does not exist. No Exceptions.

199. If it's not on Google, then you're searching with the wrong criteria, no exceptions

199.1. If SafeSearch is on, you are a fucking faggot, no exceptions.

200. Pictures or it didn't happen.

201. Maths in failing:

Win Fail = Epicfail Fail Fail = Win Win Win = Fail Epicfail Epicfail = Chuck Norris

202. Anontalk is a bunch of fags. No exceptions.

203. If you run out of cookies, give apples, If you run out of apples, Give Spam. No exceptions.

204. NEVER shoot anybody in the balls. No exceptions.

205. All Americans are fat. No exceptions.

206. Any breaking of pi will result in pi being broken. No one knows the consequences. You have been warned.

207. Rules 1 and 2 are false. From now on, all rules must be about /b/. Unless they aren't.

208. Rules 1, 2 and 206 are true.

209. See rule 208.

210. See rule 209.

211. srt8 must not marry MITB. No exceptions.

212. 4chan is funny. No exceptions.

213. Your mother is behind you. No exceptions, unless she isn't.

214. In case of an emergency, your emergency exit can be found in the top right corner of your screen. No, and i promise you, NO exceptions.

214.2. Except on a Mac. It's on the left.

214.3. Press AltF4 for an epic thing to happen.

215. Rule 213 is false. Do not click that button.

216. 3, is the magic number... 3, is the magic number... NO EXCEPTIONS!

216.2. 42

217. Creator of 4chan is mentally Disturbed. No exceptions.

218. Porn must only be looked at when porn is needed.

219. Google is not a calculator.

220. Longcat is LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONG. No exceptions.

221. RETARDED NEWFAGS, should always be shot without warning NO EXCEPTIONS!

222. The game.

222.2. The game ended, wait a while before we start the next wave.

222.3. The second wave is started.

223. Only faggots add rules that don't go along with rule 93 no exceptions.

224. All rules above "PROFIT!" don't count. No Exceptions.

225. The Simpsons already did it. South Park already did it better. NO EXCEPTIONS

226. If a statement may be taken sexually in any way, then she already said it. No exceptions.

227. Asking Alexandria is the worst band in the world. No exceptions

228. None of these rules apply to this wiki. No exceptions.

228.2. Except the ones about newfags editing the rules

229. You never see the porn first, even if you made or drew it. No exceptions.

230. Hentai is you friend. No exceptions.

231. Except if it is on /d/. No exceptions.

232. You cannot control the person in charge. No exceptions.

233. The person in charge only wants to make your life miserable. No exceptions.

234. Rule 186 is the only exception to rule 204

235. PROFIT!

236. There is no more than 1 rule for 1 number. 234 is the only exception, all others can refer to rule 93.

236.1. No.

237. P30P13 WH0 U53 1337 5P34K 4R3 N07 1337.

238. Every night when you are sleeping, Interwebz177 gives you pills that give you a boner then he sucks you dry.

239. That naked picture you took whilst drunk has never been removed from the internet, and will remain on a 50yr old man's hard drive for as long as he lives.

240. Rule 301 is false, it is occasionally Alex.

241. Everything fun on the internet is either illegal, immoral or fattening.

242. See Rule 899.

243. TNA sucks, WWE rocks.

244. WWE sucks, TNA rocks.

245. Your all both fags ROH is better than anything.

246. Pro Wrestling is gay. No exceptions.

246.2. Also, it is SERIOUS BUSINESS. No exceptions.

247. King Kong's penis was 13" long. Which isn't that long for a 50' gorilla.

247.2. The above is not a rule.

248. There has been a flame war of it. No exceptions.

249. Euskal hizkuntza dela begiratuko du lelo bat bezala.

249.2. Google Translate is shit.

250. Additional Pylons are required. Always.

251. No one uses anything but Google. No exceptions.

252. Rule 52 is a lie. Thank you.

253. Yes, it is some chickens.

254. Steve Irwin's death is really, really funny.

255. Anonymous is an Internet Hate Machine. Wikipedia said so.

255.2. Wikipedia is never wrong. Your teachers were.

256. For every curse word, there is a town with that name. No exceptions.

257. CP is awwwright, but DSFARGEG will get you b&.

258. ASDFMOVIE is god. No exception.

259. Hal Turner definitely needs to gb2/hell/.

260. No matter how cute it is, it probably skullfucked your mother last night.

261. Bobba bobba is bobba.

262. Yes, it is still some chickens.

263. Disregard Bigmike, he sucks cocks.

264. Spengbab Sqarpaint is luv Padtwick Zhstar iz fwend.

265. Anonymous still owes Hal Turner one trillion U.S. dollars.

266. Pokémon yuri is awesome, especially Elesa/Skyla.

267. Why are so many rules not written yet?

268. BECAUSE RACE CAR.

269. Yeah, finally...2 69's!

269.1. To 69 or not to 69? Did she take a shower? That is the question.

270. If you do not believe it, then it must be habeebed for great justice.

271. 299 is a lie. This is sparta. No exceptions.

272. This is the end of the world, no exceptions.

273. 301 is a lie. The end is the beginning. No exceptions.

274. Not even Spider-Man knows how to shoot web.

275. By extension to rule 301, it is never a job offer.

276. One does not simply shoop da whoop into Mordor.

277. Newfags will rape you so hard that Micheal Jackson will feel it in hell. No exceptions.

278. If a song gets famous, there will be a slowed-down acoustic cover by a female singer-songwriter.

279. Mitchell Henderson was an hero to us all.

280. This is a showdown, a throwdown, hell no I can't slow down, it's gonna go.

281. I am copying directly from the UrbanDictionary definition of the Rules of the Internet.

282. If you express astonishment at someone's claim, it is most likely just a clever ruse.

283. That's not mud.

284. What has been seen cannot be unseen. Even the post clearance that's coming up.

285. 5pam

286. 5pam

287. 5pam

288. 5pam

289. Shit sucks and will never be stickied.

290. UrbanDictionary's entry is out of date.

291. 5pam 5ome MOAR

292. There are no real rules about moderation — enjoy your ban.

293. There should be a hand in it somehow.

294. Everything has been searched on the internet.

295. Box dividers are gay.

296. Twitter is pointless.

297. GentleMentleMen will never retain its original audio.

298. Any BEATMANIA song will be made into a meme.

299. This is madness. No exceptions.

300. No, This Is SPARTA!

301. No, this is Patrick.

302. Food has been made from any part from any animal. No exceptions.

303. If they exist, they have been shipped. No Exceptions.

304. Buy the extended warranty. No exceptions.

305. Fuck backups.

306. Even one positive comment on Japanese things makes you a weeaboo.

307. Chuck Norris is an exception to rule 63, no exceptions.

309. Anal Cunt are the best band in the world. No Exceptions.

314. The day that pi finally ends is the day that the world will end. No exceptions.

315. Blockatiel is out to get you. No Exceptions.

316. Your parents know where you keep your porn, no exceptions. Keeping it on a flash drive doesn't help.

317. Anonymous is not sorry.

318. Standing safely behind Rule 319.

319. This rule is transparent.

319.2. Rule 318 just shat itself.

320. There is no such thing as a lazah. OHSHI-

321. Rule 183 is a lie; The cake is also true.

322. Rule 321 is a lie; The cake is a pie.

323. Rule 322 is true, although Chuck Norris already ate the cake.

324. The placement of rule 333 was shit. No exceptions.

325. If you download but don't seed, Bruce Lee will rip your scrotum off.

326. There IS a torrent for it... you just aren't looking hard enough... Unless there isn't.

327: Kill it with fire!

328. There is an exception to all exceptions. No exceptions

329. I killed your mother.

330. Just kidding i did fuck her though.

330.2. LOL did i mention she likes oral?

331. G.I.R.L = Guy In Real Life... No Exceptions.

332. If it exists, someone is offended by it, no exceptions.

334. Your SPOON WILL ALWAYS BE TOO BIG.

335. Pokemon is serious bloody business, NO EXCEPTIONS, no exceptions.

335.2. Chuck Norris doesn't play Pokemon, he lives it.

336. There is not enough facepalms for this, introduced; The Facedesk. NO Exceptions.

337. Girls Can't Drive...Even on Video Games No Exceptions.

338. Big Brother is Always Watching You O_O.

339. Except when he's not.

340. Admins always suck more then Mods. No Exceptions.

341. Lobbywhores always get banned for Stupidity.

342. Two's company, three's a crowd.

343. Anonymous will update the rules every sunday night, no exceptions.

344. Anonymous keeps a copy of the unedited rules on his hard drive, along with all of your porn.

345. Perl will NEVER be the best language, no exceptions

346. Attempting to post anything on the internet which defines the rules of the internet will result in an UserIsAnNoobException.

347. Some rules just dont make sense... follow them anyways. No Exceptions

348. You and me could write a rad bromance.

349. One just does not "make a meme". No exceptions

350. Walk don't run.

351. Limit Yourself.

352. Computers are useless. They can only give you answers.

353. Bad artists copy. Good artists steal.

354. Many people think that the Internet is a complex series of tubes, some people think its made of cats and some think it's magic. BUT really the Internet was excreted from chuck Norris's ass, therefore it is the image of perfection. NO EXEPTIONS.

355. For every object, existing or imagined, there is a variant involving bacon.

356. No one knows what love is. No exceptions.

357. .snoitpecxe oN .ysae si klat drawkcaB

358. There is an exception, no exceptions.

359. Cock goes in here.

360. If you say Candlejack, you w

361. If it hadn't been for Cotton Eyed Joe, Anonymous would have been married a long time ago.

362. No one is married. No exceptions.

363. All furries are 35-year-old virgins. No exceptions.

364. The Simpsons stopped being funny in 1998. No exceptions.

365. No one cares whether it is a leap year or not, no exceptions.

366. Asians are the rulers of the universe, no exceptions.

367. Everyone's copyright will be broken. No exceptions.

368. The rules are ever-changing, no exceptions.

369. Whoa, this gets better and better.

370. A piece of porn has been made of every situation by following it with the words "They fuck". No exceptions.

371. Football is stupid. No exceptions.

372. The other kind of football is stupid. No exceptions.

373. Baseball is for faggots. No exceptions.

374. Australian Rules football is stupid. No exceptions.

375. Coldplay are gay. No exceptions.

376. There is a forum of it, no exceptions.

377. Everything is fake and gay. No exceptions.

378. Someone thinks it is awesome. No exceptions.

379. If a girl on the Internet actually shows their tits after being asked about rule 31, that's someone you want to establish a positive relationship with.

380. Everyone is a pedophile. No exceptions.

381. No one actually owned Action 52. No exceptions.

403. Sub Rules are forbidden.

403.2. And we mean it this time.

403.2.2. Really.

403.2.2.2. Really really.

404. This rule was not found.

405. Rule 404 WAS found, but then was lost.

406. The number of Facebook friends is inversely proportional to the number of real friends. No exceptions.

406.2. Also, add me, Chris James Sharples :)

418. I'm a teapot.

419. Falcon PUUUNCH!

420. Georgia is in Russia. Also, even though this is rule number 420, no marijuana is implied.

421. There are NO intelligent comments on music videos. No exceptions.

422. Any music or bands you like will happen to have a completely retarded fanbase. No exceptions.

423. All obvious statements shall require a smart ass remark. No exceptions.

469. Awesome.

501. There is a fat version, no exceptions.

513. There isn't much time, but there is always all of it.

523. The existence of God has been proven by a formula. Look it up.

529. Newfags can't triforce.

530. If a newfag can triforce, the internet eats itself.

555. No one expects anything. No exceptions.

569. AKA an orgy.

571. There is porn of every celebrity, no exceptions.

598. Anyone can censor a cartoon. No exceptions.

599. Anyone can uncensor a censored cartoon. No exceptions.

600. No one speaks Basque. No exceptions.

600.2. Or Telugu. No exceptions.

601. There is life out there.

609. Refer to rules 243-6.

665. The chakra is not a toy.

666. Idle hands are Anonymous' playthings. No exceptions.

667. Only Chuck Norris can break a Nokia. No exceptions.

668. I am a huge faggot. Please rape my face.

669. Super orgy.

701. The rent is always too damn high.

706. No fat chicks.

753. Backward talk is easy. No exceptions.

768. /d/ is serious business. See Rule 36.

769. I just came.

769.2. But if you're wearing white it's okay.

770. If there isn't enough just ask for Moar.

777. There is no such thing as luck.

778. /u/ and /y/ are like /v/, but with more videogames, and less porn.

867. Jenny is not home, she will never be home. No Exceptions.

868. Making a Chuck Norris joke instantly turns you into a newfag. No exceptions.

869. More and more.

888. Subtitles are now available. No Exceptions.

898. This is the rule before Rule 899.

899. No one intentionally sees their first dickgirl. No exceptions.

899.2. You are a newfag if you have never seen a dickgirl. No exceptions.

899.3. If you see enough dickgirls, you become attracted to them and start fapping to them. No exceptions.

899.4. If you see too many dickgirls, you become a dickgirl. No exceptions.

900. Now you have experienced Rule 899, go back and read it again.

969. A guy's dream.

999. ?suoi?d??x? ou ??i?? no? 'si?? pu??s??pun ?,uop ??i?s no? ??? p??? ?no? di?? o? ??i? ??? ?oo? no? ?i

1000. Joe Is Awesome, No Exceptions.

1001. Amount of uses for duct tape for now. moar are being discovered!

1002. Oop, another one.

1069. SOS HELP ME I AM DROWNING IN MY OWN CUM

1111. The number for this rule is a sausage fest.

1111.1. The number for this rule is also a sausage fest.

1111.2. You don't get .1's you stupid shit. No exceptions.

1337. The last thing this should be is a rule. You failed by looking at this, newfag.

1666. London is never burning. No exceptions.

1966. ENGLAND clapclapclap ENGLAND clapclapclap

1967. Shut the fuck up. No Exceptions.

2010. There is a ponified version of it. No exceptions.

2012. Science doesn’t exist, God doesn’t exist, only Chuck Norris exists!

2013. Rule 2012 is a lie. So are the Mayans.

2014. Science just proved that the Mayans couldn't find a bigger rock.

2101. War was beginning.

2111. ALL BASES OF C.A.T.S. WERE DESTROYED. IT SEEMS TO BE PEACEFUL. BUT IT IS INCORRECT. C.A.T.S. IS STILL ALIVE.

2552. Remember Reach, no exceptions.

2979. It's the end of the world as we know it, and I feel fine.

3333. HeadOn. Apply directly to the forehead. HeadOn. Apply directly to the forehead. HeadOn. Apply directly to the forehead. HeadOn. Available at Walgreens.

3334. Sausages are only eaten by gay men. No Exceptions.

3434. The only exception to rule 34 is the citation of rule 34.

4321. This rule was for homoes.

5150. Sammy Hagar sucked. No exceptions.

5225. Election years were meant for Congress so they may let their trolls out to feed.

5705. There is no reply. No exceptions.

7652. Tinker will never be Asian. Owning katanas is fail.

9000. You must be mathematically greater than 9000 to be over 9000.

9001. It's over 9000. No exceptions

9002. It's still over 9000, and always will be!

9004. If you're wondering where 9003 went, refer to rule 405, but think of "rule 9003" instead of "rule 404".

9005. If you have used the Internet you have procrastinated. No Exceptions.

12345. Hbrowse is awesome. No Exceptions.

59713. Do not use the Internet if over 50.

176982. If it is a word, it has a sexual meaning. No exceptions.

424242. Reading online forums may cause irreparable damage to your faith in humanity.

494949. Needs moar Nyo. No exceptions.

499499. If you try to hide a porn window, the pop-ups which remain will be even worse.

500001. Internet Explorer is for newfags and users of it should be dragon punched by Bruce Lee.

878787. Fap moar - it's never enough.

899899. Anything can be a meme.

899900. Including rule 899.

3756548. Your life depends on this.

3756550. You're floccinaucinihilipilification.

3799999. Rule 3756550 was supercalifragilisticexpialidocious.

8072007. Rules 1 and 2 apply only to raids.

8675309. Go back to the top of the page, and read all the rules again.

69696969. See rule 469.

102938475. The Internet has a very cruel sense of humor.

362001984. THE EMOTICONES SHALL RULE THE UNIVERSE.

362001985. THOSE WHO DO NOT FOLLOW THE EMOTICONES MUST BE ELIMINATED.

362001986. THE END SHALL BE BROUGHT BY THE GRAND CONE.

1234567890. There are ten numbers. No exceptions.

2147483647. This is the end of the internet. No Exceptions.

2147483648. You've lost the game. No Exceptions.

55555555555. Virgins are people who have never had sex. AKA. The Internet. No exceptions.

181354931118. /r/spacedicks should only be viewed by 4chan users.

934023783021. OMGWTFBBQ?!?!?!?!?!? NO EXCEPTIONS.

1000000000000. Jesus can win the game. No Exceptions.

1000000000000.1. Chuck Norris is the only exception. No exceptions.

6666666666666. All rules that use shitty grammar and/or who's identification values equate to undefined, infinity, or retardation do not count. No exceptions.

6666666666667. Except for the exceptions, no exceptions.

6666666666668. Except for the exceptions to that. No exceptions.

1000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000. Google is god. No exceptions.

9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999. Logan is a faggot, no exceptions.

9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999.1. Jared is a badass, no exceptions.

. There is a dubstep remix of it. No exceptions.

X. This isn't a rule, refer to rule 93.

333. Told you.

k. How did you get down here?

...02425950695064738395655226316938829117887142783238967892498892680969280253527No fucking idea.

...024259506950647383956574791365193517983345353625214300354012602677162267216041964388. Since you're down here... DESU

...024259506950647383956574791365193517983345369355155526460510711720009970929124954389. No one knows how to type in superscript.

GOOGOLPLEX. See, if I'd just said, "1x10" then "100000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000" in superscript, it would have made a lot more sense.

. There is no limit to the amount of messed up shit that lurks on the internet.

1. This shall go on forever.

2. and ever

tan 90. and ever

2/0. Go to rule 93.

P0N135. Ponies.

. Lets start a new!

. Anyone who uses the is either female or gay, no exceptions.

. They are also annoying, no exceptions.

. Anyone who uses the sign is a BOSS.

. Dig on.

. Nuke Africa. NO EXCEPTIONS

.1. The only exceptions are black men. No exceptions.

favorite fandoms (I can't decide, well I can but there's very few characters):

1. regular show

2. warriors

3. king of the hill

4. ed, edd, and eddy

5. star wars

6. kung fu panda

7. the time machine

8. planet of the apes

9.robot chicken

10. icarly

11. cannibal holocaust (just kidding, goonies)

12. indiana jones

13. kids next door

14. scooby doo

15. short circut

16. rocky series

20 most favorite characters (most being good examples of my younger cousin and me)

1. Dale gribble

2. numbah 2

3. edd

4.firestar

5. jayfeather

6. pops

7. skips

8. mordecai

9. margaret

10. the time traveler

11. taylor

12. freddy

13. nebil

14. C3PO

15. luke skywalker

16. prof. jones jr.

17. Khan

18. tigress

19. spottedleaf

20. rocky

OCs

Name: Dr. Chuck Gavel

Age: 27

Description: Dark blonde hair, $95 pair of glasses, wears a white pair of Reebok's, khakis, labcoat, button-down collared shirt, and bread-knife.

History: He's the 43rd best cosmetic surgeon in the US, moved to England after being hired for Darkplace II.

Fanfics he/she appears in: Dr. Gavel's Darkplace of horror

Random Survey (3/13/12, time started: 10:39 p.m.)

1. What time did you get up this morning? 6:44 am.

2. Diamonds or Pearls? Diamonds.

3. What was the last film you saw at the cinema? New year's eve (awesome movie! :D)

4. What is your favorite TV show? I have a lot of favorite TV shows

5. What did you have for breakfast? Shredded wheat

6. What is your middle name? Samuel

7. What is your favorite cuisine? Mexican

8. What foods do you dislike? Elementary school lunches.

9. Your favorite potato chip? Honestly don't know.

10. What is your favorite CD at the moment? I listen to the radio, records, cassettes, and my Ipod, not CDs.

11. What kind of car do you drive? 2003 ford focus.

12. Favorite sandwich? Provolone, turkey, and olives on cheddar cheese bread!

14. What are your favorite clothes? Polo, jeans, and sneakers.

15. If you could go anywhere on vacation where would you go? IDK.

16. What color is your bathroom? Yellowish.

17. Favorite brand of clothing? Wrangler and Jos. A Bank

18. Where were you born? Sharon, Pennsylvania.

19. Favorite time of the day? 6:30 pm

20. Where would you want to retire to? Florida.

21. Favorite sport to watch? Football, mainly the olympics.

22. Who do you least expect to send this back? An anthropomorphic penguin chick.

23. Person you expect to send it back first? Dunno

24. Coke or Pepsi? Regular Coke, I'll take Pepsi as diet.

25. Are you a morning person or night owl? Night Owl

26. Any new and exciting news you'd like to share? I may be going to Alaska!

27. What did you want to be when you were little? A chef

28. What is your best childhood memory? When I was 7 and got to ride in a limo!

29. What are the different jobs you have had? This is confidential, I'm not a secret goverment agent.

30. Nicknames? Jake or Gacob (pronounced with a soft G at the beginning.)

31. Piercing? no

32. Eye Color? grayish-blue

33. Ever been to Africa? Not yet

34. Ever been toilet papering? No.

35. Favorite day of the week? Saturday.

36. Favorite restaurant? Olive Garden

37. Favorite ice cream? cookie dough

38. Favorite fast food restaurant? Taco John's (Sadly, I eat there when I'm in Minnesota.)

39. How many times did you fail your driver's test? once.

40. Before this one, from whom did you get your last e-mail? FFN

41. Which store would you choose to max out your credit card? The gun store or computer store

42. Bedtime? Whatever time I fall asleep

44. Last person you went to dinner with? My friend

45. What are you listening to right now? Nothing

46. What is your favorite color? Cobalt blue

47. How many tattoos do you have? None

48. What is your religion if you have one? Christian/Reformed

50. What is you GPA? 3.87

Time completed: 11:00 pm, 3/13/12

1) Have you ever read a six/eleven fanfic before?

Pops/ Taylor? No, I think I never will and don't want to.

2) Do you think four is hot? How hot?

Firestar is cute. I think ALL cats are cute!

3) What would happen if twelve and eight started going out?

Freddy and Mordecai. Wouldn't make any sense.

4) Do you recall any fics about nine?

Yes, but only a few. (Many people think she's a slut.)

5) Would 19 and 16 make a good couple?

No. That's just too disturbing. It's horny old man sex

6) Five/Nine or five/ten?

Jayfeather/Margaret? Or Jayfeather/The time traveler? More likely 5/9.

7) What would happen if seven and one walked in on two and eight kissing?

Dale would laugh until his sides hurt and Skips would stare at them in surprise, but Benson would blow up for for Mordecai kissing a kid.

8) Make up a summary of a three/ten fanfic.

Edd founds a man from the Victorian era (As a kid due to a massive amount of time travel.) in the forest and he asks him to join the Cul-de-sac, and the leader names him The time traveler, but the real reason why Edd asked him to join is because he thinks he's cute. The intellectual teen forgot all about Nazz.

9) Is there any thing as one/eight fluff?

My story has some friendship fluff coming up in it.

10) Suggest a title for a seven/twelve hurt/comfort fic?

Can't suggest a title but can make a summary. Carly ran off with Rigby, Sam ran off with Mordecai. Leaving Freddy alone on the steps.

11) Does anyone on your friends list read three?

Of course!

12) Do any Friends on your friends list draw or write 16?

Sort of.

13) Would anyone on your friends list write two/four/five?

NO. But that would be so weird!

14) What might ten scream at a great moment of passion?

WEENA!!!

15) If you wrote a songfic about eight, what song would you use?

Probably 'Rocket Man'

16) If you wrote a one/six/twelve fic, what would the warning be?

Adult/child three-way and sexual stuff

17) What would be a good pick up line for ten to use on two?

"What wonderful...crude machines. I applaud for you good man."

18) 1 and 8 are in a happy relationship until 5 runs off with 9. After 8 dumps 1 for 2, 6 gets upset and retaliates by dating 12. Alone and broken-hearted, 1 travels in search of a friend. Finally, 1 meets 4 and 7. The three loners meet the drunken depressed 10, who tells each of them to look for love. 4 finds 3, 7 gets 11, but now 1 is stuck in a never-ending love triangle with 18 and 19

Dale and Mordecai are in a happy relationship until Jayfeather runs off with Margaret. After Mordecai dumps Dale for Numbah 2, Pops gets upset and retaliates by dating Freddy. Alone and broken-hearted, Dale travels in search of a friend. Finally, Dale meets Firestar and Skips. The three stooges then meet the drunken depressed time traveler, who tells each of them to look for love. Firestar finds Edd, Skips gets Taylor, but now Dale is stuck in a never-ending love triangle with Spottedleaf and Tigress!

19) What would be a good title for this?

Dale's epic adventure. Always wanted to make a Dale Gribble fiction with random characters.

20) 5 and 7 have two happy kids, 1 and 2, who are in love with beings from other world. 1 is in love with 6, and thinks that they are amazing and truthful. 2 is currently in love with 9, and thinks they are spunky and stunning. 5 and 7 find new mates, leaving 1 and 2 confused. 5 starts dating 10 and 7 starts dating 4. 1 feels betrayed and rebels by leaving their world to become a terror-seeker. 2 dumps 9 for 18 and runs away with them. 3 and 8 were banished from their world and find 2 and 18. The four start a rebellion against the four worlds. 1 meets up with the 3,8,2, and 18. 18 and 3 perish after finding the lurking Blood world. Blood world then forces 1,8, and 2 to join them.

Jayfeather and Skips have two happy kids, Dale and numbah 2, who are in love with beings from another world. Dale is in love with Pops, and thinks that they are amazing and truthful. numbah 2 is currently in love with Margaret, and thinks they are spunky and stunning. Jayfeather and Skips find new mates, leaving Dale and numbah 2 confused. Jayfeather starts dating the time traveler and Skips starts dating Firestar. Dale feels betrayed and rebels by leaving their world to become a terror-seeker. Numbah 2 dumps Margaret for Tigress and runs away with her. Edd and Mordecai were banished from their world and find Numbah 2 and Tigress. The 4 start a rebellion. Dale meets up with Edd, Mordecai, Numbah 2, and Tigress. Edd and Tigress perish after finding the lurking blood world. It then forces Dale, Mordecai, and Numbah 2 to join them.

21) What would the genre(s) be?

Sci-fi/Humor, Sci-fi/horror, Humor/horror, or horror/romance.

22) The end! By the way, I set you up on a date with two!

Numbah 2! How did you convince him? I WILL NOT!!!!

what if num.1 met num.16? If they met in a peacful situation (i.e. after work) it would be like this:

Dale was walking to his van with nails and wood to replace his roof when suddenly a man that looked like a non-nutty, intelligent version of him walks by him.

Dale: hello

indy: hi*glares at him suspiciously*

dale: do you have a problem?

indy: no,no,no I forgot my damn wallet at school.

dale: you look a bit too old to be going to school*giggle*

indy:what!? you think i'm stupid. I teach at the university.

dale: ohhh. I'm sorry, I thought you were taking a language course for free.

indy: you're interesting to hang around, want a coffee?

dale: sure, i ate cat food stir fry so accepting coffee from you shouldn't be that bad.

indy: wait. you ate cat food stir fry?

dale: sure,its actually like valu time chicken. with a kick.

indy: you're homeless, aren't you?

dale: i'm not homeless, i own an extermination company, this is my van.

what would be the best character to write a bio about? Definitely Skips.

What fictious pairing would be the strangest to write about?

How the hell am I suppose to know? Maybe Grover/Grover or Darth Vader/Hank/Pyramid head. (Those are f*d up!)

What would happen if 14 walked in on 6 changing?

C3PO: OH MY GOD!! MY VISION SENSORS ARE FRIED!!!

Pops:AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!!THERE'S A ROBOT IN THE BATHROOM!!!

What if 8 had a one night stand with 18, then made out with 1 and was a co-worker of 13,4, and 12 and 9 found out about it?

I'd ask Dale and Mordecai if they're BI and then ask how Freddy would be able to work with a cat and his worst enemy.

Coffee or tea? Toughie, I'd prefeer European coffee drinks.

Political party: Republican

Gender: Male

Personality: Smart, comical, random, and crazy.

My writing style: Okay, the best way to describe my style of writing is to think of Demihuman123 being a newer writer to fanfiction having the knowledge of Gipdac (if anyone thinks my writing style is so much like Gipdac's you think I am Gipdac, I'm not) and being a shorter ( I'm not saying the person's short, I'm just saying the chapters are shorter) writer and you'd have a person with my writing style. (the closest person to me I found is in the same state but on the smaller eastern side and I found 2 others that can match my knowledge without them going What's that? Who's that?etc.)

OK, IF YOU'RE READING THIS, GO TO ONE OF MY STORIES AND COMMENT, FLAME, ALERT, FAVORITE, OR JUST DO ANYTHING SO I CAN KEEP WRITING!!!!!!!!!!!!! IF YOU'RE STILL READING FAVORITE ME!!!

future stories: Okay, these stories are going or possibly going to be made by me.

Regular Evil: A resident evil/Regular show X-over.

Left 4 The Hill: A Left 4 Dead/King Of The Hill X-over

Regular Fox: Name may change, Regular show/Star Fox X-over

Regu-fu Panda: Name possible to change, Regular Show/Kung Fu Panda

Grand theft with a shotgun: Grand Theft Auto/Hobo with a shotgun. (One of my friends said that it would be pretty awesome.)

Many, many more

ideas I have for stories but I don't know what to call them.

Warriors hurt/comfort & romance: A new Clan of rogues comes to the Clans by the lake and during an invasion, Sandstorm and Millie are killed, now StarClan sends down the only 2 cats that can help Firestar and Graystripe out of their depression, and save the Clans.

King of the hill Hurt/comfort & romance: Luanne is having trouble in her relationship with lucky and runs into a strange man, why does he know her name? What does he want. LuannexBuckley.

Here are some questions about me:

1. What is your favorite TV show?

King of the hill

2. What is the most recent movie you saw?

Step-brothers (for the 5th time)

3. If you could do anything, what would it be?

Direct children of the corn 4-8 (Starting at 3, would be a great continuation shortly after the satanic corn is shipped internationally.) Or make one of my fanfictions a movie.

4. What is your favorite number?

23

5. What do you do to fall asleep?

Wait until I'm pretty tired.

6. Do you hate anyone?

Ducreux'ed and the the idiots that introduced Mordecai/Rigby and Shizou/Izaya to the internet along with emo people.

7. Who's your favorite singer/band?

Alabama

8. What is the weirdest thing about you?

You don't want to know!

9. Are you a bad person?

I don't think I am, but hey, everyone has there own opinion.

10. What do you like to drink?

Mountain dew, white chocolate flavored hot chocolate, cherry-vanilla coke, and raspberry lemonade

11. What is your favorite candy?

chocolate or cherry gummies

12. Where do you want to go?

Japan or Poland (Venezuela's fine too.)

13. Who in your favorite TV show are you mostly like?

Dale Gribble

14. What do you always say to keep yourself going in life?

"if God brings you to it, he will bring you through it"

15. What do you think is really annoying?

Trolls, emo people, and twilight fan-girls

16. Do you have any goals?

I have tons.

17. If you get married some day do you want to have children. If you do, how many, and what gender?

Yes, a boy and a girl.

18. What is your favorite song?

I don't really have one.

19. Are you scared of Horror movies?

Only cannibal holocaust

20. Are you bored from answering these questions?

Not really.

For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.

I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.

I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.

I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz

I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.

I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat. (that's the Chinese!)

I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.

I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.

I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.

I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.

I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.

I'm a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.

I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat

I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.

I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.

I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.

I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.

I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.

I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.

I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants. (No I don't.)

I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.

I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store or be a doctor.

I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.

I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.

I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.

I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.

I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo. (Not all the time.)

I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.

I'm a FURRY, so I must be gay and have sex in a fursuit. (Yes I am a furry.)

I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.

I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.

I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.

I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals. (I barely wear sandals.)

I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".

I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!

I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.

I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.

I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention

I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.

I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.

I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.

I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.

I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.

I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that's how Russians roll.

I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi. (Now that's just stupid.)

I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO. (Which I'm not.)

I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.

I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.

I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.

I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.

I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.

I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.

I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.

I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.

I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid. (That's the most racist thing I've heard.)

I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat

I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.

I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff

I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks

I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7

I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.

I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.

I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.

I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.

I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA

I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect

I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black

I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.

I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.

I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser. (We're all different, and fan writers certainly aren't any exception.)

I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.

I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.

I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.

I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.

I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.

I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.

I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon

I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.

I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.

I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay. (Hey, it's an easy way for nerds to get women.)

I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.

I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.

I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.

I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo. (Only when I can't find a clean pair.)

I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.

I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.

I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.

I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't

I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.

I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.

I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.

My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.

I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.

I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.

I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.

I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself.

I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse

I’m a CROSSDRESSER, So I must be gay. (They have the right idea if they're men. In every department store I've set foot in, the women's section(s) are about twice the size of the Mens' section(s).)

I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.

I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.

I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted. (Furry porn mainly.)

I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.

I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.

I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.

I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep

I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear skirts (It's actually called a kilt)

I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.

I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.

I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.

I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.

I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth and be lesbian.

I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.

I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.

I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.

I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!

I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.

I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.

I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE.

I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser

I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy

I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.(I hate Mary-Sues, I feel like decapitating the guy that made them.)

I CHAT ONLINE, so I MUST be having cyber sex.

I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins

I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan

I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion

I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.

I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.

I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.

I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.

I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.

I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.

I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.

I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.

I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY or FEMINIST.

I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast.

I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish.

I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.

I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bitch. (I'm a guy.)

I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.

I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.

I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s

I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times

I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.

I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.

I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.

I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.

I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.

I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.

I CRY EASILY, so I MUST be a wimp.

I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist

I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake

I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems.

I like FIRE so I must be an arsonist

Top ten annoying questions to ask yourself:

1. What do you enjoy doing on the internet?

A: I like to go on Fanfiction and play zombie flash games along with second life and project zomboid.

2. What is the most laziest thing you do?

A: Watch world's dumbest. You burn more calories sleeping than watching TV.

3. What animal do you think you represent?

A: A dog or a wolf. Most likely a Jackal.

4. Out of all your OC's who do you think is the cutest?

A: Jokai (In chibi form)

5. What is the WORST thing on earth?

A: Casey Anthony.

6. If you could be ruler of earth for a day, what would you change?

A: Stop child abuse, kill Casey Anthony, fix the economy, and have an emperor penguin chick as a pet.

7. If one of your OC's could get married to a character from POM, who would it be?

A: I think none of my OCs are compatible with any of them.

8. If you could hug and get hugged back by a character who would it be? (I think I know the answer)

A: Margaret, Krystal, Collen, Tigress, or many others, any of them is fine with me.

9. Do you think people should copy and paste this?

A: Not with my answers!

10. If life is hard for you, what do you wanna change to?

A: A cat from Warriors and become deputy!

11. If you could meet 3 celebrities, who would they be?

1. Will Smith

2. George Romero

3. Chuck Norris

12. You do realize that you have 12 Q's instead of 10 right?

A: Yes, quite frankly I do.

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