Claws and teeth of a kitten shouldn't be feared. But, that is I'm six moons...heh heh. Then you should fear my apprenticeship.

Funny Yet Very Strange Story

Late one night in the middle of the day, two dead boys got up to play. Back to back they faced each other, drew their swords and shot each other. The deaf policeman heard the noise came and shot those two dead boys. They buried them late one day in the middle of the night, gee, the worms thought is was a sight. If you don't believe this lie is true, ask the blind man, he saw it too.

Favorite Song:

"Yoda"

I met him in a swamp down in Dagobah
where it bubbles all the time
like a giant carbonated soda.
S-O-D-A, soda,

I saw the little runt sitting there on a log
I asked him his name
and in a raspy voice he said Yoda
Y-O-D-A, yoda,
Yo-Yo-Yo-Yo Yoda

Well, I've been around but I ain't never seen
a guy who looks like a muppet
but he's wrinkled and green
Oh my Yoda
Yo-Yo-Yo-Yo Yoda

Well I'm not dumb, but I can't understand
how he can lift he me in the air
just by raising his hand
Oh my Yoda
Yo-Yo-Yo-Yo Yoda
Yo-Yo-Yo-Yo Yoda

Well, I left home just a week before
and I never ever been a Jedi before
but Obi-Wan said "You stray the course," he said
"You go to Yoda and he'll show you the Force."

Now, I'm not the kind that'll argue with Ben
So it looks like I'm gonna start all over again
with my Yoda
Yo-Yo-Yo-Yo Yoda
Yo-Yo-Yo-Yo Yoda

Yoda,Yo-Yo-Yo-Yo Yoda
Yo-Yo-Yo-Yo Yoda

So I used the force
I picked up a box
I lifted some rocks
While I stood on my head
But I won't forget what Yoda said, he said
"Luke stay away from the darker side,
and if you start to go astray let the Force be your guide."
Oh my Yoda
Yo-Yo-Yo-Yo Yoda

"I know Darth Vader's really got you annoyed
But, remember if you kill him then
you'll be unemployed!"
Oh, my Yoda
Yo-Yo-Yo-Yo Yoda

Well, I heard my friends really got in a mess
so I'm gonna have to leave Yoda, I guess
But I know that I'll be coming back some day
I'll be playing this part till I'm old and grey!

The Long-term contract I had to sign
said I'll be making these movies till the end of time
with my Yoda
Yo-Yo-Yo-Yo Yoda
Yo-Yo-Yo-Yo Yoda

Yoda,Yo-Yo-Yo-Yo Yoda

Disclaimer: I DO NOT own the parody "Yoda" which the lyrics are by "Weird Al" Yankovic, or the song "Lola" which was originally made by the Kinks.

Favorite Quotes:

"Do or do not. There is no try." -Yoda

"Shoot for the moon, who knows, you might catch a falling star." -Brightkit

"I, Lion-O, Lord of the Thundercats, command you, stop this at once!" -Lion-O from the Thundercats

"You laugh at me cause' I'm different. I laugh at you cause' you're all the same" -Unknown

Okay, so I may be a little chaotic at times, but that doesn't mean I'm pyschotic. Sheesh.

Friends of Mine:

Julianne- she is my friend from 2nd grade. We may not get along all the time, but we stick with each other through thick and thin.

Rachel- a little on the punk side, but she accepts me for who I am, not for who I ain't.

Kayla- she is brutal, but fun loving. Will stick up for her friends when she thinks they are in trouble.

Brianna- is terrified of horror movies. Even though I try to get her to like at least one, she always ends up taking a blanket and cover her face with it.

Nicknames I've Obtained Over the Past Few Years:

Looney

Dodo

Animaniac

Bookworm

How and Why I Obtained These Nicknames:

Looney - Well, this nickname is used so much that at times I even forget what my real name is. I got this from my from my very unique personality. It was my first day in 7th grade on the bus. I met a group of 9th graders and 7th graders. We were acquainted until I got into the "being myself" mode. I made a bad first impression and a 9th grader, Tony, called me Looney. The nickname stuck.

Dodo - This is just because of my being clutzy. I'm always getting called Dodo when I screw up on something. It usually ends with a smack on the head.

Animaniac - I guess I got this name from liking Anime and Manga so much. I have over 12 series of manga and 4 movies of Anime. So, yeah.

Bookworm - This nickname just says it. I love books, can't help it. Eheh, yeah, I've read my share of books. So far anyway, even though I'm only 14. Yeah, heh.

Upcoming Stories

Phasing, Fire, & Shapeshifting

Chapter 1

Well, that's all, I guess. Until next time anyways. So, yeah.