Hey, I'm Marcelisabeth, previously known as Elisabeth.

I am an Ice Cream Machine ninja, a Cat Ninja by assignment, and a Christmas Tree Ninja by association.

I am a girl. Well, duh. Don't ask me to prove it.

I am a chronic liar, but I promise that everything on my profile is true. No reverse psychology here.

I love cats, but cats don't love me. All I want is a kitty to pet and love.

I enjoy Big Bunny and Making Fiends.

I also like the Kelly videos on YouTube by Liam Kyle Sullivan. SHOES.

I am a disappointment.

I love David Almond's Skellig and Heaven Eyes. I watched the movie Skellig: The Owl Man but the book was better.

I am a Very Potter Fangirl.

I actually don't like video games. I didn't grow up with them so I'm not really into them.

I love Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends. I see myself in Berry.

I don't like My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic. Sorry, Bronies.

I play for both teams.

When I fall for someone, I fall hard. I often get hurt in the process.

I can't live without music. I can't. I go all wrong.

I love to draw on myself.

I get angry easily, and tend to act irrationally.

I like Glee, but hate most of the characters. I do love Sue. Rachel and Kurt bother me extremely.

I believe that everyone should have ten hugs a day.

I have been a cutter, but I've stopped.

I like Owl City. And not just Fireflies/Vanilla Twilight.

I like the Beatles. Yellow Submarine is an epic movie.

I liked Twilight before it was popular, but then it became popular and I hated it...

I'm not a hipster. I just didn't understand what all the fuss was about.

I complain a lot.

I am a Japanophile.

I am ALWAYS in love. Just like I cannot be without music, I cannot be alone.

I like Chowder. Not the food, the show.

I like Domo.

I like anime.

I like Italian food.

I don't like yaoi!

I like Nyan Cat. nyannyanyanyanyanyanyanyan.

My biggest pet peeves on Fanfiction are:

People who treat their profile like a Facebook page by copy/pasting endlessly

People who snipe at others for not reading the rules, when the sniping person is not in fact Admin

People who don't even bother trying to spell or be grammatically correct. Tara Gillesbie, Im pontng at U!

People who can't be bothered getting a foreign language right if they're using it in a story (cough cough HETALIA)

People who write nothing but fluff.

My biggest people peeves in general are:

People who lie for attention

People who whore for attention

People with enormous egos

Pedophiles...

So if you're any of the above, pleased to meet you and goodbye. (/o_o)/ I_I

Now, about the stories.

My Immortal: The Anti-Fanfiction is about a girl named Elisabeth (my OC...so creative, no?) who comes to attend Hogwarts just as Enoby is in full goffik swing. Rated M because of a certain scene with Diabolo/Ron...it is mostly a comedy except for a few chapters. My original goal was to get it to 60 Word pages (the original My Immortal was 60 Word pages), but I have already passed that...

My Immortal: Make Mine A Club Sandwich is a DIY-type fanfiction. It explains itself in the first part.

My Heavily Edited Immortal is basically what I fall back on when I'm bored...it is My Immortal, but grammatically edited, with spelling improvements and dilution of certain themes. Also, censored slightly (read: a lot).

In Case Your Brain Was Still Intact is a commentary of the infamous Imma Wiserd fanfiction. The original story is, sadly, no longer up on Fanfiction...but I have the WHOOOOOOLE thing saved in a WordDoc, so you can read it here. Unfortunately, the commentary is another fallback.

Yes, Another My Immortal Commentary is my commentary of Tara Gillesbie's masterpiece of horror. Obviously.

Golden Slumbers...I was inspired to write this while playing Pokemon: SoulSilver. It's not a comedy at all. This is my write-when-I'm-depressed story, since I figured the Anti-Fanfiction wasn't a good place to vent my inner frustrations...I have the ending all planned out, and a bit of the middle, but let's just see where it goes...The title of the song is from the Beatles song. It's not in any way a songfic...but "Once There Was A Way To Get Back Home" just seemed too long and cumbersome to have as a title.

I love reviews. Please give me some... (:3)

NEW: I found where Enoby Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way gets all her clothes!!