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 Hi I am Linkeagleandzen Name-Zalek Threel Gender-M Age-7777777 Location-the Amazon Desert Favorites-Legend of Zelda, Harry Potter, Rick Riordan, my own creations, Soulcalibur, and Taco The Amazing Jelly Fish I was told to repost this so Sweetness This is really sweet... When a girl is quiet, a million things are running through her mind. When a girl is not arguing, she is thinking deeply. When a girl looks at you with her eyes full of question, she is wondering how long you will be around. When a girl answers "I'm fine." after a few seconds, she is not fine at all. When a girl stares at you, she is wondering why you are lying. When a girl rests her head on your chest, she is wishing for you to be her's forever. When a girl wants to see you everday, she wants to be pampered. When a girl says "I love you." she means it. When a girl says "I miss you." nobody could miss you more than that. Life only comes around once, so make sure you spend it with the right person. Find a guy who calls you beautiful instead of hot, and calls you back when you hang up on him. The guy who will stay awake just to watch you sleep. Wait for the guy who kisses your forehead, Who wants to show you off to the world when you are in your sweats. The one who holds your hand in front of his friends and is constantly reminding you of how much he cares about you and how lucky he is to have you there for him. The one who turns to his friends and declares "That's her.". If you read this, you have to repost it, guy or girl, or you will have bad luck for the rest of your life. If you repost this, in five minutes your true love will call or message you. Tonight at midnight, they will realize that they love you. Something good will happen at approximately 1:42 pm tomorrow, and it could happen anywhere. So get ready for the biggest shock of your life. If you don't repost this, you will be cursed with relationship problems for all of eternity 16 THINGS TO DO AT WAL-MART 1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking. 2. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals. 3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms. 4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away. 6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area. 7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department. 8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, 9. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose. 10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are. 11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme. 12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels. 13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, 14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream.. 15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here! 16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "pikachu, I choose you!" Repost this if you laughed... Amazingly, whether you believe or not, Even when you can't see Him, GOD is there! Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won’t repost it? If you think rap is the most awfulest thing to ever be called "music," and that rappers are wanna-be's who are being paid to make fools out of themselves and can't even sing, copy and paste this into your profile.--And always remember. Crap can't be spelled without first spelling rap. If you love God with your whole heart and are 100 percent proud of it. Ninety-eight percent of teenagers have tried smoking pot. If you're one of the two percent who hasn't, copy this and paste it in your profile. If you hate child abuse and want it to STOP, copy and past this on your profile. Mommy...Johnny brought a gun to school, He told his friends that it was cool, And when he pulled the trigger back, It shot with a great, huge crack. Mommy, I was a good girl, I did what I was told, I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold! When I went to school that day, I never said good-bye. I'm sorry that I had to go, But Mommy, please don't cry. When Johnny shot the gun, he hit me and another, And all because Johnny, got the gun from his brother. Mommy, please tell Daddy; That I love him very much, And please tell Zack, my boyfriend, that it wasn't just a crush. And tell my little sister; That she is the only one now, And tell my dear sweet grandmother; I'll be waiting for her now And tell my wonderful friends; That they always were the best Mommy, I'm not the first, I'm no better than the rest Mommy, tell my teachers; I won't show up for class, And never to forget this, And please don't let this pass Mommy, why'd it have to be me? No one, though. deserves this. But mommy, it's not fair, I left without a kiss. And Mommy tell the doctors; I know that they really did try I think I even saw one doctor, trying not to cry. Mommy, I'm slowly dying, with a bullet in my chest, But Mommy please remember, I'm in heaven with the rest When I heard that great, big crack, I ran as fast as I could please listen to me if you would, I wanted to go to college, I wanted to try things that were new I guess I'm not going with Daddy, On that trip to the new zoo I wanted to get married, I wanted to have a kid, wanted to be an actress, I really wanted to live. But Mommy I must go now, The time is getting late, Mommy, tell my Zack, I'm sorry to cancel the date. I love you Mommy, I always have, I know you know its true And Mommy all I need to say is, "Mommy, I love you" Please if you would, If you pass this on, Maybe people will cry, Just keep this in your heart, For the people who didn't get to say "Good-bye". Now you have 2 choices, If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't just ignore this, because in the Bible it says if you deny Me, I will deny you in front of My Father in the gates of Heaven. If you were lost but found by God, copy and paste this into your profile I believe in angels, the kind that heaven sends. I'm surrounded by these angels, but I call them my best friends. If you're a Christian and you walk the path the Lord has laid out for you, copy and past this in your profile. If you think sex should wait until AFTER marriage, copy and paste this into your profile. If you are like me and think abortions are cruel, wrong, and should become illegal, copy and paste this into your profile. No child deserves to die. Mary had a little Lamb, His fleece was white as snow. And everywhere that Mary went, that Lamb was sure to go. He followed her to school each day, t'wasn't even in the rule. It made the children laugh and play, to have a Lamb at school. And then the rules all changed one day, illegal it became; To bring the Lamb of God to school, or even speak His name! Every day got worse and worse, and days turned into years. Instead of hearing children laugh, we heard gunshots and tears. What must we do to stop the crime that's in our schools today? Let's let the Lamb come back to school, and teach our kids to pray. If you're a Christian and declare that Jesus is Lord, then copy and paste this into your profile! JESUS! If you're annoyed with snobby people, then copy and paste this into your profile. Girl:do I ever cross your mind? Boy No. Girl:do you like me? Boy: No girl:Do you want me? Boy:No Girl:Would you cry if i left? Boy:No Girl:Would you live for me? Boy:No Girl Would you do anything for me? Boy:No Girl choose me or life? Boy:my life The girl runs away in shock ond pain and the boy run after and says... The reason you dont cross my mind is because your always on it The reason why i dont like you is becaause i love you The reason i dont want you is because i need you The reason i wouldnt cry if you left is because i would die if you left the reason i wouldnt life for you is because i would die for you The reasen why im not willing to do anything for you is because i would do everything for you. The reason i chose my life is because you ARE my life! This is because i love you,my dear. The Percy Jackson pledge: I promise to remember Percy Whenever I'm at sea I promise to remember Annabeth Whenever a spider comes at me I promise to protect nature For Grover's sake of course I promise to remember Luke When my heart fills with remorse I promise to remember Chiron Whenever I see a sign that says ''Free Pony Ride'' I promise to remember Tyson Whenever a friend says they'll stick by my side I promise to remember Thalia Whenever a friend is scared of heights I promise to remember Clarisse Whenever I see someone that gives me a fright I promise to remember Bianca Whenever I see a sister scold her younger brother I promise to remember Nico Whenever I see someone who doesn't get along with others I promise to remember Zoe Whenever I watch the stars I promise to remember Rachel Whenever a limo passes my car. Yes I promise to remember PJO Wherever I may go BEST FRIENDS N FRIENDS: FRIENDS:never ask anything to eat or drink BESTFRIENDS: Help themselves and is the reason you never have any food FREINDS:Call your parents M. Mrs and grandma and grandpa BESTFRIENDS: Call your parents MOM and DAD GRAMS AND GRANDPA FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail BESTFRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you saying DAMN we screwed up FRIENDS: Will pick out a cute chick-flick to watch with you on movie night BESTFRIENDS: Will pick out "The Ring" for movie night then scare you and himself/herself in the process FRIENDS: Never seen you cry BESTFRIENDS: Wont tell anyone else you cry... just laugh about it when your not down anymore FRIENDS: Meet your boy/girl friend and say nice to meet you BESTFRIENDS: Meet your boy/girl friend and scare the BLEEP out of him/her by threatening to break every bone in him/her's body if he/she hurts your bestfriend FRIENDS: Will say you can do better BESTFRIENDS: Will call him and say"you have seven days to live" FRIENDS: Ask why you're crying BESTFRIENDS:Already have a shovel ready to bury the loser that made you cry FRIENDS: Will help you move BESTFRIENDS: Will help you move a dead body FRIENDS: helps you up when you fall BESTFRIENDS: continues walking while saying, "Walk much dumbass?" FRIENDS: gives you their umbrella in the rain BESTFRIENDS: takes yours and says, "RUN, -BEEP- RUN!" FRIENDS: wipes your tears when your rejected BESTFRIENDS: goes up to him and says, "It's because your gay isn't it?" FRIENDS: will bail you out of jail BESTFRIENDS: would be in the room next to you saying, "THAT WAS AWESOME, LETS DO IT AGAIN!!" FRIENDS: Ask you to write down your number BESTFRIENDS: Has you on speed dial FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff and gives it back a few days later BESTFRIENDS:Loses your stuff and tells you, "my bad .. heres a tissue" FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you BESTFRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography about your life FREINDS:Will leave you behind if thats what everyone else is doing BESTFRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowd asses that left you FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door BESTFRIENDS:Would walk right in and say,"IM HOME" FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell BESTFRIENDS: Already know not to tell FRIENDS: Are through high school /college (drinking buddies) BESTFRIENDS: Are for life FRIENDS:Will be there to take your drink away when they think youve had enough BESTFRIENDS:Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say,"Girl drink the rest of that you know we dont waste FRIENDS: comfort you when you fight with your boyfriend BEST FRIENDS: go over to his house and kick his ass FRIENDS: bail you outta jail BEST FRIENDS: sit next to you singing the jail song FRIENDS: tell you to forget it when you say you want to vandalize a guy's house BEST FRIENDS: best friends are the ones getting fined by the police with you FRIENDS: Think your insane for jumping off a roof onto a trampoline BEST FRIENDS: Are jumping right after you FRIENDS: come over every couple of months for a sleepover BEST FRIENDS: are your weekend boarders FRIENDS: are offended when you make fun of them BEST FRIENDS: kick your ass and all's forgiven FRIENDS: are shy around your boyfriend BEST FRIENDS: will tease him till he blushes redder than a fire engine FRIENDS: don't see you if you're sick BEST FRIENDS: are why you're sitting in bed under a blanket with a thermometer, book, and your phone FRIENDS:dare you to scream into the street BEST FRIENDS: dare you to go streaking FRIENDS: call you retarded for running threw bleachers yelling "IT'S PICKLE TIME!" BEST FRIENDS: are screaming and running with you FREINDS: Will ignore this BESTFRIENDS:Will repost this crap Read, so sad. Month one Month Two Month Three Month Four Month Five Month Six Month Seven Every Abortion Is Just . . . Stop abortion. If you don't want to have a baby then don't get yourself knocked up. If you do, take responsibilty and raise that child. It's not it's fault and it doesn't deserve to die. If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile If you and your friend break out into song in a public area put this on your profile If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile Copy paste this to your profile if you'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of pushing the button on the TV. 93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile. If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile. 92 percent American teens would die if Abecrombie and Fitch told them it uncool to breathe. Copy this into your profile if you would be in the 8 percent laughing their asses off at the others. If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever tripped over air, copy and past this into your profile If you have ever tripped UP stairs, copy and paste this into your profile If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa, copy and paste this into your profile. If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile If you think that the kids should stop chasing Lucky and leave the leprechaun alone, then copy and paste this into your profile. If you think Fred should just let Barney have the freakin' Coco Pebbles and stop chasing him, then copy and paste this in your profile. If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica, PurpleBunniesWillRuleTheWorld, Roxxi-and-Ali, IsabellaMarieSwan123, Paper Hearts and Paper Cuts, Vampiregal22,Edward-Lover1, SPOONS Secret Agent Alice,Mrs.EdwardAMCullen,Night Owl303,5x5shadow5,TotallyinLOVE53, XoXiLoVeMoRgAnViLlEvAmPiReSxOx,BloodRedStory,Clozzie, If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters, copy and paste this onto your profile If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile If they are right...copy and paste this into your profile If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile. eliforp ruoy otni siht etsap dna ypoc ,sdrawkcab siht daer ot hguone trams era uoy fI If you think you have too many of these "copy and paste this into your profile" thingies, but have no intention of stopping now, copy and paste this into If you think that Chip the Wolf should just go to the freaking supermarket and buy his own cookie crisp instead of trying to steal someone else's, copy and paste this onto your profile If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile. If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile. If you ever copied something to your profile, copy this into your profile. If you read this, copy this into your profile. If you want to, copy this into your profile. I like cheese. I've seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese? Or when two foot are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk tastes good. Some people call me crazy, but I'm just random. If you are random and proud of it, copy this onto your profile. If you don't do drugs (They are nasty), copy/paste this into your profile. If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile If you have ever fallen off a chair backwards, copy this into your profile If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile If you have a profile, paste this on your profile If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile. If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile. If you've post all of these onto your profile copy and paste this onto your profile ~There’s a thunderstorm going on and you scream, “CALM DOWN, ZEUS!” ~Every time you use the Internet, you thank Hermes. ~When you see Harry Potter, you think of Percy with glasses. ~You burn food to see if it smells good. ~You see an owl, you go, “Hi Athena!” ~Everyone else is creating a Twilight family and you create a PJO family. ~You go on a cruise and you hope the boat isn’t The Princess Andromeda… ~You sometimes try to control water. ~You don't read anything but PJO for 3 months. ~You've gone to Google maps and looked up Camp Half-Blood’s address. ~Even though not diagnosed, you claim you have ADHD or dyslexia and blame it on your God parent. ~You yell "Annabeth!" every time you see a NY Yankees hat. ~You make the PJO characters on Sims, as Miis on the Wii, and other video games. ~Anytime you see an orange shirt, you look at the front of it to see if it is a Camp Half-Blood shirt. ~You are a PJO character for Halloween. ~Recite lines randomly from the books. ~When you see/hear about anything mythology-related, you talk about how it was in PJO (what page, book, etc.) and what happened to it. ~Buy anything New York or San Francisco-related. ~You are suddenly obsessed with Adidas shoes because they have the Hermes symbol. ~You claim that Percy IS real and lives in New York no matter how much your friends argue with you. ~You have dreams about PJO characters/events. ~You carry a ballpoint pen in your pocket. ~That every time you pick up a pen, you think it'll turn into a sword. ~In the beginning of your first History class, you burst out "Will we be studying Greek mythology?!" ~You pretend (or actually) faint when someone asks "Who's Percy?" ~When someone mentions the name Percy (like Percy Weasley) you scream "JACKSON!" ~You are known to scream names of the characters at random times. ~You've got any copy of any book in all your backpacks/binders in case of emergencies . ~You make a list of characters never to anger, like this one and why: -Thalia- Want her for your friend, hate her for your enemy. also shes a hunter, her aim with an arrow is very accurate... -Athena- She scares Percy more than Zeus. Also, she cannot be distracted and her plans always work. -Hades- Um, this one is rather obvious- also you might not be buried with a drachma in your pocket. -Hermes- Cutting off your Internet access would be slow and painful torture. Also I blame the economy crisis on Luke's stealing federal funds. -Aphrodite- She's preoccupied with Percabeth and trust me, I don’t want to waste her time! ~You write fanfiction constantly, even when you're not at your computer. ~You give all your siblings god parents ~You call the "Ares kids", or school bullies, Martians. ~You quiz fellow fans on the minor gods and win. ~You spend time doing pointless research at , just because Rick Riordan linked it on his site. ~You still think Thuke could happen. ~You plan several statements to avoid Apollo's lines and remember he's a player, should he ever hit on you, and several ways to get out of being cursed. ~You imagine the gods alone, and what they really do on the Superbowl. ~Your mother thinks you need to get a boyfriend, as does your father to cure your obsession. ~You read page 203 of BotL over and over again or say the lines in your head. ~You know exactly what someone means when they say LT, SoM, TC, BotL, tLO PJO and use it in conversations. ~You find yourself saying things like "Oh my gods!" and "What the Hades?" ~When your boyfriend dumps you, you take the oath of the hunters. ~You go to the empire state building and ask for the 600th floor. When the dude at the desk looks at you weird,you announce that you’re a demigod. ~You put in grey contacts and pretend that you are Annabeth ~You curse out the gods when something bad happens. ~You watch the show and read the book every chance you get. ~You claim that you are a demigod and need to go to Camp in New York. ~You go to New York and ask for a man named Chiron and that you need to go with him. ~You look for a Latin teacher that is in a wheelchair and loves to throw Greek field days. ~You try to find Rachel and ask her for a prophecy. ~Every time a major water storm or earthquake happens, you scream at Poseidon ~Every time something or someone dies that you are close to, you blame Hades. ~You’re in a running/swimming race, and you’re praying and sacrificing to Hermes/Poseidon. ~You think that your favorite singer is a child of Apollo. ~Someone close to you dies and you give them money (LOTS of it) just in case… ~You’re on a boat and you pray that Poseidon is in a good mood. ~You’re in the air (hang-gliding, cliff-diving, bungee jumping, flying, in a plane, etc.) and you hope Zeus is in a good mood and won’t blast you out of the air. ~You go to Aunty Em’s and say you’re camera shy. ~You find your true love and thank Aphrodite for sending him/her to you. ~You think George Bush is a son of Ares (he’s dumb and violent you know!). (No offense, Ares) ~You know Muse is the best singers. Get it, the Nine Muses??? ~Bring a blue plastic hairbrush with you everywhere. ~When it gets really cold randomly, blame Kronos. ~You get really mad at Hades when a family member dies. ~Every time you play dodgeball, you bring a suit of armor. ~You go to San Fransisco looking for the Old Sea Man. ~Whenever your Internet slows down, you yell at the sky and say "HERMES! WHY DO YOU LOVE ANNOYING ME?!" ~You pray to Athena when you don’t study for a math test. ~And when you flunk said test, you blame her irritation on Percabeth. ~You want Hephaestus to fix your iPod when it breaks. (Lol, I’m so dumb when it comes to technology. I thought my iPod was broken when in fact it was out of battery.) ~When someone gets married, you say: "I hope you shall not anger Hera" ~You cried when you finished TLO. ~You eat, sleep, and breathe Percabeth. ~Every school book you own has PJO stuff scribbled on each page. ~You're in love with a fictional character. ~You and your BFF call yourselves geeks because you sit around and talk about PJO. ~You own homemade replicas of things from the PJO series. ~You dream of going to Camp Half-Blood. ~If you want to push Rachel Elizabeth Dare off a cliff. ~You buy everything you see with an owl or trident on it. ~You yell “Burrito Fight!” whenever you’re in a Mexican restaurant. ~You checked to make sure your vice-principal doesn’t have a tail. ~You know which pages the good parts are on. ~You start hearing Percabeth in every song you hear. ~You started calling your dog Mrs. O’Leary. ~You start figuring out who your godly parent is. (Apollo.) ~You never looked at a ballpoint pen the same way again. ~You have a plan to get out of school early on May 5th so you can buy The Last Olympian, read it, and still have time to do your homework. ~You ask the cashier at the store if they stock Mythomagic cards. ~You start doing pro/con lists in your head. During Math. When you’re supposed to be taking notes. ~You start spelling character names out of your spelling words. ~You start loving blue plastic hairbrushes and anyone who wields them. ~Each day you check every fan site you know of for new information. ~You try to figure out how much food dye you need to turn chocolate chip cookies blue. ~You make references to it in school reports and/or to friends that haven’t read it. ~The first thing you ask someone when you meet them is, “Have you read PJO?” ~On your trip to Washington D.C. you thought of Annabeth every time you saw a ~monument. ~You yell “Mizzenmast!” whenever you enter a boat. ~You have one (or more) pictures relating to PJO in your room. ~You know PJO better then most sane people. ~You have links to every great PJO site. ~You add things to the list every day. ~You know what you would do if you were Percy. ~You argue with your friends about if Nico should turn evil or not. ~At least half of your friends have read all the PJO, or are going to in the very near ~future. ~You wish you could find a rainbow to see if Iris messages work. ~For April Fools, you put a piece of paper over a card/cards and told your friends that they were Mythomagic cards, and they understood. ~Your friends all have a godly parent, and so do you, and your family, and your extended family, and your far, far, far away cuzs'. ~You are trying to learn Greek. (I learned the Alphabet and can write it fluently!) ~You keep thinking about one of the PJO books when you go on a trip. ~Every language you know is some form of Ancient Greek. ~You shriek every time you see a guy with black hair and green eyes. ~You have an instant crush on Nico! ~You just have to research more about Greek mythology (I am now a genius about that field.) ~You call up the Camp Half Blood number. ~You want to learn Latin. ~About 75-100 of your fics are PJO related, even if it is a cross-over. ~You have taken every test you can find about what demigodly parent you have. ~You make sure all of your friends (or most of them), have an idea about what you say when talking about PJO. ~Your friends (at least one), think you are obsessed with PJO, and you agree. ~A friend (or more), think you should start taking pills and/or going to a mental doctor, because you are so obsessed. ~You have something on your school things (or home things), that says 'Daughter (or son if you're a guy) of god/goddess’, and you don't even try to hide it, even if it says ‘Daughter an unliked god/goddess’. ~You’re nodding and smiling when you read this ~You own every single book. ~You are planning on adding a lot more things to this list. ~You call yourself a demigod. ~You wish with every fibre of your being that the first page of The Lightning Thief told the truth, and the PJO series is real. ~You find yourself praying to a random god when you didn't study for a math test because you were too busy reading PJO. ~You've called someone you know a satyr. ~You name your pet fish Clovis ~You noticed that in TLO, Rick Riordan wrote Connor in Chapter 3 (I Take a Sneak Peak to my Death) and Conner in Chapter 10 (I Buy Some New Friends). ~You noticed that in TLT, Rick Riordan said the girl in Percy’s dream, (Thalia) had ‘stormy green eyes,’ when in fact she has electric blue eyes. ~When you're History teacher asks you what's your favorite food and you answer 'Double Stuf Oreos' because Ares gave them those with a backpack in TLT. ~You accidentally call one of your friends a PJO name. ~You change the lyrics in LOVE STORY by Taylor Swift from, "Marry me, Juliet" to "Marry me, Annabeth". ~You try to talk to horses. ~You try to summon the dead. ~You try to summon lightning. ~You try to breathe underwater. ~You look for an entrance to the Labyrinth in your basement. ~You check to see if horses have wings before you ride them. ~You have done at least 15 (or more) of the above things. ~YOU HAVE THIS ON YOUR PROFILE PAGE!!! COPY AND PASTE THIS ON YOUR PROFILE IF YOU HATE RACISM!! ╔╗╔═╦╗ Put this in your profile ╔══╗ How frickin' frackin' cool are those things? Seriously! A-W-E-S-O-M-E!!!!!!!! You say Twilight I say Harry Potter You say vampires I say wizards You say Jacob Black I say Sirius Black You say Team Edward I say Team Harry You say Robert Pattinson I say "Is Cedric Diggory" You say Taylor Lautner is hot I say Daniel Radcliff is HOTTER You think Bella and Edward are the perfect dream couple I say that's Ron and Hermione You say Edward I SAY HARRY now STUPIEFY! SYMPTOMS OF INSANITY Written by: Wormtail, Moony, Padfoot, and Prongs 1.) Playing with your food and calling it 'art' 2.) Making a list of symptoms that most likely apply to yourself as well. 3.) Basing your ingredients list off your obsession's favorite color. 4.) Eating dog food. For ANY reason! 5.) Chasing your tail. 6.) Laughing for absolutely no reason. None. 7.) Waking up at an Ungodly hour every. Single. Day. 8.) Reading a book CLEARLY meant for Girls. And then trying to defend it. 9.) Actually WANTING to be on a list of insane things. 10.) Treating your own son like dirt when he NEVER deserves it. 11.) Acting like the things your family says or does is your fault, when it's obviously not. 12.) Silence. 13.) Spontaniously bursting out into song at the most inappropriate/ inopportune/ awkward times. 14.) Accepting ANYTHING from Peeves! Especially strange packages, and then handing them off to your FRIENDS!(because said friends may try to kill you). 15.) WEARING the Christmas decorations (even if they do look better that way). 16.) Almost getting yourself killed on a regular basis out of BOREDOME! 17.) Dancing in the rain. 18.) Befriending a werewolf. 19.) Befriending a Quidditch-obsessed, love-sick puppy who can't even keep his hair flat. 20.) Befriending a walking bully-magnet who can't even take a spelling test without hyperventilating. 21.) Befriending an egotistical, pranking-machine who seems to be in a constant state of sugar-high. 22.) Glaring at inanimate objects to "scare them". 23.) Yelling at someone right next to you. 24.) Walking into a room and forgetting what you're doing. 25.) Completely LOSING IT over a lack of organization. 26.) Having to wear post-its on your arm to remember anything. 27.) Obeying the commands of random post-its on your arm without question when they make NO sense and clearly weren't written by you. 28.) Falling in Love. 29.) Fighting with your own team. 30.) Creating an army of first-years to do your biding. 31.) Creating a chain of letters instead of just simply writing to each other directly like normal. 32.) Talking in Chat Speak. 33.) Switching personalities to scare the poor little first-years. 34.) Spending your class time drawing suicidal stick figures. 35.) Being convinced your friend is an imposter simply because he took notes. 36.) Referring to yourself in the third person. 37.) Braiding people's hair every time you get bored. 38.) Losing your wand when it's behind your ear the whole time. 39.) Becoming so tired, you actually become super hyper. 40.) Breaking a record through pranking. 41.) Speaking all grammatical symbols (Period). 42.) -!( DRAMATIC ENTRANCES!)!- 43.) Wrapping people. 44.) Making your hair holiday themed. 45.) Rapping. 46.) Stress Baking 47.) Stalking 48.) Therapy 49.) Trying to prank the MASTERS! 50.) Nightmares 51.) Overly dramatic public displays of affection 52.) Switching names 53.) BETRAYING YOUR FRIENDS 54.) Forgiveness 55.) Breaking things for fun. 56.) Running away 57.) Sound effects. 58.) Overreacting to everything 59.) Miming 60.) Growing Up PLP and my ideas of a list of Fanmade funfacts in the world of Harry Potter. (includes are opinion!) 1. At times, it is way too hard to try and believe Snape is good. 2. Harry will never cry in front of anyone except in the 7th book. 3. Dumbledore's cloak is purple. (look back up at my HP fanatic thing) 4. Aunt Marge's coat is tweed. (again look above) 5. The most mentioned Ravenclaw is Luna Lovegood. 6. Cedric is WAY better than Edward. (Duh!) 7. When Harry looks in the mirror he sees his family. 8. Ron IS jealous of Harry. 9. HarryxDraco or HarryxSnape is DISGUSTING 10. Hermione will only love Ron. Harry is the brother. 11. HarryxHermione will never work. 12. Snape-softside. Never gonna happen. 13. Harry is Snape's son? He looks like JAMES! 14. Lily was best friend's with Snape. Nothing more. 15. James (sadly) is a prat at times. (Harry's dad) 16. Harry's nickname WILL BE Bambi. (read it in a story, don't take credit for nickname) 17. Hermione's nickname is not Mione. (EVER) 18. McGonagall should not EVER be called Minnie. 19. Draco shall always be the enemey. 20. Ron will always be clueless. 21. Dudley does have a heart, just deep under all of that fat. It won't be exposed til the last book thoug. *sigh* 22. Harry isn't dumb, just looks it compared to Hermione. 23. Contrast to popular belief, Hermione doesn't know everything. 24. Snape is too talented at potions. 25. (soo sad) Dementors can see through invisibility cloaks. 26. Invisibility cloaks are good for pranking. 27. Sirius will always be a part of Harry. 28. Hedwig will always be a loyal bird. *moment of silence* 29. Voldemort! people its just a name!!! 30. (wo)man up and fight the war. 31. Once in awhile its good to pull a Weasley 32. Yelling and ranting at your friends only makes you guilty. 33. Having your pet bird peck them only makes you guiltier. 34. Purple turbans are VERY suspicious 35. Same with dragon eggs. 36. Beach blonde dudes are always evil! 37. (unless they are bald) 38. Exploding potions tend to be caused by Neville. 39. Harry is Never actually taking extra remidial potions. 40. Never go to a deathday party...the food sucks 41. If you hear voices in the wall...its the Basilisk 42. If you're muggleborn you are unique 43. The Dursley's will never warm up to magic. 44. If you see a fat man run for your life. He hates magic. 45. If a scrawny wizard comes to Hogwarts, ask if he slept in a cupboard. 46. If you see a horsey woman, don't ask if she has any siblings. 47. If you see a woman who looks like a frog, tell the truth. 48. Never land detention with Umbridge. You'll be scarred. Literally. 49. RemusxSirius is JUST PLAIN WRONG! 50. Big black dogs are cuddly. 51. Stay away from the whomping willow unless you found the knot. 52. Hermione is not frumpy. 53. Nor without ears (George is) 54. The twins will always get revenge. 55. Never except a gift from Gred and Forge. 56. Percy Weasley sucks 57. Stay away from Mrs. Weasley if you are in trouble. 58. Weasley's will never be anorexic 59. One of the only things Hermione sucks at is chess. 60. Harry was never physically abused 61. (even though it is fun to imagine that) 62. Harold is NOT Harry's 'real' name. 63. GinnyxDraco is *vomits* only in a parallel universe. 64. You can't spell HeRmiONe without Ron. 65. As much as we all want it Harry isn't claustrophobic 66. Snape will never ever be a father figure to Harry 67. Dumbledore can't *sniff* come back from the dead 68. Snape's hair is gross. Case closed. 69. Dobby is not gay. 70. Blast-ended skrewts aren't ever good pets. 71. Hagrid's house is WOOD! (Nobert? are you listening?!) 72. Hagrid has warm eyes. Snape's are dark and cold. 73. Trelawney is a whack job *smacks judges malet* 74. Divination is a waste of time. 75. Harry has slight anger issues. He tends to rant/yell. 76. Harry is NEVER arrogant. 77. Petunia is a super clean freak. 78. HarryxHermionexRon is sick and *vomits* not even possible. 79. Somehow FredxGeorge is possible?! NO!!!!! 80. Fred, sadly is dead. Leaving George behind. *sniff* 81. George shall be ever known as 'your holiness' 82. Dumbledore can be a total git at times. 83. Blimey is only 1 of Ron's favorite words 84. Bloody Hell is another. 85. Let us not forget prat or git either. 86. Voldy is ugly 87. (and has gone moldy) 88. While we love Teddy, we wish he still had his parents. 89. James Sirius Potter is a mini marauder. 90. Albus Severus Potter is like a certain Golden trio member *nudges Harry* 91. Lily Luna Potter is like her mother! 92. The sorting hat takes your choice into account. 93. Hugo is a funny name. 94. Rose to match her hair. 95. Neville is not a coward! 96. Uncle Vernon always picks his most Boring tie for work. 97. Aunt Petunia could be hired as a spy/stalker 98. Dudley could be hired to play a whale in a play. (Go to #4 Privet Drive to contact him) 99. Most people who look at this list and like it, will remember the wonders of the Harry Potter Universe 100. The Golden Trio. It will never change. You studied with Hermione. You stumbled with Ron. You hid creatures with Hagrid. You laughed with Fred and George. You fought with Voldemort. You forgot with Neville. You got caught with the DA. You rebelled against Umbridge and Snape. You cheered on Gryffindor. You kept up the rivalry with Draco Malfoy and the Slytherins. You worked with Dumbledore. You stuck with Harry til the end. Now it’s nearly over, and now all you can do is remember, and thank J.K. Rowling for the time of your life. The Last Olympian Page 46 Annabeth ran in right behind him, and I'll admit my heart did a little relay race in my chest when I saw her. It's not that she tried to look good. We'd been doing so many combat missions lately, she hardly brushed her curly blond hair anymore, and she didn't care what clothes she was wearing - usually the same old orange camp T-shirt and jeans, and once in a while her bronze armor. Her eyes were stormy gray. Most of the time we couldn't get through a conversation without tryign to strangle each other. Still, just seeing her made me feel fuzzy in the head. Last summer, before Luke turned into Kronos and everything went sour, there had been a few times when I thought maybe...well, that we might get past the strangle-each-other phase. Page 48 Annabeth wiped a tear from her cheek. "I'm glad you're not dead, Seaweed Brain." "Thanks," I said. "Me too." Page 49 We locked eyes. I thought of a different time last summer, under Mount St. Helens, when Annabeth thought I was going to die, and she kissed me. She cleared her throat and looked away. "Prophecy." "Right." I put down the scimitar. "Prophecy." Page 58 Annabeth blushed. It dawned on me that she knew I'd been hanging out with Rachel, and I felt guilty. Then I felt angry that I felt guilty. I was allowed to have friends outside of camp, right? It wasn't like... Page 70 I found myself staring at her, which was stupid since I'd seen her a billion times. She and I were about the same height this summer, which was a relief. Still, she seemed so much more mature. It was kind of intimidating. I mean, sure, she'd always been cute, but she was starting to be seriously beautiful. Page 72-73 "You know..." She brushed her hair behind her ear, like she does when she's nervous. "This whole thing with Beckendorf and Silena. It kind of makes you think. About...what's important. About losing people who are important." I nodded. My brain started seizing on little random details, like the fact that she was still wearing thos silver owl earrings from her dad, who was this braniac military history professor in San Francisco. "Um, yeah," I stammered. "Like...is everything cool with your family?" Okay, really stupid question, but hey, I was nervous. Annabeth looked disappointed, but she nodded. "My dad wanted to take me to Greece this summer," she said wistfully. "I've always wanted to see-" "The Parthenon," I remembered. She managed a smile. "Yeah." "That's okay. There'll be other summers, right?" Page 74 "Annabeth." I stopped her by the tetherball court. I knew I was asking for trouble, but I didn't know who else to trust. Plus, I'd always depended on Annabeth for advice. Page 136 "Hold on, Seaweed Brain." It was Annabeth's voice, much clearer now. "You're not getting away from me that easily. The cord strengthened. I could see Annabeth now - standing barefoot above me on the canoe lake pier. I'd fallen out of my canoe. That was it. She was reaching out her hand to haul me up, and she was trying not to laugh. She wore her orange camp T-shirt and jeans. Her hair was tucked up in her Yankees cap, which was strange because that should have made her invisible. "You are such an idiot sometimes." She smiled. "Come on. Take my hand." Memories came flooding back to me - sharper and more colorful. I stopped dissolving. My name was Percy Jackson. I reached up and took Annabeth's hand. Page 143 She frowned. "What is it? "What's what?" I asked. "You're looking at me funny." I realized I was thinking of my strange vision of Annabeth pulling me out of the Styx River. "It's, uh, nothing." Page 157 "She said to tell Percy: 'Remember the rivers.' And, um, something about staying away from her daughter. I'm not sure whose face was redder: Annabeth's or mine. Page 159 Annabeth sat at the foot of her mother's throne and cried.I wanted to comfort her, but I wasn't sure how. Page 176 "Wait here," I told Annabeth. "Percy, you shouldn't go alone." "Well, unless you can breathe underwater..." She sighed. "You are so annoying sometimes." "Like when I'm right? Trust me, I'll be fine. i've got the curse of Achilles now. I'm all invincible and stuff." Annabeth didn't look convinced. "Just be careful. I don't want anything to happen to you. I mean, because we need you for the battle." I grinned. "Back in a flash." Page 185 I kept my eyes on Annabeth. She nodded reluctantly. "All right. Get moving." Before I could lose my courage, I said, "Don't I get a kiss for luck? It's kind of a tradition, right?" I figured she would punch me. Instead, she drew her knife and stared at the army marching toward us. "Come back alive, Seaweed Brain. Then we'll see." Page 190 In a flash I understood what had happened. He'd been trying to stab me. Judging from the position of his blade, he would've taken me - maybe by sheer luck - in the small of my back, my only weak point. Annabeth had intercepted the knife with her own body. Page 199-200 Once she was gone, I knelt next to Annabeth and felt her forehead. She was still burning up. "You're cute when you're worried," she muttered. "Your eyebrows get all scrunched together." "You are not going to die while I owe you a favor," I said. "Why did you take that knife?" "You would've done the same for me." It was true. I guess we both knew it. Still, I felt like someone was poking my heart with a cold metal rod. "How did you know?" "Know what?" I looked around to make sure we were alone. Then I leaned in close and whispered: "My Achilles spot. If you hadn't taken that knife, I would've died." She got a faraway look in her eyes. Her breath smelled of grapes, maybe from the nectar. "I don't know, Percy. I just had this feeling you were in danger. Where...where is the spot?" I wasn't supposed to tell anyone. But this was Annabeth. If I couldn't trust her, I couldn't trust anyone. "The small of my back." She lifted her hand. "Where? Here?" She put her hand on my spine, and my skin tingled. I moved her fingers to the one spot that grounded me to my mortal life. A thousand volts of electricity seemed to arc through my body. "You saved me," I said. "Thanks." She removed her hand, but I kept holding it. "So you owe me," she said weakly. "What else is new?" Page 276 I looked in the direction Annabeth had gone, but she'd disappeared into the crowd. I couldn't believe what she'd just done - saved Rachel's life, landed a helicopter, and walked away like it was no big deal. Page 321 I pulled her up and we lay trembling on the pavement. I didn't realize we had our arms around each other until she suddenly tensed. "Um, thanks," She muttered. " I tried to say Don't mention it, but it came out as "Uh duh." Page 335 Luke hardly paid me any attention. He stepped toward Annabeth, but I put myself between him and her. "Don't touch her," I said. Page 341 Next to me, Annabeth's knees buckled. I caught her, but she cried out in pain, and I realized I'd grabbed her broken arm. "Oh gods," I said. "Annabeth, I'm sorry." "It's all right," she said as she passed out in my arms. Page 351 I glanced back. Annabeth was trying not to meet my eyes. Her face was pale. I flashed back to two years ago, when I'd thought she was going to take the pledge to Artemis and become a Hunter. I'd been on the edge of a panic attack, thinknig that I'd lose her. now, she looked pretty much the same way. Page 359 "And my daughter?" "I couldn't leave her," I admitted, my throat dry. "Or Grover," I added quickly. "Or-" "Spare me." Athena stepped close to me, and I could feel her aura of power making my skin itch. Page 372-374(and my favorite part in the series! Eep!) "Hey." Anabeth slid next to me on the bench. "Happy birthday." She was holding a huge misshapen cupcake with blue icing. I stared at her. "What?" "It's August 18," she said. "Your birthday, right?" I was stunned. It hadn't even occurred to me, but she was right. I had turned sixteen this morning - the same morning I'd made the choice to give Luke the knife. The prophecy had come true right on schedule, and I hadn't even thought about the fact that it was my birthday. "Make a wish," she said. "Did you bake this yourself?" I asked. "Tyson helped." "That explains why it looks like a chocolate brick. " I said. "With extra blue cement." Annabeth laughed. I thought for a second, the blew out the candle. We cut it in half and shared, eating with our fingers. amnnabeth sat next to me, and we watched the ocean. Crickets and monsters were making noises in the woods, but otherwise it was quiet. "You saved the world," she said "We saved the world." "And Rachel is the new Oracle, which means she won't be dating anybody." "You don't sound disappointed," I noticed. Annabeth shrugged. "Oh, I don't care." "Uh-uh." She raised an eyebrow. "You got something to say to me, Seaweed Brain?" "You'd probably kick my butt." "You know I'd kick your butt." She brushed the cake off my hands. "When I was at the river Styx, turning invulnerable...Nico said I had to concentrate on one thing that kept me anchored to the world, that made me want to saty mortal." Annabeth kept her eyes on the horizon. "Yeah? "The up on Olympus," I said, "when they wanted to make me a god and stuff, I kept thinking-" "Oh, you so wanted to." "Well, maybe a little. But I didn't, because I thought - I didn't want things to stay the same for eternity, because things could always get better. and I was thinking..." My throat felt really dry. "Anyone in particular?" Annabeth asked, her voice soft. I looked over and saw that she was trying not to smile. "You're laughing at me," I complained. "I am not!" "You are so not making this easy." "Then she laughed for real, and she put her hands round my neck. "I am never, ever going to make things easy for you, Seaweed Brain. Get used to it." When she kissed me, I had the feeling my brain was melting right through my body. I could've stayed that way forever, except a voice behind us growled, "Well, it's about time!" Suddenly the pavilion was filled with torchlight and campers. Clarisse led the way as the eavesdroppers charged and hoisted us both onto their shoulders. "Oh, come on!" I complained. "Is there no privacy? "The lovebirds need to cool off!" Clarisse said with glee. "The canoe lake!" Connir Stoll shouted. With a huge cheer, they carried us down the hill, but they kept us close enough to hold hands. Annabeth was laughing, and I couldn't help laughing too, even though my face was completely red. We held hands right up to the moment they dumped us into the water. Afterward, I had the last laugh. I made an air bubble at the bottom of the lake. Our friends kept waiting for us to come up, but hey - when you're the son of Poseidon, you don't have to hurry. An it was pretty much the best underwater kiss of all time. Page 375 Camp went late that summer. It lasted two more weeks, right up to the start of a new school year, and I have to admit they were the best two weeks of my life. Of course, Annabeth would kill me if I said anything different, but there was a lot of other great stuff going on too. Page 377 "You're still my best friend." He grinned. "Except for Annabeth." "That's different." "Yeah," he agreed. "It sure is." Page 380 Annabeth, thank goodness, would be staying in New York. She'd gotten permission from her parents to attend a boarding school in the city so she could be close to Olympus and oversee the rebuilding efforts. "And close to me?" I asked. "Well, someone's got a big sense of his own importance." But she laced her fingers through mine. I remembered what she'd told me in New York, about building something permanent, and I thought - just maybe - we were off to a good start. The Battle of the Labyrinth Page 2 "Think positive. Tomorrow you're off to camp! After orientation, you've got your date-" "It's not a date!" I protested. "It's just Annabeth, Mom. Jeez!" "She's coming all the way from camp to meet you." "Well, yeah." "You're going to the movies." "Yeah." "Just the two of you." "Mom!" She held up her hands in surrender, but I could tell she was trying hard not to smile. Page 15 I burst out of the alley onto East 81st and ran straight into Annabeth. "Hey, you're out early!" She laughed, grabbing my shoulders to keep me from tumbling into the street. "Watch where you're going, Seaweed Brain." For a split second, she was in a good mood and everything was fine. She was wearing jeans and an orange camp T-shirt and her clay bead necklace. He blond hair was pulled back into a ponytail. Her gray eyes sparkled. She looked like she was ready to catch a movie, have a cool afternoon hanging out together. Then Rachel Elizabeth Dare, still covered in monster dust, came charging out of the alley, yelling. "Percy, wait up!" She frowned at me. "What did you do this time? And who is this?" Page 16-17 Annabeth stared at me for a second. Then she turned and took off. "Hey!" I jogged after her. "There were these two empousai," I tried to explain. "They were cheerleaders, see, and they said camp was going to burn, and-" "You told a mortal girl about half-bloods?" "She can see through the Mist. She saw the monsters before I did." "So you told her the truth." "She recognized me from Hoover Dam, so-" "You've met her before?" "Um, last winter. But seriously, I barely know her." "She's kinda cute." "I-I never thought about it." Annabeth kept walking toward York Avenue. "I'll deal with the school," I promised, anxious to change the subject "Honest, it'll be fine." Annabeth wouldn't even look at me. "I guess our afternoon is off, now that the poilce will be searching for you." Page 45 Someone else slid next to me on the bench: Annabeth. "I'll tell you what it's about," she said. "The Labyrinth." It was hard to concentrate on what she was saying, because everybody in the dining pavilion was stealing glances at us and whispering. and Annabeth was right next to me. I mean right next to me. Page 47 Annabeth nodded. Despite how serious she was acting, I was happy she wasn't mad at me anymore. and I kind of liked the fact that she'd broken the rules to come sit next to me. Page 50 Over at the head table, Quintus cleared his throat. I got the feeling he didn't want to make a scene, but Annabeth was really pushing it, sitting at my table so long. "We'll talk later." Annabeth squeezed my arm a little to hard. "Convince him, will you?" She returned to the Athena table, ignoring all the people who were staring at her. Page 53 Quintus kept rattling off names until he said, "Percy Jackson with Annabeth Chase." "Nice." I grinned at Annabeth. "Your armor is crooked," was her only comment, and she redid my straps for me. Page 59 I started forward, but Annabeth stopped me. "Don't take another step," she warned. "We need to find the exit." She sounded really scared now. "It's okay," I promised. "It's right-" I looked up and realized I couldn't see where we'd fallen in. The ceiling was solid stone. The corridor seemed to stretch endlessly in both directions. Annabeth's hand slipped into mine. Under different circumstances, I would've been embarrassed, but here in the dark I was glad to know where she was. It was about the only thing I was sure of. Page 68 "I've been studying architecture for years," she said. "I know Daedalus's Labyrinth better than anybody." "From reading about it." "Well, yes." "That's not enough." "It has to be!" "It isn't!" "Are you going to help me or not?" I realized everyone was watching Annabeth and me like a tennis match. Page 78-80 Annabeth stood in the back of the room, rifling through old scrolls. "Knock, knock?" I said. She turned with a start. "Oh...hi. Didn't hear you." "You okay?"' She frowned at the scroll in her hands. "Just trying to do some research. Daedalus's Labyrinth is so huge. none of the stories agree about anything. The maps just lead from nowhere to nowhere." I thought about what Quintus had said, how the maze tries to distract you. I wondered if Annabeth knew that already. "We'll figure it out," I promised. Her hair had come loose and was hanging in a tangled blond curtain around her face. Her gray eyes looked almost black. "I've wanted to lead a quest since I was seven," she said. "You're going to do awesome." She looked at me gratefully, but then stared down at all the books and scrolls she'd pulled from the shelved. "I'm worried, Percy. Maybe I shouldn't have asked you to do this. Or Tyson or Grover." "Hey, we're your friends. We wouldn't miss it." "But..." She stopped herself. "What is it?" I asked. "The prophecy?" "I'm sure it's fine," she said in a small voice. "What was the last line?" Then she did something that really surprised me. She blinked back tears and put out her arms. I stepped forward and hugged her. Butterflies started turning my stomach into a mosh pit. "Hey, it's...it's okay." I patted her back. I was aware of everything in the room. I felt like I could read the tiniest print on any book on the shelves. Annabeth's hair smelled like lemon soap. She was shivering. "Chiron might be right," she muttered. "I'm breaking the rules. But I don't know what else to do. I need you three. It just feels right." "Then don't worry about it," I managed. "We've had plenty of problems before, and we solved them." "This is different. I don't want anything happening to...any of you." Behind me, somebody cleared his throat. It was one of Annabeth's half-brothers, Malcolm. His face was bright red. "Um, sorry," he said. "Archery practice is starting, Annabeth. Chiron said to come find you." I stepped away from Annabeth. "We were just looking at maps," I said stupidly. Malcolm stared at me. "Okay." "Tell Chiron I'll be right there," Annabeth said, and Malcolm left in a hurry. "Annabeth rubbed her eyes. "You go ahead, Percy. I'd better get ready for archery." I nodded, feeling more confused than I ever had in my life. I wanted to run from the cabin...but then again I didn't. Page 125-126 I tried to fall asleep, but I couldn't. Something about getting chased by a large dragon lady with poison swords made it real hard to relax. I picked up my bedroll and dragged it over to where Annabeth was sitting, keeping watch. I sat down next to her. "You should sleep," she said. "Can't. You doing all right?" "Sure. First day leading the quest. Just great." "We'll get there," I said. "We'll find the workshop before Luke does." She brushed her hair out of her face. She had a smudge of dirt on her chin, and i imagined what she must've looked like when she was little, wandering around the country with Thalia and Luke. Once she'd saved them from the mansion of the evil Cyclops when she was only seven. Even when she looked scared, like now, I knew she had a lot of guts. "I just wish the quest was logical," she complained. "I mean, we're traveling but we have no idea where we'll end up. How can you walk from New York to California in a day?" "Space isn't the same in the maze." "I know, I know. it's just..." She looked at me hesitantly. "Percy, I was kidding myself. All that planning and reading. I don't have a clue where we're going." "You're doing great. Besides, we never know what we're doing. It always works out. Remember Circe's island?" She snorted. "You made a cute guinea pig." "And Waterland, how you got us thrown off that ride?" "I got us thrown off? That was totally your fault!" "See? It'll be fine." Page 184 "I'm a child of Athena," she insisted. and this is an insult to my intelligence. I won't answer these questions." Part of me was impressed with her for standing up like that. but part of me thought her pride was going to get us all killed. Page 198 I didn't dare call after her, but I didn't like the idea of her approaching the forge on her own. If those things out there could sense a god coming, would Annabeth be safe? The Infamous Page 203(and my favorite part in this book!) "Put your cap back on," I said. "Get out!" "What?" Annabeth shrieked. "No! I'm not leaving you." "I've got a plan. I'll distract them. you can use the metal spider-maybe it'll lead you back to Hephaestus. You have to tell him what's going on." "But you'll be killed!" "I'll be fine. Besides, we've got no choice." Annabeth glared at me like she was going to punch me. And then she did something that surprised me even more. She kissed me. "Be careful, Seaweed Brain." She put on her hat an vanished. I probably would've sat there for the rest of the day, staring at the lava and trying to remember what my name was(aww, so cute! He likes her back! You can tell!), but the sea demons jarred me back to reality. Page 227 Annabeth turned to face the audience. She looked terrible. Her eyes were puffy from crying, but she managed to say, "He was probably the bravest friend I've ever had. He..." Then she saw me. Her face went blood red. "He's right there!" Heads turned. People gasped. "Percy!" Beckendorf(I thought he was dead, no wait, that's the fifth book--I mean, what fifth book?) grinned. A bunch of other kids crowded around me and clapped me on the back. I heard a few curses from the Ares cabin, but Clarisse just rolled her eyes, like she couldn't believe I'd had the nerve to survive. Chiron cantered over and everyone made way for him. "Well," he sighed with obvious relief. "I don't believe I've ever been happier to see a camper return. But you must tell me-" "WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN?" Annabeth interrupted, shoving aside the other campers. I thought she was going to punch me, but instead she hugged me so fiercely she nearly cracked my ribs. The other campers fell silent. Annabeth seemed to realize she was making a scene and pushed me away. "I-we thought you were dead, Seaweed Brain!" "I'm sorry," I said. "I got lost." "LOST?" she yelled. "Two weeks, Percy? Where in the world-" "Annabeth," Chiron interrupted. "Perhaps we should discuss this somewhere more private, shall we? The rest of you, back to your normal activities!" Page 229 Annabeth glared at me. "You are the single most annoying person I have ever met!" And she stormed out of the room. I stared at the doorway. I felt like hitting something. "So much for being the bravest friend she's ever had." "She will calm down," Chiron promised. "She's jealous, my boy." "That's stupid. She's not...it's not like...(Yes she is, percy, get that into your seaweed filled brain)" Chiron chuckled. "It hardly matters. Annabeth is very territorial about her friends in case you haven't noticed. She was quite worried about you. And now that you're back, I think she suspects where you were marooned." Page 244-245 "We'll try, Ms. Jackson," Annabeth said. "Keeping your son safe is a big job, though." She folded her arms and glared out the kitchen window. I picked at my napkin and tried not to say anything. My mom frowned. "What's been going on with you two? Have you been fighting?" Neither of us said anything. "I see," my mom said, and I wondered if she could see through more than just the Mist. It sounded like she understood what was going on with Annabeth and me, but I sure as heck didn't. "Well, remember," she said, "Grover and Tyson are counting on you two." "I know," Annabeth and I said at the same time, which embarrassed me even more. Page 272 Annabeth stood. "The fire's getting low. I'll go look for some more scraps while you guys talk strategy." And she marched off into the shadows. Rachel drew another figure with her stick-an ashy Antaeus dangling from his chains. "Annabeth's not usually like this," I told her. "I don't know what her problem is." Rachel raised her eyebrows. "Are you sure you don't know?" "What do you mean?" "Boys," she muttered. "Totally blind."(Tell 'em girlfriend!) (Yeah, boys are blind, annoying and stupid, If you're a guy and you are offended by this, deal with it! I only speak the truth. Although, some can be not those things.) Page 329 Kampê landed on the Athena command tent, smashing it flat. I ran after her and found Annabeth at my side, keeping pace, her sword in hand. "This might be it," she said. "Could be." "Nice fighting with you, Seaweed Brain." "Ditto." Page 347 Annabeth and I pretty much skirted around each other. I was glad to be with her, but it also kind of hurt, and it hurt when I wasn't with her, too.(Aww, now that's what I call a cute Percabeth moment!) Page 348 I hoped Annabeth would be riding into Manhattan with me, but she only came to see me off. She said she'd arranged to stay at camp a little longer. She would tend to Chiron until his leg was fully recovered, and keep studying Daedalus's laptop, which had engrossed her for the past two months. Then she would head back to her father's place in San Francisco. "There's a private school out there that I'll be going to," she said. 'I'll probably hate it, but..." She shrugged. "Yeah, well, call me, okay?"(No, percy, she won't call you) (Sry, for this, I talk to the book characters) "Sure," she said half-heartedly. "I'll keep my eyes open for..." There it was again. Luke. She couldn't even say his name without opening up a huge box of hurt and worry and anger.(GGRRRRRR!! I hate Luke for getting into this!!) Page 351 "I'm sorry," Annabeth told me. "I-I should get back. I'll keep in touch." "Listen, Annabeth-" I thought about Mount St. Helens, Calypso's Island, Luke, and Rachel Elizabeth Dare, and how suddenly everything had gotten so complicated. I wanted to tell Annabeth that I didn't really want to be so distant from her. Then Argus honked his horn down the road, and I lost my chance. "You'd better get going," Annabeth said. "Take care, Seaweed Brain." She jogged down the hill. I watched her until she reached that cabins(Yup, percy, you wouldwatch her wouldn't you?). She didn't look back once.(Aww, doesn't that let ya down perce? Yeah, that's horrible) Page 352 "You've had a rough summer," he said. "I'm guessing you lost someone important. And...girl trouble?" I stared at him. "How did you know that? Did my mom-"(OMG! he'd just admitted to it!MWAHAHAHAHA!) He held up his hands. 'Your mom hasn't said a thing. And I won't pry. I just know there's something unusual about you, Percy. You've got a lot going on that I can't figure. But I was also fifteen once, and I'm just guessing from your expression...Well, you've had a rough time." Page 358 "You'd better go," Poseidon said. "But, Percy, one last thing you should know. that incident at Mount St. Helens..." For a second I thought he was talking about Annabeth kissing me, and I blushed(Oh, so you did enjoy it?), but then I realized he was talking about something a lot bigger. The Titan's Curse Page 2 "it's okay, Ms. Jackson." Annabeth smiled reassuringly. Her blond hair was tucked into a ski cap and her gray eyes were the same color as the ocean. "We'll keep him out of trouble." Mom seemed to relax a little. She thinks Annabeth is the most levelheaded demigod ever to hit eighth grade. She's sure Annabeth often keeps me from getting killed. she's right, but that doesn't mean I have to like it. Page 12 I looked nervously at Annabeth, then at the groups of girls who were roaming the gym. "Well?" Annabeth said. "Um, who should I ask?"(Wow his head really is full of seaweed) She punched me in the gut. "Me, Seaweed Brain."(Oh, so now she likes him) "Oh. Oh, right." Page 36 He went on asking questions. did I fight a lot with Thalia, since she was a daughter of Zeus? (I didn't answer that one.) If Annabeth's mother was Athena, the goddess of wisdom, then why didn't Annabeth know better than to fall off a cliff? (I tried not to strangle Nico for asking that one.yup, cuz you like her)Was Annabeth my girlfriend? (At this point, I was ready to stick the kid in a meat-flavored sack and throw him to the wolves.)just because you like her, you know you wanted to say yes and scream it to the world) Page 65 I took Annabeth's baseball cap out of my backpack and set it on my nightstand. I'd give it to her when I found her. And I would find her.(So determined, Aphrodite, thank you!) Page 77-78 He gave me the brochure. It was about the Hunters of Artemis. The font read, A WISE CHOICE FOR YOUR FUTURE! Inside were pictures of young maidens doing hunter stuff, chasing monsters, shooting bows. There were captions like: HEALTH BENEFITS: IMMORTALITY AND WHAT IT MEANS FOR YOU! and A BOY-FREE TOMORROW!(Percy probably doesn't like the sound of that for Annabeth, he'd probably say, 'sorry, she's already taken.') "I found that in Annabeth's backpack," Grover said. I stared at him. "I don't understand."(Of course you don't) "Well, it seems to me...maybe Annabeth was thinking about joining." I'd like to say I took the news well.(But you didn't cuz that would mean you didn't care and you do) The truth was, I wanted to strangle the Hunters of Artemis one eternal maiden at a time.(exactly) The rest of the day I tried to keep busy, but I was worried sick about Annabeth.(Of course you would be) Page 80 Then I noticed a pink silk scarf with a label attached to it. I picked up the tag and tried to read it: SCARF OF THE GODDESS APHRODITE RECOVERED AT WATERLAND, DENVER CO., BY ANNABETH CHASE AND PERCY JACKSON I stared at the scarf. I'd totally forgotten about it. Two years ago, Annabeth had ripped this scarf out of my hands and said something like, Oh, no. no love magic for you! I'd just assumed she'd thrown it away. and yet here it was. She'd kept it all this time? And why had she stashed it in the attic? Page 87-88 But Thalia held out her spear. "You want some, Seaweed Brain?" Somehow it was okay when Annabeth called me that-at least, I'd gotten used to it-but hearing it from Thalia was not cool.(Yeah, cuz it's her pet name for you) Page 105-106 "I don't have much time," my mom said. "Percy, whatever you decide, I love you. And I know you'll do what's best for Annabeth." "How can you be sure?" "Because she'd do the same for you."(Yup because she loves you seaweed brain, she loves your seaweed filled brain as much as you love her Wise girlness or owl headness or whatever) Page 184-187 When she smiled at me, just for a moment she looked a little like Annabeth(Of course, because youy think Annabeth is beautiful just like Aphrodite, hey, her name has Aphro in it, like afro, hehe!). Then like this television actress I used to have a crush on in fifth grade. Then...well, you get the idea. "Ah, there you are, Percy," the goddess said. "I am Aphrodite." I slipped into the seat across from her and said something like, "Um uh gah." She smiled. "Aren't you sweet. Hold this, please." She handed me a polished mirror the size of a dinner plate and had me hold it up for her. she leaned forward and dabbed at her lipstick, though I couldn't see anything wrong with it. "Do you know why you're here?" she asked. I wanted to respond. why couldn't I form a complete sentence. She was only a lady. A seriously beautiful lady. With eyes like pools of spring water...Whoa. I pinched my own arm, hard. "I...I don't know," I managed. "Oh, dear," Aphrodite said. "Still in denial?" Outside the car, I could hear Ares chuckling. I had a feeling he could hear every word we said. The idea of him being out there made me angry, and that helped clear my mind. "I don't know what you're talking about," I said. "Well then, why are you on this quest?" "Artemis has been captured!" Aphrodite rolled her eyes. "Oh, Artemis. Please. Talk about a hopeless case. I mean, if they were going to kidnap a goddess, she should be breathtakingly beautiful, don't you think? I pity the poor dears who have to imprison Artemis. Bo-ring!" "But she was chasing a monster," I protested. "A really, really bad monster. We have to find it!" Aphrodite made me hold the mirror a little higher. She seemed to have found a microscopic problem at the corner of her eye and dabbed at her mascara. "Always some monster. But my dear Percy, that is why the others are on this quest. I'm more interested in you." My heart pounded. I didn't want to answer, but her eyes drew an answer right out of my mouth. "Annabeth is in trouble." Aphrodite beamed. "Exactly! "I have to help her," I said. "I've been having these dreams." "Ah, you even dream about her! That's so cute!"(yeah, I know, right, sister?!) "No! I mean...that's not what I meant." She made a tsk-tsk sound. "Percy, I'm on your side. I'm the reason you're here, after all." I stared at her. "What?" "The poisoned T-shirt the Stoll brothers gave Pheobe," she said. "Did you think that was an accident? Sending Blackjack to find you? Helping you sneak out of camp?" "You did that?" "Of course! Because really, how boring these Hunters are! A quest for some monster, blah blah blah. Saving Artemis. Let her stay lost, I say. But a quest for true love-" "Wait a second, I never said-" "Oh, my dear. You didn't need to say it. You do know Annabeth was close to joining the Hunters, don't you?" I blushed.(Yup you would blush) "I wasn't sure-" "She was about to throw her life away! And you my dear, you can save her from that. It's so romantic!" "Uh..." "Oh, put the mirror down," Aphrodite ordered. "I look fine." I hadn't realized I was still holding it, but as soon as I put it down, I noticed my arms were sore. "Now listen up, Percy," Aphrodite said. "The hunters are your enemies. Forget them and Artemis and the monster. That's not important. You just concentrate on finding and saving Annabeth." "Do you know where she is?" Aphrodite waved her hand irritably. "No, no. I leave the details to you. But it's been ages since we've had a good tragic love story." "Whoa, first of all, I never said anything about love. and second, what's up with tragic?" "Love conquers all, " Aphrodite promised.. "Look at Helen and Paris. Did they let anything come between them?" "Didn't they start the Trojan War and get thousands of people killed?" "Pfft. That's not the point. follow your heart." "But...I don't know where it's going. My heart, I mean." (Yeah, you love Annabeth, accept it!) Page 246 I half expected Mrs. Chase to turn into a raving lunatic at the mention of her stepdaughter, but she just pursed her lips and looked concerned. "All right. Do on up to the study and i'll bring you some food." She smile at me. "Nice meeting you, Percy. I've heard a lot about you."(Of course she would) Page 282 "I don't know," she admitted. "But thank you for rescuing me." "Hey, no big deal. We're friends."(No you're not, you are much, much more) "You didn't believe I was dead?" "Never." Page 291 A feeling of panic seized me. "Annabeth," I said under my breath. "Don't." She frowned at me. "What?" "Look, I need to tell you something," I continued. The words came stumbling out of me. "I couldn't stand it if...I don't want you to-" "Percy?" she said. "You look like you're going to be sick." And that's how I felt. I wanted to say more, but my tongue betrayed me. It wouldn't move because of the fear in my stomach. And then Artemis turned. "I shall have a new lieutenant," she announced. "If she will accept it." "No," I murmured. Page 299-300 "Was she giving you a hard time?" Annabeth asked. "No," I said. It's...fine" She studied me with concern. She touched the new streak of gray in my hair that matched hers exactly-our painful souvenir from holding Atlas's burden. There was a lot I'd wanted to say to Annabeth, but Athena had taken the confidence out of me. I felt like I'd been punched in the gut. I do not approve of your friendship with my daughter. "So," Annabeth said. "What did you want to tell me earlier?" The music was playing. People were dancing in the streets. I said "I, uh, was thinking we got interrupted at Westover Hall. And...I think I owe you a dance."(Yup, you would want to dance with her, wouldn't you?) She smiled slowly. "All right, Seaweed Brain."(Yup, she would smile) So I took her hand, and I don't know what everybody else heard, but but to me it sounded like a slow dance: a little sad, but maybe a little hopeful, too. Page 304 "I'll fill you in later," Chiron said with forced cheerfulness. "The important thing is you have prevailed. and you save Annabeth!" Annabeth smiled at me gratefully, which made me look away. The Sea of Monsters Page 12 In social studies, while we were drawing latitude/longitude maps, I opened my notebook and stared at the photo inside-my friend Annabeth on vacation in Washington D.C. She was wearing jeans and a denim jacket over her orange Camp Half-Blood T-shirt. Her blond hair was pulled back in a bandanna. She was standing in front of the Lincoln Memorial with her arms crossed, looking extremely pleased with herself, like she'd personally designed the place. See, Annabeth wants to be an architect when she grows up, so she's always visiting famous monuments and stuff. She's weird that way. She'd emailed me the picture after spring break, and every once in a while I'd look at it just to remind myself she was real and Camp Half-Blood hadn't just been my imagination. I wished Annabeth were here. She'd know what to make of my dream. I'd never admit it to her, but she was smarter than me, even if she was annoying sometimes. Page 22 Annabeth punched him in the nose and knocked him flat. "And you," she told him, "lay off my friend." Page 23 "Annabeth..." I stammered. "How did you...how long have you..." "Pretty much all morning." She sheathed her bronze knife. "I've been trying to find a good time to talk to you, but you were never alone." "The shadow i saw this morning-that was-" My face felt hot. "Oh my gods, were you looking in my bedroom window?" "There's no time to explain!" she snapped, though she looked a little red-faced herself. Page 25 Now, under different circumstances, I would've been really happy to see her. we'd made our peace last summer, despite the fact that her mom was Athena and didn't get along with my dad. I'd missed Annabeth probably more than I'd wanted to admit. Page 85 The only good thing about our punishment was that it gave Annabeth and me a common enemy and lots of time to talk. Page 135 "A half-blood hideout." I looked at Annabeth in awe. 'You made this place?" "Thalia and I," she said quietly. "And Luke." That shouldn't have bothered me. I mean, I knew Thalia and Luke had taken care of Annabeth when she was little. I knew the three of them had been runaways together, hiding from monsters, surviving on their own before Grover found them and tried to get them to Half-Blood Hill. But whenever Annabeth talked about the time she'd spent with them, I kind of felt...I don't know. Uncomfortable? No. That's not the word. The word was jealous. Page 166 I tried to stay mad at her, but it wasn't easy. We'd been through a lot together. she'd saved my life plenty of times. It was stupid of me to resent her. Page 168 "Then why do the gods even let me live? It would be safer to kill me." "you're right." "Thanks a lot." Page 168 I almost didn't recognize her. she was wearing a sleeveless silk dress like C.C.'s, only white. Her blond hair was newly washed and combed and braided with gold. Worst of all, she was wearing makeup, which I never thought Annabeth would be caught dead in. I mean, she looked good. Really good. I probably would've been tongue-tied if I could've said anything except reet, reet, reet. But there was also something totally wrong about it. It just wasn't Annabeth. Page 183 Before I could figure out how to apologize for being such an idiot, she tackled me with a hug, then pulled away just as quickly. "I'm glad you're not a guinea pig." "Me too." I hoped my face wasn't as red as it felt. Page 192 "Don't untie me," she said, "no matter what happens or how much I plead. I'll want to go straight over the edge and drown myself." "Are you trying to tempt me?" "Ha-ha." Page 198 She started to sob-I mean horrible, heartbroken sobbing. she put her head on my shoulder and i held her. Fish gathered to look at us-a school of barracudas, some curious marlins. Scram! I told them. They swam off, but I could tell they went reluctantly. I swear I understood their intentions. They were about to start rumors flying around the sea about the son of Poseidon and some girl at the bottom of siren Bay. "I'll get us back to the ship," I told her. "It's okay.Just hang on." Annabeth nodded to let me know she was better now, then she murmured something I couldn't understand because of the wax in my ears. Page 211 I made a silent promise to the gods that if we survived this, I'd tell Annabeth she was a genius. The frightening thing was, I knew the gods would hold me to it. Page 231 Which reminded me...I still owed the gods a debt. "You're a genius," I told Annabeth quietly. Then I put my head against the Fleece, and before I knew it, I was asleep, too. Page 236 "Percy is too nice," Annabeth grumbled, but I couldn't help thinking that maybe, just maybe, she was a little impressed. I'd surprised her, anyway. And that wasn't easy to do. Page 268 Tyson blushed. The crowd cheered. Annabeth planted a kiss on my cheek. The roaring got a lot louder after that. The Lightning Thief Page 56 The last thing I remember is collapsing on a wooden porch, looking at a ceiling fan circling above me, moths flying around a yellow light, the stern faces of a familiar-looking bearded man and a pretty girl, her blond hair curled like a princess's. They both looked down at me, and the girl said, "He's the one. He must be." Page 63 She was probably my age, maybe a couple of inches taller, and a whole lot more athletic looking. wither her deep tan and her curl blond hair, she was almost exactly what I thought a stereotypical California girl would look like, except her eyes ruined the image. They were startling gray, like storm clouds; pretty, but intimidating, too, as if she were analyzing the best way to take me down in a fight. She glanced at the minotaur horn in my hands, then back at me. I imagined she was going to say, You killed a minotaur! or Wow, you're so awesome! or something like that. Instead she said, "You drool when you sleep." Page 92 Annabeth stared at me. I couldn't tell whether she was just grossed out or angry at me for dousing her. "What?" I demanded. "What are you thinking?" "I'm thinking," she said, "that I want you on my team for capture the flag." Page 93 "Annabeth, I'm sorry about the toilets." "Whatever." "It wasn't my fault." She looked at me skeptically, and I realized it was my fault. Page 119 She pushed ahead, leaving me in the dust. "Okay," I mumbled. "Glad you wanted me on your team." Page 123 I was about to join the celebration when Annabeth's voice, right next to me in the creek, said, "Not bad, hero." I looked, but she wasn't there. "Where the heck did you learn to fight like that?" she asked. Page 147-148 "I've been waiting a long time for a quest, seaweed brain," she said. "Athena is no fan of Poseidon, but if you're going to save the world, I'm the best person to keep you from messing up. "If you do say so yourself," I said. "I suppose you have a plan, wise girl?" Her cheeks colored. "Do you want your help or not?" The truth was, I did. Page 169 After a few minutes, Annabeth fell in line next to me. "Look, I..." Her voice faltered. "I appreciate your coming back for us, okay? That was really brave." "We're a team, right?" Page 170 "You're pretty good with that knife," I said. "You think so?" "Anybody who can piggyback-ride a Fury is okay by me." I couldn't really see, but I thought she might've smiled. Page 185 "Forget it," I said. "You're impossible." "You're insufferable." You're-" "Hey!" Grover interrupted. "You two are giving me a migraine, and satyrs don't even get migraines." Page 187 I looked at Annabeth, daring her to criticize. She didn't. Page 198 I tried not to drool in my sleep, since Annabeth was sitting right next to me. Page 200 I wanted to make Annabeth feel better, but I didn't know how. Page 202 "Can't we work together a little?" I pleaded. "I mean, didn't Athena and Poseidon ever cooperate?" Annabeth had to think about it. "I guess...the chariot," she said tentatively. "My mom invented it, but Poseidon created horses out of the crests of waves. So they had to work together to make it complete." "Then we can cooperate, too. Right?" We rode into the city, Annabeth watching as the Arch disappeared behind a hotel. "I suppose," she said at last. Page 217 Annabeth stood behind him, trying to look angry, but even she seemed relieved to see me. "We can't leave you alone for five minutes! What happened?" Page 234 "Are you kidding?" she looked at me as if I'd just dropped from the moon. Her cheeks were bright red. "What's the problem now?" I demanded. "Me, go with you to the...the 'Thrill Ride of Love'? how embarrassing is that? What if somebody saw me?" "Who's going to see you?" But my face was burning now, too. Leave it to a girl to make everything complicated. "Fine," I told her. "I'll do it myself." But when I started down the side of the pool, she followed me, muttering about how boys always messed things up. Page 247 "Hey," Annabeth said, "I'm sorry for freaking out back at the water park, Percy." "That's okay." "It's just..." she shuddered. "Spiders." "Because of the Arachne story," I guessed. "She got turned into a spider for challenging your mom to a weaving contest, right?" Annabeth nodded. "Arachne's children have been taking revenge on the children of Athena ever since. If there's a spider within a mile of me, it'll find me. I hate the creepy little things. Anyway, I owe you." "We're a team, remember?" I said. Page 251 "So if the gods fight," I said, "will things line up the way they did with the Trojan War? will it be Athena versus Poseidon?" She put her head against the backpack Ares had given us, and closed her eyes. "I don't know what my mom will do. I just know I'll fight next to you." "Why?" "Because you're my friend, Seaweed Brain. any more stupid questions? I couldn't think of a n answer for that. Fortunately, I didn't have to. Annabeth was asleep. Page 257 "Why can't you place a blessing like that on us?" I asked. "It only works on wild animals." "So it would only affect Percy," Annabeth reasoned. Page 290 Annabeth grabbed hold of my hand. Under normal circumstances, this would've embarrassed me, but I understood how she felt. She wanted reassurance that somebody else was alive on this boat. Page 306 Annabeth and I looked at each other. I could tell she was nursing an idea probably the same one she'd gotten during the taxi ride to L.A., but she was too scared to share it. That was enough to terrify me. Page 370 Annabeth sat next to me, holding my nectar glass and dabbing a washcloth on my forehead. "Here we are again," I said. "You idiot," Annabeth said, which is how I know she was overjoyed to see me conscious. Page 374 She pursed her lips. "You won't try anything stupid during the school year, will you? At least...not without sending me an Iris-message?" I managed a smile. "I won't go looking for trouble. I usually don't have to." "When I get back next summer," she said, "we'll hunt down Luke. We'll ask for a quest, but if we don't get approval, we'll sneak off and do it anyway. Agreed?" "Sounds like a plan worthy of Athena." She held out her hand. I shook it. "Take care, Seaweed Brain," Annabeth told me. Keep your eyes open." "You too, Wise Girl." Page 375 She touched Thalia's pine tree, then allowed herself to be lead over the crest and into the mortal world. For the first time at camp, I felt truly alone. The Demigod Files The Bronze Dragon Page 34-36 On the blue team were Hephaestus's cabin, Apollo, Hermes, and me—the only demigod in Poseidon's cabin. The bad news was that for once, Athena and Ares—both war god cabins—were against us on the red team, along with Aphrodite, Dionysus, and Demeter. Athena's cabin held the other flag, and my friend Annabeth was their captain. Annabeth is not somebody you want as an enemy. Right before the game, she strolled up to me. "Hey, seaweed brain." "Will you stop calling me that?" She knows I hate that name, mostly because I never have a good comeback. She's the daughter of Athena, which doesn't give me a lot of ammunition. I mean,Owl-head and Wise Girl are kind of lame insults. "You know you love it." She bumped me with her shoulder, which I guess was supposed to be friendly, but she was wearing full Greek armor, so it kind of hurt. Her gray eyes sparkled under the helmet. Her blond ponytail curled around one shoulder. It was hard for anyone to look cute in combat armor, but Annabeth pulled it off. "Tell you what." She lowered her voice. "We're going to crush you tonight, but if you pick a safe position—like right flank, for instance—I'll make sure you don't get pulverized too much." "Gee, thanks," I said, "but I'm playing to win." She smiled. "See you on the battlefield." She jogged back to her teammates, who all laughed and gave her highfives. I'd never seen her so happy, like the chance to beat me up was the best thing that had ever happened to her. Beckendorf walked up with his helmet under his arm. "She likes you, man." "Sure," I muttered. "She likes me for target practice." "Nah, they always do that. A girl starts trying to kill you, you know she's into you." "Makes a lot of sense." Beckendorf shrugged. "I know about these things. You ought to ask her to the fireworks." I couldn't tell if he was serious. Beckendorf was lead counselor for Hephaestus. He was this huge African American dude with a permanent scowl, muscles like a pro ballplayer, and hands calloused from working in the forges his whole life. He'd just turned eighteen and was on his way to NYU in the fall. Since he was older, I usually listened to him about stuff, but the idea of asking Annabeth to the Fourth of July fireworks down at the beach—like, the biggest dating event of the summer—made my stomach do somersaults. Page 48 "If I was going to pick one person in the world to reattach my head," I said, "I'd pick you." I just blurted it out—to give her confidence, I guess—but immediately I realized it sounded pretty stupid. "Awww. . ." Silena sniffled and wiped her eyes. "Percy, that is so sweet!" Annabeth blushed. "Shut up, Silena. Hand me your dagger." I was afraid Annabeth was going to stab me with it. Page 59 Annabeth came up to me and squeezed my shoulder. "Hey, seaweed brain, you okay?" "Fine... I guess." I was thinking how close I'd come to being chopped into demigod hash in the dragon's mouth. "You did great." Annabeth's smile was a lot nicer than that stupid dragon's. "You, too," I said shakily. Page 60-61 Watching them, with my arm around Annabeth for support, I felt pretty uncomfortable. I silently cursed Beckendorf for being so brave, and I don't mean for facing the dragon. After three years, he'd finally gotten the courage to ask Silena Beauregard out. It wasn't fair. "You know," Annabeth said as we struggled along, "it wasn't the bravest thing I've ever seen." I blinked. Had she been reading my thoughts? "Um... what do you mean?" Annabeth gripped my wrist as we stumbled through a shallow creek. "You stood up to the dragon so Beckendorf would have his chance to jump—now that was brave." "Or pretty stupid." "Percy, you're a brave guy," she said. "Just take the compliment. I swear, it is so hard?" We locked eyes. Our faces were, like, two inches apart. My chest felt a little funny, like my heart was trying to do jumping jacks. "So..." I said. "I guess Silena and Charlie are going to the fireworks together." "I guess so," Annabeth agreed. "Yeah," I said. "Um, about that—" I don't know what I would've said, but just then, three of Annabeth's siblings from the Athena cabin burst out of the bushes with their swords drawn. Page 63 But Annabeth just smiled and put us in jail. As she was heading back to the front line, she turned and winked. "See you at the fireworks?" She didn't even wait for my answer before darting off into the woods. I looked at Beckendorf. "Did she just... ask me out?" He shrugged, completely disgusted. "Who knows with girls? Give me a haywire dragon, any day." Interview with ANNABETH CHASE, Daughter of Athena Page 70-71 Of all of your Camp Half-Blood friends, who would you most like to have with you in battle? Annabeth: Oh, Percy. No contest. I mean, sure he can be annoying, but he's dependable. He's brave and he's a good fighter. Normally, as long as I'm telling him what to do, he wins in a fight. Page 71 You've been known to call Percy "Seaweed Brain" from time to time. what's his most annoying quality? Annabeth: Well, I don't call him that because he's so bright, do I? I mean, he's not dumb. He's actually pretty intelligent, but he acts so dumb sometimes. I wonder if he does it just to annoy me. The guy has a lot going for him. He's courageous. He's got a sense of humor. He's good-looking, but don't you dare tell him I said that. Where was I? Oh yeah, so he's got a lot going for him, but he's so...obtuse. That's the word. I mean he doesn't see really obvous stuff, like the way people feel, even when you're giving him hints, and being totally blatant. What? No, I'm not talking about anyone or anything in particular! I'm just making a general statement. Why does everyone always think...agh! Forget it(No I won't forget it, everyone knows and is going to remember it) Copy and paste this acronym if you love Percy Jackson: Perseus Jackson. Savior of Olympus. Electricity. That's what will shock you if you mess with Thalia Grace. Riptide. Percy's lethal ballpoint pen. Clarisse. That's who will go after you if you beat her in a battle. (And you don't want an angry Clarisse. It's bad enough when she's not angry.) Yellow duffle bags. Helped Percy, Tyson, and Annabeth. Jason Grace. Thalia's "lost" little brother. Annabeth Chase. Percy's girlfriend and official architect of Olympus. Chiron. Trainer of heroes. Kaleidoscope. What Piper's eyes look like to Jason. Son of Neptune. The book we can't wait for. Olympus. Home of the gods. Nemesis. Ethan's mother. Don't worry, she's getting her revenge on his death. Apollo. The god of music, prophecy, sanity, truth, poetry, reason, healing, disease, archery, and the sun. He's awesomeful! Never back down. The phrase that reminds me of TLO. Dionysus. The god of wine. (More like the god of Diet Coke.) Thalia Grace. Hunter of Artemis and daughter of Zeus. Hephaestus. The father of our favorite fire boy. ;) Empathy link. What Grover and Percy have. Saved Grover's life a couple of times. Officers. The immortal skeletons dressed up as officers. Lupa. The she-wolf we all want to know about. Morpheus. The gods of dreams. Put NYC asleep during TLO. Persephone. The kidnapped wife of Hades. Believes every hero is brave and wants to give them a chance. Illiterates. Many kids believe some of the demigods are illiterates. Artemis. Goddess of the Hunt. Has hunters, including Thalia. Nothing lasts forever. Even the gods. Sparky. Jason's nickname according to me! If you're a demigod add yourself onto the list and post this on your profile. Shorty/Kris KG/Lizzy' Wisegirl 101/Lindsay Seaweed Brain 013/Sebz Cloudy Alore/Faye XxxBellxXxGirlxxX76/Bells xXtheshadowhuntressxX annapercy1 Hula The new Ace of spies 7cerberus7 storyteller221/Kali Lenor AthenaPersephone14 Laserfire JBaddict1234 SeaweedGirl1 AnikaandAj/ Aj kimgal99 USA11Soccer Mrs.PercyPotter Linkeagleandzen PJO QUESTIONS 1. If you could hang out anywhere in Camp Half-Blood, where would it be? The woods 2. Which PJatO Character Would You Date? A girl from Athena cabin but not Annabeth because I'm a percabeth supporter 3. Which PJatO Character Is Your Best Friend? Athena 4. Which PJatO Character Do You Hate? Kronos 5. Your Favorite PJatO book? The Lost Hero 6. Your Favorite PJatO Character? Jason Grace 7. Favorite God or Goddess? Appolo-he seems the most allowing of Percey's existence right after Poseidon 8. Percy walks up to you, what do you do? ask him to teach me sword play 9. You just got 2 tickets to go see a concert, who do you take with you? Appolo because I'm sure he'd appriciate it since it's art 10. You accidentally got stranded on a deserted island...who got stranded with you? Poseidon-to get me the heck off of it 11. Hermes asked you to help him repopulate Olympus...what is your answer to this disturbing question? "Think you need Titans for that" 12. Favorite PJatO Pairing? PERCABETH!!!!!!! 13. You and the Big Three are on Olympus...?? "Oh...my...God...s, your'e real... well I figured as much, but still...Di'Immortalis 14. If you could spend your Friday Nights doing something, what would it be? depends 15. Favorite PJatO Quote? "Percey... You are not the Hero"-Hestia(I think) 16. Favorite Percy Moment? turning down godhood to make life (if only slightly) easier for demigods 17. Favorite Nico Moment? when he first enters camp half blood and asks about the introductory video "G or PG, cuz Bianca only..."then Chiron sais "It's PG13" Nico"Cool!" 18. Favorite god or goddess Moment? Mr. D letting percy go after capturing him in grape vines(TC) 19. Favorite Grover Moment? running out of cave in a wedding dress 20. Favorite Random Moment? percabeth underwater kiss If you can read this message, you are blessed because over two billion people in the world cannot read at all: I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas toghuht slpeling was ipmorantt! tahts so cool! If you could read that put it in your profile 20 Percy Jackson Questions 1. Percabeth or Prachel? Percabeth 2. Favorite guy character? Percy Jackson 3. Favorite girl character? Annabeth Chase 4. Favorite God? Appollo 5. Favoite Goddess? Artemis 6. Zeus, Poseidon or Hades? Poseidon 7. Is Luke hot? No I'm a guy 8. Would you join the hunters? Heck no! I'm a guy 9. Archery or sword fighting? Swordplay 10. Iris messaging or Hermes express? Iris Messaging 11. Favorite minor God/Goddess? Morpheus 13. Least favorite? Melinoe 14. Would you live year round at Camp Half-Blood or just go in the summer? Year Round 15. Favorite couple? How is this differant from favorite pairing? PERCABETH and in no way at all 16. Are you a demi-god? Yes,Yes,Yes,Yes!!!! 17. Who would be your parent? Poseidon or Athena 18. Favorite minor character? Clarrisse 19. Ethan or Luke?Luke he's alot more of a good villan 20. Favorite monster? Cerberus If you believe every person with any race should be accepted everywhere, copy and paste this on your profile. If you believe every gay, bi, lesbain, transgender and straight person should be accepted anywhere, copy and paste this on your profile. If you believe every person with any religious or non religious views should be accepted everywhere, copy and paste this on your profile. Let's make a change. We're all humans with brains and hearts. Let's put them to good use. If you're ready to accept everybody, add your name to the list and copy and paste this to your profile: Mrs.PercyPotter Goodgoodle MarriatcheBandsAreKewl Animals xXtwilightluvr Linkeagleandzen I TRULY BELIEVE IN GOD WITH ALL OF MY HEART. HE ALLOWED HIS ONLY SON TO DIE ON THE CROSS FOR OUR SINS. IT'S REALLY COOL BECAUSE, NO MATTER HOW MUCH I SAY I LOVE GOD, I KNOW THAT HE WILL ALWAYS LOVE ME MORE. TRFUE STORY: A teenage girl, about 17, named Diane, had gone to visit some friends one evening, and time passed quickly as each shared his/her various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town, and she lived only a few blocks away. As she walked under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley, she noticed a man standing at the end as though he was waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped around her; she felt though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely. The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley way just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recogize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she can identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man have been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they can do for her. She asked if they can ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98% of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93% of the people that read this won't repost it? Repost this if you truly believe in God. PS: God is always there in your heart and loves you no matter what, and if you stand up for him he will stand up for you. (Amen to that!) 97% of teens would cry if they saw Robert Pattinson (Edward Cullen from Twilight) standing on top of a skyscraper, about to jump. If you're one of the 3% who would sit there eating popcorn screaming "DO A FLIP, YOU SPARKLY FAGGOT!" then copy and paste! “I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no fucking way Paper can beat Rock. Paper is supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? Why the hell can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why isn't notebook paper constantly suffocating students while they take notes in class? I'll tell you why: because paper can't beat anybody; a rock would tear that shit up in two seconds. When I play rock, paper, scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to beat me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my already clenched fist and say, ‘Oh shit, I'm sorry. I thought paper would protect you!’" 500 things to do at wal-mart 1. Take shopping carts for the express purpose of filling them and stranding them at strategic locations. |
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