Name: You may try to find out.

Age: How dare you ask!

Hair colour: Very dark brown - natural for now! :D

Gender: If you still didn't understand - female

Horoscope: Cancer, Dragon year

Little warning: English is not my native language, thats why I may have and I do have mistakes. Tons of them. I am SORRY! But you have been warned!

Quotes:

"If you're going through Hell, keep going." - Winston Churchill

"I intend to live forever. So far, so good." - Steven Wright

"Cancer is a water. Dragon is a fire. Who am I? Steam!" - me

"Aw, crap!" - Darien Fawkes from I-Man

"Life is like a field of roses. With all thorns" - me

"You're evil!" - "Yes, I know and I'm proud of it!" - my friend and I

"You're terminator in math!" - my friend

"Intel inside, Idiot outside" - I read this somewhere

"Let's check the damage and cause some more" - Marik (I read that in some profile. I love this quote!)

"It's better to regret things you've done than regret things you haven't done" - my mother

"I said I'm trying, I didn't say I succeed" - me (to my driving instructor - good old times ;) )

"I have good reaction and even better brakes. And you?" - me (it should be bumper sticker ;) )

"I need computer!" - "Just a second..." (silence) "Now!" - "I need finish this one!" (silence) "In this century!" - me and my brother

"Elizabeth!" (turns to Mister Gibbs) "Hide the rum!" - Captain Jack Sparrow, Pirates of the Carribean: Dead man's chest

"Hello, sick people!" - Dr. House, House M.D.

"Want to change your life? Do something!" Dr. House, House M.D.

"Hey, I'm Dr. Rodney McKay! Difficult takes few seconds, impossible - a few minutes!" Dr. Rodney McKay, Stargate Atlantis: Brainstorm

"Stop saving the world and get a hobby." - Seto Kaiba

"Screw rules! I have money!" - Seto Kaiba

"Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe is winning." - Rich Cook

user_ : "I'm a newbie and I have problem with... . Please help me!" ;;; @guru : "We all are newbies, only advanced!" - from my friend, I'm not sure from where he got that

Despite the tons of examples and docs, mod_rewrite is voodoo. Damned cool voodoo, but still voodoo. – Brian Moore (this and the previous two quotes are professional jokes, so don't feel bad if you don't get their meaning :) )

"Infinite are only Universe and human stupidity. About Universe I'm not so sure." - Albert Einstein

"The only thing that interferes with my learning is my education." - Albert Einstein

"Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one." - Albert Einstein

"The significant problems of our time cannot be solved by the same level of thinking that created them." - Albert Einstein

"Pray to God, but keep rowing toward the shore." - Chinese Proverb

"Better to keep your mouth shut and appear stupid than to open it and remove all doubt." - Mark Twain

"A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on." - Sir Winston Churchill

"You say I'm a bitch like it's a bad thing?!" - anonymous

"Well aren't we a bloody ray of sunshine?" - anonymous

"Back off!! You're standing in my aura." - anonymous

"Don't worry. I forgot your name too." - anonymous

"Not all men are annoying. Some are dead." - anonymous

"Chaos, panic and disorder ... my work here is done." - anonymous

"Earth is full. Go home." - anonymous

"I pretend to work. They pretend to pay me." - anonymous

"You! Off my planet!" - anonymous

"do NOT interrupt my moment of insanity" - Bakura, "Fate's Card"(by FireChaos)

"DEAR SWEET MOTHER OF RA GET ME OUT OF HERE!!" - Bakura , "Bridging the Gap" (by ahilty)

"LEAVE ME ALONE! THE VOICE IN MY HEAD IS HEARING A VOICE IN HIS HEAD!" - Ryou Bakura, "Bridging the Gap" (by ahility)

Simple math: Yami and Bakura, ganging up on him, equals Malik getting beaten up and sent for a month into the Shadow Realm, which equaled - not good. - Malik's (Marik's) thoughts, "Art of Shadow Magic"(by Yami Nocturna)

“Oh, Bakura, we know perfectly that you don’t like that, but what can you offer?" “Put your soul in the Shadow Realm and look how much time do you need to get out, Marik.” - Marik and Bakura, "When there is more than you wait", my fanfiction

--Again a normal person!--
/Who do you call normal?/ Marik frowned.
--At least you don’t have another soul in your head--
/Oh, met Bakura!/ Marik smirked. - Marik and Sorting Hat, "When there is more than you wait", my fanfiction

You probably wonder why there are my and my friends and my family's qoutes if I don't speek English. Well, I translated them!

Now please be so kind and read my story! It is my very first in all my life (except school asignements, but it is different story!). I'm waiting reviews! Any kind! I'm running out of ideas!