ScythesRule18
 Author has written 2 stories for Deadman Wonderland/デッドマン・ワンダーランド, and Misc. Anime/Manga. 10/7/12 Sorry I haven't been updating. Computer had to defrag (whatever that means) and I haven't come up with anything half-decent. I will update soon, probably later today. 8.1.13 I need to request two very itty bitty favors of everyone who reads my stories. 1) If you leave a review, I like constructive criticism and praise and request for more chapter/adding a pairing/etc HOWEVER please do not read any fics that have pairings you dislike or an anime/book/show/video game you dislike. And if you do, please refrain from any rude reviews like this (Found on Kid's Dirty Little Secret) Anonymous: Why does Kid have to be gay can;t he just be a nice guy who dresses nicely? All pairings are my opinion. If you do not like a pairing I have, you don't have to read the fic. 2) PleasepleasepleasePLEASE read my story Love, MX. I've worked really hard on it for the past year and I'd appreciate it if as many people as possible read it and gave some tips or something. It'll help me in the future with more original stories. ;) Favorite Pairings: SoKi (soul eater) Least Favorite Pairings: 20 Ways To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity 1. At Lunch Time , Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down. 2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice. 3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that. 4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label it " In". 5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso. 6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks , Write "For Smuggling Diamonds". 7. Finish All Your sentences with "In Accordance With The Prophecy". 8. Don't use any punctuation. 9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk. 10. Order a Diet Water when ever you go out to eat, with a serious face. 11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go". 12. Sing Along At The Opera. 13. Go To A Poetry Recital. And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme? 14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area and Play tropical Sounds All Day. 15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You're Not In the Mood. 16. Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your Wrestling Name, Rock Bottom. 17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won! I Won!" 18. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The Parking lot, Yelling "Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!" 19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner, "Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go." 20. And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity . Send This In An E-mail To Someone To Make Them Smile! 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While he only makes it to 12 before hitting the floor, she can do up to 16 and still be mildly awake, but very imbalanced Demitri's always felt a strong protection for Soleil ever since they met and due to the reason they met. He even sleeps in her bed with her if she has nightmares of Medusa's experiments Naomi had a knot in her neck for several years, so her nervous habit is to rub the back of her neck to try to prevent another knot. Hoshi gets one piercing on his body every year he's been apart from Kid. He has one on each ear, snake bites, and an eyebrow piercing. THE NARUTARD SURVEY! NARUTARDS UNITE! 1. Who is your favorite Naruto character(s)? Sakura (in shippuden), Gaara, and Deidara 2. What is your favorite pairing(s)? NaruHina, ItaDei 3. Are you a Naruto yaoi, yuri or hentai fan? Yaoi 4. Ever cosplayed Naruto characters? If so, who, where and how many times? None but Inner Sakura is on the list 5. List your collection of Naruto junk and merchandise, if any: Eleven posters, and volume 53 of manga 6. Have you ever felt that you were destined to be with a Naruto character? If so, who? *shrugs* I guess probably Hinata 7. NaruHina or KibaHina? NaruHina!!! 8. SasuSaku or SasuNaru? SasuNaru! Sakura does not belong in the yaoi car. 9. Which team is your favorite? Sand Siblings! 10. Do you support the obito theory? (Tobi=Obito) Yes.I believe Obito stole his eyes. AND I WAS SO RIGHT EVEN BACK IN 2011! 11. Do you support the 'Yondaime is Naruto's father' theory? Um, what was the purpose of 53? 12. Your favorite Akatsuki member? Deidara-senpai! 13. Are you Pro-Sasuke or Anti-Sasuke? Pro-Sasuke for his hot clothes 14. Have you seen all Naruto episodes so far (including Shippuden and fillers)? Not even close 15. Have you read all the chapters so far? I've read, like, four chapters 16. Do you believe Naruto has ADD? No 17. Sub or dub? Sub, except the episodes with Killer B. 18. Pro-Sakura or Anti-Sakura? I like her in Shippuden 19. Tobi = Annoying or funny? Neither, he is evil! 20. Do you even know who Tobi is? Obito, duh. AND I WAS CORRECT 21. Gai = Sexy beast or Ugly nerd? Ugly Beast 22. Which character would be the best crossdresser? Kakashi, In a miniskirt 23. Rock Lee = Weird or Awesome? AWESOME! 24. Which character would be best OOC? Who and how? I think Sakura would be pretty funny. Either that, or Gaara. 25. Do you like Naruto fanfics? Yeah! 26. Do you write Naruto fanfics? A few in the works 27. Do you like lemons? Not really 28. Do your parents know about the Naruto characters? My mom humors me by listening. My dad doesn't even know their names. 29. Have you watched the Naruto Abridged Series? No 30. Have you seen The Naruto Ultimate Fanflashes? No. 31. Have you ever gotten someone else hooked on Naruto? No 32. Have you ever been drawing Naruto in school and has someone recognized it? Yes I drew a crappy Gaara and Aniki recognized it 34. Has Naruto affected your school life and grades? No 35. Are you broke thanks to Naruto? Drugs would be cheaper . 36. Do you want to read Icha Icha Paradise? Never. 37. Do you support the 'Yondaime is the Akatsuki Leader' theory? no! 38. Do you draw Naruto fanart? If so, count how many there are in your gallery. Yes. I have...like forty stick figures and Sharingan. 39. Is Sasuke still sexy in his second stage of the cursed seal? Little bit. 40. Do you have a Naruto OC? Yeah, I have a lot 41. Looking back at some of your answers, do you think Naruto has taken over your life? What do you think? If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you think you are.) (Ichose the ones That apply to me) I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, SO I WILL GO TO HECK I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo. I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend. I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life. I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention. I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual. I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser. I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly. I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil. I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone. I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't. I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling freak I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser. I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak. I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker. I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled. I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak(yeah, right. make me mad and I'll kick your butt!) I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo. I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with my past boyfriends I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future. I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE. I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER. I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED. I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST. I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY. I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean. I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid. I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian. I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting. - YOUR GUY SIDE - You love hoodies. - YOUR GIRL SIDE - You wear lip gloss/stick. Total: Only 9 Light Total: 4 Ryuk x You love apples. Total: 7 L x You love candy Total: 7 Conclusion: I am an anime detective, so I don't need logic, but I'm also a shinigami A true friend sees the 1st tear, catches the 2nd, and slaps the jerk that causes the 3rd. Call me what you want; I really don't care. But if you insult my friends...see here, buddy, let's take a walk. Let me give you a little hint: call the police you stupid little annoyance, 'cause there's about to be a murder. I pray for wisdom to understand him, love to forgive him, and patience for his moods. Because if I pray for strength, I'll just beat the snot out of him. You're my best friend in the whole world. I would do anything for you. And since I know you would want me to stay safe, I'll trip you if zombies start chasing us. I only seem like a smart person 'cause I'm surrounded by dumb people. Well, aren't we just a ray of sunshine. Trust no man, fear no woman. Hating me won't make you pretty. Don't underestimate me, pal. See this smile? It's not really a smile. It's a destraction so I can punch you in the face. MENtal anxiety, MENtal breakdown, MENstrual cramps, MENopause... Did you ever notice how all of out problems begin with MEN? May God have mercy on my enemies, 'cause I sure as heck won't. It's a beautiful day... now watch some butthole mess it up. I swear, officer. I didn't punch her; I just high-fived her face. Didn't give a crud yesterday, don't give a crud today, probably won't give a crud tomorrow. He who laughs last didn't get it, and he who laughs first has the dirtiest mind. Most women say that men should have to suffer through periods like us; not me. If men had periods, they'd brag about the size of their tampons. Therapy pays off later; screaming obsentities and beating the snot out of people pays off now. It takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 to smile, and 4 to reach out and slap someone. Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up. A friend will comfort you when he rejects you, but a best friend will go up to him and say "Its because your gay isn't it?" When your are in jail a friend will bail you out, but a best friend will be sitting right next to you saying "dang that was fun!" There cannot be a crisis this week; my schedule is filled. "Did you just fall?" "No. I attacked the ground." "Backwards?" "I'm freaking talented!" *3AM Phone Call* "Are you asleep?" "No, I'm skydiving." People say "Guns don't kill people, People kill people!" Well, I think guns help. If you stood there and yelled Bang, I don't think you'd kill too many people. Cheer up, the worst is yet to come. I'm not crazy. My reality is just different then yours. Pac-Man ghosts: the first stalkers. 364 days of the year, parents tell their kids not to take candy from strangers, yet on Halloween, its encouraged! Why is that? Be insane... because well behaved girls never made history. Most people learn by observation, and there are the few who learn by experimentation. And then there are those who actually TOUCH the fire to see if it's really hot. One day your prince will come. Mine? Oh,he just took a wrong turn,got lost,and is to stubborn to ask directions. When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it. Where does life get all these lemons? Death is life's way of telling you you're fired. I'm not afraid to die. I just don't want to be there when it happens. HOT SURFACE, DO NOT TOUCH! Hmmm, I wonder how hot is hot... AHHH!!!! I wonder how police on bikes arrest people. "Alright, get in the basket." Everything is funny as long as it's happening to someone else. Don't worry about the world ending today because it's already tomorrow in Australia! Why do we teach kids that violence is not the answer and then have them read about wars in school that solved America's problems? A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice. You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it. You can twist my my words into lies. You can change my appearance so I don't recognize myself when I look in a mirror. You can posion my mind with your malicious thoughts. But no matter what, you can't bend my will. You can't change who I am. We're not retreating...we are simply advancing in another direction. Never do anything you wouldn't want to explain to the paramedics. Flying is simple. You just throw yourself at the ground and miss. Most people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them. It’s not cheating unless you get caught. When I die, I want to go peacefully in my sleep like my Grandfather did, not screaming like the passengers in his car. If you tickle me I'm not responsible for your injuries. I'm smiling because they haven't found the bodies yet. I watched PG-13 movies when I was 12 without my parents. OOH! REBEL! I'm so good at sleep, I can do it with my eyes closed. I don't stalk, I observe. ALL YOU NEED IS LOVE!. . . Oxygen helps too. I'd take a bullet for you. Not in the head, like in the leg or something. Worst. Idea. Ever. [pause] Let's do it. People who investigate noises in horror movies deserve to die. It's better to have loved and lost than to live with the physco for the rest of your life. I've probably learned more from Google than I have from school. I laugh at the GUYS that work at Subway because they have to make me a sandwhich. If a guy says you're "hot" he's looking at your body. If he says you're "pretty" he's looking at your face. If he says you're "beautiful" he's looking at your soul :) Frozen computer. Maybe if I click EVERYWHERE it will work again. Don't judge me because I'm quiet. No one plans a murder out loud. If good things come to those who wait, isn't procrastination a virtue? When I was little "I will tell your mother" was the biggest comeback ever. I'm not easily distr. . .OMG! SHINY! Anyone ever notice that studying is like putting student and dying together. TEXTING FACEBOOK = TEXTBOOK See? I'm studying. I'm not weird, I'm limited edition. It takes skill to trip over a flat surface. I have that skill. "I'm a ninja." "No you're not." "Did you see that?" "See what?" "Exactly." "Can I go to the bathroom?" "I don't know, can you?" ". . .I will pee on your floor." For the people who don't know me, they think I'm quiet. For the people who do know me, they wish I was. Hi spider, nice spider, let me pet you with my shoe. . .good spider. Move out of the way children. I've been waiting 11 years to see Toy Story 3. Facebook is the only place where it's acceptable to talk to a wall. Paper beats rock? Ok. I'll throw a rock at you and you defend yourself with paper. Just say no to drugs. Because if your drugs are talking to you, you've probably had too many. EVER WONDER Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin? Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"? Why is "abbreviated" such a long word? Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"? Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons? Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker? Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour? Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food? When dog food is new and improved tasting, who tests it? Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections? Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together? If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress? If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal? In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed through stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods: On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. ( That's the only time I have to work on my hair). On a bag of Fritos: You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (The shoplifter special)? On a bar of Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap." (And that would be how??...) On some Swanson frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost." (But, it's "just" a suggestion). On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down." (Well...duh, a bit late, huh)! On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." (...And you thought??...) On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (But wouldn't this save me more time?) On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off of those forklifts.) On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (And.. .I'm taking this because??...) On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (As opposed to...what?) On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (Now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.) On Sunsbury's Peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (Talk about a news flash) On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts." (Step 3: maybe, uh...fly Delta?) On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly." (I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.) On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals." (...Was there a lot of this happening somewhere?) JUNE: Thinks far with vision. Easily influenced by kindness. Polite and soft-spoken. Having ideas. Sensitive. Active mind. Hesitating, tends to delay (Why there aren't many stories are up). Choosy and always wants the best. Temperamental. Funny and humorous. Loves to joke. Good debating skills. Talkative. Daydreamer Friendly. Knows how to make friends. Able to show character. Easily hurt. Prone to getting colds (Never had one in my life). Loves to dress up. Easily bored. Fussy. Seldom shows emotions. Takes time to recover when hurt. Brand conscious. Executive. Stubborn. If you hate Twilight with the white hot intensity of a thousand suns, copy and paste this into your profile, grab a bat, and let's find Robert Pattinson! S-something W-we A-Americans G-got 10 Facts About You 1. You're reading this right now 2. You're realizing that is a stupid fact 4. You didn't notice I skipped three 5. You're checking right now 6. You're smiling 7. You're still reading this even though it is stupid 9. You didn't realize I skipped eight 10. You're checking again and smiling about how you fell for it again 11. You're enjoying this 12. You didn't realize there's only supposed to be ten facts You got a problem with me? Solve it. Can't stand me? Sit down. Can't face me? Turn around. You think I'm tripping? Tie my shoe. If you like me, great. If you hate me, even better. You think you know me? YOU HAVE NO IDEA!!! A message to haters: You don't have to love me. You don't even have to like me, but you will respect me! Haters gonna hate. Potatoes gonna potate Waiters gonna wait Alligators gonna alligate :) Things You Don't Want to Hear While in Surgery #Wait, if that's the slpeen, then what's this? #Ya know... there's big money in kidneys... and this guy's got two of 'em #Ok, now take a picture from this angle. This is truly a freak of nature. #This patient has already had some kids, am I correct? #BO BO! Come back with that! Bad dog! 10 BEST THINGS ABOUT BEING A GIRL 10. We can wear guy clothes, but if they wear ours they get funny looks 9. At least one girl always survives in horror movies 8. We can put cotton between our toes and paint our nails without feeling the least bit silly 7. Our magazines have horiscopes 6. Girls with guy first names like Taylor sound cool, but it doesn't work the other way around 5. Our friends don't say "hi" but punching us in the arm 4. Yes PMS sucks, but at least we have an excuse to lay around eating chocolate once a month 3. Make-up covers any imperfections we may have 2. If we flirt with a cop, we can get out of a speeding ticket 1. Girl Talk... you know, the way we all just understand each other without having to explain a thing HOMOPHOBIA IS GAY I am the boy who never finished high school, because I got called a fag everyday I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian. I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman. I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights. We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time. I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room. I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me. I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear. We are the couple who had the Realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men. I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me. I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman. I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman. I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male. I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men. I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that. I am the woman who died when the EMT s stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual. I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I didn't have to always deal with society hating me. I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind. I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love. I am the person ashamed to tell my own friends I'm a lesbian, because they constantly make fun of them. I am the boy tied to a fence, beaten to a bloody pulp and left to die because two straight men wanted to "teach me a lesson" --IF YOU BELIEVE THAT HOMOPHOBIA IS WRONG... REPOST THIS-- YOU KNOW YOUR AN AUTHOR IF... you talk to yourself alot. (alot meaning all the time...) you talk to yourself about talking to yourself when you talk to yourself you often talk to yourself like you're talking to someone else after uttering a profound piece of wisdom, you stare at the cookie in your hand with awe and say, "wow,this stuff is awesome for sugar highs..." you live off of sugar and caffeine. (the two greatest things ever discovered!) you'll check your e-mail every day of the week then disapear of the face of the earth. when replying to a e-mail, you'll never actually address the point of it you tend to collect bic stics off the ground like picking pennies off the ground. no matter where you are in a room you never have to get up to find a pen/pencil and paper the letters on your keyboard are wearing off your freinds and family think that you have carpal tunnel syndrome people think you have A.D.D. you think it would be cool to have A.D.D. you constantly start talking in third person,past or present tense you start thinking about making lists like this and start giggiling for no 'apparent' reason your freinds stopped looking at you funny for no apparent reason a loooooong time ago and FINALLY, the one way to tell if you are a good writer: you failed english 101 (copy that into your profile if you fit one or more of the description) Text Message* Me: How Could you!? I trusted you and you cheated on me! Me: Oh, sorry Dad. That was meant for Jim. Dad: Oh. Dad: On a completely unrelated topic, have you seen my shotgun anywhere? AWESOME DAD!!! Soul Eater Oath I promise to remember Kid Whenever I see something a-symmtrical And I promise to remember Liz Whenever I am scared out of my wits I promise to remember Patty Whenever I act crazy and/or see a giraffe And I promise to remember Black*Star Whenever I feel like the best I promise to remember Tsubaki Whenever I help out a friend And I promise to remember Maka Whenever I get teased for being a bookworm I promise to to remember Soul Whenever someone acts cool And I promise to remember Lord Death When I see someone not taking anything seriously I promise to remember Spirit When I pass a drinking bar I promise to remember Stein Whenever I am disecting something And I promise to remember Ashura When someone speaks of dominating the world Yes I promise to love Soul Eater! Wherever I may go So that all may see my obsession Because I know what the Soul Eater fans know 20 ways you know you are obsessed with Soul Eater: 1. You have a symmetry fit everytime you see something asymmetrical. 2. You dream of visiting the REAL Death City in Nevada. (Yes there is a real death city.) 3. When someone is being really crazy, you scream "I can't handel this!" and run away. 4. 98% of your fanfictions are about Soul Eater 5. You pretended to be Maka and try to find the Soul, Tsubaki, Kidd, Liz, Patty, and BlackStar in your life. 6. You celebrate Symmetry Day on the 8th of August. 7. You own a Blair Hat. 8. Your favorite number is 8. 9. Everytime you hear the word "fool" you automaticlly think of Excalibur. 10. When you are in science class dissecting something, you laugh like a maniac. (Me: *cough* stein) 11. You check eBay a lot for Soul Eater "collectables". 12. You watch AMV's for Soul Eater all the time on YouTube. 13. When someone asks you your weapon of choice you automaticlly say "scythe." 14. You've given all your friends a character from Soul Eater. 15. You despratlly WANT and NEED the Soul Eater video game. 16. You have the songs Papermoon and Resonace on your iPod. 17. You have memorized those songs mentioned in 16 in English and Japanese. 18. You have a stuffed giraffe named Patty. 19. You have twin pistol nerf guns. 20. When you and your friend are telling someone your names, you call yourselfs Liz and Patty. Text Message* Friend: Hey, are you awake? Me: Why do people ask that question? Me: If I wasn't awake when you sent it, I am now, since it woke me up. If it didn't wake me up, I wouldn't get the text until morning. Me: Either way, I would be awake since I'm reading your text, so your question is invalid. Now, what do you want? Friend: ...Nevermind. Dear Noah, We could have sworn you said the ark wasn't leaving until 5... Sincerely, The Unicorns Dear Optimist, Pessimist, and Realist, While you guys were busy arguing about the glass of water, I drank it. Sincerely, The Opportunist. 'The trick is not to show any fear. Tests can smell fear! Remain calm... Don't try to do everything at once. Look each question square in the eye. Try to find the weakest link... The easy one. Separate it from the herd, and take it down.'-Naruto "I vill now destroy de Snickuhs bahs!" -Gazzy-STWAOES "Your middle name is 'Charging Off.'" -Total-MAX "Mr. Moony presents his compliments to Professor Snape, and begs him to keep his abnormally large nose out of other people's business." "I want to fix that in my memory forever, Draco Malfoy, the amazing bouncing ferret..."-Ron-HP-GoF "Aaaah, when two Neptunes appear in the sky, it is a sure sign that a midget in glasses is being born."-Ron-HP "You need people of intelligence for this sort of mission...quest...thing."-Pippin-LOTR-FotR "Boy, look at me. You see that little girl there? That's my only little girl. She's my life. So if you have any thought about hugging or kissing, you remember these words: I got no problem going back to prison." -Bill Engvall talking about his daughter "Kid: Oh my, it's beautiful! *Examines Hikaru and Kaoru* Such perfect symmetry!"- Death the Kid in KD Ownz's fanfic Truth or Dare "Tamaki: Wha-argh! *Gets hit in face with large pie* Waaaaah! Mother! Kyoya: We were warned."-Truth or Dare "Pattie: BRING IT, GIRAFFE! Hopey: I'M A BUNNY!"- Pattie challenging Hopey to a stick fight in Truth or Dare "America: *Watching Stick War* CHICK FIGHT!"-Truth or Dare (The reason for all the quotes: this is my favorite crossover) "Italy: Pasta? Paaaaaaastaaaaa! *Starts throwing pasta at America*"- Italy fighting America in a Pasta vs Burgers war in Truth or D "On the twelth day of Christmas, Angel gave to me: Twelve creepy new powers Eleven brand new outfits Nine dead fish Eight reasons I fail Seven pieces of useless info Six throbbing headaches Five Self-Titled Books Four active bombs Three stolen kisses Two gagging fits And a doomsday prophecy"- What Max Got For Christmas by St. Fang of Boredom "SOUL: THEMONKEYTALKS!"- Soul after meeting Boots (yes, the one from Dora) in Dora Meets Soul Eater by MKBianca "Hey! I'll have you know that the industrial sized smoothie maker is not useless." "Say's you."- Shawn spencer and Burton Guster in Fifty: Rich and Poor by Chaotic Demon "2. "Hey dad," Zoë greeted. "Henry called this morning." "Yeah? What's he say?" "He wanted me to tell you that Fargo-" "Don't finish that thought."- Five Things Jack Carter Does Not Want To Hear by Casteline "#7: At random times during the day, do things to imitate Excalibur. These things include singing Excalibur's song, pointing out all the provisions that Kid is violating as if you were Excalibur, hosting five hour story telling parties, and pointing a cane in his face while shouting, "FOOL!""- How to Annoy DEATH THE KID by 1 Life Gurl "5. Don't give Fargo buttons to push. (Multiple incidents that could be looked up or just ask, everyone has a memorable story)"- Rules for New Eurekians by loverofstuff1224 "When life gives you skittles, chuck them at people's faces and say TASTE THE FREAKING RAINBOW!" Anonymous Your a book-aholic if... you can randomly open to a page and know exactly what's going on. Read the book until 4 A.M., then get back up at 7 to continue reading. You write fanfictions about the book. You try to get all of your friends (and everyone else in the entire world) to read it. Everything reminds you of the book. You quote random lines all the time. You've gotten incredibly bored in class, and debated on doing something your favorite character can do to escape the class You've read a book more than five times. You've read a book with 400 pages in less than two days. You've found yourself trying to impersonate a character. A,B,C,D,E,F,G... Gummy bears are chasing me. One is red, one is blue, one is trying to steal my shoe. Now I'm running for my life, cause the red one has a knife. :) Lost your pen=no pen no pen=no notes no notes=fail fail=no diploma no dipoma=no work no work=no money no m no food no food=skinny skinny=ugly ugly=no love no love=no marriage no marriage=no children no children=alone aldepression depression=sickness sickness=death Should I be worried that I'm more of a boy than a girl? Eh, I a tomboy. Embrace it. You say Twilight I say Harry Potter You say vampires I say wizards You say Jacob Black I say Sirius Black you say Team Edward I say Team Malfoy You say Robert Pattison I'll say "is Cedric Diggory" You say Robert Pattion is hot I say Tom Felton is HOTTER You think Bella and Edward are the dream couple I think that it's Ron and Hermione. You say Edward I say Draco, now CRUCIO! Here's what ya do: mark your answers with a little 'x' in the () if its true, but BE HONEST (I was)!! Then copy and paste it onto your profile! 1 (X) Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were talking 2 (X) Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were NOT talking 3 (x) You have ran into a glass/screen door 4 () You have jumped out of a moving vehicle 5 (x) You have thought of something funny and laughed, then people gave you weird looks 6 (x) You have ran into a tree 7 () It IS possible to lick your elbow 8 (x) You tried to lick your elbow 9 (x) You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star have the same rhythm 10 (x) You just tried to sing them 11 () You have tripped on your shoelace and fallen 12 (x) You have choked on your own spit 13 () You have seen the the Matrix and still don't get it.. 14 (x) You didn't notice that in the last question 'the' was spelled twice 15 (x) You just looked at it 16 () Your hair is blonde/dirty blonde 17 () A LOT of People have called you slow 18 () You have accidentally caught something on fire (Dang microwave...) 19 (x) You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose/eyes 20 (x) You have caught yourself drooling 21 (x) You've fallen asleep in class 22 (x) Sometimes you just stop thinking 23 (x) You are telling a story and forget what you were talking about 24 (x) People are often shaking their heads and walk away from you 25 (x) You are often told to use your 'inside voice' 26 (x) You use your fingers to do simple math 27 () You have eaten a bug 28 (x) You are taking this test when you should be doing something important. 29 (x) You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn't realize it 30 (x) You've looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand 31 (x) You sometimes post bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen to you if you don't even when you know it won't happen to you, like on a myspace... 32 () You break a lot of things 33 () Your friends know not to use big words around you 34 (x) Your friends tell you to stop using too many big words 35 (x) You sometimes tilt your head when you' re confused 36 (x) You have fallen out of your chair before 37 (x) Sometimes when you're laying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture of the ceiling/wall. 38 (x) The word 'like' is used many times a day 39 (x) You called a friend and then completely forgot what you were gonna say 40 (x) You have spelled your name wrong 41 () You have drawn a deformed heart Edward is NOT a vampire. He lives in the woods. He doesn't kill humans. He glitters in the sun. He is OBVIOUSLY a fairy. You Know You're Obsessed With Death Note When You: 1. Put your own Death Note and a real Shinigami on the top of your Christmas list.(I've done this) 2. Watch all the episodes in slow motion. 3. Spend months trying to draw the L symbol.(Done this, too) 4. Do research on characters in Death Note that you haven't even seen in an episode yet. (Matt, Near, Mello) 5. Cried when Matt died and then a few minutes later get pissed that he was only in the episode 2 min and 45 sec through out the entire season. 6. Squealed when you first saw Mello. 7. Cheered after Near smiled for the first time. 8. Keep a list of everyone that has ever died through out the show. 9. Have the entire movie saga memorized. 10. Are convinced that a stuffed Ryuk doll is real. 11. Cheered after Light Yagami died. 12. You're convinced that you're meant to be with a Death Note character. 13. Go by L even though your real name starts with a different letter. 14. Said "Awww" after L smiled in L: Change The WorLd. 15. Day dream all day about stealing Mello's chocolate. 16. Only eat apples, chocolate, and other high calorie treats. 17. Wear a leather vest everywhere you go. 18. Wear swimming goggles on your head at school. 19. Twirl your hair like Near when your pretending to think. 20. Start debates on whether Matt, Near, Mello, or L is the hottest in the middle of class. (Mello won :D) 21. Somehow, randomly, link Gelus's death to Light. 22. Learn Japanese just to find out what the heck their saying in the theme song. 23. Make a list called, "You Know You're Obsessed With Death Note When You". 24. Waste your time reading a list called, "You Know You're Obsessed With Death Note When You". Things I'm Not Allowed To Do: 1.I'm not allowed to call Mello a Yellow Fellow eating Jello with a Pillow. 2.I'm not allowed to tell Misa her butt looks big. 3.I'm not allowed to convince Ryuk that apples have gone extinct. 4.I'm not allowed to cut Near's puzzle pieces to where they all look the same. 5.I'm not allowed to pull the Death Note out infront of L and ask casually, "So...what is your real name?" 6.I'm not allowed to put super glue on Matt's cigarettes. 7.I'm not allowed to lock Beyond Birthday in a closet and tell him to stop being so freakin creepy. 8.I'm not allowed to switch Mello's chocolate with mud, clay, etc. for he shall call the Mafia on my butt. 9.I'm not allowed to write "I'm Kira you idiots!" on Light's forehead. 10.I'm not allowed to put bologna in Matt's Play Station. 11.I'm not allowed to lock Mello and Near in a closet for Mello shall surely kill Near. 12.I'm not allowed to ask Rem where her parrot is or if she's seen Jack Sparrow lately. 13.I'm not allowed to bribe Ryuk to add a rule in the Death Note that states, 'People who don't like chocolate shall die!'. 14.I'm not allowed to tell Mikami that "The God" asked for a cheeseburger like an hour ago. 15.I'm not allowed to switch L's sweets with sugarless ones. 16.I'm not allowed to ask Beyond if his mother was high while naming him. 17.I'm not allowed to tell Mello that he looks like a girly girl 18.I'm not allowed to write love notes to Misa and tell her they're from Light. 19.I'm not allowed to tell Mastuda that Sayu want's to go out with him. 20.I'm not allowed to kill Takado, because she is already dead. T.V. shows I watch: Doctor Who, Psych, Eureka, Leverage, Friends, how I met your mother, Sherlock, Flashpoint, Alphas, Invader Zim, My Little Pony, Monk, MTV Unplugged... I watch a lot of televsion. Mangas I read: Inuyasha, Death Note, Soul Eater, Full Metal Panic, Naruto, Ouran, Fullmetal Alchemist, Black Butler, O Parts Hunter, Vandread, Genshiken: Second Season, A Wonderful Life with the Elements, Angelic Layer and Kingdom Hearts Books: Harry Potter, Shark Girl, All seven Narnia, My Life and Death By Alexandra Carnisie, Shattering Glass, the list would go on for miles Movies: I'll name only a couple because that's also a long list...The Expendables, Snow White and the Huntsman, Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure, Princess bride Cartoons: My Little Pony, Invader Zim, and Phineas and Ferb Comics: Marvel and Dark Horse What team you ask? Team person that almost ran over Bella with a truck. 'But they do like each other!'-Random child from Inuyasha 'L is one heck of a guy.'- Me, after I first saw L's face on Death Note 'WHAT DO YOU MEAN THERE WILL ONLY BE FIVE SEASONS?!?!'- my dad, after I told him the bad news about Flashpoint " 'Okay, so, we've been able to deduce that: Greg will quit, Ed will become sergeant, Sam will become team leader, Spike will move on, which is so not okay, and Jules will get badly hurt and possibly die. Did we miss anything?' 'Why are you sitting like that?' "- me and my dad, about five minutes after the previous quote, which got me in my "L Zone" "'Oh-Thanks a lot!' 'I swear to Ryuk it was Connir this time!' "Who's Ryuk? We're talking about you!'"-me and Ben #4 after Connir put three teaspoons of glue in his chair "' You checked everywhere?' 'Yes.' 'Even your butt?' 'Why would my book be there?' 'I don't know.' "- JC and Geoff after he dropped his book somewhere " 'G-u-a-c-a-MOLE!' " Me and a few other crazy souls ( my friends) making guacamole, while dancing and singing the Guacamole Song by Rhett & Link Words I have learned because of Maximum Ride: FAXNESS Fnick Snickuhs bahs Figgy Avian-american Apocolipticas "Holy (insert swear word of your choice here.)"-Fang-MR-AE "Rowr!" -Fang-MaximumRide-SOF "She offered to cook breakfast."-Fang-MR-SOF "Those wacky Brits called fries 'chips'. And potato chips were 'crisps'. And cookies were 'biscuits'. I had no idea what real biscuits were called. Wangdoodles?" Max-MR-StWaOES Jeb turned to her. "She's incorruptible." Bully for me. "At least by power." I said. "You haven't tried chocolate or cute shoes" Max and Jeb-MR-Saving the World and Other Extreme Sports. You... are...a... fridge...with...wings...We're...freaking...ballet...dancers! Fang-MR-SOF "I'm only a kid! I can't get married!" "You could in New Hampshire." -Max and Angel-MAX (Interesting to me because I'm from New England. And yes, technically they could get married, but they need parental permission. Yeah...Fang: Dr. M? I'd like to marry Max. Dr. M: -pulls out chainsaw-) "I feel like pudding, Pudding with nerve endings. Pudding in great pain." -Iggy-AE "I choose you, Max" Fang-MAX (This quote makes me laugh. Why? Because I keep picturing Fang picking a dodgeball team. Sports, I will get you!)
The Doctor: This isn't just a London Hopper, you know. It can go anywhere in the universe, free of charge. The Doctor: Now, first things first. Be honest, how do I look? I come with my own background music. Leonard: Well, once again, it seems you're stuck between a rock and a crazy place. Sheldon: I'm not insane. Mother had me tested. I'm not completely worthless. I can be used as a bad example. FAKE FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr/Mrs. FAKE FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong. FAKE FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry. FAKE FRIENDS: Try to comfort you when you feel down. FAKE FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back. FAKE FRIENDS: Always keep your stuff they borrowed in perfect condition. FAKE FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink because they think it's polite. FAKE FRIENDS: Know a few things about you. FAKE FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. FAKE FRIENDS: Ask if you're alright. FAKE FRIENDS: Will knock on your front door. FAKE FRIENDS: Ask you what you number is. FAKE FRIENDS: Are for awhile. FAKE FRIENDS: Have to be reminded not to tell. FAKE FRIENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you’ve had enough. FAKE FRIENDS: Will offer to pay when you have a drink. FAKE FRIENDS: Don't let friends drive drunk. FAKE FRIENDS: Will apologize when you forget lunch money and say that they don't have any left. FAKE FRIENDS: Will smile and say "Don't worry about me" when they forget their lunch money, even if you didn't offer to pay. FAKE FRIENDS: Will automatically tell you you're beautiful when you ask if something makes you look fat. FAKE FRIENDS: Would tell you not to get a face-lift because you already look perfect. FAKE FRIENDS: Tell you your zits aren't noticeable. FAKE FRIENDS: Laugh with you. FAKE FRIENDS: Laugh at all your jokes. FAKE FRIENDS: Congratulate you when you get good grades. FAKE FRIENDS: Encourage you not to skip school. FAKE FRIENDS: Will talk evil to the person who talks evil about you. FAKE FRIENDS: Say they are too busy to listen to your problems, but when it comes to them they expect you to have all the time in the world. FAKE FRIENDS: Say sorry when you want to talk to them at odd hours of the night, or even just hang out at odd hours. FAKE FRIENDS: Will glare at the guy who dumps you and say "Forget him. You're too good for him." FAKE FRIENDS: Crush on your older brother whom you absolutely despise. FAKE FRIENDS: Will ignore this. Put this on your page (='.'=) This is Bunny. Put him on your No, spellcheck, that's my name, not a misspelling... Trying not to cough when you're in a room full of silent people -SNEEZE- "Bless you." -SNEEZE- "Bless you." -SNEEZE- "DUDE?!?!?!?!?!" I forgot your name, so I'm waiting for somebody to say it... I hate when you have a perfect day, but then one thing ruins it all Acting like you can't hear someone when you have headphones on Thank you music, for being there when no one else was... Hersheys, Jolly Ranchers, and every other candy you can think of I studied it like, 3 minutes ago, how did I forget the answer? Actually, you're wrong. The bell DOES dismiss us. Sorry. I actually text "uhhhhh..." or "hmmm..." when I'm thinking of something to say I hate when you wake up when the best part of the dream is about to happen! The one person you see EVERYWHERE...but don't know their name Medicine heals the body. Music heals the soul. Ooooooooh, That sounds a bit harsh, I better put "lol" on the end of it Whenever I see someone check the time, I check too "Must be 3-7 sentences" Yeah, I'm only writing 3... Whenever I can't find something, it just magically appears when my mom looks Doing something weird, then noticing someone watching you "Can I cut you?" -- "No, but you can back cut me." Every year, I realize how stupid I was the year before If you could read my mind, you would need therapy. WOW! Did you see the size of them muffins on New Moon? they were HUGE! I want one! "YES, WE'RE FINALLY LEAVING!"--"Oh no, Mom ran into a friend..." "Haha, that was funny... -friend says something-...You killed it." I bought a bag of chips, not half a bag of air! They say HATE is a strong word, but they throw around LOVE like it's nothing When you make NO sense at all, but your best friend completely understands A tear is made of 1% water and 99% feeling... If the sour patch dude cut off my hair, I would throw him across the room Why do we have to be quiet during a fire drill? Will the fire hear us? "PUT THE PHONE AWAY!" Chill, it's a phone, not a gun... The instant heart attack you get when you slip, but don't fall over Me and my friend laugh, stop, stare at each other, then laugh again!! I hate that feeling when I get so aggravated, I feel like crying Of course I flinched! You almost punched me in the face!! Oh great, now that song's stuck in my head and I only know one line... Struggling so hard to open something, then spotting the "tear here" sign Turning the music up so loud in your headphones, your in another world Wait, are you talking to me? I just blanked out. I LUV THE WEEKEND, MUSIC, SUMMER & SLEEP I hate waking up during a good dream and it won't come back! I HATE MONDAYS!! Back in 1st grade where putting your head down was a punishment Yes, I am aware we look stupid, but at least we're having fun...unlike you. When you drink water with mint gum in your mouth and it seems colder :) Getting comfortable on the couch, then seeing the remote is on the other side Putting on a fake smile, so you don't have to explain why your unhappy I Hate when My Best Friend Isn't at School Why is Monday so far from Friday, but Friday so close to Monday?! Forgetting what you were going to do a second ago When someone says "Guess what?", I never guess, I just say "What?" "The girl with the straight hair and Toms." -- "You just described half the school." Mon ]; - Tues :(- Wed :/ Thurs :) Fri :D Sat (. )\m/ - Sun (-_-) Saying "Nobody saw that." when you do something stupid "Oh my you've grown." Well, yes...that tends to happen... DUDE! We got the exact same answers, how did you get a higher grade? It's funny how fast you wake up when you realize you've overslept "Sub: "Does your normal teacher let you do this?" Students: "Yes..." Your parents are nice." "You should see them when you're not here..." Reading something over and over again and not being able to process it Reading texts half asleep...and it's like looking into the sun Moving slowly at night hoping your parents don't hear you... After every good movie trailer I lean over and say "I wanna see that." "Just go ask!!" "Okay, can you come with me??" I WANNA PLAY A MASSIVE HIDE&SEEK GAME IN MY SCHOOL AT MIDNIGHT :D "Is there gonna be food?" "Yeah.." "Okay, then I'm coming.. That plan worked sooooooo much better in my head "GET UP." "I AM UP." -goes back to sleep- I hate when you zone out and accidentally stare at someone Re-discovering music you used to love The feeling you get when the bell rings on the last day of school Not remembering whether it happened in a dream or real life "Can I see your phone?" "...Hang on." -deletes messages- Taking a test and thinking "A,D,C,B,C,C,C,C...That CAN'T be right." 1st day of school: I'm so excited! 1 week later: When are the holidays? I hate when your super excited about something and everything goes wrong If the schools on fire, I'm running, not walking. Just so you know "-Text sending- NOO WRONG PERSON, CANCEL!! Too late :( Thinking someone's ignoring you...then you realize you forgot to write back When a teacher calls on you thinking you weren't listening and you OWN them When a teacher disses a student and the class goes "OOOOOOOHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!" The feeling you get when you wake up on the first day of summer I use my phone as a flashlight and hit random buttons to keep it lit "Hey, did you do the homework?" "WAIT, WE HAD HOMEWORK?!" Your in a good mood, one little thing happens, and BAM...bad mood HURRY UP AND PASS OUT THE TEST BEFORE I FORGET EVERYTHING!!!!! When my teacher says "Study.", I say "NO HOMEWORK!!" "Is there something you would like to share with the class?" No, that's why I'm whispering... "Did you read?" "No. You?" "No." "Please clear your desks..." WE'RE DEAD I stare off into space and realize I'm staring at some random person...awkward... 5% battery left and you run like a ninja to get your charger! Telling inanimate objects to STAY when they look like their gonna fall It FEELS like 20 minutes have gone by in class. It's ONLY been 2. When you walk in late and everyone stares at you "Thank you, Captain Obvious." "You welcome, Lieutenant Sarcasm" When I'm the only one awake at night and I hear a noise...I completely freeze I Wish I Could Record My Dreams And Watch Them Later If there's a fire at school, who's actually gonna stay quiet and walk? (we ALL agree on this...) I Love The Kid That Makes The Classroom Fun By Arguing With The Teacher Mom/Dad we're in public...don't...don't do that... I Wish Some Of My Dreams Were Real It Takes Skill to Trip Over Flat Surfaces I didn't fall, I attacked the floor... "Go to your room." "Oh, you mean the place with my Laptop, iPod, Cell, and T.V? Okay." Okay, so I kinda, sorta, MAYBE like you more than I originally planned If that one little thing had/hadn't happened, things would be so different now Hey, headphone, wanna NOT fall outta my ear? "Sit down, class isn't over yet!" -bell rings- Haha, Yes it is "Mom, I don't need a jacket." "Holy crap it's cold out." Hate when I get in trouble and my parents tell the ENTIRE FAMILY!! "We're watching a video today." YES!! "Here's your answer sheet." UGH. I love when I find money I forgot about!! "Can I copy your homework?" "Yeah, but I don't know if their right." "I don't care." That 1 song in your iPod that plays real loud and scares the crap out of you I always wonder what your thinking when you stare at me... Teachers call it "the bathroom", we call it "I'm bored, I'm leaving." I wish my friends houses were connected to mine via secret tunnel WHERE IS MY...oh, never mind, it's in my hand Please don't pick me, please don't pick me, please don't pick...aww crap Thinking Of Everything You've Done When Your Parents Say "Come Here Now!" Paper beats rock? Okay, I'll throw a rock at you and you'll defend yourself with paper "Hey can I have a sip?" "Sure." -GLUG GLUG GLUG- "Dude, what the heck?"" Anyone notice that "studying" is like "student" and "dying" put together? I remember when everyone wanted to be the line leader in kindergarten Randomly smiling when you think of a funny memory "So what do you wanna do?" "I dunno, what do you wanna do?" "I dunno, what do you wanna do?" "Dude, we've turned into Spongebob and Patrick." I wish I could just click the "Back" button in real life...sometimes "Close the door!" -leaves door cracked- "OMG, ALL THE WAY!!" I don't know, google it We Act Like It's A Secret Drug Deal when Someone's Just Giving Us Gum "What would happen if there was no music?" "Dude, we'd all have gone psycho." I Call Gatorades By Their Color, Not Their Name I hate when teachers give us work over break, it's called break for a reason I Love Google, It's Like The Brain I Never Got :) Password Error -types again- Password Error -types again- Password Error "WHAT THE...oh, caps lock is on." You give one person gum and everyone within 10 miles is your best friend "I was blown away when I realized OK looked like a sideways person Laying in bed at night thinking about EVERYTHING Oh Google, you always seem to know what I mean to spell... Why can I do it PERFECTLY until I go show someone? Never Enough Cookie Dough In Cookie Dough Ice Cream!! I tell a funny story. No one laughs...IT WAS FUNNY WHEN IT HAPPENED OKAY?! "Can I ask you something?" "Sure." "Oh, never mind..." NOOO TELLL MEEEE!!!!! DORA THE BANANA TREE IS RIGHT IN FRONT OF YOU; YOU CALL YOURSELF A EXPLORER?! Listening to a certain song over and over again :D Friday, last period, 2 minutes to go til the bell rings...BEST FEELING EVER!! :) Walking in a room and forgetting why you entered Saying "Oh!" like you get it...but you have no idea :) As soon as the headphones are in, I'm in my own little world... I love it when I find a song that matches my exact mood :) "Some see the glass half full, some see it half empty. Me? i just want to know who the heck is drinking my freakin’ soda" -93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, Battleground Heart, Kaity the Chameleon, xX-Arianna-hime-Xx,Seppaku, Amanemanga, Rethira, -Purple Smile-, Atra Luminarium, Ginger Guardian Angel, HorseLuvr14, Brandymydog, AquaFreez, Timekeeper Violeteyes, Shiningspirit, Aduial Rana, littledragoneyes, ScythesRule18 What to Do During an Exam 1. Get a copy of the exam, run out screaming "Andre, Andre, I've got the secret documents!!" 2. Talk the entire way through the exam. Read questions aloud, debate your answers with yourself out loud. If asked to stop, yell out, "I'm SOOO sure that you can hear me thinking." Then start talking about what a jerk the instructor is. 3. Bring a Game Boy. Play with the volume at max level. 4. On the answer sheet find a new, interesting way to refuse to answer every question. For example: I refuse to answer this question on the grounds that it conflicts with my religious beliefs. Be creative. 5. Run into the exam room looking about frantically. Breathe a sigh of relief. Go to the instructor, say "They've found me, I have to leave the country" and run off. 6. 15 min. into the exam, stand up, rip up all the papers into very small pieces, throw them into the air and yell out "Merry Christmas." If you're really daring, ask for another copy of the exam. Say you lost the first one. Repeat this process every 15 min. 7. Come into the exam wearing slippers, a bathrobe, a towel on your head, and nothing else. 8. Come down with a BAD case of Tourette's Syndrome during the exam. Be as vulgar as possible. 9. Bring things to throw at the instructor when s/he's not looking. Blame it on the person nearest to you. 10. As soon as the instructor hands you the exam, eat it. 11. Every 5 min. stand up, collect all your things, move to another seat, continue with the exam. 12. Turn in the exam approx. 30 min. into it. As you walk out, start commenting on how easy it was. 13. Get the exam. 20 min into it, throw your papers down violently, scream out "Screw this!" and walk out triumphantly. 14. Arrange a protest before the exam starts (ie. Threaten the instructor that whether or not everyone's done, they are all leaving after one hour to go ice skating.) 15. Show up completely insane (completely insane means at some point during the exam, you should start crying for mommy). 16. Comment on how sexy the instructor is looking that day. 17. Come to the exam wearing a black cloak. After about 30 min, put on a white mask and start yelling "I'm here, the phantom of the opera" until they drag you away. 18. If the exam is math/sciences related, make up the longest proofs you could possible think of. Get pi and imaginary numbers into most equations. If it is a written exam, relate everything to your own life story. 19. Try to get people in the room to do a wave. 20. Bring some large, cumbersome, ugly idol. Put it right next to you. Pray to it often. Consider a small sacrifice. (I would never do that.) 21. During the exam, take apart everything around you. Desks, chairs, anything you can reach. 22. Puke into your exam booklet. Hand it in. Leave. 23. Take 6 packages of rice cakes to the exam. Stuff at least 2 rice cakes into your mouth at once. Chew, then cough. Repeat if necessary. 24. Act spazzy 25. Walk in, get the exam, sit down. About 5 min into it, loudly say to the instructor, "I don't understand ANY of this. I've been to every lecture all semester long! What's the deal? And who the heck are you? Where's the regular guy?" 26. Do the entire exam in another language. If you don't know one, make one up! 27. Bring a black marker. Return the exam with all questions and answers completely blacked out. 28. Every now and then, clap twice rapidly. If the instructor asks why, tell him/her in a very derogatory tone, "the light bulb that goes on above my head when I get an idea is hooked up to a clapper. DUH!" 29. From the moment the exam begins, hum the theme to Jeopardy. Ignore the instructor's requests for you to stop. When they finally get you to leave one way or another, begin whistling the theme to the Bridge on the River Kai. 30. After you get the exam, call the instructor over, point to any question, ask for the answer. Try to work it out of him/her. 31. In the middle of the test, have a friend rush into the classroom, tag your hand, and resume taking your test for you. When the teacher asks what's going on, calmly explain the rules of Tag Team Testing to him/her. 32. Bring cheat sheets FOR ANOTHER CLASS (make sure this is obvious... like history notes for a calculus exam... otherwise you're not just failing, you're getting kicked out too) and staple them to the exam, with the comment "Please use the attached notes for references as you see fit." 33. Stand up after about 15 minutes, and say loudly, "Okay, let's double-check our answers! Number one, A. Number two, C. Number three, E..." 34. Fake an heart attack. When interrupted, apologize, and explain that question #_ moved you, deeply. 35. Wear a superman outfit under your normal clothes. 30 minutes into the exam, jump up and answer your phone, shouting "What? I'm on my way!!". rip off your outer clothes and run out of the room. Strike a pose first for added effect. 36. Tailgate outside the classroom before the exam. 37. If your answers are on a scan tron sheet, fill it out in pen. 38. Bring a giant cockroach into the room and release it on a girly-girl nearby. 39. Complete the exam with everything you write being backwards at a 90 degree angle. 40. Bring one pencil with a very sharp point. Break the point off your pencil. Sharpen the pencil. Repeat this process for one hour. 41. Make Strange noises... get people to stare... look at the person next to you as if he/she did it. 42. Dress like the professor. 43. Cross-Dress. 44. Use Invisible Ink to answer the whole exam. 45. Order catering. The catering company should come in about halfway through the test, and should include at least three waiters, eight carts of food, and five candelabras. P.S. don't actually do this during a test, it would be hilarious, but you do have a permanent record ( if you're still in school, that is). Mental Hospital Phone Menu: Hello and thank you for calling The State Mental Hospital! Please select from the following options menu: If you are obsessive-compulsive, press 1 repeatedly. If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2 for you. If you have multiple personalities, press 3, 4, 5 and 6. If you are paranoid, we know who you are and what you want, stay on the line so we can trace your call. If you are delusional, press 7 and your call will be forwarded to the Mother Ship. If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a little voice will tell you which number to press. If you are manic-depressive, it doesn't matter which number you press, nothing will make you happy anyway. If you are dyslexic, press 9696969696969696. If you are bipolar, please leave a message after the beep or before the beep or after the beep. Please wait for the beep. If you have short-term memory loss, press 9. If you have short-term memory loss, press 9. If you have short-term memory loss, press 9. If you have low self-esteem, please hang up our operators are too busy to talk with you. If you are menopausal, put the gun down, hang up, turn on the fan, lie down and cry. You won't be crazy forever. If you are blond, don't press any buttons, you'll just mess it up. Take Time To Read Each Sentence This is this cat This is is cat This is how cat This is to cat This is keep cat This is a cat This is retard cat this is person cat This is busy cat This is for cat This is forty cat This is seconds cat Now read the THIRD word of every line :) When life gives you lemons... When life gives you lemons, make lemonade! When life gives you lemons, throw them back at life and say, "Give me chocolate!" When life gives you lemons, throw them back at life until life falls down. When life gives you lemons, ask where the lemons came from. When life gives you lemons, squirt lemon juice at people you don't like. And laugh. When life gives you lemons, demand to speak with life about their ripeness. When life gives you lemons, chuck 'em back, and add a few lemons o your own SMILEYS RULE:):)copy and paste this in your profile if you agree. :):):):):):)! 9.5 percent of all teens would cry if the Jonas brothers were on a 20 story building about to jump. The other 0.5 percent would bring a chair and popcorn. Copy and paste this into your profile if you're one of the 0.5. Copy this to your profile if you have ever typed Mello where Hello was supposed to be Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, The Astrology Nerd, brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, The Gypsy-Pirate Queen, watching-waiting-wishing, 100-percent-Harry-Potter-obsessed, iluvdavidwright45, dianeandnumairareahotcouple,windsoftiti, Ilovethelittletacos...Ilovethemgood, i-have-issues-deal-with-it, Kiba Obsessed Demonic Angel, Digital98, Yin's Crescent, Naruto713-17, halfdemongirl92, Black-Dranzer-1119, Riayu, SasuNaru RULES The World 4 EVA, AlvinSevilleIsHOT,captain chipmunk, BrittanySeville18, AndAllThatGoodStuff, Heavens-Angel96, Paragon's Gemstone, Emma Zippy577, seaapple, ScythesRule18 Boys say that in everything they do, they can kick a girl's butt so bad that they cry. If you're a girl who kicks the boys' butts so bad they cry like girls, copy this into your profile. If you have ever fallen up a flight of stairs, copy this, put it in your profile. If you were ever leaning against a door and it opened and you fell, copy and paste this to your profile. If you think it's stupid that girls are automatically labeled with the color pink, copy and paste this into your profile. If you are guilty of doing a British, Irish, Australian, Southern accent or Elvis impression, copy this in your profile. If you are in lala land most of the time copy this into your profile. If you have the most RANDOM dreams, copy this If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile If you like singing songs at random points in the day, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this in your profile. Darth Vader-Come to the dark side. We have COOKIES! Luke Skywalker-Nah, the rebels have cake. Darth Vader-ooh! Can I be a rebel?! 30 Day Anime Challenge (My answers found photo on Pintrest) 1 - Soul Eater If you actually bothered to read my entire profile, post this on your page. :D And here's a cookie for ya! *gives cookie, pats head* |
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