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My name is Natalie, I'm in CA, and I know my profile is super long so feel free to skip directly to the stories at the bottom!

I love writing mystery and romance. Never have I ever been able to kill anyone in a fic—let's see if that changes *evil laugh

Check out my latest story: It's called 'Can You Hear Me?' It's a Friends fic and it's about a teenage girl whose parents are in a bad car crash so she goes to live with distant cousin Monica and meets the gang-- also, she's deaf, so there will be sign language in there but I will always translate and there won't be much because that is a pain in the ass to write. Enjoy!!!

Also, I make and sell French beaded flowers online! Check out my website below

''Love what you do, and do what you love.''

Famous quote by Ray Bradbury.

Live

By

It.

1. YOUR REAL NAME: Natalie

2. YOUR GANGSTA NAME:(first 3 letters of real name plus izzle): Natizzle

3. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (fav colour and fav animal): Blue Llama

4. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name, and current street name): Ann Penman

5. YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name, last 3 letters of mom's maiden name): Wilnaall

6. YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: (2nd favourite colour, favourite drink):Violet Water

7. YOUR ARAB NAME: (2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, any letter of your middle name, 2nd letter of your moms maiden name, 3rd letter of you dads middle name, 1st letter of a siblings first name, last letter of your moms middle name): Alnabte

8. YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (mothers middle name): Renee

9. YOUR GOTH NAME: (black, and the name of one your pets): Black Abby

10. YOUR SPY NAME: (First name of your favorite character in your favorite movie, and the last word of the title of your favorite book{if plural make singular}): Luna Stone

I miss you.

It feels like an itch

A tiny itch

In my heart.

I hear your voice

I see you everywhere

I feel you.

I wake up and call out to you

But you never come

How am I supposed to feel?

I know that you love me

And I want to love you too

But I don't

Links to the outfits for the Love Story wedding!

Cuddy's Dress:

House's Bow tie:

Bridesmaids:

Groomsmen:

I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I didn’t have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.

Repost this if you believe homophobia is wrong.

The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...

To Maintain a Healthy Level of Insanity:

1. At Lunch Time, Sit in Your Parked Car with Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer at Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.

2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.

3. Every Time Someone Asks You to Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that.

4. When caught sleeping at school/work/wherever you are not supposed to be sleeping, and you are woken up, shout, "AMEN!"

5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once everyone has gotten over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.

6. Finish All Your sentences with 'In Accordance With the Prophecy'.

7. Skip down the hall Rather Than Walk and see how many looks you get.

8. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.

9. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is 'To Go'.

10. Sing Along At The Opera.

11. Put Mosquito Netting around Your Work Area and Play tropical Sounds All Day.

12. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You have a headache.

13. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream ‘I Won! I Won!'

14. When Leaving the Zoo, Start Running towards the Parking lot, yelling 'Run for Your Lives! They're Loose!'

15. Tell Your Children Over Dinner, ‘Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go.'

Bold if you have done these things

You've run into a glass/screen door.

You have jumped out of a moving vehicle

You have thought of something funny and laughed, then people gave you weird looks.

You have run into a tree/bush.

You know that it IS possible to lick your elbow

You have tried to lick your elbow

You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle , Twinkle Little Star have the same tune.

You just tried to sing them

You have tripped on your shoelace and fallen.

You have accidentally caught something on fire

You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose/eyes.

You have caught yourself drooling.

You have fallen asleep in class and started to talk/drool, or snore.

Sometimes you just stop thinking.

You are telling a story and forget what you were talking about. People often shake their heads and walk away from you.

You are often told to use your 'inside voice'.

You use your fingers to do simple math.

You have eaten a bug

You are taking this test when you should be doing something more important.

You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn't realize it.

You've looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand.

You’ve ever stapled your hand

You break a lot of things.

Your friends know not to use big words around you.

You tilt your head when you're confused.

You have fallen out of your chair before.

When you're lying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture of the ceiling.

The word 'um' is used many times a day

Guys the problem is I'm actually very smart and I have done most of these things...

16 THINGS TO DO AT WAL-MART

1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.
2. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals.
3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.
4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, "Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.
5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.
8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"
9. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.
10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.
11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.
12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.
13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"
14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..
"NO! NO! It's those voices again!!"
15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!
16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "Pikachu, I choose you!"

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If someone has ever called you weird, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word. And you do at random moments; copy and paste this in you're profile.

If you have ever cried when your favorite character in a movie, T.V show, or book died, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile

If you get way too excited for books, movies, ect. to come out, copy this into your profile.

Glee...

Yes, I'm a proud gleek.

Glee Canon Couples I love:

Kurt/Blaine

Santana/Dani

Will/ Emma

Glee Non-Canon Couples I Love:

Brittany/Artie

Glee Couples I Hate:

Emma/AnyonebutMr.Shue

Favorite Characters:

Kurt, Blaine, Dani

Characters I hate:

None of them

Favorite Episodes:

ALL OF THEM YOU CANT MAKE ME CHOOSE A FAVORITE CHILD

The First Character I Fell In Love with:

Kurt

The Character I Never Expected to Love as Much as I Do Now:

Rachel

The Character that Everyone Else Loves and I Don’t:

Puck

The Character I Used to Love but Not Anymore:

Quinn

The Character I Want to Be Like:

Kurt

My Favorite Song from an Episode and Who Sung It:

"Pretty Pretty Please,"

By

Kurt & Blaine