First things first, that's not my pen! I typed "a purple pen" in at Photobucket and went through all of the searches until I found the best picture (in my opinion) up to that point. :)

A Very Potter Musical

These are some of my favorite quotes from A Very Potter Musical, which I also do not own, thanks. :)

"Hey, Ron, let's go hang out with Hagrid. He can teach us how to dance. We can get in our dress robes." - Harry Potter
"That can only lead to disaster and hilarity. (Harry laughs) Let's go!" - Ron Weasley
"Hilarity." - Harry Potter
"I mean, I just don't know about Hermione. I don't think anyone's asked her, you know, 'cuz she's-she's just so butt-ugly." - Ron Weasley
Act 1, Part 10

"Why're you being so mean to - " - Hermione Granger
"I'm not being mean!" (grips her arm) - Ron Weasley
"Ow! Yes you are! You know, everyday everyone is trying to put me down and on the one day I actually feel like a person, you're trying to ruin it!" - Hermione Granger
"Holy shit." - Ron Weasley
Act 1, Part 12

"Kill him! Do it, Draco!" - Snape
"I-I don't think I can." - Draco Malfoy
"Coward! Ten points from Gryffindor!" - Snape
Act 2, Part 3

"All right, now that we got that four-part harmony out of the way, why don't we look for that Horcrux?" - Hermione Granger
"Yeah, let's do it." - Harry Potter
"Well, it could be anywhere. If I had a Horcrux I would drop it in the bottom of the ocean. Or I would put it in a pyramid with King Tut and all of his jewels. Or I would blast it into space with a monkey who knew nothing about Horcruxes." - Ron Weasley
"Or it could be hidden somewhere around the mundane British countryside. Our search could entail months of depressing camping, breaking into Gringotts, and drinking boatloads of Polyjuice Potion." - Hermione Granger
"Well, the medallion says that's dumb, so we're not gonna do that. - Harry Potter
Act 2, Part 5

"Like, this one time, I had a horrible nightmare. So, I was just hanging out, being awesome, when Snape showed up, and he was all like, "Mr. Potter, you're flunking Potions class. What are your college plans?" But he just kept getting angrier and angrier and angrier. Finally, he flipped out and tried to kill me with a hammer." - Harry Potter, Potter Puppet Pals: Harry's Nightmares

"Another nightmare I had, I was pregnant, and I went into labor. Huh! Huh! Huh! And I gave birth to Ron, and I had to raise him from infancy: clothe him, feed him. But then I misplaced him! And this was terrifying because it meant I had failed as a parent." - Harry Potter, Potter Puppet Pals: Harry's Nightmares

"Oh! And this one time I dreamt that Hermione was addicted to amphetamines. She kept digging through my stuff trying to find things to hock, so Ron and I held an intervention, but Hermione flipped out and tried to kill us with a hammer." - Harry Potter, Potter Puppet Pals: Harry's Nightmares

(Don't own that either.)

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