Draco Malfoy's memoir recounting the war is the book everyone is talking about, and even the war heroine herself can't wait to get her hands on it. But as Hermione and Draco start to see a different side of each other, Draco's parents are in the midst of setting him up with the perfect pureblood wife. Just once in his life, Draco would like to be in control of his own decisions.

"Do you know why I chose you, Rey?" Kylo asks. "Why I picked you out of all the women presented to me?" Kylo strokes her cheek and she slaps his hand away. Crown Prince of Alderaan or not, Rey wants absolutely nothing to do with her new husband. "Ah, there it is, Rey," he says lowly. "There's that same look you gave me when I tried to kiss you. Truly you will make a fine wife."

Some years after the war, the gang meets up at the Leaky to play a silly game, with very real consequences.

COMPLETE! "From the very first moment I met you, Mr. Malfoy - from the first words you uttered to me without even so much as an attempt to hide your disdain, your arrogance, your conceit - I knew that you would be the last wizard on earth I would ever be prevailed upon to marry." D/Hr, Regency era, adapted from Jane Austen's Pride & Prejudice. WIP.

Objectively speaking, Hermione Granger knows Britain has a monarchy, just as she knows Prince Draco (the grandson of the King of England) is probably off somewhere living his royal life in total unrelation to hers. Seeing as she isn't delusional, she doesn't really expect to be his friend. She doesn't expect anything that comes after, either. Dramione, modern royalty AU. COMPLETE.

Ten years have passed since the Battle of Hogwarts and birthrates have steadily declined. In order to save the Wizarding World, the Minister enacts a Marriage Law. And Hermoine Granger is ready to burn down the patriarchy to make sure that doesn't happen.

She's a novice Unspeakable trying to earn her stripes. He's a shafted Auror desperate to prove himself. When they end up forced together on a shared assignment, neither is willing to back down. But when the mission pulls them into an ancient world of mystery and adventure, they find themselves depending on each other in a race against time. EWE Dramione.

"There's something wrong with your love story, baby..." (Mafia AU)

"Malfoy," she seethed, "why in Merlin's name is our common room full of penguins?" A gift for the lovely I was BOTWP. Dramione, crack!fic. Also, penguins. Seriously, this is just hilarious crack. Read at your own risk ;).

Draco Malfoy is released from Azkaban and sent to Hogwarts for his eighth year where he has a year to show that he can be reformed. Hermione Granger and her friends are struggling to come to terms with what has happened to them and move on, but she has agreed to be Malfoy's Muggle Studies tutor anyway.

It has become common knowledge that Hermione Granger cannot have an orgasm. Many have tried, none have succeeded. Can Draco Malfoy offer his assistance? / 8th Year AU - Complete

Draco finds himself living a Muggle lifestyle, up to and including purchasing a smartphone and using a dating app made for Muggle-borns and Half-bloods. There, he stumbles upon the profile of the last witch he had ever expected to find. (Inspired by one of my earlier works, Vibrations. Also inspired by Tinder lmao).

Hermione constructs a new set of rules designed to keep her out of a specific brand of trouble named Draco Malfoy. Rules make her feel safe and comfortable, but she always seems to forget that she isn't very good at following them.

Voldemort died, but the Death Eaters live on. Hermione Granger traded herself to Draco Malfoy in exchange for safe passage for core Order members. Now he's pretending to love her, Narcissa is pretending to believe that, and Hermione is walking a tightrope behind enemy lines as she figures out what is going on. Unfortunately, people fall off tightropes. (no non-con)

the grad school AU literally no one asked for :: a collection of drabbles, bit of a slow burn :: (M rating will perhaps make sense later-for now, they cuss a lot. kind of but also not TLJ spoilers.)

The weather is unbearable and magic is on the fritz. Draco Malfoy decides to hide out in Hermione Granger's dorm, whether she appreciates it or not.

Desperate for a change of pace following the end of the war, Hermione leaves London for a distant seaside town. There she stumbles upon Draco Malfoy, alone and seeking a fresh start. Written for Strictly Dramione's Summer Lovin' Fest 2018.

After Voldemort, there was this. The clock is ticking to create a cure to the unimaginable horror that currently grips the world. Hermione finds herself unwillingly allied with the most hated man in Wizarding Britain.

Hermione Granger's lipstick poses a major distraction. Draco also believes it's a tool used to construct a false image. What else is there to do but destruct her façade using his expert knowledge of evolutionary theory?

A reimagining of P&P which opens in the Summer of 1939 with the storm clouds of war on the horizon. Full summary at the start of Chapter 1. This story is now available as a Kindle E-book by Tish Elham on Amazon in a slightly edited version with the addition of a new chapter. The first three chapters are available here as a preview.

The Ministry of Magic forces every unattached witch and wizard in the country to marry. Hermione Granger tries to fight for the right to stay single…and spectacularly fails. A Marriage Law fic. Well, not really. Dramione.

Years after his and Hermione's break up, Draco is in town for his semi-annual visit. One brunch and more than a few mimosas later, he, Hermione, and Harry are back in Harry and Ginny's flat where some drunken decisions (both good and not so good) are made.

Seven-year-old Rey decides it's her duty to annoy the crap out of Ben Solo every single day she's alive. Modern-day AU.

A potions accident creates a copy of Draco, what will Hermione do? For the Dramionelove round 3 fest on Livejournal the theme of which was 'Alice in Wonderland'

After an evening out, Hermione ends up at Malfoy's place, and things don't end as hoped. More confused than ever, Hermione returns to the Ministry and aims to avoid him as much as possible—a desire that turns impossible once the Minister of Magic assigns them to the same project. Unable to escape him, Hermione soon discovers that there are layers to Malfoy she has yet to uncover.

18-Down: A thorn in her side (6 Letters) – Solution: Malfoy. 26-Across: A witch he loves to infuriate (7 Letters) – Solution: Granger. An expansion of the drabble "Do I Know You?" from Half-Baked Hermiones. Dramione. Post-Hogwarts AU.

Having helped his best friend secure the affections of the love of his life, Draco Malfoy, a handsome young wizard of one-and-twenty, realises he has a knack for matchmaking, and determines to use his talents for the good of the Wizarding World. Post-Hogwarts AU, loosely based on Jane Austen's 'Emma'. Dramione, Gin'n'Tonic, NottPott.

Hermione loses a bet to Draco and now has to let him take her on "the worst date in the history of the world." His words. Hermione is in for a night full of crappy pub food, a rented children's choir, and casual violence. But at some point in this rubbish heap of an evening, Hermione finds that there's more to Draco than she thought.

When Draco Malfoy is cursed to see only inner beauty, he finds Hermione Granger to be the most beautiful woman in the world. How utterly predictable. Dramione. One-shot.

Hermione meets her blond-haired addiction. PWP. Written for Strictly Dramione's Valentine's Day Smut Fest 2018.

Sequel to "How the Granger Won Christmas"! Hermione's been gone for nearly two months since that fateful Christmas Eve night where she and Draco Malfoy discovered one another. And she's ready to come home. But will he be able to crack her prickly shell when he takes her out for Valentine's Day?

Tired of playing puppet, and carrying the burden as Magical Britain's most famous token Muggle-born; a night of lust with the social pariah of a ruined House sets her on the course to getting back everything that was taken from her. The war is over, but Hermione's reign has just begun.

My Advent contribution for the LightofEvolution Let Your Heart Be Light fest. When it comes to love, Hermione is a Grade-A Grinch. She sets standards most men simply cannot meet and gives them no quarter when they fail her. This holiday season, Harry and Ginny feel the need to intervene by setting her up with Draco Malfoy.

Roman (non-magical) AU. When Draco Malfidus became the new Proconsul of Gallia Narbonensis, he thought he'd finally have a quiet year. He didn't think his wife would die, that he'd have to buy a new slave to take care of his son, and that this slave would bring such trouble to his home. Hermione lost all her family to the Romans and is out for revenge. (I blame Ariel Riddle.)

Parfois t'es triste. Parfois t'as juste besoin d'une petite douceur. Et parfois c'est un peu des deux. [TRADUCTION, Dramione]

A story per night to save her life. Dramione, dystopian post-war AU. HEA. COMPLETE.

Draco is a single dad trying to raise a teenager. Little does he know that his son has a crush on his own childhood nemisis who has taken up the post of Defense Against the Dark Arts professor at Hogwarts. Draco tries to juggle parenthood, awkward situations, and his own budding interest in Hermione Granger. WINNER Best Comedy, Summer 2017 Enchanted Awards.

"You want to know why?" he growled, his eyes burning with feeling. She'd almost forgotten how he had this uncanny ability to rest his entire existence in his stare. How powerful it felt, that something so simple as the way someone looked at you could cut you open. D/Hr, one-shot. Complete!

Magical Regency AU. Many years ago, Draco Malfoy made a mistake when he let Hermione Granger walk away. But then circumstances bring them together again, and he realises that he never really got over her. But can she forgive him for his choices? Can he forgive himself? Jane Austen's Persuasion meets Harry Potter.

Running, hiding, secrets, and war. It's only natural to go a little crazy.

What happens when her friends drag Hermione out for a night? Some people are in for a set-up! Dramione, EWE

The year mysterious eggnog is served at a Ministry Christmas party, Hermione Granger finally stops thinking and starts doing. Draco/Hermione. One-shot. Complete! Written for D/Hr Advent 2016.

"Your hair," he says, without looking at her. "It's enormous, you know." A few, silent seconds pass, before Hermione makes a happy sort of sob. "Your chin is too sharp," she whispers. "We grew into them." "We certainly did." Suddenly, her perfect mouth is on his, and he realizes that maybe he hasn't ruined anything after all. A Dramione love story, in reverse

"It's a veritable PTSD tour. With pastries. And hand-skimmed clotted cream. And Hermione has no idea why she's doing it, but it's becoming very apparent that she is." Sometimes you're sad. Sometimes you need dessert. And sometimes, it's a little of both. [COMPLETE, DRAMIONE]

Hermione Granger thought it would be a one night stand. Then a two night stand. But try as she might, she could not break off her addiction to Draco Malfoy. Nor could he. But how long could they hide their illicit affair? (explicit adult content, almost PWP in places)

Hermione's life intertwines with Draco's in ten short encounters a decade after and a world away.

This was not how she had imagined her year would end.

Draco was rather pleased with his record of not-promise-making; he'd never led anyone on, and he'd always been up front about what people should expect from him. Until then, he'd been perfectly satisfied that what people expected from him was very little.

TWO-SHOT: "So—you're upset," he says with a nonchalant nod and discreet adjustment of his slightly too-tight khaki corduroys. She blinks at him, her expression alternating between indignation and incredulity and flat-out fury. He had been right about her being pretty beneath the intimidation tactics. HG/DM. (Companion to 'Punch Drunk').

ONE-SHOT: On her twelfth day, she's standing next to a bank of stainless steel wire bird cages and clasping a shrink-wrapped package of pine wood shavings to her chest and legitimately praying for strength when Harry pauses in the doorway for no readily apparent reason other than to scowl disapprovingly in her general direction and that just. No. That's it. PP/HP.

By all appearances, Hermione Granger runs a successful bookshop, lives a happy life, and wants for nothing. However, when a person from her past starts asking uncomfortable questions, Hermione realizes that things are never as they appear.

It takes the unexpected engagement of their children to get Draco and Hermione in a room together, but only the selfish acts of their estranged spouses and a 300 Galleon bottle of firewhiskey will get them in a bedroom. What starts out as a one time mistake soon becomes a full-blown affair with a deadline; the day their children say 'I do'. But things rarely go according to plan.

Doubt was a funny thing. It was like a tick; harmless on the surface, but when it burrowed in deep, extremely dangerous. For Draco Malfoy, successful Death Eater, ruthless soldier and proud Pureblood, it may just be his downfall.

Jane Foster, college student on a semester abroad in London, fights her way through Philosophy of Quantum Mechanics, dates a golden boy, and gets tutored by a compulsive liar. Which situation is most unsustainable is a matter of opinion. (College!AU. Lokane/Fosterson. The author regrets everything.)

If there was one thing Draco excelled at, it was plotting. Granger didn't stand a chance. D/Hr. 6th year; AU.

A fellow Sherlock author asked me to put together a comprehensive guide to writing both gay and straight erotic fiction, as well as lists of sexy words and some general writing tips. Please feel free to use. Includes Table of Contents and References.

"That incident, their first kiss, always reminded her of a car crash; people often described how they could recall every moment before and every moment after, but the impact itself was lost or hazy, like when you find a new bruise and can't remember where it came from. And Hermione could genuinely remember every detail that followed the impact. Every detail." Dramione. One-shot.

A scream tore from her lips when something grabbed her and hauled her to her feet."Tell me you can see me!" A frantic voice said. The last thing Hermione expected to find while helping her Muggle cousin was the missing Malfoy, now she's stuck with him.

Hermione is serving at Malfoy Mansion after the war was lost. In her bleak existance, she manages to find ways to cope. Contains nonconsentual. COMPLETE.

Five years after the end of Voldemort and Harry Potter, Draco Malfoy is out of Azkaban and is a shell of his former self. Hermione Granger is doing her best, but she has demons of her own to deal with.

Oneshot Nine moments in the lives of Draco Malfoy and Hermione Granger. Tie in a little mythology, sprinkle with angst and romance, and step back. 8/15/08: CURRENTLY NOMINATED AT THE QUIBBLER AWARDS!