Hi. My name (For the moment, that is. It not my real name, you fool!) is Nyxa Raiyne Ansari. I love Harry Potter, CSI: Miami, NCIS, Bones, and Castle. That's all you need to know, other than I hate Twilight, so don't mention it in any relation to anything I write. I will be tempted to go all tiger on you and tear you to pieces for the insult. Just kidding. Maybe. I wouldn't suggest trying it. Anyways, I do not flame, so please (PRETTY PLEASE?!) don't flame me either. Flaming is not considered constructive criticism, so watch your tongue with me. Bye!

I'm random, aren't I? And perhaps a bit disturbed... But there's nothing wrong with that is there? IS THERE? MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!

Yes, I need help. Although therapy does not seem to help the random bouts of insanity... Never mind. Just ignore me. This is what happens when I'm up late and don't feel like going to bed yet. I ramble. Ooooohhhhh! I wonder if anyone wants to know all the ways I know to kill people?... Nah! It might freak them out. Oh great, I'm talking to myself via typing! You know, my psychiatrist never prepared me for this... Eventual insanity, maybe, but not conversing with myself via the computer. Oh well, I never could be normal! You know what, I should probably stop typing and shut up now. It wouldn't be good for people to question my already questionable sanity... No, not good at all... Now, what to do to remedy that problem? Write more stories? Nah, that might make them think I'm even more suicidal, or depressed, or just plain crazy, considering the subject matter my stories tend to lean towards. Darn. Now what to do? I think sleep might be good, before I embarrass myself even further. Okay, shut up brain. Shut up, brain. Shut up, brain! Let me sleep, darn you!

Arrggghhh. I hate my brain sometimes.