Sakura's a psychic, Naruto's a swordsman, and Sasuke is a wizard. Kakashi, meanwhile, is the unfortunate jounin assigned to train them. Get ready to see familiar personalities from these three. Can Konoha survive this trio? Can the world? Please read and review. truly, Christopher Scott: A Gentleman Thief

One day after a mission Iruka decides to take in Naruto Uzumaki. What could possibly go wrong? Well... it looks like Naruto just turned off his personal gravity. Oh, and Shisui is prone to sugar highs. Who would've guessed?

On October 10th when the Kyuubi no Kitsune ravages Konoha, Namikaze Minato unwittingly makes a bargain with Death. Years earlier, his life is rewritten when the overpowered, bizarre, and possibly alien Eleanor Lily Potter arrives at Konoha's orphanage and quickly becomes his best friend.

One mistake is what cost him everything. Now he would have to build his life up from scratch. His distraction: understanding Uchiha Madara, and the Shodai. This was like Sasuke all over again only this time without the characteristic brooding, in its stead stood the casim of his self-hatred, and Madara's easy self-confidence. (MadaNaru)

Uchiha Sarada is the 9th Hokage. A legendary shinobi, the first Uchiha to have become a Hokage. However, her reign is not easy, the village is under attack from a threat greater than any that have come before. When even the Five Kage cannot stop the incoming threat there is only one person who could, Uzumaki Naruto. There is but one problem, he is dead.

During the Horcrux hunt in book 7, Hermione tells the boys Muggle fairy tales to pass the time. Now with Thumbelina!

What a difference one word can make...

Time line, what time line? Or Harriet makes her way around the elemental countries and encounters a few *cough* unique people and situations. Told in short, non-sequential spurts. FemHarry. Connected to the AUD universe.

The Red Wedding has happened and the Old Gods are getting worried about what has happened. They have no choice. Robb must return.

Itachi was very nice and simple minded guy, he took orders from his Hokage and completed them, he was nice to his brother, he was very very good at killing people etc etc. It was all good, unlit he started developing feeling for a certain some one and that was when disaster started happening. Itanaru one-sided Gaaranaru.

The Hyuuga Clan is also known as the All-Seeing Clan. But they didn't need the help of the Byakugan to know that there was something special about their heiress. (Harry is Hyuuga Hinata/Second in my Reincarnation Series)

Naruto has always wanted to be the Hokage but does he really understand what it means to wear the Hokage's hat? Who better to teach him than the First Hokage himself! Only, he's not the Hokage yet, he hasn't even built Konoha . . . or discovered his Wood Style. Gen fic. Madara:Naruto:Hashirama.

During the Triwizard Tournament, something goes terribly wrong. Hariel Potter wakes up in another world, with a dying mother dragon and four baby dragons to provide for. Female Harry (eventual Harry/Aegon VI - slow burn)

She told him to call her Dara, shy Eddara, and she danced with the reluctance of a girl with a prettier sister and a betrothed who seemed more interested in other women, and then she refused to kiss him. Rewrite of "I Strove to Reach Her"

He was born a bastard and he always believed he will remain as one until the day he stumbled upon old documents, letters and truth... (JonXDany) (All credits to HBO, GRRM except for the OC and some scenes that I invented.)

Petunia performs a bit of accidental magic. It says something about her parenting that Uchiha Itachi is considered a better prospect for raising a child. Young Hari is raised by one of the most infamous nukenin of all time and a cadre of "Uncles" whose cumulative effect is very . . . prominent. And someone had the bright idea to bring him back to England. Merlin help them all.

For the record, Harry was only here for his time-travelling kids. Voldemort can fuck off. Harry/Voldemort mpreg

Under revision, see chapter 10 for more details

Thirty-Four year old Harry Potter travels back in time, adopting the name of Blake Slytherin - he interferes with his own trial and messes with Dumbledore's perfectly laid plans. What happens afterwards? will Blake have bitten off more than he can chew? Will it be left to Harry to do what needs to be done? SLASH HP/? BS/SS

Harry Potter disappeared seven years ago. Now, the Goblet of Fire has summoned him from where he was. Older than he should be, and not amused that he was taken from his wife, he will do what he has to do in order to get home. He may have been forced into this mess, but he'll be damned if he's going to play by their rules.

As promised, other PoVs from the AC series. These will vary in length a lot.

Although more fortunate than others, Lyarra Snow is a bastard. Her place, however she had the love of her siblings and her father, never seemed to be at Winterfell. She fits, but narrowly. And for the rest of her life, she thought it would always be this way. That is, until the King travels to the North and her family is throwed in a dangerous of thrones. [Fem!JonXRobbXMargaery]

We know no King, but the King in the North whose name is Stark. [Time-Travel AU]

Itachi Uchiha is a strange child, who regularly converses with things no one else can see, drinks far too much tea, and has a strong and unyielding obsession with being the best big brother ever (or, in a world where England is reborn into the Naruto universe, Itachi ends up a little…different).

A curious 11-year-old Harry begins acting on the strange and wonderful things he observes in the wizarding world. He might just turn out very differently, and the world with him.

Odd little one shots that may or may not be turned into their own stories.

Danzo and his agents seek to subtly gain control of Konoha. Uzumaki Naruto's role in single-handedly defeating a fully-realized Bijū has made him a celebrity. The former pariah is now the Leaf's biggest hero. It is a perfect opportunity to create a puppet Hokage. The plan is nearly foolproof, except for one critical flaw: they underestimated Uzumaki Naruto! 5th-Hokage!Naruto

Team 7 is sent on a mission to investigate a disturbance outside of the village, where they encounter an unconscious girl in a crater. The mysterious Sarada insists she's a shinobi from the Hidden Leaf trying to rescue her teammates. When the team discovers she possesses a Sharingan, things become even more unbelievable. [Part of the Legacy of Fire Series]

HPNaruto crossover.HarryKakashi eventually. What happens when a certain Wizard finds an unexpected bundle on his doorstep? A shinobi raised as a wizard instead? Totally AU for both although folows HP until Sirius' death.

This story follows the life of Jon Snow, a lord's bastard, and a boy with dreams beyond his station. AU where Jon escapes Winterfell, in search of answers about his mother. PS: This is my first story and I am not an english speaker so I hope you'll enjoy this.

AU Years after the Rebellion has ended, Jon Snow and his companions are sent to Winterfell

Rhaegar Targaryen has always had an invisible friend who has been there for him. Harry/Rhaegar.

A place for odd story bits that drip out of my brain.

It's no small thing to save a life, but losing one can shape you beyond imagining. The day Obito had his first brush with death was the day another part of Obito woke up. And What should have been, took three steps to the left. In typical Potter fashion. Harry Potter made a decision and Uchiha Obito has to live with it, whether he likes it or not.

Time Travel. ANBU. On his way back from a mission, Inu found two unknown injured masked nins. The questions are: Why are they so strong? Why is one of them looking exactly like Minato-sensei? and Why is Sandaime-sama trying to make Kitsune the next Hokage?

Dumbledore claimed that death is only the next great adventure. Uchiha Meika, formerly Harriet Potter, finds out that he was right, yet again, the hard way.

Set after S1E10 The Death of Wolsey. "I give you leave that we may always speak freely with each other, honestly, openly and with a true heart. For me, that is the true definition of love." What If Henry and Anne had taken this more to heart and been honest with each other? How would things have changed? Will their love destroy them, or lead them into a golden age?

It had been years since the fourth shinobi war had started, and Naru's mask was failing her. Looking at the bright red moon, she only sighed. There was only one thing she could do, and that was to turn back the clock. Go back to the start, and rewrite everything she ever knew. FemNaruto, Time travel

Naruto is sick, the seal is breaking, The Demon Fox summons a human soul to break the seal and escape but Minato's protections kick in and stops it in time, With nowhere to go and Naruto in danger of dying. Harry is given a second chance to live... As Naruto's older sister Haruko Uzumaki.

Bran's last act before death was making a deal with the Old gods. What kind of deal, you may ask? A deal, for his family to begin again. But there is a catch, Bran is not a part of the deal. Not everyone can know what the future holds. AU and a 'Fix-it' fic I suppose.

Trust the Yondaime to turn death into a minor inconvenience.

Hotch, Morgan and Reid get kidnapped one night and wake up in a cellar. While they wait for the team to rescue them they have to go through torture and have their deepest secrets revealed to each other. Only their kidnapping is just the start of a more dangerous threat, with the biggest target directed at Reid and all he symbolizes.

When a red-headed girl appears out of nothingness, bleeding out in his bedroom, and declares herself to be a ninja of Konoha, eight-year-old Tom Riddle decides that his needs are best served in a place other than England. side fic to "Minato Namikaze and the Destroyer of Worlds"

With the power of all nine Bijuu within him, Rokudaime Hokage Uzumaki Naruto should have been unstoppable. When Tobi tried to imprison him in the Other Dimension, the combined power of nine tailed beasts caused spacetime to tear, and the bijuu found themselves inside their previous jinchuuriki hosts...in the past. [AU/Time Travel]

Joanna Lannister births a baby girl three years before Jaime and Cersei. Little Taliya Lannister has parents who love her and a secret and magic that could change Westeros forever. FemHarry/Rhaegar Targaryen

After Belarus is left alone in the snow, she is saved by England, who knows exactly how it feels to be alone. But a magical threat will strain their relationship to the max- and open Belarus's eyes to a whole new world. Will she survive in her new world... or will she die?

Cordelia Potter never bought into the whole 'keeping your blood pure' ideology. Until one day life forced her to look in a whole new direction. Never before had the sentence 'blood is thicker than water' rung so true. - fem!Harry/Rhaegar Targaryen

In a world where soul marks are reparations from one House to another, Jaime Lannister cannot, for the life of him, understand why his family was punished on House Stark's behalf. Or where the Kingslayer finds redemption in a Targaryen Princess but neither are aware of that little fact. Soul Marks AU, fem!Jon, slowly-redeemed!Jaime, not-drunk-enough-for-this!Tyrion, Jaime x Lyarra

Naruto didn't remember when she began seeing them. The see-through people. Only that as she grew up there was always a warm hand. Nothing made her happier when she was able to see the ghosts of the deceased, despite the tragedy behind each one she saw. Fem!Naruto Semi-AU

They knew her. The way they spoke to her, the way they looked at her; Hashirama, Tobirama, and Madara knew her. One moment of inattention on the battlefield and Naruko quickly found out why.

Even the Gods can show sympathy, however unwelcome their blessings may be. When Aphrodite, a goddess born of sea and foam, grants a blessing to another child of the ocean, she irrevocably alters the prophecy. Because when Percy Jackson looks across the Lotus Hotel and Casino and meets the wide, dark eyes of a Son of Death, everything changes. Percy x Nico

Fugaku stared at his daughter. His daughter stared back at him. With cerulean eyes. And his wife dared him to say anything stupid. He blinked his eyes and left, needing a drink or two. Fem!Naruto!

Naruto Uzumaki dislikes ghosts. She especially dislikes the ghost of that absurdly cheerful Uchiha boy who refuses to leave her alone. Shisui x femNaruto

'"Maybe. Just Maybe." They thought in sync.' Percy comes home from school and is cooping with depression. His Alphas think of a future with Percy being better. Omega!Percy/Alpha!Ares,Hermes,Apollo. Rated M for suggestive content and paranoia.

On what seems like an ordinary day in Hogwarts Lily and company find themselves in a surreal reality that seems to hinge entirely on a strange transfer student by the name of Ebony Way. Now, with reality tearing at the seams, Lily must find a way to save the universe before everything she knows and loves sinks into a goffick abyss. Crossover with the immortal fic "My Immortal"

Naruto wakes up one morning to the Sage wanting him to redo his life. Something about it being too convenient.

The knight's supposed to save the princess from the dragon but here, the princess is a dragon, the knight is a bookish lord, and the greatest threat is either the old lady in the blue wimple or the honorable warden with the Ice sword. Because no one thought a second Stark girl would be kidnapped for marriage or that the sensible Willas Tyrell would be the one to kidnap her. fem!Jon

Reborn as the eldest son of Tywin Lannister, Hadrian must shoulder the responsibilities of being heir to Casterly Rock and play the game of thrones. As war takes hold will he rise to win the game or will he be crushed by the factions all around him. Rated M to be safe.

Uchiha Hikaru is Madara and Izuna's beloved younger sister. Hashirama couldn't pick a worse person to fall in love with. He was utterly doomed. (fem!Harry/Hashirama. Third in my Reincarnation Series.)

Obito was dying he knew that and nothing could change it, he found it a fitting end for a man like him to die alone in an empty forest, lost among the Dimensions. but when a young boy stumbles upon his dying body missing an eye he decided to try for one last act of good and gives the boy his right eye. the boy's name Harry Potter. Sharingan Harry but limited in abilities.

What if Jon had inherited more than just Lyanna's colouring. What if he, like his mother and his uncle Brandon had the 'Wolf's Blood'. A what if story featuring Jon as a rather more assertive character than he is in the books or show. Standard warnings for GoT/ASoIaF fics. Violence, blood, sex and gore. Butterfly effect. Things will be different and the same. Mix of GoT/ASoIaF.

Sandaime Hokage, Sarutobi Hiruzen has a secret he had been keeping for a time now and Naruto found it by accident. A tale of beginnings and chances given… fem!Naruto. AU

An unexpected hatching forces Lyarra Snow to flee Winterfell before her bonded dragon can be put to the sword. Guided by uncanny dreams, her own wits, and letters that could plunge the realm into war, Lyarra must reignite the flames of her House for a Targaryen alone in the world is a terrible thing. Dragonrider elements heavily borrowed from Eragon. fem!Jon, Lyarra x Aegon

The ninja world has broken Kakashi Hatake again and again, doing more damage than some might think possible for a child to endure. So one night, the boy makes a desperate bid to escape. (Content warning, it gets pretty dark)

Rhaegar always wanted a Visenya for his Aegon. Be careful what you wish for. Regular warnings apply such as sex, incest, violence, character death and the usual. A 'reincarnation' fem'jon fic. Featurin my usual bag of goodies such as more prominent magic, a light hearted tone, some snark/crack and of course something else than the usual 'angsty/broody/whiny' Jon that is so normal.

Harry Potter woke up one morning with thousands of years of memory in his head, was it all just a dream or something more? Is he really England, aka Oliver Kirkland?

Laurel Potter made a mistake and poked something better left alone. A mad escape flung her into a far off reality, into the lap of Naruto Uzumaki Hokage-to-be. Now in between deciphering the runework keeping her trapped, she has to train Naruto, avoid the ANBU trying to figure her out, and find a way to stamp out every source of sabotage aimed at her new charge. Cross posted on AO3

In a moment of grief-stricken madness, Catelyn Stark attempts to murder her husband's bastard. Yet her entire worldview shatters when Lyarra Snow refuses to burn. fem!Jon, Lyarra x Robb

In the sealed scroll he finds a Bingo Book – his own page marking him as an S-class nukenin with flee-on-sight orders. "Ok. That is definitely different." Dimensional/Time Travel.

James and Sirius are having a devil of a time writing their essays for Muggle Studies, unless, of course, Karl Marx actually was some guy who invented some kind of muggle cheese. side fic to "October"

During his two-and-a-half-year training period, Naruto learned much more than anyone expected. Jiraiya taught him everything he knows, and more. Everyone knew he'd come back stronger, but no one knew he'd be this good. Stronger Naruto, post-time skip. Not OP Naruto, just sped up his development.

Loki fell off the Bifrost. Lily Potter had a beautiful baby boy with dark hair, green eyes, and a mischievious streak a mile wide.

To Sasuke, Itachi was both Mother and Father as well as older brother. Oneshots of a world where Fugaku and Mikoto died fighting against the Kyuubi during the Kyuubi attack. Not all will be in Chronological Order.

Jasper Whitlock faces his death at the hands of the destroyer of worlds and wonders if, after he has perished, if there will be anything left of them. side fic crossover of "Lily and the Art of Being Sisyphus" and "Twilight"

Run away with me. Let's find a home for cripples, bastards and broken things. There's so many wonders in the world and I want to find them with you. Run away with me, Lyarra Snow. (When Tyrion Lannister meets a shivering, frostbitten girl with milkglass eyes, he knows he's found home). fem!Jon, blind!Jon, Comfort Fic

Pairing: England/Canada (UKCan); Matthew keeps finding love letters on his seat at meetings and he's determined to find out just who it is. Ft. Alfred as best 'wingman.'

"Maybe I pissed Shinigami-sensei off too much," Naruto mused staring at his...no, her reflection in the river. She smiled slightly, "Question is, where exactly am I?" (time-travel shinobi war era)

FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THINGS MAGICAL WHO THOUGHT IT WAS A GOOD IDEA TO LET FLYING MINT BUNNY TEACH AT HOGW- Oh wait that was England.

Hari, a prodigy, a student to a traitor, and the boy who adopts Naruto as his little brother. Harry Potter, the abandoned brother of the BWL, or who everyone thinks is the boy who lived... After the Triwizard cup forcibly summons Hari back to where he was Harry Potter, he must compete and live in a world that he wants no part of, and maybe "deal" with Voldemort on the way.

It was the responsibility of a big sister to protect their little sister, even from her own mistakes, even if it meant to sacrifice her own honor. Cat knew that, because in Family, Duty, Honor, Family came before Honor. So when Lysa didn't drink moon tea and her husband came home with a bastard himself, she claimed her sister's child as hers.

After the night of Mizuki and the scroll comes Naruto's first morning as a ninja of the Leaf.

Young Hashirama and Madara - whose first friendship has not yet broken up - end up in the future thanks to Konohamaru. Rather than having been brought somewhere sensible, some time where they could run into people who actually knew them in life, they're skipped past all that and land in the reign of the Nanadaime; which may as well be an alien world as far as they're concerned.

Sasuke and Naruto discover that they're distant cousins after they both activate the Sharingan on the bridge in Wave. Family is family, and they won't let anything happen to the only family they have left, even if they want to strangle each-other.

The marriage contract made with the Uzumaki at Konoha's Founding was supposed to have been a symbolic gesture on the Uchiha's part. Then Itachi got desperate to stop the Massacre, and the Hokage decided to take advantage of the situation in order to get Naruto an Unpaid caretaker who can't quit. The very straight Uchiha Itachi is now stuck as "Mrs. Uzumaki" for the next five years.

Everything was looking up. His best friend was back and Team Seven was together again. Kaguya would lose. That was what he thought until suddenly he was falling. Now he was in pain with an oversized uniform and a voice too high. What the hell was going on? Time Travel. Gen. Epic Friendship. Rated T for Language.

Summary: AU: Fem!Harry. An afterlife as the Mistress of Death could be lonely. It was selfish, but Masaki wanted a second chance with her parents. Her hope was this time there would be no Voldemort to interfere and cut their time short. Despite the constant clan wars, she got her wish - for the most part.

Robert finds out about Jon and everyone realizes another war might be upon them.

The ninja silently ghosted through the hallways of the strange Western castle, intent on reaching his target...

Rather than finding himself in the afterlife when he'd sacrificed his life to help defeat Kaguya, Obito woke up to find himself in the past. Needing a new purpose in life, the not-entirely-reformed Obito decides to make it up to Naruto for having destroyed the boy's life the day he was born and give him the happiest childhood ever. If it costs a few lives along the way, too bad.

Moments in the life of a Naruto who inherited a rather useless Kekkei Genkai from his father. Not in Chronological Order.

A pair of shinobi come up with a rather novel way of shirking Naruto watching duty when one of them learns the minimum requirements for enrollment in Konoha's Ninja Academy.

Fugaku gets one of the things he's wanted for the longest time, and realizes he's come out the worse in the bargain ("Damn you Sarutobi!"). Not only does he have to deal with his clan and a suspicious village that isn't ready to let bygones be bygones after only five years, but there's also some time travelers whose carefully laid plans have just been shot to hell running around...

Jon Snow discovers a device hidden deep inside the Crypts of Winterfell which turns his life into a video game. Jon uses his new found powers to find a place for himself in the world, learning to adapt, learning that to survive what is out there he has to become more than just a man in order to save them all from the Long Night. M, because of 'stuff', REVIEWS!

"He found her on the streets of New York. Except, she was nothing like the Percy Jackson he remembered. And neither were the three gods at her side, poised like snakes, embracing her. She was theirs, and they were hers, and there was nothing one could do about it." { Fem!Percy/Apollo/Ares/Hermes :: Soul Bond }

Arthur gets the news his snake is dead, a few years too late. Now he's mad. And reliving old memories! Hetalia/ Harry Potter X-over. One Shot.

Professor Snape has pretty much despaired of ever teaching a dunderhead like Potter how to occlude his mind properly. Since he *is* on the side of the angels, he offers Harry a lesser option, one less effective but easier to do. Combined with a little sadism on Harry's part and he's lucky that Snape feels obligated to keep him out of prison for war crimes.

Naruto thinks it's a birthday surprise gone badly wrong which will only end when he finds where his birthday present has been hidden. Boruto and Himawari are desperate to get back to their own time. And, thanks to a misunderstanding, Hyuuga Hiashi is torn between arranging a shotgun wedding between Naruto and his twelve year-old daughter Hinata, or just using the shotgun on Naruto.

He just wanted to become a typical Jōnin, marry a normal woman, have two kids, boy and girl in that order, and live a relatively simple life. However, life doesn't seem to want to work out that way. Not when your wife is the future Rokudaime Hokage, Jinchūriki of the Nine-tails, and a trouble magnet. How troublesome. Fem!Naruto/Shikamaru

There's another Team Seven. After so many long years and failed teams, Kakashi has finally passed the fourth Team Seven in Konoha's commonly-known history after his own, his sensei's, and the Legendary Sannin themselves. Oh god, what was he even thinking?

Despite certain abilities, the Original Non-Duplicate Nanadaime Hokage Uzumaki Naruto is seen in his office alone with all his paperwork with nary a clone in sight when one would expect him to have spammed the place with the things and gotten his paperwork done in five minutes. This is why that was the case.

"What would you suggest for a present? Something that would bring happy memories, remind of happy times and people, a thing that sparks positive emotions in general." "A photo, sir." FemNaru, Spin-off of HauntKage.

Fem Naruto x Hashirama

Me? Kushina? What kind of sick joke is that! Isn't my name supposed to be Lillian Potter, not Kushina Uzumaki-Namikaze? AU/ MOD! Harry/Fem!Harry: in which Death decided to swap the soul of his dying Mistress with Kushina's, which broke the Universe. Rated M for Language. Discontinued.

Naruto and Sasuke decide to combine the Oiroke Jutsu and Time Travel to pull a prank on their previous incarnations. It backfires. Spectacularly.

How a certain incident could've gone if it had been Hanabi who had the crush on Naruto.

Senju Hashirama, Konoha's first Hokage, has a village to run. If people would just get out of his way and let him that is. And, who the heck is this Uzumaki Naruto character they keep mentioning anyway?

Kushina beamed at her daughter. She was such a pretty thing, her eldest. Minato's face and personality but Kushina's hair and eyes. And all awesome of course, just like her kaa-san! (Harry is reborn as Namikaze Hanari, the Hokage's only daughter.) Itachi/femHarry

Madara runs into a girl with bright red hair and impossibly green eyes, and suddenly, his future's not set in stone anymore. Fem!Harry, HP x Madara COMPLETE

Naruto is an Idiot with a capital I, and Sasuke feels the needs to help her for his own sanity. Fem Naruto x Sasuke

Jon Snow reaches the age of budding masculinity. Inspired by "Cherry Wine" by Emmaliza and a comment to said fic by Angelcat70 at the "other fanfic site". Jon Snow knows nothing. Jon Arryn does not know anything either

A slight AU on the events at the Tower of Joy. Ned makes much wiser choices.

Contrary to popular belief - the gods have been immeasurably kind to Sally Jackson.

What if Jon Snow was born Lysara Snow? What if she became a formidable Foe in The Game of Thrones? Yes, What if? *On indefinite Hiatus.*

Nayuki (femNaruto) dies - well, not really. She awakes in the time of Sengoku Jidai. There she get's to know Butsuma Senju and their advanture starts. I'm not a native speaker... :D Anyways, enjoy!

As Jon's fateful stabbing ends differently, so does history change for better or worse. Timetravel, Heavy AU, Focus on Magic, Valyria. Both show and books driven. Usual warnings apply for GoT/ASoIaF: Smut, Incestuous Wincest Extreme Violence, Character Death, Davos being awesome, Rape, Littlefinger being his usual cuntish self. Sansa must Sansa as the Tully train never ends.

Minato tries, and mostly fails, to ask Lee on a date. side fic to "Minato Namikaze and the Destroyer of Worlds"

Dumbledore trusted the Dursleys but McGonagall didn't, so she tracked down some other non-magical relatives. More distant relatives, and seemingly friendlier. Funny how a bout of accidental magic can change the fate of a clan. Now the remaining Uchiha must hide their fire until they're ready to rise from the ashes. Which happens to be easier when you have a wizard in the family.

Kushina tells the tale of how she, single handedly, managed to seduce both Lee and Minato at the same time to her impressionable (if horrified) children. side fic to "Minato Namikaze and the Destroyer of Worlds"

"He's sitting in the Great Hall, and Dumbledore is making really weird sounds — what the hell is "oh hon hon hon" anyway? — and Harry realises yet again that something is very wrong." - Wherein the nations end up in the bodies of the Hogwart's professors, and all hell breaks loose.

A repository for whatever one shots, omakes or ideas that were written and then scrapped from any of my stories. Usual warnings apply: Snark, Sacrasm, Violence, Sex, Humour, Murphy striking at inopportune times and the usual.

Fem!Percy/Apollo. Rachel Dare isn't the Oracle. Persephone Jackson, the daughter of Poseidon, is. And for the first time Apollo truly regrets that his Oracle has to stay a virgin forever, because all he ever wanted to do with Percy was throw her over his his shoulder and carry her to his bedroom. But well, maybe she can help him find a loophole. ON HIATUS.

They had always thought there were two possibilities in the war - Rhaegar would win and Robert would die, or Robert would win and Rhaegar would die. Nobody had really contemplated the third option until it came to being, not even Tywin Lannister... It could lead to even greater bloodshed, or produce the sort of peace the Seven Kingdoms hadn't seen.

ABANDONED PENDING COMPLETE REWRITE! I still have all the old chapters if someone want to adopt it. New story will come soon, a lot of differences but some similarities. Really sorry mates.

Team Seven gets bored waiting for Kakashi Sensei to turn up. In an effort to ditch his annoying team mates, Sasuke suggests splitting up to look for him. Sakura finds their sensei quite promptly. Sasuke finds a bowl of soup, and Naruto... well, let's just say it wasn't pretty.

Waking up alone in a deep forest made her believe she had died. Naruto had done a lot of crazy things in her short life, like challenging the Kyūbi and fought against the powers of a God. But this just might be the most incomprehensible thing she'd ever managed. What do you do when being unwillingly thrown back in time?

When Hashirama died, he thought he will enjoy afterlife, until Shinigami kicked his butt to the living realm with a task to look after Kyuubi's Jinchuuriki. Naruto on the other hand, was praying desperately for the ghost to leave her alone. FemNaru!

Uzumaki Kamaboko is an out of control prank-playing hooligan with horrible grades, and also a future kunoichi. Koharu decides she cannot accept this. FemNaruto. Academy era mentor story. Training based story. Woman training woman.

Many years ago, Utatane Koharu took Uzumaki Kamaboko away from the Academy for private training. Now Kama is back to take the Genin Exam, but a few things have changed... FemNaruto. Covers part one. On pause.

It was the day after a world meeting, and some harsh words had been exchanged. Once again, America and England had gotten in a fight, only this time it was serious.

Hashirama should not be allowed to do anything ever. It's the one thing Madara and Tobirama agree on.

Approved spin off story of The life and times of Hatake Kakashi, Nukenin from Whispering Darkness. Kakashi may now have to live the life of a missing nin but that didn't mean that he couldn't have fun did it? ...though there are a few things that he really hadn't anticipated.

Panicking in the middle of the plant zombie battle, Eru Lee accidentally whisks team seven and the nidaime decades into an alternate dimension's future. There they discover a few of the surprising elements to this other world while the other world discovers a few aspects of Eru Lee. Side fic to "Minato Namikaze and the Destroyer of Worlds"

My ideas file for the Game of Thrones. These are short stories that may or may not become longer pieces. Many are about the consequences of cruelty or other rash acts.

Just Suppose Harry hadn't heeded his godfather's advice, and actually lost his temper at his trial? Time travel fic and title is 'Back to the Future' joke.

A few simple sentences can change a person's life; for better or for worse. Kakashi utters one of these simple sentences to a five year old Naruto in a chance meeting. How will this affect both their lives and the shinobi world as a whole? Brotherly!Kakashi, Believably Strong / Smart Naruto. Adopted by Kyoto141092

What would have been the appropriate response to a creature that can kill with a look being set loose in the only magical school in Britain? It would have been a lot more than a pat on the head from Dumbledore and a mug of hot cocoa.

America and Russia's decade long feuding has finally produced a love child, the terrifying and overpowered Eleanor Lily Potter, otherwise known as the girl-who-lived. spin-off of "Lily and the Art of Being Sisyphus"

ONESHOT. This story takes place during the Shippuden era of the series. Kakashi and Jiraiya help Naruto to perfect his Sexy Jutsu in the best way that they can: giving their student experience in being a woman.

AU: When he died to end the war, Senju Tobirama didn't have any regrets. As he closed his eyes, finally succumbing to his multiple injuries, the Nidaime Hokage was happy... But Fate just loved to mess with him. Forty years later, Senju Tobirama opened his eyes once more. (fem!Naru[Nagisa],reborn!Tobirama,NagiTobi)

A certain word appears somewhere on your body when your soulmate is born. Apollo has lived thousands of years without a mark and is resigned to being alone. Eighteen years ago, one August morning to be exact, he awakes to find a black word curling over his collarbone.

Naruto didn't believe what she was seeing-there in front of her was a mini-Hashirama and an unconscious mini-Madara, bleeding to death. And Kurama's laughter didn't help either in this matter. Why oh why did she get thrown back in time?

It takes a Village to make a relationship-Or, at least, a bunch of over-reaching grumpy old farts, a military leader with a bit too much to drink, a nosy but well meaning kunoichi, eight ninken, and the power of youth. And a really cranky chakra monster with nine tails and a penchant for swearing. Kakashi/femNaru

It was probably the strangest proposition he'd ever received. "I'm really sorry about this, but I've decided to become your fangirl." "My fangirl?" "Yes, and I think it's only fair to warn you beforehand." fem!Naruto, no Uchiha Massacre, Shisui x Naruko (An Ideal World Fic)

Kurama, the Kyuubi no Kitsune, has his first impression of Eru Lee and concludes that humans are not only idiots but also great fools. Lee also sticks her foot into her mouth slightly more than she normally does in any given conversation. Side fic to "Minato Namikaze and the Destroyer of Worlds"

After the disastrous confrontation with Lee's assailant during their first C-rank Lee teleports herself and Minato to an unfamiliar Konoha decades in the future. There they are forced to confront the world where Lee doesn't exist and Lee's own growing illness. Side fic to "Minato Namikaze and the Destroyer of Worlds"

When Tsunade is told by the Council that Naruto will never be Hokage, things start to spiral horribly out of control. ONESHOT

One-shot that wouldn't leave me alone. Naruto banishment plot with a twist.

Minato Namikaze never did find out who his parents were. Tsunade made sure of that. One-shot.

Pure-blood Culture: Heiress Isla Potter wasn't sure who was more surprised when she randomly kissed Lord Slytherin—herself, the Dark Lord, or his Death Eaters.

In which it can be a felony to talk to snakes, or where Harry decides to become supreme ruler of Azkaban. A sorta drabble fic with Harry in prison.

England has always been difficult to understand. To others and to himself, England has always hid behind his mask. But what happens when that mask is suddenly taken away? England must find himself again.

A boy abandoned by his family, a man betrayed by his home, a nation broken by its hate, and a conflict that connects them. Join Naruto and Jiraiya as they form a new path for their world. No God mode. No bashing. No pairing as of yet. Enjoy.

Percy has known for his ability for awhe now and has attraction for Hades will he feel the same? Contains mpreg there will be a sequel

During a run in with Orochimaru, Sakura and her friends find themselves outmatched. He discusses Team seven and the Sannin team, looking for who matches who. Orochimaru's observations shock everyone. A short one shot.

Sequel to LIKE ME! Must read before this fic. After the encounter with Orochimaru, Sakura can't help but wonder.

AU Roose Bolton waits for every opportunity to betray Robb and become the Warden of the North. Unfortunately for him, it seems both the old and new gods favor the King of North so much that the war seems to be going perfectly for the Starks.

Unfinished drabble up for adoption: England's brothers have finally broken up the United Kingdom; they are officially independant nations. But when they tell the other nations, why does that make Australia and Canada so happy? Wait, what promise? What! Rating for minor swearing

In which Absolution is necessary and almost unattainable, as three souls in a stormy world fight to calm a storm that cannot be tamed, in a world where the hope for change has died into flickering embers that flicker out as the winter of death approaches. The Warring Era never ended but a treaty is the easiest way to bind them all together. Who ever said marriage was simple?

AU, post-Kakashi Gaiden, pre-Naruto, TWO-SHOT. A very young Naruto exploits a loophole and makes a flawed assumption. His mother is dismayed. His father thinks its hysterical. Read, review, and enjoy!

The Council makes a mistake. Konoha pays the price. Akatsuki settles, like its members need. And Uzumaki Naruko finds a home when she's had nothing but a prison.

The problem with alluding to secrets, of course, is that they can be so easily misunderstood. Or why the entirety of Wizarding Britain is convinced that James Potter, Sirius Black, and Lily Evans are in a happy threesome.

Determined to help her friends on the battlefield, Naruto takes a shortcut through an unknown dense forest. Best be known to her that the Sage of the six paths set up security seals there. Naruto activates one of them and she & Kumara are sent into the past. How will Naruto and Kumara change the ninja world? Was this all a part of the prophecy! FemNaruto. Time-travel.

My odd ideas file. Little snippets that don't quite merit their own stories. Some funny; some less so.

Balon rebels before Theon can leave for Pyke and Robb's bannermen expect blood. It's not going to happen but he figures it's only polite to hear them out. Theon/Robb. Some elements of crack.

Oberyn sets out to seduce Lyanna at Harrenhal, and she lets him. So what happens afterward?

The blueprinting of a new societal order by two great men. Err, boys. Crack.

Naruko thought it was hard being Kakashi's only pupil and already being engaged, but then the CRA is enacted for politics and there's this whole gritty process and a bunch of men that seem really broken and need her to fix them up. She doesn't know how to deal with fanclubs, learning Mokuton, and going on a quest to find her father and immortality too. Growing up seems hard.

An unusual response by Harry Potter to Draco Malfoy leaves Dumbledore amused, Minerva confused, and Severus bemused. "You're just jealous that Professor Snape likes me best!"

What if there were a little more magic in and among the Starks of Winterfell? This Ned Stark has to adjust to a different code of honor if he's going to save the lives of his family members.

In which, three brothers were born sisters, three sisters brothers, and all the changes that creates.

AU- Reid never joined the BAU, instead they come across a seven-year old Spencer Reid in a case in Nevada. The boy is found during the takedown of the unsub, locked in a closet. He immediately bonds with one of the team and doesn't let go easily. Rated T just in case, mentions of past child abuse. Chapter 30 is up!

Naruto is, in some way or another, related to or has a connection to a huge group of powerful A-rank or S-rank ninja, who proceeded to ignore him for most of his life. What if they weren't really as absent as it seems? Obito-nii, Kakashi-nii, Nagato-ji... Naruto clearly has a large extended family to deal with.

It was clear to everyone that the poor boy was besotted with the Stark girl. Luckily for all parties involved, Uncle Oberyn comes to the rescue.

There were just too many instances lately where Sasuke's hand had accidently landed on Naruto's developing chest during training for Jiraiya's comfort and the sad part was that the girl had no idea that she was being molested. So now it was up to Jiraiya to defend Naruto from Sasuke's lecherous paws. Fun, one-shot with protective Jiraiya, pervert Sasuke and clueless Naruto . R&R

When the Yondaime can't be ressurected using Edo Tensei, Ororchimaru tries to hurt Sarutobi by using someone equally painful for the Hokage. He really should have thought this through. The Konoha 11 learn a bit about Naruto's history.

Most Hidden Villages have a person assigned to take care of their jinchuuriki. Konoha doesn't. Why? Maybe there's a reason.

What If' AU- England doesn't shoot at the critical moment in his last battle during America's revolution, but one of his men starts up the battle again, and changes everything. Kink Meme De-anon. Leaning towards US/UK. Sorry.

In which Madara makes the critical mistake of teaching Obito a jutsu that makes reality an illusion and the illusions reality before making sure Obito was dumb enough not to use it.

Uchiha Fugaku and Hyuuga Hiashi watch as several time travelers come back in order to prevent a female Naruto from getting into various relationships.

Set a year after the war. Naruto, frustrated at being told he's going to have to miss out on another Chunin exam due to no available teams, seeks to solve the problem himself. The story of an S-Class Ninja forming an equally ridiculous team to compete against Genin. [Some NaruHina] (Complete)

The how wasn't important, just the why. And since Javert had managed to end up back in 1795, he knew that there was only one thing to do: stop Valjean from causing him no end of problems by preventing him from being a criminal in the first place.

Marius completely misunderstands when his father-in-law takes him aside right before he goes off on his honeymoon to tell him of his secret past. Though, to be fair, how ELSE could he possibly take being told that his father-in-law had spent nineteen years in prison than as a threat if he hurt Cosette? Modern AU.

Valjean knows that he must confess the truth of his past to his new son-in-law and he thought he had prepared himself for all possible reactions. He was mistaken, however. Enthusiastic condemnations of the old regime and praise for his 'revolutionary spirit' were not something he knew what to do with. Crack pairing, AU.

In which Konoha's White Fang and War Hawk have a friendly discussion of age-appropriate gifts and other child-rearing topics during the Second Shinobi War. "Are you out of your mind, Hatake?" Well, relatively friendly.

The Hetalia countries find themselves faced with fairytales containing some very familiar-sounding characters...

When Valjean watches Javert plunge into the water right in front of him, he knows that there's only one possible way he can get away with saving Javert without the other man immediately attempting to jump again. 1998 movie-based.

In which a very bored Hiruzen makes a chronically tardy jounin's life just a little bit better.

Not entirely serious story. So, performing a summoning technique without a contract lands you with your most appropriate summon? Naruto sees someone summoning while still in the academy, and gives it a go.

Right as she was about to die, Kushina gets a new lease on life! A mysterious ritual pulls her nearly five years into the future, where she discovers her original name and parents. Can Kushina complete Shinigami's mission for her, or will her son remain an orphan because of a war that has been going on for decades on the other side of the world? Kushina/Minato FEMHARRY!

On patrol, Albus stumbles across an injured student. The effects of that night changes not only his life, but also the lives of Harry Potter and Severus Snape. However, are these changes for the better or the worse?

A contracted marriage to seal a treaty brings about a few changes for a few important people. Zutara. AU. The rating and the secondary genre may change without notice.

"Perseus Jackson. You have eaten my forbidden fruit. You are now my forbidden fruit." A cruel laughter escaped his throat as he held the boy in his arms. Percy/Hades Dark! One shot.

Obito after releasing the Nine-Tails goes to stop his old sensei from using the Dead Demon Consuming Seal and despite the inconsistencies Obito points out, Minato still thinks he is Madara.

The Hokage faces a terrible potential crisis when the Village Council spreads news of the young jinchuuriki, Naruto. The world changes when a more attentive, forceful Sandaime rears his head and takes back full control of his village. Sarutobi-centric. COMPLETE.

Whoever thought Hatake Kakashi would make a great Hokage needed to be killed. Slowly.

Having not been banished, Thor's the one who comes across Loki and the Casket. His legendary stubbornness comes into play when he just refuses to believe Loki could be a Frost Giant no matter how much proof he's given. Well, at least he has faith. AU.

Summary: A scarf got them a little closer to each other and fairies were playing at matchmaking. Watch Ivan and Arthur as they finally notice each other, the seed of attraction finally given its chance. Rating changed, just to be safe.

Beware the wrath of a budding seal master. Sometimes revenge is best served with a side of Youth. AU from Tsunade retrieval and VotE.

Book 1: It's the first year for young Harry, and things just don't seem to be shaping up for him at all. But there is hope, as his first friend arrives like a shining beacon of hope in a sea of turmoil... Sadly that light only leads to chaos.

Yes Harry goes back in time. Yes he thinks Tom is sexy, but he tries to kill him anyway. There's a problem. Dumbledore wasn't honest and Tom now sports a lighting bolt scar. Beware of irony and Dark Harry.

Naruto didn't choose his bright orange jumpsuit just to get attention, and he didn't fail the Academy because he wasn't trying. Things looked different from his perspective. One-shot.

not long after America joins WW1, Arthur overhears Alfred saying that he knows Arthur hates him. He has excepted this fact and doesn't even think about it any longer. The truth is, that Arthur has always loved Alfred. Now he wants to make things better.

When Italy is left home alone on a rainy day, he starts to do some searching. When Germany returns, he's met with a memory he didn't know he had. mpreg in later chapters (Hiatus)

When Alfred is trapped by an alliance of nations and even Arthur's own government won't help, it is time for Arthur to help him by returning to a life of piracy.

One hundred moments of two people who should never have fallen in love. But who are they to argue with history? They do, of course, and who would try and stop them? 084.Make-Up – It was what they did to survive, never new.

Kakashi stares at the baby that he is told to leave and like the good Shinobi he is, he murmurs 'Yes Hokage,' walks from the nursery and doesn't look back.

because sometimes the Naruto verse takes 'destiny' a little too serious...

Faced with nothing better to do, the Trio break out Monopoly. Complicated by the fact that Ron's never played before and this IS Hogwarts, the game somehow becomes rife with outrageous corruption, lousy service, and jail time for minor traffic violations

What if Itachi had a very good reason for killing off the Uchiha clan? What if the Clan had denied Itachi just like Konoha denied Naruto? What would happen when these two meet? WIP : Female girl Fem!Itachi itanaru naruita : AR, gender bender, genderswap

In another world, Sasuke is born first. (character death)

Okay, so, an Englishman, a Japanese, a Prussian, a Russian, and an Italian all walk into an elevator…

oneshot complete don't own. Hermione and Harry, having come from non-magical backgrounds, are very aware of all of the many and varied non-magical insults a person can use. Malfoy, having been raised a pureblood, seems to know very few by comparison.

Once every couple centuries, the nations inexplicably disappear and are reborn as humans. But the memories and nationhood gradually return to them and they have funny ways of getting back to each other.

He was the greatest Empire known to date, but that doesn't mean he's always been that way. Follow England as he survives invasion after invasion and see how he grows into the Empire we know him to be today... First few chapter need a bit of editing

South Italy feels like he's not neccessary on the world stage with his younger brother around so he goes and gets involved with the Former Nations Club. He gets involved with the various nations that have left the world stage, especially Prussia. Slash.

Hiruzen sees an opportunity to get out of the horrendous paper work leaving the young Naruto with the opportunity of a lifetime.

The time has finally come for Naruto and Sasuke's final battle...well, almost. First comes Naruto's appeals to stop trying to kill everyone, Sasuke's blatant rejection of facts he doesn't like, and a bit too much fondness for arguing from them both.

Sequel to CTD. It's been over a year since Felicita and her friends discovered their parents' identity as nations. But due to a mishap, they get transported back in time to 1960, 15 years after the end of WWII. Warnings: mpreg, crossdressing, yaoi.

A poor choice of a marriage partner turns out to be the best thing to even happen to Harry as they take a chance at happiness.

In which Hermione has designs to take over the wizarding world, Harry is having an identity crisis, Draco has daddy issues and Ron doesn't fit anywhere. An AU sorting of the Golden Trio and a few other members of their year.

It started with Russia wrapping his scarf "affectionately" around England's neck when America was watching. The outcome? Chaos, excitable nations, and lots of confusion on England's behalf. Oh dear.

As Prussia starts to fade to the point where not even his brother notice him anymore, he panics. There is one other nation who can relate to what he is going through, and Canada has a proposal that might help the ex-nation. Canada/Prussia, and others.

America is left with the crushing loneliness of his seperation from England. He wants to speak up, but is unable to, due to an overwhelming feeling he doesn't understand, or is too afraid to acknowledge. Why? Hints of B/L and fluff.

Alfred got on Arthur's nerves one two many times. Trying to find a way to get back at America, England puts him under a spell that makes the user tell their deepest secrets to the world. For once a spell work right or so he thought. US/UK warnings inside.

"As the log takes your place, you become The Log and The Log becomes you. For a moment, you are an extension of the logs blessing unto ninja." As the Holy Book of Log enters Naruto's life, everything changes. LogWorshipper!Naruto Mokuton!Naruto

After the battle at Tenchi bridge, Naruto and Sasuke meet...and decide to find different best friends. Insanity ensues. Note Naruto/Sasuke friendship. Not Yaoi. Rated for language. Oneshot.

After being cruelly abandoned by the Dursley's, Harry meets Bill and joins him on a Cursebreaking Adventure. Bill mentors Harry fic no slash. First FF Starts off a bit dark but lightens up quickly. R&R

*GerIta, SpaRo, mentioned others* the Italian brothers get pregnant at the same time... the world might not be ready for that.

Due to a series of unforeseen events, Russia ends up being turend into a child and the only one who can take care of him is England. Will England be able to take care of the chibi nation without losing his mind? Well, there is only one way to find out...

In which Matthew is in love with Arthur and Alfred plays hero and Matthew has second thoughts about running to big brother. In which seduction and shenanigans prevail and Matthew is not the normal one in the family anymore.

For a change, Canada visits Prussia, and for a change, everyone notices him. Unfortunately, 'vacation' and 'relaxation' have never gone hand in hand

Gilbert's parents are abusive, everyone knows but no ones willing to do anything about it, so when a punk by the name of Arthur moves next door is anything going to change? GilbertxArthur

HIATUS. In which England leaves behind a mysterious note saying that he's gone to the magical country he found in his wardrobe the other day. The rest of the world is not amused.

USxUK Arthur is attacked in an alleyway, Alfred finds him on the brink of death and tries to nurse him back to health, intent on avenging his friends pain. Man, I can't write summaries... Rated M for bad lang and violence and also Yaoi type later

Ivan and Arthur have an argument over whether or not Scotch is better than Vodka at a meeting. Will be seven chapters with lots of smut.

Felicita suspects that her parents are not who they say they are. With 5 other teens who bear similar questions, they go across the country to discover the impossible. Warnings: past mpreg, crossdressing, yaoi. Rus/Am, Spamano, GerIta, FrUK, and others.

Things get crazy when Francis accidentally discovers Arthur's secret world hidden inside the closet, where a cast of oddly familiar creatures and a magical adventure awaits them. Most if not all nations mentioned.

50 sentences: He had loved her from afar for centuries after he's left her shores. She was never sure what to make of her tall blonde former captor, so why is she starting to feel so weird around him? DenmarkXFem!England

America is curious about France and England's relationship. True to his inner hero, he decided to do something about it.FrUK, RusAme

Prussia and England have a secret relationship, but England's boss is forcing him to marry France. How will Prussia fix this and get his boyfriend back for keeps?

How many Italies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Answer: Just one. Prussia taught him well. Sorry for the tense errors. I'm too busy to fix. Blame Hunger Games.

Hostilities having finally simmered down in Europe after the Napoleonic Wars, Russia invites everybody over for a dinner party. The conversation wanders. England, Spain, Prussia, Russia, Portugal-in-absentia

The other Baltics call him "the lucky one", he's always spared from Ivan's torturous affection... but does he really consider himself so lucky? WARNINGS: OOC!Estonia, yaoi, rough fantasies, sexual situations, and human names

He had to hear about it through Germany, and as soon as he did he was by England's side, helping him. When he found the bastard who had hurt him, their wouldn't be enough left to fill a matchbox. Pr/UK

Following the fall of Voldemort, the Hogwarts Board of Governors meet.

*FrUKIta threesome* France, England and Italy get together to drink. And the morning after, England wakes up with no memories of the previous night and a nagging guilt...

Danzo managed to get the council to banish Konoha's most unpredictable ninja, unfortunately he didn't count on unpredictability being contagious. Accepted!Naruto Friendship Fic.

An injured six year old Harry Potter wishes for escape from his cupboard with surprising results. As the wizarding world struggles to cope with his disappearance, Harry discovers childhood can be fun.

After seventeen years, Naruto's parents return to Konoha, with his twin sister. HIs reaction to his parents being alive after so long? Complete Apathy. In Naruto's defense, he really had a lot going on that day. Naruto/Shion/OC/OC.OneShot. Humor Fic.

When America is coerced into retrieving England from one of the last places in the world he expected to find the Brit, he sets out on a mission to experience and expose this interesting and strangely un-lame side of his former brother.

On the day the Kyuubi rampages, the Fourth Hokage uses a different technique. One day in his life had he lived to see his son grow; to see his village flourish. Minato-as-Hokage.

After Umbridge invades the DA and brings Harry to the Headmaster's office to be punished, he finds that the name at the top of the incriminating parchment wasn't 'Dumbledore' Army' but 'Dolores' Angels.' Only one thing to do then: Impersonate a fan club.

Hermes is the Thief of Thieves. And he wants to steal Percy Jackson's heart. That is, if Percy would stop distracting him by asking him to prove he really can steal anything. Part of the Grim Tales one-shots, male Olympian style. Hercy -like chocolate!

Thinking about the Sannin, Naruto comes to an unsettling realization: two of them and their teacher were all killed by a student of theirs. Could the still-comatose Tsunade be next? Needless to say, he's not going to be taking any chances...

After receiving a time travel jutsu as payment for a mission, the original four members of Team 7 each get a chance to go back to one event in their life and change it. Surely they will use such an awesome power responsibly...right? Don't count on it.

Harry uses Hedwig to test the restrictions on the Goblet of Fire. Obviously, they're not good enough to stop the smartest owl in Britain!

On their way home from the failed invasion, Temari and Kankuro attempt to deal with issues related to Gaara's apology, including whether he really means it, if he's going to eat them, and whether Naruto is secretly a cult leader.

A week after Tsunade starts at the Acadmey, she and Tobirama have a discussion that convinces her that being Hokage is a terrible idea and she should be a Shinobi instead of a Kunoichi. But hey, at least she doesn't think the Uchiha are evil.

Ever wonder 'Why don't they just do that' "A lot of the greatest wizards haven't got an ounce of logic." Harry and Hermione, however, were raised in the muggle world and are therefore fully capable of thinking things through...A collection of of one-shots

The morning after Minato signs with the toads, Minato and Jiraiya try to work out just what Minato signed on the scroll. Minato insists he signed his own name but Jiraiya claims it says 'Arashi'...

Madara tracks down Naruto find out the answer to a very important question: Just how is he so persuasive? Initially reluctant, Naruto agrees if Madara explains his own powers of persuasion. Needless to say, the explanations just make them more confused.

“Look, it was either that or telling everyone you were a zombie.” Gaara's resurrection has unexpected consequences when they have to find a way to explain it without mentioning forbidden jutsu. And sadly, those were two of the more reasonable ideas...

Post-series. Upon making Chuunin, Naruto and Co are called into Tsunade's office to hear some startling news: Naruto is secretly a girl. And apparently a lesbian. And no, she's still not in love with Sasuke. And why does no one ever tell her these things?

In which a girl Haku decides to protect herself while travelling by pretending to be a boy...without actually changing her appearance in the slightest. Zabuza tries to understand her reasoning, but that seems to be as unbalanced as she is.

During his epic battle with Itachi, Sasuke realizes that this may be his last chance for answers and that nothing he's hearing makes any sense so he decides to finally start asking questions. He's kind of new at this, though, so might take awhile...

Hyuuga Hizashi was just minding his own business when he was accosted by a Hyuuga elder with a mad plan to save Hiashi from his own mistake: talking his twin into agreeing to a trade.

After the summit, Gaara finds Naruto and explains to him what Madara's current 'Master Plan' is. Needless to say, Naruto is not impressed and his faith in Madara's sanity takes a huge nosedive. "He either didn't think this through or he's lying to us."

Even though they both knew it was a bad idea, Hashirama needed an apprentice so Tobirama had to take a team. What they DIDN’T expect was to create the infamous bell test to get out of going over paperwork or to begin to turn the team against the Uchiha…

After listening to his team complaining AGAIN just because he showed up nine hours late, Kakashi decides he has the worst team ever and wonders what it would be like if he'd gotten a different team...on second thought, maybe Team 7's not so bad.

Since Danzo's trial-run as Hokage doesn't really 'work out', it's time to select a new candidate. As the Daimyo is clearly susceptible to loud people, Shikaku only has one choice to prevent Danzo from picking one of his puppets: Maito Gai for Rokudaime.

Hashirama and Tobirama were only trying to assure Madara that winning the Hokage battle didn't mean they were planning on destroying the Uchiha, but they end up accidentally inspiring Danzo and feeding Madara's paranoia until he gets fired as clan head…

After the invasion, it is left to the Council to decide the results of the Exam. They refuse to promote an invader out of principle but they’d like to promote SOMEONE. And they need a new Hokage. And Itachi will probably be back. And Danzo keeps applying.

After passing Kakashi's bell test, Naruto asks Sasuke why's he's not more excited. The Uchiha reveals that it was inevitable that they would, not only because he's amazing, but because of politics. His team doesn't understand, so he's forced to elaborate.

Madara, Izuna, Hashirama, and Tobirama meet to name the village and finalize the constitution. It quickly dissolves into an epic shogi match with Tobirama inadvertently convincing his students that the Uchiha are evil. It's all harmless, though...right?

Naruto is hurt that Sasuke didn't tell him about Itachi...or did he? Sasuke insists he talks about it all the time but Naruto hears too many sob stories to keep them all straight, Itachi tries to catch up with Sasuke and Kisame just wants to kill someone.

In which Jiraiya and the Council team up to try and convince the Sandaime that revealing Naruto's Jinchuuriki status to everyone in Konoha is not exactly the best plan and Sarutobi professes his great faith in the people of Konoha constantly.

The night of the massacre, Sasuke decides he must be hallucinating and keeps nitpicking a time-pressed Itachi's attempts to convince him otherwise while delivering his infamous 'I'm evil! Seek Vengeance! Kill your best friend! ' speech.

In which the Third Hokage, the three Sannin, and the Yellow Flash decide on the Fourth Hokage by means of 'not its', addressing a series of hypothetical situations, and seeing who's brave enough to put on Tsunade's cursed necklace.

Russia feels alone. Russia feels like crying. He calls England, since his presence is comforting. Needless to say, England is less than thrilled, but accepts. When Russia is kidnapped by the Axis Powers, will England come to his rescue? England/Russia

After Naruto brings Sasuke back at the Valley of the End, the ever-nefarious Council decides to banish Naruto and make Sasuke the Rokudaime. Their plan works perfectly...until Naruto doesn't care, Sasuke runs away again, and Tsunade shows up.

Ten facts about Hatake Kakashi when it concerns his ramen obsessed student, Uzumaki Naruto.

Nine tales, one for each member of the Rookie Nine, each one a host of the Kyuubi. Oh the differences the choice of jinchuuriki makes.

Naruto always runs into drunken angry mobs in Konoha. But Konoha is a big place surely they can't all be angry all the time right? A story of what happens when Naruto runs into a pretty "unique" mob. Rated M for language just to be safe

Twenty truths from Naruto and Jiraiya's training journey. Naruto is still convinced he's right on all counts.

A banished Naruto is told he needs to return to the Hidden Leaf by an emissary of the new Rokudaime Hokage. His reaction isn't what you'd expect.

During the State Championship basketball game at the beginning of HSM3, a West High cheerleader laments the fact that East High can't even get through one lousy basketball game before bursting into song.

NaruHP crossover. ItachiHarry KakaIru pairing so far. What happens when a ninja and a wizard meet in their dreams? Are they really dreams or something else? AU and people OOC.

What if the Dursley family had taken the more practical route of treating Harry kindly in order to keep him away from magic? What if it worked? What if he wants nothing to do with the wizarding world and Dumbledore has to solve his own problems for once?

If someone keeps disappearing, they shouldn't be punished for not doing their homework, right? Seventh in the potions homework series I deleted the original #7, it sucked

Surprise, Harry didn't do his homework, but... maybe he wont get in trouble? Sixth in the potions homework series

What's with all this fighting fair? Naruto's going to win ninja-fashion, by hook by crook and all within the rules... technically.

Harry has some rather questionable parenting methods. And he may or may not be responsible for Draco Malfoy's receding hairline. NextGen crackfic oneshot!

This is my take on the highly cliched Harry has a twin who is mistakenly declared the BWL and Harry subsequently is ignored by his parents until the truth comes out. Right now this is a one shot though that may change. Rated T just to be on the safe side.

Uzumaki Naruto has been many things to many people. To some, he is a friend, a comrade, and perhaps even a hero. To others, he is an enemy, a nuisance, and a villain. But he's never been a god before.

After another Chamber of Secrets incident, Myrtle takes it upon herself to explain to her Potions class exactly what has been attacking everybody. Unfortunately, it's Potions with Slytherin.

After Harry Potter is seemingly executed, the then Minister of Magic crusades to determine the truth. The resulting posthumous retrial of Harry Potter leaves the entire Wizarding World speechless.

In twenty truths format, a little bit about Jiraya. Twenty truths, twenty cups of sake. Some light, some bitter, some in between.

Every week the most prominent citizens of Konohagakure gather for a game of poker. This time there are three new players... two kunoichi and a six year old Naruto! cowritten with Rift120

"Mudblood? Is that your idea of an insult or something?" Draco attempts to explain to Hermione why she should be offended.

What would have happened if Harry had been convicted by the Wizengamot after defending himself from dementors before his fifth year at Hogwarts? Humorous! Followup stories on Sirius Black plus Cornelius Fudge's attempt at becoming a dark lord.

Lots of people wonder why Naruto doesn't know Bunshin Daibakuha, the Great Clone Explosion. In theory, it makes sense for him to learn it. In practice... not so much.

Uzumaki compares his son to the sons of the Sand, the Hyuugas and the Uchihas. Humor and Yaoi! :D [Oneshot]

When Harry says 'oops', things tend to explode. But not this time. No, this time...well. Something else happened.

Harry has to explain what happened last night to Headmaster Dumbledore.

A potions accident throws Harry back in time into his younger self's body, he decides to go nuts and do everything he's ever wanted to do . . . and get revenge on everyone.

Collection of short stories, scenes, snippets, featuring Naruto, Sasuke, Sakura and Kakashi at Hogwarts. Warning: utter crack. This is NOT A REAL STORY but a dozen small stories. It's also AS COMPLETE AS IT WILL EVER BE.

Lots of people have postulated that Naruto's good at financial planning. Let's follow that thought a little farther into the future.

Like all good boys, Itachi writes home occasionally.

Kakashi tucks Team 7 in, despite heavy protesting on their parts. Yaoi and yuri.

It isn't enough that Harry's first word has to be Padfoot. He's got to start calling him THAT as well! ~James Potter