Hello there my wonderful readers! I am Xervius, your utterly dashing and undeniably handsome narrator.

Read my fanfics! Or don't, it's a free world. But what else are you going to do, contribute to society? No, didn't think so either.

Heh, I'm just messin' with ya.

So, reader! How goes it? I do hope that everything is well. If not, then don't worry! Things can only go up from here, no?

Hm. I should probably put something about myself on this profile of mine, but I'm really not all that interesting.

My name is... Xervius! As previously stated. Of course, that's not my actual name. Be cool if it was though, wouldn't it? Maybe I should change it.

My main fandom is Hetalia, if you can tell. Shame we've died out a bit, but we're still trudging on (somehow)! If you don't know what Hetalia is, then go check it out! Yes, you'll probably regret it, but we need more cult members fans! Come on, it can't hurt to have a look, can it? ;)

Expect veeeery slow updates on my fanfics. Very slow. Sorry 'bout that, but I'm rather inconsistent when it comes to writing. I usually just wait for a burst of motivation, which happens around once every three months - so yes, slow updates. Heh...

Ah, that's all for now. As for my age and gender, those are secrets I'll be keeping until a later date - just to (as the writers say) build suspense. Hah, I'm hilarious I know. I can hear you laughing right now. With me or at me, I'm not sure, but there's definitely some laughter. Or maybe I've just finally lost it.

Who knows? ;)

Until later, my dear. We'll cross paths again, I'm sure of it.

- Xervius ;)