This account exists entirely for me to edit and review stories. If you have received a review from me, stop crying right now. I'm the one who's crying when I see the trash that fangirls like you have filled this site with.

I'm not going to be nice. I'm not going to take your itty bitty feelings into account. But if you listen to me, I can make you a better writer.

#1. Follow the rules of grammar, please. Commas. Proper capitalization. Don't overuse CAPS. IT GETS REALLY ANNOYING. You don't need to bold or italicize.

#2. Learn how to properly quote things, please.

#3. No Mary Sues. Any type of Mary Sues. And please, don't send yourself to the [insert universe]. That's a type of Mary Sue.

#4. Would it kill you to be original? Think of your own story for once? Not put up something so clichéd that all the readers know exactly what is going to happen?

#5. Deflate your ego, please. All of the slobbering reviews? They're from fangirls with a similar IQ to yours. Wait until you get praise from an author who can actually write, then acknowledge that you maybe show promise.

#6. Your Author's Notes? They're not funny. They're stupid and a waste of space. Reply to reviews privately, using the review reply button. Oh, and please don't ask anyone to review!

#7. Get yourself a beta, or at least really edit your own. Look for spelling and grammar, and plot. Try to keep the characters in character.

Don't feel too bad about yourself. We've all done this at one time. Me too. I've tried to change my ways and I'm going to drag you all to the hell called acceptable writing with me. If you want a beta, PM me. I know some good writers who are willing to support you. If you want some better guidelines, I've favorited some good stories, and some good authors who can provide you vaguely good examples. If you've decided to completely ignore my existence, your loss. This is your chance to actually become a better writer, instead of, you know, wasting your time with your slobbering mass of loyal fans who exist purely to make you feel good about yourself.