Alfred Jones will do anything to protect humanity, even if they hate him for what he is. Arthur Kirkland may be the one thing that will force him to survive, not for others, but for himself. Dark Fantasy AU. USUK. HIATUS- POSSIBLE DISCONTINUATION

Alfred's a renounded navy officer who catches pirates, but what happens when a pirate catches him? What happens in Tortuga, stays in Tortuga right? ;D USUK, minor FRUK, SpRom, Canada and the awesome Prussia, Human names used

Arthur Kirkland never expected to be hired as a bartender by one of the owners of the prestigious La Tortuga de Oro, locale-NYC. He must now get used to a foreign country, bizarre coworkers, and an American waiter who can't seem to leave him alone...USUK

Accepted into Hogwarts and Sorted into Slytherin House, Arthur Kirkland must prove to the rest of the school that not all Slytherins are evil while coming to grips with the fact that he is much more than an ordinary wizard.