Hi welcome to my Bio page my penname is G'daykiller I have a youtube and DeviantART under the same name and will be using them to upload pictures and videos of my charcthers and Ideas so please don't forget to tell me what you think of them as well as my stories

My name is Sarah

I am but three,

My eyes are swollen

I cannot see,

I must be stupid

I must be bad,

What else could have made

My daddy so mad?

I wish I were better

I wish I weren't ugly,

Then maybe my mommy

Would still want to hug me.

I can't speak at all

I can't do a wrong

Or else I'm locked up

All the day long

When I awake I'm all alone

The house is dark

My folks aren't home.

When my mommy does come

I'll try and be nice,

So maybe I'll get just

One whipping tonight

Don't make a sound!

I just heard a car

My daddy is back

From Charlie's Bar.

I hear him curse

My name he calls

I press myself

Against the wall.

I try and hide

From his evil eyes

I'm so afraid now

I'm starting to cry.

He finds me weeping

He shouts ugly words,

He says its my fault

That he suffers at work.

He slaps me and hits me

And yells at me more,

I finally get free

And I run for the door.

He's already locked it

And I start to bawl,

He takes me and throws me

Against the hard wall.

I fall to the floor

With my bones nearly broken,

And my daddy continues

With more bad words spoken.

"I'm sorry!", I scream

But its now much too late

His face has been twisted

Into unimaginable hate.

The hurt and the pain

Again and again

Oh please God, have mercy!

Oh please let it end!

And he finally stops

And heads for the door,

While I lay there motionless

Sprawled on the floor.

My name is Sarah

And I am but three,

Tonight my daddy,

Murdered me.

Child abuse, MAKE IT STOP!

This is about school shootings.

Mommy...Johnny brought a gun to school,

He told his friendds that it was cool,

And when he pulled the trigger back,

It shot with a great, huge crack.

Mommy, I was a good girl, I did what I was told,

I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold!

When I went to school that day,

I never said good-bye.

I'm sorry that I have to go, But Mommy, please don't cry.

When Johnny shot the gun, he hit me and another,

And all because Johnny, got the gun from his brother.

Mommy, please tell Daddy; That I love him very much,

And please tell Zack; my boyfriend; That it wasn't just a crush.

And tell my little sister; That she is the only one now,

And tell my dear sweet grandmother; I'll be waiting for her now

And tell my wonderful friends; That they always were the best

Mommy, I'm not the first, I'm not better than the rest

Mommy, tell my teachers; I won't show up for class,

And never to forget this, And please don't let this pass

Mommy, why'd it have to be me. No one, though, deserves this.

But mommy, it's not fair, I left without a kiss.

And Mommy tell the doctors; I know that they really did try

I think I even saw one doctor, trying not to cry.

Mommy, I'm slowly dying, with a bullet in my chest,

But Mommy please remember, I'm in heaven with the rest

When I heard that great, big crack, I ran as fast as I could

Please listen to me if you would,

I wanted to go to college, I wanted to try things that were knew

I guess I'm not going with Daddy, On that trip to the zoo

I wanted to get married, I wanted to have a kid,

I wanted to be an actress, I really wanted to live.

But Mommy I must go now, The time is getting late,

Mommy, tell my Zack, I'm sorry I had to cancel the date.

I love you Mommy, I always have, I know you know it's true

And Mommy all I need to say is, "Mommy, I love you"

Make School Shootings Stop!

This is a poem about Drug Abuse, if you care at all, copy and paste this poem to your profile:
My name is Nora
and I'm seventeen,
I am on drugs
and cannot clearly see.
Because of this
my grades in school have dropped.
I am very drunk,
Sometimes I'm beaten up
by some street punk.
There are so many rules
i've tried not to break,
But I am so drunk
that I can't stand up straight.
I am so drunk ,
Most of the time
I cannot talk.
Maybe if my parents trusted me,
they would let me hold a car key.
One night I was out walking around,
But there was a sound
and then I saw a man
who didn't want me in town.
The man was holding a gun,
He was not as bright
He was like a Earth without a sun.
My name is Nora
I am seventeen,
and tonight a man
murdered me.
Remember: Say NO to drugs!Drug Abuse is very dangerous, so help make it stop.

If you care at all about stopping Drug Abuse copy the poem and add your name to this list: Ice The Angel Tiger Mew Mew, Twilightpaw,lyokolife6, Gdaykiller

Her parents kept her

Locked in an attic

Her only friend

was a little toy bear

It was old and worn out

And had patches of hair

She always talked to it

When no one's around

She lays there and hugs it

Not a peep of sound

Until her parents

unlock the door

Some more and more pain

She'll have to endure

A bruise on her leg

A scar on her face

Why would she be

In such a horrible place?

But she grabs her bear

And softly crys

She loves her parents

But they want her to die

She sits in the corner

Quiet but thinking,

"Please God, why is

My life always sinking?"

Such a bad life

For a sad little kid

She'd get beaten and beaten

For anything she did

Then one night

Her mom came home high

And the poor child was beaten

As hours went by

Then her mom suddenly

Grabbed for a blade

It was sharp and pointy

One that she made

She thrusted the blade

Right in her chest,

"You deserve to die

You worthless piece of CRAP!

The mom walked out

Leaving the girl slowly dying

She grabbed her bear

And again started crying

Police showed up

At the small little house

Then quickly barged in

Everything quiet as a mouse

One officer slowly

Opened a door

To find the little girl

Lying dead on the floor

It must have been bad

To go through so much harm

But at least she died

With her best friend in her arms

A child dies every day from child abuse

And if you have an ounce of pity in you for Auroura (the little girl),

and you hate child abuse with a passion,

just repost this

if you dont repost this you're a lazy, cold hearted person

I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.

I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.

I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.

We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.

I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.

I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.

I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.

I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.

We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.

I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.

I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.

I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.

I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.

I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.

I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.

I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.

I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me. I

am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.

I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.

I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.

Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it and please add your name: Gdaykiller

98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't copy & paste this in your profile. I'm th

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know what to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good! If you are weird and proud of it, copy this into your profile!

If you ever pushed on a door that said "Pull" copy this into your profile.

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Even when you can’t see Him, GOD is there! if you believe in GOD put this in your profile.

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Nerds are cool. Nerds are smart. Nerds will one day rule the universe. If you're a nerd and proud of it, copy this into your profile.

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If you think that Writer's Block blows (sucks), copy and paste this into your profile.

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Just because we eat animals for food doesn't mean we can cut them up for clothing! Did you know that to get the fur, they club, drown, and anal electrocute the poor animals? And why are they so cruel? Because they don't want to ruin the furs! If you are against fur coats, clothing, boots, etc. copy this into your profile!

Deo Ducente Nil Nocet. "Nothing can harm us when God leads us." If you believe this, copy and paste it into your profile.

If you hate chat speak, copy and paste this in your profile.

I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, why aren't two mooses meese, or if two foots are feet, why arn't two footballs feetball? People call me crazy, but I'm just random!(but I'm crayzee too) If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

92 percent of the teenage population has switched to Rap. If you are in the 8 percent who still ROCKS, copy & paste this into your profile.

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this to your profile.

93 percent of american teens would have an emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?" or "Your point being?" or "You just realized this now?" or "Wow, you're even more stupid than you look." or nevermind, just copy this to your profile and add your name to this list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the C.O.C.A, Invader Miley Phantom, Phantom Figure, deadzonedragon, Dpbuckeye, 2wingo, Gdaykiller

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If you are obsessed with fanfiction, copy and paste this into your profile.

I prefer solitude over company. Copy and paste this in your profile you have the same feeling.

Copy and Paste this into your profile if you didn't know that the Alphabet Song, Twinkle Twinkle Little Star, and Baa Baa Black Sheep all have the same tune, and all were composed by Mozart.

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If you think that blaming McDonald's for the obesity problem is like blaming Smith & Wesson for what happened at Virgina Tech, copy and paste this into your profile.

I, Gdaykiller, do solemnly swear to review all the fics I read, regardless of the number of reviews, its age, or anything else.

I have joined the review revolution. I dare you to join me

e 2 percent that hasn't

THE KH SURVEY

(Please copy and paste this onto your profile and answer the questions! Spread the KH fever!)

SECTION ONE: The "Favorite" Questions

1. Your favorite KH guy?

Sora/Roxas

. Your favorite KH girl?

Kairi. She's beautiful and would make a great fighter. And she's perfect for Sora!

3. Your least favorite KH guy? Why?

Demyx. Can anyone say gay.

4. Your least favorite KH girl? Why?

Alice from Wonderland. She was annoying, idk why.

5. Favorite World? (Includes both KH1 and KH2)

Port Royal! Best Disney movie ever.

6. Least Favorite World?

Atlantica. It is worthless, you just sing the whole time. They could of put a better world

in like Treasure Planet.

7. Favorite Weapon? (Includes both KH1 and KH2)

Way To Dawn

8. Least Favorite Weapon?

Sweet memories

9. Fav. Summon? (includes both KH1 and KH2)

Stitch.I loved his entrance, its great.Stitch knocks Sora to the ground and starts licking him like crazy.

10. Fav. Form? (aka. Sora's Forms)
Final form.

11. Favorite Pairing? (includes yaoi coupling) Why?

SOKAI! The greatest couple in the game!

12. Least Fav. Pairing? (includes yaoi couples) Why?

Soriku. They're friends people. DEAL WITH IT! I mean it is proven by Xion's looks for crying out loud!

13. Any cool crack pairings you've heard of? List 'em.

RikuxYuffie

14. Weirdest Pairing(s) You've Ever Heard Of?

RikuxMickey

15. Any "Kh-pet-peeves" you have?
Yaoi fangirls.

16. Fav. Partner in KH? (includes both KH1 and KH2)

Jack Sparrow

SECTION TWO: Do you believe it, or not believe it?

17. Do you believe in the Xemnas/Saix theory!

The what now?

18. Do you believe that Zexion is emo?

No...

19. Do you believe that Marluxia is gay?

YES!!

20. Do you believe that Kairi is the most annoying character in KH?

NO WAY!

SECTION THREE: Answer Yourself!

21. If Roxas had to choose either Namine or Olette, who would you root for? Why?
You're kidding right? Namine.

22. What's your theory on KH: Birth by Sleep?
Bit late for theories now isn't it

23. Was Chain of Memories a waste of time?
No it introduces the main bad guys for KH2, and gives as a much better idea of Sora's characther

24. If you had the choice of meeting ONE (and ONLY ONE!) KH character, who would it be?
Riku! He is awesome.

25. Which KH character do you relate to the most? Why?
Riku. I'm quiet and only friendly around friends.

26. What's the most embarrassing moment that ever happened to you that had something to do with KH?
nothing yet.

27. Have you ever cosplayed as a KH character? If so, who? If not, who would you like to cosplay as?
Riku

28. The Funniest Moment in all of KH would be...?
When genie mistook pete for Aladdin.

29. The Hardest Enemy/Boss was...?

Sephiroth

30. What was a good addition in KH2 that made it oh-so-addictive?
The story line was so interesting. It made me want to play more to figure more out. Plus I wanted to find

out what happened to Riku.

SECTION FOUR: Decisions, Decisions...

Note: You MUST only choose one! "Both" or "Neither" in unacceptable!!

31. Hayner or Pence?
Hayner

32. Zexion or Marluxia?
Zexion

33. Riku or Roxas?

Riku

34. Roxas or Sora?
IT'S TO HARD TO CHOESE!!

35. Axel or Demyx?
Axel

36. Kairi or Larxene?
Kairi

37. AkuRoku or SoRiku?
Skipping...

38. Namixas or Namiku?
Namixas

39. Zemyx or AkuRoku?
Skipping...

40. SoKai or SoRiku?
SOKAI FOREVER!

41. Sea Salt Ice Cream or Paopu Fruit?
Paopu Fruit

42. Cloud or Leon?

Cloud

43. CloTi of Clerith?
Cloti

44. Simple and Clean or Passion?

Passion

SECTION FIVE: The Last Section!!

45. List all the KH characters you've fallen for. (This includes Final Fantasy character as well)\

Kairi,Namine.

46. What crossovers would you like to see with KH?

Treasure Planet ,lilo and sticth.

47. Does anyone in KH look like another character? List 'em all!

Ven and Roxas, Riku and Zexion (kinda) , Xion and Kairi, Namine and Kairi.

48. Which new KH game can you absolutely NOT wait for?

KH3

49. Do you like KH1 or KH2 better? Why?

KH2. The story is deeper and the opening is beautiful. Plus Kairi is a whole lot hotte, and more put together.

50. LAST QUESTION! What makes Kingdom Hearts one of the best games in the world!?

DISNEY! Without it I wouldn't bother playing the game or taking this survey!

FANFICTION- UNITED NATIONS!! Has anyone else noticed how a lot of us get along and make friends on here and we can be from completely different countries? WTH!? We're here making world peace on the INTERNET and we have all those ambassadors and senators and whatever struggling with it!! If you realize this (or read this and agreed) copy and paste this and add your name and country (country is optional) to the list. SPREAD THE PEACE!!: Naruto-fan-Okami-chan (USA), NaraTemari011 (Puerto Rico), Lala girl in Lalaland (USA), Kakashi Forever (England) Anime895(USA), Starwatcher-shadow (Belgium), icyprincess1 (USA), Marshmellowtime (USA), Fury-Writer-17 (USA) Verdigurl ( New Zealand ) justiceintheworldofhp-yearight (USA), IronhideFan1993 (UK) Elhini Prime (USA) Gdaykiller (Australia)

Quotes that I like

1."I got a jar of dirt!" Captain Jack Sparrow, Pirates of the Carribiean
2."The itsy bitsy spider went up the water spout. Down came the Goblin and took the spider out." The Green Goblin, Spider-Man
3."Dirty Jobs there everywhere, take a look around, down the stairs, up the street, even undergrooound!" Mike Rowe, Dirty Jobs
4."Try and grow those back." Wolverine, X-Men III
5."I reject your reality, and subsitute my own." Adam Savage, Mythbusters
6."Quake damn you quake!" Jamie Heimemin, Mythbusters
7."So long and thanks for all the fish, so sad that it should come to this." Dolphins, Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy
8."Is that a FLIPPER!" Ron White
9."So worth it!" Janitor, Scrubs
10."What the deuce!" Stewie Griffin, Family Guy
11."Bite my shiny metal ass!" Bender Bending Rodriquz, Fururama
12."D'oh!" Homer Simpson, The Simpsons
13."The world is made up of both light and dark. You can't have one without the other." King Mickey Mouse, Kingdom Hearts
14."Why won't you die?!" Austin Powers
15."I have a big head and little arms." Tiny, Meet the Robinsons
16."You are one ugly mother f!" Arnold Swatanegger, Predator
17."Get away from her you bitch!" Ripley, Aliens
18."Or humans riding dragons, throwing wolves at insects." the guy from Scary Movie IV
19."We don't want to risk another frontal assult. That rabbit's dynamite!" King Arthur, Python Version
20."Thar be Adam and Jamie pointing a cannon at four dead pigs dressed as pirates." Robert Lee, Mythbusters
21."Boom." Sylar, Heroes
22."I like that boulder, that is a nice boulder." Donkey, Shrek
23."Flame On!" The Human Torch, Fantastic Four
24."It's Clobberin' Time!" The Thing, Fantastic Four
25."Yippy Kiae mother f!" Bruce Willis, Die Hard
26."I'm the only Pumpking King!" Jack Skellington, Nightmare Before Christmas
27."DON'T PANIC!" The Hitchhicker's Guide to the Galaxy
28."When you do things right, people won't be sure if you've done anything at all." Computer God, Futurama
29."Got it memorized!" Axel, Kingdom Hearts
30."The Good dye young, but Pricks live FOREVER!" Lewis Black
31."Don't forget your towel!" Ford Prefect, Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy 32"It's not a unicorn, it's a horse with a sword on his head." J.D., Scrubs
33."Merry platypus one and all!" Zim, Invader Zim
34."I has a sammich in my head." GIR, Invader Zim
35."Just imagine him in his underwear, Oh no! He's hot!" Squidward, Spongebob Squarepants
36."It looks like an ordinary penny, because it IS an ordinary Penny!" Plankton, Spongebob Squarepants
37."But we were going to make shrinky-dinks, evil shrinky-dinks!" Lord Sauron, from Shire Folk's Annals of Darkness
38."Oh thank god, one psychotic maniac is saving me from another." Tom, from an All's End/Naruto sotry that Mrfipp will write
39."There, that was a little better, now to put down my pen. Wait, I still need a title . . . I got it! The Tale of Uzumaki Naruto. Perfect." Jiriaya.
40."Yep, hand to hand combat is the old school way to kill your foes. It dates back to the honored tradition when combatants respected one another. Killing a man with your bare hands says, "We're all equals as men, except I'm slightly more equal cause I'm still alive and your dead." Of course dropping a nuke them for 50,000 ft is also totally acceptable. I mean lets face it. There's just not enough time in this busy world to show everyone the courtesy of a good strangling." Sarge, Red vs. Blue
41.You can't die! I'm bored! All these girls want to talk about is chick stuff! And not the fun chick stuff like ribbons and unicorns." Donut, Red vs. Blue
42."Talk about a waste of resources. I mean, we should be out there finding new and intelligent forms of life. Y'know, fight them." Grif, Red vs. Blue
43."I appear to be stuck in some kind of nexus of teleporters, which could take me anywhere in the universe. Or it's... the janitors closet, hell, I don't fuckin' know." Simmons, Red vs. Blue
44."It's not about hating the guy on the other side because someone told you to. I mean, you should hate someone because they're an asshole or a pervert or a snob, or they're lazy or arrogant or an idiot or a know-it-all. Those are reasons to dislike somebody. You don't hate a person because someone told you to; you have to despise people on a personal level, not because they're red or because they're blue, but because you know them and you see them every single day, and you can't stand them because they're a complete and total fucking douche bag." Church, Red vs. Blue
45.All my life I've had girls tell me 'Not if you were the last man on Earth' ha ha. Well that may be true, but lets see what happens when I'm the last man on Earth with a sweet ass pimped out ride Bitch!" Tucker, Red vs. Blue
46.But I don't want to be dead. I want to be alive. Or a cowboy." Caboose, Red vs. Blue
47."Then yeah, I'm here to steal the sword." Tex, Red vs. Blue
48."You either die a hero, or live long enough to see yourself become a villian." Two-Face, Dark Knight
49."LIES!/So this is how it ends: In a bar, in Mexico, lemon juice in my eye, with a dog whose name I can't pronounce./Im not denying the fact I have issues. But I am saying that is a ham sandwich./You don't have to be paranoid for people to be after you." Mrfipp 50. "Using a normal power outlet to recharge? Man, I'm a ghetto-ass hero." Kon/Karakura Riser, Bleach
51. "GODDAMMITSHIT!" Free, Soul Eater 52. "Do you see a coffee in my hand. Yes. THEN WHY ARE YOU TALKING TO ME!?!?!?" Unknown

OBITUARY FOR THE LATE MR. COMMON SENSE

Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense, who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was, since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape.

He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as: Knowing when to come in out of the rain; why the early bird gets the worm; Life isn't always fair; and Maybe it was my fault.

Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don't spend more than you can earn) and reliable strategies (adults, not children, are in charge). His health began to deteriorate rapidly when well-intentioned but overbearing regulations were set in place. Reports of a 6 year-old boy charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate; teens suspended from school for using mouthwash after lunch; and a teacher fired for reprimanding an unruly student, only worsened his condition.

Common Sense lost ground when parents attacked teachers for doing the job that they themselves had failed to do in disciplining their unruly children. It declined even further when schools were required to get Parental consent to administer Calpol, sun lotion or a band-aid to a student; but could not inform parents when a student became pregnant and wanted to have an abortion.

Common Sense lost the will to live as the Ten Commandments became contraband; churches became businesses; and criminals received better treatment than their victims.

Common Sense took a beating when you couldn't defend yourself from a burglar in your own home and the burglar could sue you for assault.

Common Sense finally gave up the will to live, after a woman failed to realize that a steaming cup of coffee was hot. She spilled a little in her lap, and was promptly awarded a huge settlement.

Common Sense was preceded in death by his parents, Truth and Trust; his wife, Discretion; his daughter, Responsibility; and his son, Reason.

He is survived by his 3 stepbrothers; I Know My Rights, Someone Else Is To Blame, and I'm A Victim. Not many attended his funeral because so few realized he was gone. If you still remember him, pass this on. If not, join the majority and do nothing.

You're a 90's kid if:

You can finish this 'ice ice _'

You remember watching Doug, Ren & Stimpy, Pinky and the Brain, Bobby's World, Felix the cat, The Tick...AAAAAAAH Real Monsters!

You've ever ended a sentence with the word "PSYCHE!"

You just cant resist finishing this . . . "Iiiiiiin west philidelphia born and raised . . ."

You remember TGIF, Step by Step, Family Matters, Dinosaurs, and Boy Meets World.

You remember when it was actually worth getting up early on a Saturday to watch cartoons.

You got super excited when it was Oregon Trail day in computer class at school.

You remember reading "Goosebumps"

You took plastic cartoon lunch boxes to school.

You still get the urge to say "NOT" after (almost) every sentence . . . not

If you remember seeing hot tub bubbles make bubbly sounds before every music video on VH1.

When everything was settled by rock paper scissors..or bubble gum bubble gum in a dish...eeny meeny miney mo...and even better daddy had a donkey inky binky bonky.

You used to listen to the radio all day long just to record your FAVORITE song of ALL time.

"Where in the World is Carmen San Diego?" was both a game and a TV game show.

Captain Planet. He's a Hero.

You knew that Kimberly, the pink ranger, and Tommy, the green ranger, were meant to be together.

You remember when Super Nintendos and Sega Genisis became popular.

You always wanted to send in a tape to America's Funniest Home Videos . . . but never taped anything funny.

You remember watching Home Alone 1, 2 , and 3 . . . and tried to pull the pranks on "intruders" You remember watching The Magic School Bus, Wishbone, and Reading Rainbow on PBS.

You remember when Yo-Yos were cool.

You remember those Where's Waldo books.

You remember eating Warheads.

You remember watching the 1st Batman, Aladdin, Ninja Turtles, and 3 Ninjas movies.

You remember Ring Pops. You remember drinking Surge, and Tang.

If you remember when every thing was "da BOMB!"

When they made the new lunchables so that you could make pizza AND tacos.

You remember boom boxes vs. cd players. Making those little paper cootie-catcher things, and then predicting your life with them.

You played and/or collected "Pogs"

You had at least one Tamagotchi, GigaPet, or Nano and brought it everywhere.

You haven't always had a computer, and it was cool to have the internet. And Windows 95 was the best.

You watched the original cartoons of Rugrats, Power Rangers, and Ninja Turtles.

Michael Jordan was a king.

All your school supplies were "Lisa Frank" brand.

You remember when the new Beanie Babies and Talking Elmo were always sold out.

You collected those Beanie Babies.

Carebears!

Lambchop's song never ended.

The old dollar bills.

Silver dollars, which were cool to have.

You remember a time before the WB.

You collected all the Troll dolls

If you even know what an original walkman is.

You've gotten creeped out by "Are You Afraid of the Dark?"

You know the Macarena by heart.

"Talk to the hand" . . . nough said

You always said, "Then why don't you marry it?!"

You remember trying to collect all 150 original pokemon cards but never could and if you did you thought you were all that!

You remember Highlight's magazine.

You went to McDonald's to play in the playplace.

You remember playing on merry go rounds at the playground.

Before the MySpace frenzy . . .

Before the Internet & text messaging . . .

Before Sidekicks & iPods . . .

Before PlayStation2 or X-BOX . . .

Before Spongebob . . .

Back when you put off the 5 hours of homework you had every night.

When light up sneakers were cool.

When you rented VHS tapes, not DVDs.

When gas was 0.95 a gallon & Caller ID was The new thing.

When we recorded stuff on VCRs.

When gameboy was a brick.

You did MASH to figure out your future

Way back.

Before we realized all this would eventually disappear.

Who would have thought you'd miss the 90's so much!!

Post this in your profile if you remember these days . . . . or if you smiled at one of these things

Funny (Yet Random) Things!! (COPY AND PASTE TO YOUR PROFILE AND ADD SOMETHING TO THE LIST!)

I call you squishy and you shall be mine. You will be my squishy!

When life gives you lemons throw the back and demand vodka.

Evening news is where they say, "Good Evening" then proceed to tell you why it's not.

The dinosaur's extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all committed suicide.

Labels are for cans, and in case you haven't noticed, I'm not a can!

Excuse me. Have you seen my sanity? I think I've lost it...

Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us how to walk and talk, then the rest of our lives telling us to sit down and shut up.

They say, "Guns don't kill people. People kill people." Well, I think the gun helps. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people.

Don't take life too seriously; No one gets out alive.

Earth is the insane asylum for the universe.

When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep-- not screaming, like the passengers in his car.

I'm the kind of girl who will burst our laughing in the middle of a dead silence because of something that happened yesterday.

"God made man, and then he said, "I can do better than that," and made woman." - Adela Rodgers St. Johns

"Whoever said nothing is impossible, never tried to slam a revolving door,"- Unknown

“When there's a will, I want to be in it.” – Unknown

When I was younger, my parents encouraged me to walk and talk. Now, all they want me to do is sit down and shut up!

Don't think of your self as an ugly person. Think of yourself as a beautiful monkey.

A stranger stabs you in the front; a friend stabs you in the back; a boyfriend stabs you in the heart, but best friends only poke each other with straws.

"We live in an age where pizza gets to your house before the police do."

Shit fire and save matches (ha ha!!)

Hippopotomonstrousaequipodaliophobic - Fear of long words.

You cry, I cry. You laugh, I laugh. You fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder.

My best friends are the kind that if my house were on fire, they'd be roasting marsh mellows and flirting with the firemen.

Boys are like slinkys, useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs.

I ran with scissors, and lived!

I'm not prejudiced. I hate everyone equally.

If two wrongs dont make a right, try three.

Borrow money from pessimists- they dont expect to get it back!

There are 3 kinds of people: those who can count & and those that cant.

Flying is simple. Just throw yourself at the ground and miss.

Don’t knock on death’s door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that.

You have the right to remain silent. Anything that you say will be misquoted and distorted, and then used against you.

A friend helps you up when you fall. A best friend laughs, trips you again, and laughs harder.

The Ferret bird exists right?

No body move! I dropped my brain...

Gingers have souls, Their just not theirs..

Turaaaash bags! I want turaaaash bags! I want 'em! I want 'em!...Trash bag? Gimme Trash bag!

I'm inspired, interrupt my train of thought and I'll stab you.

What's this thing you call normal? Is it contagious?! OMG!! Don't touch me I might catch your NORMAL!!!

Person 1 "What have you been eating, rocks?" Person 2 "Why? Is your head missing some?"

Sanity is overrated. Anyways it is more fun to be crazy!

In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed through stupidity, here are some actual labels on consumer goods:

On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. ( that's the only time I have to work on my hair).

On a bag of Fritos! ..You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (the shoplifter special)?

On a bar o f Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap." (and that would be how?...)

On some Swanson frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost." (but, it's "just" a suggestion).

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down." (well...duh, a bit late, huh)!

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." (...and you thought?...)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (but wouldn't this save me more time?)

On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.)

On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (and.. .I'm taking this because?...)

On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (as opposed to...what?)

On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.)

On Sunsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (talk about a news flash)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts." (Step 3: maybe, uh...fly Delta?)

On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly." (I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.) On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands." (...was there a lot of this happening somewhere)

On a hair straightener: "Do not use in water." (Yes, because I always straighten my hair when I'm taking a bath.)

Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread the stupidity copy and paste this into your profile! XD

You are a writer IF...

-If you talk to yourself. (Alll the time... *Shakes head sadly*)

-If you write down your actions in your stories and on your profile.

-If you talk to yourself about talking to yourself (i.e. ‘I wonder why I talk to myself so much?’) (All the time again...)

-If, when you talk to yourself, you sometimes speak as if talking to another person (i.e. ‘Okay, so you're telling me that, if all the dustmites in two square feet were to suddenly tackle glomp each other they'd become visible?’)

-If, after uttering a profound piece of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie/chocolate/icing (I eat a LOT of sugar...) in your hand in awe and say, ‘Wow, this is good stuff for sugar highs!’

-If you live off of sugar and caffeine (popcorn...)

-If people start to notice that you tend to check your e-mail every day for a week, then suddenly disappear off the face of the planet.

-If your e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.

-If, when replying to someone else’s e-mail, you are sometimes so random that you fail to address the original message altogether.

-If you tend to collect every rock you can find, to the point that it ANNOYS everyone, even your own mother and other peoples' mother.

-If, no matter where you are in your room, you never have to so much as get up to reach a pen/pencil and paper.

-If the letters are starting to wear off on the keys of your keyboard.

-If people think you might have O.C.D.

-If you think it’d be cool to have O.C.D (or A.D.D., or A.D.H.D.).

-If you start constantly talking in third person, past tense (I hate it when I do that).

-If you think about making lists like this, and start giggling for no ‘apparent’ reason.

-If your friends don’t even bother to look funny at you anymore when you start giggling for no apparent reason.

-And finally, the number one way to tell if you’re a good writer: If you failed English

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