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~yumiboo~ for no reason what so ever, this is being done in third person

Yumiboo is a 20 year old girl from the Northwest of England (with a disturbing penchant for expensive panda bear teddies) whose currently at Staffordshire University and lives in a little appartment-thing (it's not wonderful; the room's tiny, and the shower keeps flooding, but at least it's a start on the property ladder). She is currently studying Psychology, and would quite like to be a psychologist, but that's another story for another time, folks.

Also, it should be known that yumiboo might not end up posting a lot/anything up here, and that'll most probably be because of her course. Sorry to disapoint.

Fandoms

House M.D; Doctor Who; Silent Hill; Star Ocean: TTEOT; Tales of Symphonia; The Legend of Zelda series; Loveless (the manga, haven't seen the anime); Final Fantasy XII; Final Fantasy: Crystal Chronicles; Final Fantasy X; Final Fantasy IX; Final Fantasy VIII; Final Fantasy VII; Final Fantasy: Advent Children; Final Fantasy: Crisis Core (I have yet to play it, but I _have_ seen clips of FMVs from the game - I guess it's close enough for the time being; Final Fantasy: The Spirits within (... OK, I generally like Final Fantasy, so sue me... wait, please don't, I have no money); Spirited away (hey, it's a classic, and so terribly chiche); The Victoria Nelson Series by Tanya Huff; Blood Ties (The T.V series based on the books by Tanya Huff); Moonlight (... I like vampires); The Tribe (it's so old school, it's unbelievable - nothing compares with this Saturday morning channel 5 series

LIKES

Chocolate; Ice cream; Apples; strawberries; Panda teddy bears; flowers (red and white roses and daisies); Butterflies; Red squirrels; Disney in general; gaming; my friends (however few of you that I have); Chinese food; Fortune cookies; sushi; cereal; bagels with cheese; horror/comedy films; Comedians, in general (especially Irish comedians)

DISLIKES

Flying insects that make a wasp-like buzzing noise; wasps; celery; biting my nails; morning breath; Grey squirrels (but that's only because they're making the British Red Squirrel extinct); Pigeons.

QUOTES

Sheldon: I'M... BATMAN! (Big Bang Theory)


It was only when he found out that the boxes held within them this Pirate's fearsome fleet, and that Jambouree's fearsome pirate fleet was a bunch of toy ships, that Jerry realised why it's a bad idea to be part of a pirate crew that was headed by a five year old. (my own random story)


WHOSE THAT CRAZY KOOK DESTROYIN' THE WORLD? IT'S ZORC! that's me! IT'S ZORC AND PALS!

Bakura: Zorc, did you forget our anniversery? Again? canned laughter
Zorc: Yes, I was too busy destroying the world. canned laughter I slaughtered millions! more laughter
Bakura: That's my Zorc.

THE BLOOD OF THE INNOCENT WILL FLOW WITHOUT END! HIS NAME IS ZORC AND HE'S DESTROYING THE WORLD! (YuGiOh abriged by LittleKuriboh)


My life is a series of embarrassing incidents tied together by me telling you of those embarrassing incidents. (Russell Brand)


Simon Amstell: Actually, I think he's more of a cunt.
Anthea Turner: You can't say that!
Simon Amstell: Why not?
Anthea Turner: Because... you... don't... have... one...
Simon Amstell: ... I don't have an umbrella, either...

Simon Amstell: get lost you murdering junkie cunt... oh, wait - I cant say that word cause I don't have an umbrella. (Never Mind the Buzzcocks)


On eating duck

Rachel: What?! I've spent half my childhood feeding THEM! Green Wing


Vicki: No, I met Rat - he was a thief and gave me a lot of tips.
henry: ... ok...
Vicki: He's a good kid - it's just that his definition of personal property is a tad bit loose. (Vicki Nelson series by Tanya Huff)


Caroline: Can I have a quick word?
Mac: Zoom and Whoosh. There you are - words that are quick: quick words. (Green Wing)

Ok that's all from me - Enjoy yourselves, you cheeky bitches.

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When You Wish Upon a Materia by XD reviews
Cloud summons Leviathan, and the critter refuses to go away. The only solution may be to go back in time, so Cloud is understandably concerned. It's like they always say: Be careful what you wish for!
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 102,408 - Reviews: 471 - Favs: 833 - Follows: 715 - Updated: 5/6/2016 - Published: 1/1/2008 - Cloud S., Vincent V., Sephiroth, Zack F. - Complete
When You're Evil and Dead by Sforzie reviews
Kuja's dead, and meets the other FF villains in the underworld...and lots of stuff happens. COMPLETE, 071004!
Final Fantasy X-overs - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 39 - Words: 85,842 - Reviews: 290 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 3/25/2011 - Published: 5/6/2001 - Complete
Façade by timydamonkey reviews
From having no heart at all to having a simulated heart, Roxas tries to understand the concept of friendship.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,912 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Published: 10/12/2009 - Roxas, Axel - Complete
Steppenwolf by Skyraptor66 reviews
An Albel-centric fic inspired by the Herman Hesse novel of the same name. No prior knowledge needed. Chaste and un-caught AlNel.
Star Ocean - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,050 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 9/29/2009 - Published: 8/16/2009 - Albel N., Nel Z.
Organization Nonsense by Esperer reviews
A collection of loosely-related stories featuring various members of the Organization, mainly interactions between numbers VIII and XIII and their current "victim" of cruelly unusual intentions. Mild Larxel and Roxiné. Discontinued.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 28,670 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 1/3/2009 - Published: 7/21/2008 - Axel, Roxas
Beautiful mess by Sapphire2007 reviews
Inspired - as always - by the spoilers for ep.5.11 "Joy to the World". To help us all survive the time we have to kill until Tuesday night.
House, M.D. - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,110 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/7/2008 - G. House, L. Cuddy - Complete
Sans by Tijuana Pirate reviews
Vin backstory. Darkfic, Vin pov. 'His left hand wipes the side of his mouth and there’s a smear of blood just above his thumb. When he looks up again I see something dark and violent starring out at me from behind his eyes. I smile.'
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Horror - Chapters: 11 - Words: 28,487 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 11/20/2008 - Published: 12/30/2005 - Vincent V.
Paradox by Azurela reviews
Xemnas had said that nobodies didn't have hearts didn't have emotions. Roxas is a nobody, So why does he feel? And why does it intensify when he interacts with a certain red-head who loves to play with fire? It's almost like.. a paradox. Aukuroku.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,560 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 11/5/2008 - Published: 8/7/2008 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
Those Who Lie by the.israel.project107 reviews
Based on Nijuuni's picture on dA. In gangland Vegas, a man is on his knees with a gun inside his mouth, someone else's finger on the trigger, accused of lies. The big question is: what was he lying about? AkuRoku
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 25,258 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 474 - Follows: 24 - Published: 9/27/2008 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
Axel's Death by KingdomHeartsBBY reviews
My remake of Axel's Death. Find out Roxas's reaction when he sees Axel about to die. Akuroku.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 831 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/11/2008 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
Go Out With Me! by kirraleadatsme reviews
Irwin wakes Mandy up in the middle of the night to serenade her.
Grim and Evil - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 837 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Published: 7/16/2008 - Complete
Intermittent Surrenders by shilhouette68 reviews
He just can't help but become human at times. KandaLenalee.
D.Gray-Man - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,146 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/19/2008 - Complete
Eidolon by Silver Pard reviews
The afterlife is not fun and games.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 43,550 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 5/24/2008 - Published: 11/1/2007 - Zack F. - Complete
Ending by shilhouette68 reviews
Lavi decides to stop hoping. LaviLenalee.
D.Gray-Man - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,476 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/23/2008 - Complete
Anime Night by FreyOfDavis reviews
The boys are trying to select a video for their weekly anime night, but Leonard and Wolowitz keep getting distracted by thoughts of Penny. Complete. Enjoy!
Big Bang Theory - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,929 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/16/2008 - Complete
A Rather Inelegant Courtship by Cyprith reviews
One hundred ways Teatime managed to catch Susan's attention and the slow, accidental process of falling in love. Teatime x Susan.
Discworld - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 100 - Words: 11,666 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 12/9/2007 - Published: 12/2/2007 - Complete
In Dreams by SpamWarrior reviews
In dreams, we are all mad...Susan has a nocturnal visit from a certain departed Assassin. Susan x Teatime. Please, don't kill me.
Discworld - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 32,206 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 12/7/2007 - Published: 3/12/2005 - Susan Sto Helit, Jonathan T.
Questionable Status by Spikey44 reviews
Despite some obvious and undesirable sideaffects, he could not deny there were some highly compelling reasons why the occasional uncontrollable Berserker rage could do wonders for the constitution of any selfrespecting sky pirate. BalthierFran
Final Fantasy XII - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,748 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 12 - Published: 11/3/2007 - Balthier, Fran - Complete
Prince of Thieves by Myshu reviews
200 years after the Mist War, Luthane Crescent goes on a pilgrimage to seek out his heritage. All he's found is a Genome with a wild streak and a big secret...
Final Fantasy IX - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 18 - Words: 110,352 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 10/30/2007 - Published: 1/29/2007 - Freya C. - Complete
Why Waist Length? by Silver Pard reviews
Enough was enough. He'd looked at all the possible courses of action and their consequences. He'd researched it intensively. It was time to cut the damn hair.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 58,269 - Reviews: 558 - Favs: 613 - Follows: 173 - Updated: 9/21/2007 - Published: 2/16/2005 - Sephiroth - Complete
The Black Brigade Theatrical Troupe by Anarchy Sky reviews
The epic tale of the war on Elicoor. It's Airyglyph vs. Aquaria. It's Vox vs. Albel. It's Ninjas vs. Idiots. A Parody of Star Ocean and everything in general. Chapter 20: One Year Later...a miraculous update arrives! The horror! The horror!
Star Ocean - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 61,703 - Reviews: 228 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 9/12/2007 - Published: 9/18/2005
Abstract by Neko-chan -Silvered Tongue reviews
Ritsuka’s life is made up of p i c t u r e s and w o r d s. F e e l i n g s. Comfort, Pain, Love. Ritsuka’s life is abstract and defined by Words. Ritsuka is Loveless.
Loveless - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,182 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/26/2006 - Complete
Afterlife by LeFox reviews
Chapter 8 up! RomeroxAlbel. Albel dies in his fight against Romero, and rather than face oblivion, he submits to Romero's control... !Currently on hiatus.!
Star Ocean - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,889 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 6/14/2006 - Published: 10/30/2005 - Albel N.
Forget Midgar by J. Riot reviews
After inadvertantly saving Cloud's life, Reno finds himself an increasingly unreluctant caregiver, much to his surprise. Follows game canon only, not AC, with a Shrina family backstory that some would refer to as AU, and slash.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 142,427 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 160 - Updated: 6/8/2006 - Published: 12/1/2005 - Cloud S., Reno
Technologic by Nephthy-san reviews
Vincent gets a cell phone…question is: can he use it?[post AC]
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 15,720 - Reviews: 253 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 2/11/2006 - Published: 10/8/2005 - Vincent V.
Blood of the Innocents by Kumoashi reviews
AU. What if Cloud didn't go to Midgar? What if Hojo kept him in the Nibelheim lab, and woke Vincent to keep the blond company? Finished story, R&R! :D
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 41 - Words: 254,435 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 230 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 11/11/2005 - Published: 10/7/2002 - Cloud S., Zack F. - Complete
The Honeymoon by Hth reviews
Deep down, Sanzo has a heart. We're reasonably sure.
Saiyuki - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,208 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 10 - Published: 11/22/2001