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Lessons Learned in Twilight:

1. You can enjoy the banquet while resisting the wine.
2. The future is not set in stone.
3. Men are crabby when they're hungry.
4. Nothing beats an irritable grizzly bear.
5. True love knows no boundaries.
6. Some people are just danger magnets.
7. Even eternal enemies can work together to save something they love.
8. Forget the fangs - real vampires sparkle!
9. Soul mates exist, even if it takes 100 years to find them.
10. Porshe 911 Turbos make really great bribes.
11. Friendship is like the sun on a cloudy day.
12. Snow just means it's too cold for rain.
13. Family is about more than just blood.
14. What's worth doing is worth over-doing.
15. Losing your temper can be hair-raising.
16. "Vegetarian" has many meanings.
17. Even monsters can hold on to their humanity.
18. There are exceptions to every rule.
19. Always verify bad news before doing something stupid.
20. Hearing voices in your head doesn't necessarily mean you're crazy.
21. Love means being willing to sacrifice your happiness for another's.
22. Cold hands = Warm heart.
23. Not breathing is uncomfortable.
24. Stupid lambs and masochistic lions make quite a pair.
25. Romeo was an idiot.
26. Twilight is the saddest and safest time of day.
27. Extreme sports should not be attempted alone.
28. Life is worth very little without someone to share it with.
29. Space heaters can be very annoying.
30. Love can make even the most miserable places paradise.

List twelve of your characters from your fandom, in no particular order.

(Twilight)

1. Jasper

2. Edward

3. Alice

4. Bella

5. Marcus

6. Rosalie

7. Esme

8. Carlisle

9. Emmett

10. Jacob

11. Aro

12. Caius

1. Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to?

Rosalie/Aro...No, and if i did that would be totally weird

2. Do you think Four is hot? How hot?

NEVER!! Bella is NOT hot at all!

3. What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?

That would be a horrible crime against nature XD how could Caius get Carlisle pregnant?

4. Can you recall any fics about Nine?

Yes, i read one about Emmett wanting to play truth or dare

5. Would Two and Six make a good couple?

No, Edward said so himself, he has a brother-sister relationship w/ Rosalie

6. Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?

Marcus/Emmett or Marcus/Jacob, er kinda hard to choose, but i guess Marcus/Emmett cuz...idk XD

7. What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?

Esme would see Edward and Caius in the bed, just stare for a minute then walk out of the room without a word, off to tell Carlisle about his son's, er, strange taste in men

8. Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fic.

Alice would hang out with Jacob so Nessie won't give her headaches anymore

9. Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?

I would hope not...

10. Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic.

Caius would probably comfort Esme cuz Aro was flirting with Carlisle XD

11. If you wrote a songfic about Eight, what song would you choose?

"Doctor Love" by: Donnie Klang

12. If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?

Jasper/Rosalie/Caius, Jasper, don't let Rose hurt Caius

13. When was the last time you read a fic about Five?

a few weeks ago (Down With Aro)

14. "(1) and (7) are in a happy relationship until (9) runs off with (4). (1), brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with (11) and a brief unhappy affair with (12), then follows the wise advice of (5) and finds true love with (3).”

Jasper and Esme are in a happy relationship until Emmett runs off with Bella. Jasper, brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with Aro and a breif unhappy affair with Caius, then follows the wise advice of Marcus and finds true love with Alice.

Well...that last part makes sense XD

List twelve of your characters from your fandom, in no particular order.

(Harry Potter)

1. Snape

2. Voldemort

3. Harry

4. Hagrid

5. Dumbledore

6. Ginny

7. Hermione

8. Malfoy

9. Sirius

10. Ron

11. Bellatrix

12. Lupin

1. Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to?

Hermione/Bellatrix, no and i don't think i want to...

2. Do you think Four is hot? How hot?

No, absolutely not

3. What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?

Yet another horrible crime against nature

4. Can you recall any fics about Nine?

No, i do't read a lot of hp fanfics

5. Would Two and Six make a good couple?

I don't think so...Voldemort/Ginny...nooooo

6. Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?

Dumbledore/Sirius or Dubledore/Ron...Wow, i think Dumbledore/Sirius, cuz, er, idk again

7. What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?

Hermione would be scarred for life if she saw Voldy and Lupin having sex

8. Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fic.

Harry/Ron, The world is coming to an end when two of the bestest friends are having a gay affair, dun dun dun (no offense meant to anyone that is gay)

9. Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?

i don't think so, and i hope not

10. Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic.

Hermione thinks that Lupin is cheating on her and Lupin convinces her otherwise

11. If you wrote a songfic about Eight, what song would you choose?

"What i've done" Linkin Park

12. If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?

Snape/Ginny/Lupin, Lupin and Snape fight over who gets Ginny after Harry breaks up with her

13. When was the last time you read a fic about Five?

I don't think i've read one about him

14. "(1) and (7) are in a happy relationship until (9) runs off with (4). (1), brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with (11) and a brief unhappy affair with (12), then follows the wise advice of (5) and finds true love with (3).”

Snape and Hermione are in a happy relationship until Sirius runs off with Hagrid. Sanpe, brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with Bellatrix and a breif unhappy affair with Lupin, then follows the wise advice of Dumbledore and finds true love with Harry.

Wow...none of that made any sense at all