"Y'know. Fazbear's Pizzeria is an interesting place. Not even at night... at night it's just weirder. And filled with the sounds of sex from Pirate's Cove on Saturdays. You can blame Foxy for it. Foxy and whoever he's fucking. Wha- DON'T LOOK AT ME, I DON'T KNOW WHO HE'S FUCKING EITHER! WATCHING THE CAMERA'S IS YOUR JOB! Oh yeah... Welcome to your new job!"

Fnaf AU; Sparkxy is like, the only serious ship here, and platonic everything. /Intimations with hands, no express is shown on their face./