Orochimaru’s Revenge against Pizza

“Okay,” said the lamppost.

So then the trashcan said, “One time I had the grouch sleep in me, you know, like from sesame street?”

Then the lamppost said, “Big bird leaned on me once, and so did Elmo and the Cookie Monster.”

Then Naruto came and said, “Well, I know Batman’s secret identity!”

The lamppost gaped in awe.

Then the trashcan said, “Well, I know Sasuke’s secret identity.”

Naruto said, “Oh! What is it?!”

Then the trashcan said, “Sasuke’s secret identity is…”

Just then the trashcan was picked up and kidnapped by a mysterious masked man. So the

lamppost said, “We have to save him!”

Then Naruto said, “Okay! Let’s go!”

Then the lamppost said, “Okay, go!”

Then Naruto said, “Oh yeah! You can’t move!”

Then Orochimaru came and ate a pizza.

Then Naruto went after the masked man.

He fought valiantly with the masked man, and he managed to pull off his mask.

And it was… Just then Orochimaru came and kidnapped Naruto before he could write it down in this fanfiction.

So now it was all up to the lamppost.

The lamppost said, “911! 911! Call the police! There’s been a kidnapping!”

So the police came and revealed the masked man, and it was Sasuke!

And then Sasuke said, “I had to kidnap the trashcan so that he wouldn’t reveal my secret identity.”

So the police said, “Where is the trashcan, anyway?”

Sasuke said, “I tied it to my back, with my Orochimaru bow!”

So just then, the trashcan said, “Sasuke’s secret identity is a candlestick. He’s wearing a

jumpsuit that makes him look like a Sasuke.”

So the police found Naruto and Orochimaru and arrested Orochimaru.

The End.

…I still don’t understand the part about Orochimaru eating the pizza in the beginning.

Fin~