Sea Kings, sea-sickness, sunburns, a 95% genocidal Navy and more than a million and one other assorted ways to die. It's official: Being inserted into an anime sucks ass... Buuut I guess it could be worse. I mean, look on the bright side: At least I'm sailing with the future king of the pirates. (Self-Insert)

Homework at the Academy was an education in boredom.

When the Fuhrer is too busy for an important meeting in a foreign country, the duty slips down to one Roy Mustang. Reluctant to send one of his most talented dogs into dangerous land alone, Bradley decrees that he shall have a travelling partner; Edward Elric. Just when Roy thought the situation couldn't get worse, it was decided Edward would have to go in the guise of Roy's SON.

Ed decides he wants Roy Mustang, and when Edward Elric wants something, he’ll stop at nothing to get it. [yaoi, EdRoy]

someone wrote some very intresting graffiti on the wall of colonel mustang's office. now he's pretty desperate to find out who it was... oneshot, rated for saftey, implied shonenai pairing.