My hobbies include breathing, eating, and sleeping. I will give lessons to anyone who asks. My personality can be described in one word: Antidisestablishmentarianism. I am surrounded by idiots, gay guys, and occasionally gay idiots. This makes my life, and of course my stories, rather interesting in a despairing, hopeless kind of way.

Society demands that I put quotes here.
"Everything that you know is wrong."-Wierd Al
"Daga Daga DIYAAA!!"-Legolas, of the mirkwood realm
"Sirius, Black As He's painted? Notorious Mass Murderer or Innocent Singing Sensation."- "The Daily Prophet" in Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix.
"Stab, stab, stab,"- the aptly named Stabbing Song, by Satan's Little helper.

Oh! One last note. Why, oh why, do they have to kill off all good characters in stories? It's starting to give me phsychological trauma here!