Only two things are known for sure about the mysterious PenHunter: he writes things and he doesn't speak. In fact, only the part about writing things is undisputed. Some believe his occasional short review may be an attempt to communicate through a monitor obstructed by a filter and attached to hardware ravaged by constant exposure to his heavily-used router. Either way, he's a fearsome, inscrutable, on-fire Frankenstein of a man - if he even is a man.