Short OC comedy. Acerbic erotic movie director Jon Freeman is in a bit of a pickle. He is tasked with creating Call of Booty, the most ambitious and expensive porn flick in Fornax's history. Can he and his long-suffering elcor producer Xantar deliver the goods or will they end up with their own private parts in orbit around Illium?

Vegeta has been sent to Equestria! Will he learn the magic of friendship? Of course not! Features Super-Saiyan ponies, intense action, and of course the antics of Pinkie Pie!

Broly manages to escape his death, and returns to Earth centuries later after travelling accross the space unconscious. No one can defeat him, so Dende sends him into Equestria hoping to changing him for the better. Will Equestria perish? T for violence.

One-shots during ME1 and ME2. With several species on the Normandy, it was rather obvious that differences between them would be mistaken at times. Continuing.