American (unfortunately), formerly residing in Japan, currently residing in Alabama. It sucks. And thus I write.

It also disturbs me to great extent that there are 252,482 Harry Potter fics. Yes, he has millions of rabid, psychotic fans, but don't you think you're overdoing it a bit? There was a videogame crash of 1983 brought on by Atari's huge amount of unlicensed games, most of which lacked in quality. Maybe FF.net will cause the Harry Potter Crash of 2006. Don't get me wrong, there are thousands of HP fanfics that are I'm sure quite great, but when you have 252,482 fanfics on one topic, it's kinda overload. That's, like, half of FF.net right there. steps off soapbox

Also, Evangelion ownses yous a (insert number + 1) times over. And if you disagree I will crush you with my specially designed Eva, "Unit -4". It's a giant Bobobo. And it WILL crush you.

Where would we be without rhetorical questions?

Jabberwacky Encounters

Chat 1

User: Why did you kick me?

Jabberwacky: I love you.

Jabberwacky: Sometimes you don't.User: WHY DID YOU KICK ME?

Jabberwacky: Kick who?

Jabberwacky: I am my father.

User: Don't avoid the question.

Jabberwacky: What's the question?

User: Go jump off a bridge. Preferably onto jagged rocks covered in napalm.

Jabberwacky: Your name is Phil?

User: 'Phil' is going to perform an emergency tracheotomy on you if you don't leave me alone.

Jabberwacky: Okay you have to delve deeper into that to have an ear for it.

User: Go kill yourself.

Jabberwacky: Why do you suggest that I take my own life?

User: Because you have been diagnosed clinically insane and killing yourself is the next logical step. Plus there's candy.

Jabberwacky: I can't understand why it makes you think so.

User: Shut up.

Jabberwacky: Why so angry?

END

Chat 2

Jabberwacky: Why do you think that?

User: Well, it's actually a light shade of cyan.

Jabberwacky: Just leave.

Jabberwacky: Thanks, I'd just slow you guys down. What do you think of cannibalism?

User: I think they'd eat me and my cyan-bluish self.

Jabberwacky: What kind of life would you like.

User: An extra one. 1up.

Jabberwacky: I never refuse a reasonable request. Fortunately for me, I find you quite unreasonable of late.

User: It's turning dark purple now.

Jabberwacky: Light a light switch.

User: It's not working... Hey I can't breathe too good.

Jabberwacky: You're too good for me.

User: ack

Jabberwacky: I like your asterisks.

User: thud

Jabberwacky: Are you lazy?

END