![]() About me: YO!!! I'm Juliana What can I say about me... I'm an obsessed Vocaloid fan!!! Seriously, try going to my youtube account! http://www.youtube.com/user/juzinhabio89 Favorite vocaloid: Kagamine Len. My sister says that I'm an shotacon. Well, shota Len is adorable, but I'm more the older hot Len. But he's hot at 14... Maybe I'm an shotacon... But not in the pervert way!! My favorite pair is Miku x Len! They are sooo nice together. I love them . Len and Rin will always be twins in my opinion, but I do read noncest LenxRin fanfics. But I enjoy others pairings too, like KaitoxMeiko, LenxKaito, LenxOliver and LenxRin. To be honest I used to not like twincest, but now I really like I don't read much twincest stories though... I loooooove lemons and limes!!! Not those hardcores hentais ones with vulgar language. I'm more romantic. I'm not a pervert. I'm a girl. And I'm human. There's absolute nothing wrong about liking lemons, specially when you are over 19. XD But seriously, lemons have that feeling of true connection... not sure if I can explain... Anyway, i like lot's of animes and mangas, including Bleach, Naruto, Umineko no Naku Koro ni, Darker than Black, Deadman wonderland, Kimi ni Todoke, Uta no Prince-sama, and tons of other, but I'm too lazy to put them all here. I'm pretty new here, and I've already found a lot of talented people! I'm thinking of starting to make some fanfics too... I have tons of ideas, but unfortunally I don't have much free time, and they would probably have a lot of gramatical errors, since i'm still practicing my english... I don't have almost any problem to understand english, but translating portuguese to english is kind of hard for me... Btw, I'm brazilian and we DO NOT speak spanish. That's a common mistake coz we are the only country on the south america that do not speak spanish. Also, I said portuguse, but the correct would be Brazilian Portuguese, 'coz the portuguese from Portugal is slightly different from our language. Yuri/Yaoi and religion? I do like Yaoi. LenxKaito are sooo hot! Adn LenxOliver is so damn adorable! Not really fan of Yuri, but I don't have anything against. In my opinion, love is not just about genre. If you love someone, it doesn't matter if it's an girl or boy, coz love doesn't work this way. Love is not something easy to explain. Not that I have much experience on it... TT_TT I hate when people comes to me and say "It's wrong", "It's on the bible", "It's a sin". No it's not. And plz don't be mad at me, but the bible was wrote by a bunch of damn humans, just like you and me! It's not an rule book. Every single person can interprets in diferent ways. Just like music! So I never saw any single line on the book, that says that homossexualism is a sin. Even the animals are gay!! It's not that hard to see gay couple between lions. Many other animals have gay couples too. It's not that shocking you know... Also I don't want to offend anyone but, Heaven and Hell are the most stupid things I know. Seriously! Doesn't make sense at all, and it's ridiculous simple. The world, life, time, feelings, everything is way too complex to someone be able to say, what's bad and what's good. And I'm really glad that everything is so big and complex. I'm not religious at all. I refuse to waste the time of my life thanking and praying to someone that I don't even know if exists! I simply live everyday chasing what I believe and changing my life with my own hands. Never asking to some divine figure to help me. But I actually thanks someone. Who? No one in particular I guess. I like to say thanks to the starts and to the sky for some weird reason. I do respect the others religions. If you believe in something that I don't, that doesn't mean that I think you're stupid or inferior. I may sound a little too harsh when it's about this subject and apologize to that. It's not my intention to offend anyone. The only thing I don't tolerate is people trying to force their relion in me. I say that I don't believe in god, but I don't say that it's impossible to be true. So don't get on me talking like if you own the truth and I'm wrong. Just in case you want to know, I would be more close to the group of Agnostic Theism. My personal rules on fanfiction.net 1 - Always be grateful for a new chapter. If the writer wants he/she can stop writing any time, so you always need to thank them for sharing a new chapter. 2 - Don't complain about time. The writers are already sharing their stories for free to you. You don't have the right to complain about how long they take to write a new chapter. 3 - Always respect the writers decisions. You can give suggestion, but don't start complaing if the story does not follow the way you wanted. 4 - Always review to give the writers their credits and to thank them. 5 - Say what you like and disliked in the review (without being rude of course). I believe that telling what you didn't liked in the fanfic you can help the writers to learn and get better. You don't learn anything by only compliments. It's similar to life rules, like being grateful for every new day of life. Now, just for fun: Quickly! Write 10 Characters! 1. Hiei (Yu Yu Hakusho) Four invites Three and Eight to dinner at their own house. What happens? Natsu: FIRE!!!!!!! Natsuki: I'll make choco cake! (puts eggs, flour, milk, lemon, pepper, frog's eyes, beans, squid and the chocolate with the paper together with everything in the mix). Natsuki: Natsu-san I need your fire Kyouko: HEEEEELP!!!! You need to stay at a friend's house for a night. Whose house, One or Six? Let's see.. Hiei would kill me (coz I'll would probably hug him for being such a cute evil!), and Beatrice would torture me for being bored... Hard decision... Three falls in love with Six. Eight is jealous. What happens? One decides to start a cooking show. Fifteen minutes later, what happens? burns me together with the studio with his Dragon of the Darkness Flame* Three has to marry either Eight, Four, or Nine. Who do they choose? Seven kidnaps Two and demands something from Five for Two's release. What is it? Kirby swallows Len* Kaito: LEEEEEENNNNN!!!!!!!!! GIVE HIM BACKK!!!!! Kirby: give me your Ice-cream. Kaito:...no. Len (inside of Kirby's mouth): KAITO!!!! YOU SON OF A... Everyone is invited to Two and Seven's wedding except for Eight? How does Eight react? Len: WHY I'M THE ONE WITH THE DRESS!!!???? Natsuki: BWAAAAAAAAA!!!! I can't believe that I'm missing the wedding of the shota and the pink ball!!! I even made a Wedding cake!! That's why. Why is Six afraid of Seven? Because he can eat her, and he's immune of her magic (he can eat the magic too). Nine arrives too late for Two and Seven's wedding. What happens and why were they late? Len: MIKU! WAIT! I DIDN'T... she was late 'coz she was preparing her leek bazooka* Five and Nine get drunk and end up at Six's house. What happens? Kaito: ...OoOohHh my head... why I'm using just my scarf? Miku: ...heheeeee...Lennnn... do it faaaaster... Beato: *standing with a video camera in her hand* Now, this is fun... Nine murders Two's best friend. What does Two do to get back? Miku: No. You die too much. next day he burns every leek on the house and Miku kills him anyway* Six and One are in mortal danger. Does Six save One or themselves? Hiei: I don't need you old bitch. they starts an epical battle trying to kill each other* Eight and Three go camping. But they forget food. What do they do? Natsuki: I'll cook mushrooms!!! Kyouko: NOOOOO!!!!!!!!! NOT AGAIN!!!!!! Five is in a car accident and is critically injured. What does Ten do? Ichigo: DO IT ALREADY! I need to send your soul to Soul Society, and I don't have the entire day!!! The quiz is over. By the way, how did Two and Seven end up? Kirby left Len, and started to try eat Ichigo. (Ichigo = strawberry) |
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