Name: Something you probably won't be able to pronounce any way so I won't even bother.

no... that was an oddness all of your own... you should feel special, in an odd way, about this specially odd type of oddness that is specially yours.

i must have been high off a broom or something

Even if the voices aren't real, they have some good ideas.

No one seems to be able to dumb down the economy enough for me to understand it…

“Because sexual desire is one step beyond all other human desires”

“We are most eager to hear some manly gossip!”

Evening news is where they begin with ‘Good evening’, and then proceed to tell you why it isn’t.

Aerodynamically, the bumblebee shouldn't be able to fly, but the bumblebee doesn't know it, so it keeps flying anyway

Random Quotes of My Life.

The Boy Who Lived...

The Boy Who Survived Voldemort, The Darkest Dark Lord of All Time, When He Was a Baby, To Die Tripping Over His Broomstick.

The Boy Who Lived To Die From Draco's Death Glare

The Boy Who Lived... with the Dursleys...

The Boy Who Lived To Be A Bumbling Idiot

If anyone has any others that they wouldn't mind me using, p.m. me.