Hey there I'm ModernJaneAusten. I honestly have no idea why I put my name as that but hey it works. Soooo for any of you wasting you lives reading my profile I appreciate it greatly, really I do. Trust me. I do. ANYWAY I might as well tell you a little about myself.

FACTS ABOUT ME

- I have a very short attent...hey look a bunny!!!

- I have blonde hair (straight A student so don't you dare say a thing about it)

- I have blue eyes, that all my past boyfriends have called 'pools of blue' 'two great oceans' 'limpid blue' yada yada yada, they are blue OK cut the cliche chizz

- Yes I did just use the word chizz and I use quite frequently

- For all you little geniuses who haven't picked up on the fact yet, I'm a girl

WHO I SHIP

-SEDDIE/cibby

-BBRae

-Tandre

SOME OF MY FAVORITE QUOTES...

(iCarly)

Spencer: "You're grounded for...till college."

Carly: "FOR TILL COLLEGE?!?"

Spencer: "FOR TILL COLLEGE!"

Freddie: "Oh! my!..."

Mrs.Benson: "That better end with a gosh!"

Freddie: "Please dear gosh make her go away!"

(Teen Titans)

Cyborg: We're in Raven's room...We should not be in Raven's room...

Raven: You..stayed? I thought you didn't like me.

Beast Boy: Thought you didn't like me.

Cyborg: Yo! I like both of ya! Now get your butts over here!

Starfire: This "prom" is some kind of manner of duel yes? Robin eagerly accepts!

Robin: It's not a duel Star. It's a date.

Starfire: (gasps) He does not accept! Do you hear? ROBIN DOES NOT ACCEPT!!

Raven: (eyes glowing as Terra aims her arm to hurt Beast Boy) "It'll be the last thing you'll ever do!"

Adonis: You wimps think you can take down Adonis? Bring it on.

Beast Boy: Dude it's totally brunged...branged.

Raven: Ooohh, bad grammer. That ought to scare him.

My favorite conversations between me and my best friend:

Savannah: You read to much

Me: What do you mean by that?

Savannah: YOU READ THREE BOOKS OVER THE WEEKEND!

Me: So?

Savannah: I only got to chapter three of mine...

Me: that's not bad

Savannah: Hannah! I've had the book for three weeks!

Me: Well what book is it? Is it hard?

Savannah: It's Tuck Everlasting

Me: BAHAHAHAHAHAHA...(realizing that I was being mean) I love you

Savannah: shut up

Me: I thought you told me not to say shut up because it's mean.

Savannah: yeah I did...

Me: and...

Savannah: and what?

(At a sleepover)

Cece: So Hannah who do you like?

Me: why would I tell you?

Cece: *hmph* fine whatever (she goes on annoying other girls at the party)

Savannah:Woah Woah Woah!! You like someone?

Me:Yes, why is that so surprising?

Savannah: Well you're so cynical all the time I figured you were void of emotions such as love.

Me: uh well for starters I never said I loved him and-

Savannah: AHHA! So my theory WAS right!!

Savannah: I hate you.

Me: I love you too darling!!

Savannah: Uh Hannah,

Me: Yes?

Savannah: I just misspelled 'your'

Me: How did you spell it?

Savannah: Y-O-R

Me: ...

Savannah (after a girl stole her boyfriend): THAT THAT

Me: say it! ya know you wanna

Savannah: I don't think it's very Christianly...

Me: say it...

Savannah: THAT RAT!

Me: FELT GOOD DIDN'T IT!!!!

List twelve of your favorite characters from your fandom, in no particular order.

1. Sam

2. Freddie

3. Gibby

4. Spencer

5. Guppy

6. Nevel

7. Mrs.Benson

8. Pam

9. T-Bo

10. Mr.Howard

11. Ted/Principle Franklin

12. Carly

1. Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to?

A Nevel/Principle Franklin fic? I'mgonna have to go for no for both of them.

2. Do you think Four is hot? How hot?

Spencer is very adorable,yes. haha

3. What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?

If Carly got Sam's mom pregnant...I don't even wanna KNOW what happens.

4. Can you recall any fics about Nine?

Um I think he's in a couple.

5. Would Two and Six make a good couple?

Freddie and Nevel yes yes very much so BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA JK nooooooooo

6. Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?

Guppy/T-Bo or Guppy/Mr.Howard uhhhhhhhh lemme get back to you on that

7. What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve making out?

Well I think it would go something like this...

"WHAT THE!!" *grabs Freddie's underwear* "SCAT! SCAT! OUT! OUT!" xD

8. Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fic.

Who would have ever thought detention could end this way? Gibby/Mr.Howard

9. Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?

Sam and her mom ummm platonic stuff I guess.

10. Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic.

Help For the Broken Hearted *cough cough after seddie happens cough cough* :D

11. Does anyone on your friends list read Three yet?

yes

13. Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five?

Oh Lord Freddie/Spencer/Guppy...

14. If you wrote a Song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?

Homeless Heart? Sam towards her mom?? IDK

15. If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?

WARNING: extreme dislike of a very anoying squeaky boy ahead

16. When was the last time you read a fic about Five?

17. "(1) and (7) are in a happy relationship until (9) runs off with (7). (1), brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with (11) and a brief unhappy affair with (6), then follows the wise advice of (5) and finds true love with (2).

Sam and Mrs.Benson are in a very happy relationship until T-Bo runs off with Mrs.Benson. Sam, brokenhearted, has a one night stand with Principle Franklin and a brief unhappy affair with NEVEL, then follows the wise advice of Guppy and finds true love with Freddie.

I love the ending and for the rest of it PAHAHAHAHAHA