![]() If you are a dreamer, come in, If you are a dreamer, a wisher, a liar, A hope-er, a pray-er, a magic bean buyer... If you're a pretender come sit by my fire For we have some flax-golden tales to spin. Come in! Come in! ~Shel Silverstein 92 percent of American teens would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would be laughing your ass off. If you and your friend break out into song in a public area put this on your profile. If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile. If you think those stupid kids should just give the rabbit the freakin' Trix, copy this into your profile. If you think the Coa-coa Puff Turky Bird thing shoud go to rehab, copy this into your profile. 98 of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or the vise versa copy this into your profile. If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile. If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile. If you think that life without computers is useless then copy this to your profile. If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile. (OMG just today (1/1/09) i was at my friend Mimi's house and her little sister randomly started laughing, and so we started cracking up for like 5 minutes! and there was absolutely nothing funny. It was hilarious!!) My best friend is insane, if you think your best friend is insane, put this in your profile. If there are times when you just wanna annoy people for the heck of it then copy this into ya profile. Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and prode of it, put this in your profile. If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation, put it in your profile.. If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile. If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you have ever fallen off a chair backwards, copy and paste this in your profile If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile. If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters, copy and paste this onto your profile. Lets start a list of the words: My, who If you think the semi-colon is completely usless, stupid, annoying and plotting to destroy the English language as we know it, put this in your pro! If u think rock paper scissors solves everything then put this in ur pro! The electric chair was invented by a dentist. If you are scared now more than ever of dentists by learning this fact, put this on your profile.. If yoo cant spel too sav yoor lyfe then putt thes in yoor profiele If you've ever lost someone you loved, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile.. If you have a true friend, copy and paste this into your profile If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile) 93 percent of teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen, Vampire Scooby, .missy.skye., BlissfulyShadowingEdwardCullen., Korie.Moore, The Dawn Is Breaking, Eveabella, Hawktalon.of.Windclan RosieLeeCullen Month one Mommy Month Two Mommy Month Three You know what Mommy Month Four Mommy Month Five You went to the doctor today. Month Six I can hear that doctor again. Month Seven Mommy Every Abortion Is Just . . . One more heart that was stopped. If you're against abortion, re-post this Girls My Favorite TV shows: CSI Miami American Idol The Office Saturday Night Live Extreme Makeover Home Edition America's Next Top Model Full House My Favorite Books: Thirteen Reasons Why Maximum Ride Harry Potter Ella Enchanted The Host Perfect Chemistry Wicked Lovely (series) Vampire Academy (series) If I Stay Unwind The Hunger games (series) Radiant Darkness Graceling Gone Darkest Powers series (The Summoning) Pretty Little Liars (series) Werecats series (Stray) The Chosen One Shiver The Kiesha' Ra (Hawksong) Peter and the Starcatchers Percy Jackson and the Olymipians Beastly Mortal Instruments series (City of Bones) Inheritence Saga (Eragon) Study series (first one is Poison Study) My Favorite Movies TITANIC (this is, in my humble opinion, the best movie ever made.) Miracle Sleepless in Seattle Ever After Spider-man Ironman Fiddler on the Roof A Walk to Remember Meet the Parents Beauty and the Beast The Lion King Aladdin The Phantom of the Opera More Random Stuff! "Good friends will pick you up when your down, BEST FRIENDS will push you back down and laugh" "Good friends ask why you're crying, BEST FRIENDS already have the shovel ready to bury the loser that made you cry" "Good friends will bail you out of jail, BEST FRIENDS will be sitting right there next to you going, 'Damn That was freakin awesome'," "Good friends will say you can do better, BEST FRIENDS will call him up and say "You have seven days to live" "Good friends will help you with your crack addiction, BEST FRIENDS are the ones who sold it to you," "Good friends will help you move, BEST FRIENDS will help you move a dead body" "Good friends will let you dance with your boyfriend, BEST FRIENDS will yell 'No She's Mine'" "Good friends don't let you do stupid things, BEST FRIENDS don't let you do stupid things alone" "Good friends will buy you lunch, BEST FRIENDS will eat yours." "Whatever women do they must do twice as well as men to be thought half as good. Luckily, this is not difficult." Love is complicated, so I'll just support fictional love and fall in love with fictional characters. They'll never break my heart" "Why do we kill people who kill people to show people that killing people is wrong?" "They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill to many people." "It takes 46 muscles to frown but only 4 to flip 'em the bird" "A classic is something that everybody wants to have read and nobody wants to read." "A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice." "Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way when you criticize them, you are a mile away from them and you have their shoes." "Everything here is eatible. I am eatible, but, that, my children, is called cannibalism and is frowned upon in most societies" "When I got my library card, that was when my life began" When people say, 'I’m so tired it's not even funny' or 'my head hurts so much it's not even funny', why would it even be funny in the first place?" "No, I don't have PMS. I just really hate you." I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic. Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent. I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis. For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.) ~If you don't like me, there is nothing I can do. Here's a newsflash, honey; I don't live to please you. Siegfried: How do I know you're not from CONTROL? Agent 23: We don't follow the rules then what are we? Kid in Minivan: sees Max dangling outside the window Mom! Mom, mom, mom, mom, mom! Maxwell Smart: I think it's only fair to warn you, this facility is surrounded by a highly trained team of 130 black op snipers. Agent 99: I used to look like my mom. Maxwell Smart: Are you thinking what I'm thinking? Ferris Bueller: Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it. Dina Byrnes: I had no idea you could milk a cat. Jack: Oh, geez, I just realized something. Lenny: When I get this excited I tend to throw up. Sydney: That's okay just keep moving and tell me when to duck. Gurkin: to Tyler about his date with Sydney If you try any funny stuff, I will unleash the power of the internet on you. I will register you as a sex offender in all 50 states... and Canada. Duke: after being left with Eunice in Cesario's So, uh, do you... like cheese? Sebastian: indicating Viola's false sideburns Are those real? Jamie: Are you trying to seduce me? Jamie: Please don't pretend like you know me, ok? Landon: voiceover Jamie saved my life. She taught me everything. About life, hope and the long journey ahead. I'll always miss her. But our love is like the wind. I can't see it, but I can feel it. Mr. Morgan: All right, not that I give a damn but how was everybody's weekend? Michael: Sweet love renew thy force! Joey: OK, now this is really important. Which do you like better? Mr. Stratford: Hello Katriana, make anyone cry today? Cameron: We're screwed! Chastity: I know you can be under whelmed, and you can be overwhelmed, but can you ever just be, like, whelmed? Malfoy: Ahh, come to watch the show? Hermione: Ancient Egyptians used to worship cats, you know. Ned: You look like a douche. Mike: Carnations? What a douchebag. Ned: It's a classic transformation story. Are you now or have you ever been a Norse God, Vampire, or Time Traveling Cyborg? Mike: I'm sorry, I'm Mark Gold, your uncle Ned's kid. I just started here. Ned: We have to go shopping, your shirt is bedazzled. Mike: See you later Neyeomi! Maggie: Oh! Oh my god. What? What are you saying? Are you confused? Mike: You're the man. Captain of the basketball team, dates pretty girls, high school is your kingdom. But people, Stan is a bully. Why? It'd be way to easy to say Stan preys on the weak simply because he's a dick. No... no... Stan here is much more complex than that. See according to leading psychiatrists Stan is a bully for one of three reasons... One... underneath all that male bravado there's a insecure little girl just banging on the closet door trying to get out. Two... like a caveman Stan's brain is... underdeveloped, therefore Stan is unable to use self control so he has to act out aggressively. Three... Stan has a small wiener. My favorito quotes (i know this profile just drags on and on doesnt it for those of you still reading) Don't let what you can't do get in the way of what you can do. Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind. True knowledge exists in knowing that you know nothing. The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams. Dream as if you will live forever. Live as if you will die tomorrow. An eye for an eye makes the whole world blind. I have too many books to read to do the housework! Don't cry because it's over. Smile because it happened. No one can make you feel inferior without your consent. When the power of love overcomes the love of power, the world will know peace. My friend, if I could give you one thing, I would give you the ability to see yourself as others see you...then you would realize what a truly special person you are. The greatest pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do. A room without books is like a body without a soul. My home is where my books are. |
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