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If you are a dreamer, come in,

If you are a dreamer, a wisher, a liar,

A hope-er, a pray-er, a magic bean buyer...

If you're a pretender come sit by my fire

For we have some flax-golden tales to spin.

Come in!

Come in!

~Shel Silverstein

92 percent of American teens would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would be laughing your ass off.

If you and your friend break out into song in a public area put this on your profile.

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think those stupid kids should just give the rabbit the freakin' Trix, copy this into your profile.

If you think the Coa-coa Puff Turky Bird thing shoud go to rehab, copy this into your profile.

98 of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or the vise versa copy this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

If you think that life without computers is useless then copy this to your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile. (OMG just today (1/1/09) i was at my friend Mimi's house and her little sister randomly started laughing, and so we started cracking up for like 5 minutes! and there was absolutely nothing funny. It was hilarious!!)

My best friend is insane, if you think your best friend is insane, put this in your profile.

If there are times when you just wanna annoy people for the heck of it then copy this into ya profile.

Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and prode of it, put this in your profile.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation, put it in your profile..

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever fallen off a chair backwards, copy and paste this in your profile

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile.

If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters, copy and paste this onto your profile. Lets start a list of the words: My, who

If you think the semi-colon is completely usless, stupid, annoying and plotting to destroy the English language as we know it, put this in your pro!

If u think rock paper scissors solves everything then put this in ur pro!

The electric chair was invented by a dentist. If you are scared now more than ever of dentists by learning this fact, put this on your profile..

If yoo cant spel too sav yoor lyfe then putt thes in yoor profiele

If you've ever lost someone you loved, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile..

If you have a true friend, copy and paste this into your profile

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile)

93 percent of teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen, Vampire Scooby, .missy.skye., BlissfulyShadowingEdwardCullen., Korie.Moore, The Dawn Is Breaking, Eveabella, Hawktalon.of.Windclan RosieLeeCullen

Month one

Mommy
I am only 8 inches long
but I have all my organs.
I love the sound of your voice.
Every time I hear it
I wave my arms and legs.
The sound of your heart beat
is my favorite lullaby.

Month Two

Mommy
today I learned how to suck my thumb.
If you could see me
you could definitely tell that I am a baby.
I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though.
It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three

You know what Mommy
I'm a boy!!
I hope that makes you happy.
I always want you to be happy.
I don't like it when you cry.
You sound so sad.
It makes me sad too
and I cry with you even though
you can't hear me.

Month Four

Mommy
my hair is starting to grow.
It is very short and fine
but I will have a lot of it.
I spend a lot of my time exercising.
I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes
and stretch my arms and legs.
I am becoming quite good at it too.

Month Five

You went to the doctor today.
Mommy, he lied to you.
He said that I'm not a baby.
I am a baby Mommy, your baby.
I think and feel.
Mommy, what's abortion?

Month Six

I can hear that doctor again.
I don't like him.
He seems cold and heartless.
Something is intruding my home.
The doctor called it a needle.
Mommy what is it? It burns!
Please make him stop!
I can't get away from it!
Mommy! HELP me!

Month Seven

Mommy
I am okay.
I am in Jesus's arms.
He is holding me.
He told me about abortion.
Why didn't you want me Mommy?

Every Abortion Is Just . . .

One more heart that was stopped.
Two more eyes that will never see.
Two more hands that will never touch.
Two more legs that will never run.
One more mouth that will never speak.

If you're against abortion, re-post this

Girls
are like
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree.The
boys dont want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top
of the tree.

My Favorite TV shows:

CSI Miami

American Idol

The Office

Saturday Night Live

Extreme Makeover Home Edition

America's Next Top Model

Full House

My Favorite Books:

Thirteen Reasons Why

Maximum Ride

Harry Potter

Ella Enchanted

The Host

Perfect Chemistry

Wicked Lovely (series)

Vampire Academy (series)

If I Stay

Unwind

The Hunger games (series)

Radiant Darkness

Graceling

Gone

Darkest Powers series (The Summoning)

Pretty Little Liars (series)

Werecats series (Stray)

The Chosen One

Shiver

The Kiesha' Ra (Hawksong)

Peter and the Starcatchers

Percy Jackson and the Olymipians

Beastly

Mortal Instruments series (City of Bones)

Inheritence Saga (Eragon)

Study series (first one is Poison Study)

My Favorite Movies

TITANIC (this is, in my humble opinion, the best movie ever made.)

Miracle

Sleepless in Seattle

Ever After

Spider-man

Ironman

Fiddler on the Roof

A Walk to Remember

Meet the Parents

Beauty and the Beast

The Lion King

Aladdin

The Phantom of the Opera

More Random Stuff!

"Good friends will pick you up when your down, BEST FRIENDS will push you back down and laugh"

"Good friends ask why you're crying, BEST FRIENDS already have the shovel ready to bury the loser that made you cry"

"Good friends will bail you out of jail, BEST FRIENDS will be sitting right there next to you going, 'Damn That was freakin awesome',"

"Good friends will say you can do better, BEST FRIENDS will call him up and say "You have seven days to live"

"Good friends will help you with your crack addiction, BEST FRIENDS are the ones who sold it to you,"

"Good friends will help you move, BEST FRIENDS will help you move a dead body"

"Good friends will let you dance with your boyfriend, BEST FRIENDS will yell 'No She's Mine'"

"Good friends don't let you do stupid things, BEST FRIENDS don't let you do stupid things alone"

"Good friends will buy you lunch, BEST FRIENDS will eat yours."

"Whatever women do they must do twice as well as men to be thought half as good. Luckily, this is not difficult."

Love is complicated, so I'll just support fictional love and fall in love with fictional characters. They'll never break my heart"

"Why do we kill people who kill people to show people that killing people is wrong?"

"They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill to many people."

"It takes 46 muscles to frown but only 4 to flip 'em the bird"

"A classic is something that everybody wants to have read and nobody wants to read."

"A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice."

"Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way when you criticize them, you are a mile away from them and you have their shoes."

"Everything here is eatible. I am eatible, but, that, my children, is called cannibalism and is frowned upon in most societies"

"When I got my library card, that was when my life began"

When people say, 'I’m so tired it's not even funny' or 'my head hurts so much it's not even funny', why would it even be funny in the first place?"

"No, I don't have PMS. I just really hate you."

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.

I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.

I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be screwing them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi. (omg I am SO sick of this one! some of my best friends are Jewish!! Just because my great great whatever granparents lived there does not make me a Nazi! Everytime I say im German, some smartass has to yell out Jew Hater! Or Nazi! And if you have ever done that SHUT THE HELL UP! Long rant over)
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST be a WHORE with a BIG BUTT
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude

Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.

I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.

I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.

My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling smartass
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, them burst into tears at one mistake
I DON'T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems

For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)

~If you don't like me, there is nothing I can do. Here's a newsflash, honey; I don't live to please you.
~ If you must choose between two evils, pick the one you’ve never tried before.
~If you can’t be kind, at least have the decency to be vague!

~Your weirdness is totally creeping my imaginary friend out.
~Whoever said nothing is impossible never tried slamming a revolving door.

Siegfried: How do I know you're not from CONTROL?
Maxwell Smart: If I were from CONTROL, you'd already be dead.
Siegfried: If you were from CONTROL, YOU'D already be dead.
Maxwell Smart: Neither of us is dead, so I'm obviously not from CONTROL.
long pause
Shtarker: That actually makes sense.

Agent 23: We don't follow the rules then what are we?
The Chief: We're not people who jam staples into other peoples heads. That's CIA crap.

Kid in Minivan: sees Max dangling outside the window Mom! Mom, mom, mom, mom, mom!
Mom in Minivan: Sean, Sean, Sean, Sean, Sean! You see how annoying that is?

Maxwell Smart: I think it's only fair to warn you, this facility is surrounded by a highly trained team of 130 black op snipers.
Siegfried: I don't believe you.
Maxwell Smart: Would you believe 2 dozen Delta Force commandos?
Siegfried: No.
Maxwell Smart: How about Chuck Norris with a BB gun.

Agent 99: I used to look like my mom.
Maxwell Smart: I used to look like two of my moms put together.

Maxwell Smart: Are you thinking what I'm thinking?
The Chief: I don't know. Were you thinking, "Holy shit, holy shit, a sword fish almost went through my head"? If so, then yes.

Ferris Bueller: Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.

Dina Byrnes: I had no idea you could milk a cat.
Greg Focker: Oh yeah, you can milk anything with nipples.
Jack Byrnes: I have nipples Greg. Could you milk me?

Jack: Oh, geez, I just realized something.
Dina: What?
Jack: Pam's middle name. Martha.
Dina: Oh, no.
Jack and Dina: Pamela Martha Focker.

Lenny: When I get this excited I tend to throw up.

Sydney: That's okay just keep moving and tell me when to duck.

Gurkin: to Tyler about his date with Sydney If you try any funny stuff, I will unleash the power of the internet on you. I will register you as a sex offender in all 50 states... and Canada.

Duke: after being left with Eunice in Cesario's So, uh, do you... like cheese?
Eunice: More than any other animal by-product.

Sebastian: indicating Viola's false sideburns Are those real?
Viola: Oh yeah, I'm growing sideburns now- NO!

Jamie: Are you trying to seduce me?
Landon: Why? Are you seducible?

Jamie: Please don't pretend like you know me, ok?

Landon: voiceover Jamie saved my life. She taught me everything. About life, hope and the long journey ahead. I'll always miss her. But our love is like the wind. I can't see it, but I can feel it.

Mr. Morgan: All right, not that I give a damn but how was everybody's weekend?
Joey: Oh I dunno, why don't you ask Kat?
Mr. Morgan: Unless she kicked the crap outta your dumb butt, I don't wanna hear about it!

Michael: Sweet love renew thy force!
Patrick: Hey! Don't say shit like that to me, people can hear you.
Cameron: Look, you embarrassed the girl. Sacrifice yourself on the altar of dignity and even the score.
Michael: Listen! Don't say shit like that to him. People can hear you.

Joey: OK, now this is really important. Which do you like better?
Bianca: Um...I think I like the white shirt better.
Joey: Ya, It's more uh...
Bianca: Pensive?
Joey: Damn, I was going for thoughtful.

Mr. Stratford: Hello Katriana, make anyone cry today?
Kat: Sadly no, but it's only 4:30.

Cameron: We're screwed!
Michael: No, hey, hey, no, I don't want to hear that defeatist attitude. I wannna hear you upbeat!
Cameron (in a happy tone): We're screwed!

Chastity: I know you can be under whelmed, and you can be overwhelmed, but can you ever just be, like, whelmed?
Bianca: I think you can in Europe.

Malfoy: Ahh, come to watch the show?
Hermione: YOU FOUL, LOATHSOME, EVIL LITTLE COCKROACH!
(Hermione raises wand at Malfoy)
Ron: Hermione, no. He's not worth it.
(Hermione lowers wand)
Ron: (Malfoy laughs and then Hermione socks him in the nose)
(Malfoy and friends run away)
Hermione: That felt good.
Ron: Not good, Brilliant

Hermione: Ancient Egyptians used to worship cats, you know.
Ron: Yeah, along with the dung beetle.

Ned: You look like a douche.
Mike: I do not look like a douche.
Guy from School: in background referring to Mike What a douche.

Mike: Carnations? What a douchebag.

Ned: It's a classic transformation story. Are you now or have you ever been a Norse God, Vampire, or Time Traveling Cyborg?
Mike: I have known you since what, first grade? I think that maybe I would have told you!
Ned: Vampire wouldn't tell, Cyborg wouldn't know.

Mike: I'm sorry, I'm Mark Gold, your uncle Ned's kid. I just started here.
Alex: Oh... cool... cool. Yeah I'd shake your hand, but it's taped in my ass.

Ned: We have to go shopping, your shirt is bedazzled.
Mike: Bedazzled with rhinestones!

Mike: See you later Neyeomi!
Naomi: It's Nayomi!
Mike: I don't care.

Maggie: Oh! Oh my god. What? What are you saying? Are you confused?
Mike: I'm very confused. Yes, I'm extremely confused.
Maggie: Oh my god, I... I... I get it now. Your hair is always perfectly quaffed and you have highlights.
Mike: What are you talking about?
Maggie: I mean, dude your jeans are really tight.
Mike: I'm not gay!

Mike: You're the man. Captain of the basketball team, dates pretty girls, high school is your kingdom. But people, Stan is a bully. Why? It'd be way to easy to say Stan preys on the weak simply because he's a dick. No... no... Stan here is much more complex than that. See according to leading psychiatrists Stan is a bully for one of three reasons... One... underneath all that male bravado there's a insecure little girl just banging on the closet door trying to get out. Two... like a caveman Stan's brain is... underdeveloped, therefore Stan is unable to use self control so he has to act out aggressively. Three... Stan has a small wiener.

My favorito quotes (i know this profile just drags on and on doesnt it for those of you still reading)

Don't let what you can't do get in the way of what you can do.

Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind.

True knowledge exists in knowing that you know nothing.

The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams.

Dream as if you will live forever. Live as if you will die tomorrow.

An eye for an eye makes the whole world blind.

I have too many books to read to do the housework!

Don't cry because it's over. Smile because it happened.

No one can make you feel inferior without your consent.

When the power of love overcomes the love of power, the world will know peace.

My friend, if I could give you one thing, I would give you the ability to see yourself as others see you...then you would realize what a truly special person you are.

The greatest pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do.

A room without books is like a body without a soul.

My home is where my books are.

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Bedtime Stories by roxystyle011 reviews
Beth is babysitting and the kids want to hear a bedtime story, so she tells them the story of how her parents got together. Faberry.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 54,257 - Reviews: 385 - Favs: 1,374 - Follows: 443 - Updated: 9/22/2011 - Published: 9/8/2011 - Quinn F., Rachel B. - Complete
Better Run, Outrun My Gun by your.kat reviews
The zombie apocalypse happens. This is the story of how the members of New Directions survive – or don't survive, as the case may be. FABERRY, Brittana, Samcedes, Klaine, Tike, Wilma, and every other romance or bromance ever imagined.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 34,156 - Reviews: 295 - Favs: 1,394 - Follows: 158 - Published: 9/12/2011 - Quinn F., Rachel B. - Complete
I Can See For Miles by iamapanda reviews
Ensemble fic with Faberry. Rachel is blind but holds out hope for this summer, for other reasons than the Florida road trip the Glee Club is embarking on. Quinn finds herself as Rachel's guide.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 32,862 - Reviews: 369 - Favs: 1,189 - Follows: 308 - Updated: 8/19/2011 - Published: 7/30/2011 - Rachel B., Quinn F. - Complete
Hope Springs Eternal, Hopefully by K'sChoiceofAFI reviews
Quinn and Rachel stagger along bumps in the road as they journey through senior year. One carries faith as a weapon, the other, resignation.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,502 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 223 - Follows: 17 - Published: 8/16/2011 - Quinn F., Rachel B. - Complete
Should Have Asked for Directions by dylanhart reviews
A lifelong story about what it's like to know at fifteen who your heart belongs to and what lengths a girl will go to in order to keep it there forever... Note: The content in this story is an original work and is copyrighted against theft, plagiarism, and infringement. Glee owns their characters. I do not. (C) 2011 Dylan Hart
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 56 - Words: 209,233 - Reviews: 1680 - Favs: 3,452 - Follows: 922 - Updated: 7/3/2011 - Published: 6/24/2011 - Rachel B., Quinn F. - Complete
Sugarplum Priorities by Keitorin Asthore reviews
Kurt doesn't remember why his father insists on taking him to see the Nutcracker every Christmas. Burt remembers, perhaps a little too clearly, that it was his first step his wife made him take towards accepting his unusual little boy. Oneshot. COMPLETE.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,187 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 414 - Follows: 24 - Published: 12/27/2010 - Burt H., Kurt H. - Complete
A While To Wait by pottrprincess reviews
What happens after the battle when Ginny and Harry meet for the first time after fighting for their lives. oneshot, please read I know you love it, HxR chapter 3!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,166 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 12/20/2010 - Published: 8/9/2009 - Harry P., Ginny W.
Wasted Time by CharmingAndInsane reviews
Bella met Edward in 1918 but he died ... or did he. She's now a vampire and meets two vampires called Alice and Jasper who are planning on meeting new vampires. Will she see familiar faces again? Who knows? Btw I'm really bad at writing summaries.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 12 - Words: 14,754 - Reviews: 222 - Favs: 365 - Follows: 139 - Updated: 11/17/2010 - Published: 11/12/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Independent Bella by Ushio-chan reviews
All human. Bella was about to do what her father wanted: marry with Jacob Black. When he cheats on her, Bella decides starting fresh on a new town, with her friends, new house and, maybe, love? ExB, RxEm,AxJ. Chapter 20 IS UP!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 21 - Words: 54,040 - Reviews: 344 - Favs: 204 - Follows: 294 - Updated: 9/8/2010 - Published: 5/19/2008
Gold Awakenings by Bella-with-the-blue-eyes reviews
Sequel to Dreams of Gold. The Olympics are over, but the action just began. E &B are back to normal life for two Olympic gold medallists in love. Life is about to get interesting when these two move to a town near Seattle Wa. Full summary inside.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 40 - Words: 83,055 - Reviews: 1617 - Favs: 515 - Follows: 575 - Updated: 8/19/2010 - Published: 4/5/2009 - Bella, Edward
Tears Don't Fall by Kason08 reviews
After Edward leaves in New Moon, Bella moved on. But her wedding day was far from perfect. 75 years later she's alone and the Cullens show up. Disclaimer: I don't own Twilight or its characters.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 18,645 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 2/28/2010 - Published: 6/3/2008
IMing With The Cullen Family by ReD-cHeRrYaNdDaNi reviews
What happens when the Cullens the pack gain IM? Random things only I can come up with. Regular randomness done by me, and anything sexual done by me too. Rated T for language & sometimes induendos
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 68 - Words: 36,375 - Reviews: 362 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 2/23/2010 - Published: 10/2/2008
Dear Mr Diary by LethalxLilly reviews
Emmett has a diary? Well this could only mean one thing: Emmett likes to journal. And it triggers random crazy events. Like Dora, christmas tree Alice, Sky Dieing, singing, blowing things up and the such. :D Rated Q for mass destruction.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 65 - Words: 38,274 - Reviews: 897 - Favs: 274 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 2/6/2010 - Published: 12/15/2007 - Complete
A Cullen Moment by Wolf Babies reviews
This is a collection of completely random moments in time during the everlasting lives of the Cullen family.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 102 - Words: 84,587 - Reviews: 1803 - Favs: 288 - Follows: 132 - Updated: 10/31/2009 - Published: 6/14/2008 - Third Wife, Joshua U. - Complete
This Lonely Game We Play by AlternativePunk reviews
NOMINATED FIC Bella finds herself with a date to prom – her best friend Edward, who she managed to fall in love with after all those years. The only problem is she’s his date for the sole purpose of helping him win the heart of the girl of his dreams...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,940 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 342 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 9/30/2009 - Published: 8/9/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Return to Me by staceygirl aka jackbauer reviews
Based on the movie Return to Me. Bella received an organ transplant and a chance at life she never thought she'd have. Edward's world ended when his love died unexpectedly, but he's finally ready to live again when he meets a strange and amusing waitress.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 122,825 - Reviews: 1717 - Favs: 1,474 - Follows: 563 - Updated: 8/7/2009 - Published: 1/7/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Hate to Love You, Love to Shout by Phaerie reviews
They always seemed to be arguing with one another. JamesxLily one-shot, all dialogue.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,341 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/7/2009 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Love Song by Psychedelic-City reviews
A collection of song-fics based on random songs my iPod chose. RonxHermione, HarryxGinny, RosexScorpius. All told in first person. Canon. One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,925 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Published: 8/7/2009 - Hermione G., Ron W. - Complete
FarewellReunion by Foundation of Dreams reviews
What Hugo wittnessed at Hermione's funeral. Extremly short one shot! I can't think of a good summary, so read!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,019 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/6/2009 - Hermione G., Ron W. - Complete
Life Love The Whole Crazy Game by Kayyness reviews
Can Hermione Granger get through seventh year without killing Draco? Can Draco fall in love with someone he despises? And when will Ron get a clue? RW/HG HP/GW DM/HG more to come. REVIEW!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 22,052 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 8/5/2009 - Published: 7/19/2008 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Far Away by islay12 reviews
The Death Eaters can't stop one thing. Their thoughts about each other though they may be hundreds of miles apart. Will Harry ever reunite with Ginny? Songfic of Far Away by Nickelback
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,827 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Published: 8/5/2009 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Chalkboard Confessional by UbiquitousPhantom reviews
On the third floor of Hogwarts, there is an unused classroom, which is used as an anonymous confessional. Dramione. ONESHOT!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,534 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 17 - Published: 8/4/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Just Harry by pinkconchshell reviews
Besides, it’s not like we’ll never see them again, you know. I’m sure every single one of them – especially Fred – is up there having a laugh at the cleaning up we living people have to do.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,363 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/4/2009 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Tag by Randomadness reviews
Can everyone's favorite red head manage a simple game of tag with a certain arrogant Quidditch player, ignoring all obvious distractions? Or will temptation seize the throne? LJ 7th Year
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,211 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/4/2009 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Stay With Me by staceygirl aka jackbauer reviews
Sequel to Return to Me. Edward & Bella have made it through some heart wrenching obstacles, but they are committed to the belief that they are meant to be. Will they be able to stay together when there seem to be so many forces trying to tear them apart?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 39,023 - Reviews: 547 - Favs: 416 - Follows: 532 - Updated: 7/15/2009 - Published: 3/30/2009 - Edward, Bella
3 plus 3 equals 6 by iamvamp reviews
Alice, Bella and Rose move into a rented house... but they need a couple more flatmates to fill the empty rooms and pay the rent... All human. OVER 300,000 HITS! Sequal chapter added- 16th May 09
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 133,502 - Reviews: 1993 - Favs: 1,953 - Follows: 724 - Updated: 5/16/2009 - Published: 3/12/2008 - Complete
Dances With Football Players by brewersfan548 reviews
After living in Arizona for two years, Bella returns to Forks to find all her friends exactly the same. Except Edward. Their relationship starts off rocky, but through the help of school dances, can they put their broken relationship back together? BXE :
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 18 - Words: 45,977 - Reviews: 275 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 4/17/2009 - Published: 9/27/2008 - Complete
Promises Broken by kayleecal reviews
AU ending for New Moon. After months of suffering Edward finally gives in to the need to see Bella. He returns the day of her fateful jump from the LaPush cliff. It's Edward who's waiting, rather than Alice, when Jacob brings Bella home. Edward's POV.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 30,379 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 213 - Follows: 213 - Updated: 4/14/2009 - Published: 9/11/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Camp Summer Dream by Mimidearr reviews
When Bella is sent to a very fun-sounding camp, she doesnt know what to expect. She definately doesnt expect to fall in love. What will happen with Bella, her new love, and awesome friends at Camp Summer Dream? All Human! E&B, A&J, Em&R
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,421 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 4/11/2009 - Published: 1/24/2009
Dreams Of Gold by Bella-with-the-blue-eyes reviews
Bella is a 16 yr old Olympic gymnast for the USA. Edward Cullen is the all around American and World Swimming Champion, and gold medal favorite at only 18. Going for the Gold takes on a whole new meaning when these two champions meet in an all out competi
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 40 - Words: 68,379 - Reviews: 1602 - Favs: 1,115 - Follows: 543 - Updated: 4/5/2009 - Published: 8/21/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Bad Boys and Book Nerds by MPants reviews
Bella is daydreaming her way through college in the University of Washington library. When she's hooked up on a double date with a quiet, gorgeous man, will her dreams become reality? AU/AH.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 37,505 - Reviews: 817 - Favs: 820 - Follows: 504 - Updated: 3/20/2009 - Published: 10/14/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Within The Darkness by bellaklutz2010 reviews
Will Bella survive? What will Rosalie do now? Will Kyle still be a vampire? Continuation the beloved story "The Secret Compartment". Rated T becase I am paranoid.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 31 - Words: 98,170 - Reviews: 2107 - Favs: 627 - Follows: 363 - Updated: 2/2/2009 - Published: 11/20/2008 - Complete
The Artist's Model by InkBud reviews
AU All Human. Edward Masen is a painter in Paris known for his sensual nude portraits when he stumbles across the beautiful Bella Swan.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 48,220 - Reviews: 1159 - Favs: 610 - Follows: 770 - Updated: 2/1/2009 - Published: 10/19/2008 - Bella, Edward
See Your Hero Come Running by KelseyXDD reviews
Bella moves back with her dad and older brother, Emmett when her mother dies. Bella is a quiet girl, shy and doesn't like meeting new people. Will the Cullens and Hales change that? ExB AxJ RxEm Rated T. ALL HUMAN.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 55,528 - Reviews: 459 - Favs: 311 - Follows: 206 - Updated: 1/25/2009 - Published: 7/1/2008 - Complete
Unwelcome Past and True Eternity by Secret Hate of Indecision reviews
After Edward left Bella in Forks, 2 years later, Bella gets into a car accident and gets changed. But who changed her? And, 40 years later, Bella meets the Cullens in high school. Only...a lot has happened in 40 years. Lots of romance and fluff! R&R!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 84,851 - Reviews: 694 - Favs: 718 - Follows: 333 - Updated: 1/9/2009 - Published: 7/11/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Twenty Tickets by JK5959 reviews
Edward is a geek and madly in love with Bella. To his dismay, they only interact in Biology class. During the school carnival, a none-too-pleased Edward is forced to participate in a kissing booth. How will his night end? AH B/E One-shot
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,416 - Reviews: 238 - Favs: 955 - Follows: 150 - Published: 12/27/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Pumpkin Carving Contest by JK5959 reviews
The night before Halloween, Bella and Edward have a pumpkin carving contest. Who will win? All human, B/E. One-shot
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,723 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 17 - Published: 12/21/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Fort Alice by LethalxLilly reviews
Alice finally went off the deep end, too. She's gone a bit far though as she builds a fortress in the basement of their Tokyo vacation home. This means one thing; Fort Alice has been born. Rated: A-Z, for lots of evil plotting.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 14,949 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 12/11/2008 - Published: 7/5/2008 - Alice
Blind by babysis reviews
A tale as old as time about best friends who can't see that they're made for each other. Will they realize it before it's too late? It's better than it sounds, I promise. At least, I hope...Usual couples, rated for some language and suggestions. R&R!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 18 - Words: 32,399 - Reviews: 409 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 11/16/2008 - Published: 8/11/2008 - Complete
Beauty and the Nerd by MeltingInHisGoldenEyes reviews
Bella is the funny, chubby girl. Edward is the 'hot nerd' they are best friends until they are seperated at 10. When Bella becomes a new Bella, every guys wants, will her final promise with Edward last, after all it was sealed with one small kiss...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 52,466 - Reviews: 884 - Favs: 847 - Follows: 438 - Updated: 11/16/2008 - Published: 6/5/2008 - Complete
Fate in Philadelphia by Jade-Ocean333 reviews
The bell tinkled again, announcing that the door had opened and a potential costumer had stepped through. His footsteps were utterly silent. I turned quickly, too quickly. And there he was. Alice/Jasper
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,378 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/8/2008 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
You Know You're Obsessed With Twilight When by Number-1- Twilighters reviews
You know you are! This is the list of things that us "Twilighters" do because of our obsession. Use it as your Twilight checklist. 1,000 reasons!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 23,069 - Reviews: 792 - Favs: 193 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 11/5/2008 - Published: 9/5/2008 - Complete
The Firework Maker's Daughter by DeliriousExpectations reviews
Edward, a widower, is taking his daughter Erica to a firework display. Erica wants to know how fireworks are made, and a girl called Bella tells her. Cute One Shot for the Firework season : ExB forever. R&R
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,374 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 25 - Published: 11/2/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Esme to Carlisle by Angels and Airwaves in Snow reviews
A poem from Esme’s prospective about looking back at the moments before she met Carlisle.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 242 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/1/2008 - Esme, Carlisle - Complete
The Phases of the Moon by Aces17 reviews
All Human. BXE. Bella is in a happy relationship with lifelong friend, Jake. He soon turns abusive, and she's afraid to leave. What happens when a strange bronze-haired boy moves in next door and sweeps her off her feet?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 57,817 - Reviews: 665 - Favs: 471 - Follows: 209 - Updated: 10/28/2008 - Published: 6/2/2008 - Complete
Black Bullet by Aces17 reviews
AU. After the tragic death of her mother, Bella is forced to flee to Forks and relatives she never knew she had. Will Edward be able to tear down her walls? EXB
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 23 - Words: 52,604 - Reviews: 1205 - Favs: 827 - Follows: 370 - Updated: 10/28/2008 - Published: 7/13/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Waiting for Twilight by Twilightholic-Tanya reviews
A masquerade ball, an amazing dance, and a heart pounding moment. Cinderbella meets her Prince Charming but where in the fairy tale did it say he wasn't single? All Human!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 46,863 - Reviews: 795 - Favs: 574 - Follows: 228 - Updated: 10/25/2008 - Published: 7/24/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Coffee Makes the Heart Grow Fonder by CGarman reviews
All Human. Bella is scared of love, and all things commitment. When Edward falls for her, her whole outlook on being with someone is turned up side down. Will Edward be able to break down her walls? Will she let him get close enough? Summary changed!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 34 - Words: 127,031 - Reviews: 1303 - Favs: 1,104 - Follows: 479 - Updated: 10/24/2008 - Published: 5/31/2008 - Complete
Once Friends, Now What? by Just Call Me Mrs Cullen reviews
Bella and Edward were childhood friends, but Bella moved away. 6 years later they meet again at college. Bella is no longer the tomboy she once was and Edward has become quite the ladies man. What happens when they reunite? ALL HUMAN Full summary inside
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 93,523 - Reviews: 4285 - Favs: 2,771 - Follows: 1,464 - Updated: 10/20/2008 - Published: 2/10/2008 - Complete
Wish you were here by Amaz.Awes.Vert.Chall.Nerd reviews
Takes place in Eclipse. Bella decides not to make Edward stay with her during the fight against the newborns How could this desicion have changed their lives? Well, read to find out! BTW chapter titles are major spoilers! Please Review! :D
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 15,798 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 10/17/2008 - Published: 10/2/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Building a Family by muggleinlove reviews
Fourth Part to the Camp Wilderness Series. Edward and Bella are now married and are expecting an addition to their family. Follows their lives through the years as they build a family and face the obstacles life has in store for them. ALL HUMAN
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 42,624 - Reviews: 1784 - Favs: 1,545 - Follows: 741 - Updated: 10/10/2008 - Published: 8/17/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Planning Perfection by An End Has A Start reviews
Bella, Maid of Honour, has been paired up with the Best Man, Edward, to help plan Alice and Jasper’s wedding. They have never met each other but have to create that perfect day. Either sparks will fly or it will be a colossal failure. All Human ExB
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 45,237 - Reviews: 1566 - Favs: 2,261 - Follows: 648 - Updated: 10/7/2008 - Published: 8/24/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
A World Without Sound by The Romanticidal Edwardian reviews
AU, BxE. My name is Bella Swan; good at sign language and karate. My best friend is deaf, and you know what? It doesn't matter. Won twice at Twilight Awards, and has been nominated more. Please review!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 22 - Words: 105,849 - Reviews: 7809 - Favs: 9,739 - Follows: 2,783 - Updated: 9/27/2008 - Published: 6/1/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Misadventures in Online Dating by romanticpessimist reviews
Convinced by his mom to try online dating, Edward goes into it with little enthusiasm. After several misadventures and never believing he could find love on the internet, will everything he once believed in change when he meets Bella Swan? ALL HUMAN.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 65,941 - Reviews: 760 - Favs: 746 - Follows: 380 - Updated: 9/15/2008 - Published: 6/25/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Camp Wilderness by muggleinlove reviews
Bella has never had a boyfriend thanks to her protective brother Emmett. Edward has never found someone he could be with. What happens when they both become camp counselors for a summer. ALL HUMAN and Normal Pairings
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 35 - Words: 59,830 - Reviews: 3150 - Favs: 3,349 - Follows: 991 - Updated: 8/14/2008 - Published: 4/15/2008 - Complete
My Best Friend, the Player by blackxout reviews
Bella Swan is used to seeing her best friend, Edward Masen hook up with a lot of girls. She never minds though. What if Edward starts having feelings for Bella? Will she fall head over heels too or will she just want to stay friends? Very OOC.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 18,394 - Reviews: 1757 - Favs: 1,592 - Follows: 585 - Updated: 7/13/2008 - Published: 12/31/2007 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Learning to Live by muggleinlove reviews
Sequel to Camp Wilderness. Picks up seconds after Camp Wilderness ends, and follows Bella and Edward's story as they begin a new phase in their lives. ALL HUMAN and CANON PAIRINGS.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 33 - Words: 59,100 - Reviews: 2672 - Favs: 1,981 - Follows: 765 - Updated: 6/21/2008 - Published: 5/13/2008 - Complete
Alice by n3v3rm0re reviews
A poem about Alice written by Jasper. Just a little Fluff
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 156 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 10 - Published: 12/25/2007 - Complete
My Personal Valentine by ronOReds reviews
Forks High is running a special Personal Ad column in their newspaper! Can Bella, Alice, and Rosalie find their special someone in time for Valentines Day! ExB, AxJ, EmxR
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 31,085 - Reviews: 1266 - Favs: 1,702 - Follows: 445 - Updated: 12/10/2007 - Published: 12/1/2007 - Complete
The Monster Within by vjd reviews
AU: What if Edward could not control himself and went to Bella's that day after school? What if thier relationship started with Bella being a vampire not a human? Takes place after Chapter One in Twilight. Review plz! Enjoy!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 39,713 - Reviews: 607 - Favs: 1,012 - Follows: 239 - Updated: 9/29/2007 - Published: 5/19/2007 - Complete
Descendant by Opague reviews
Bella is the daughter of the first vampire in the world. She is the second most powerful vampire and the princess of the vampire. Can Edward compare with her other admirers and melt this Ice Princess?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 26 - Words: 34,245 - Reviews: 961 - Favs: 742 - Follows: 255 - Updated: 11/4/2006 - Published: 8/3/2006 - Complete
Kiss Booth by Procrastinator-starting2moro reviews
After being disowned by his parents, Sirius needs money to pay for his flying motorbike and ropes in James, the prettiest Marauder apparently, to help him in his genius plan to rake in the galleons. JamesLily. One shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,596 - Reviews: 200 - Favs: 482 - Follows: 70 - Published: 9/8/2006 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Arguments by Valandar reviews
What's the REAL reason Hermione and Ron fight all the time? Let's find out!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,264 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 268 - Follows: 25 - Published: 9/6/2006 - Hermione G., Ron W. - Complete
His Best Source of Comfort by Melindaleo reviews
A HBP Missing Moment. Harry's thoughts on the night Dumbledore dies while he's lying in his bed and realizes that he can no longer hear Fawkes singing. Harry is truly alone...or is he?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,667 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 31 - Published: 9/9/2005 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Closet Bohemia by Raine Lionheart reviews
Harry's flight from Filch's wrath ends him up in a pitchblack broom closet with a young woman who's as clueless as he is. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,223 - Reviews: 425 - Favs: 1,354 - Follows: 191 - Published: 7/28/2005 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Forever Yours by Tamaran Girl reviews
“Wait,” he called, catching her arm, forcing her to look him in the eyes. “Just answer me this one question & I’ll leave you alone forever: Do you still love me?” After Harry leaves for 4 years, he comes back to find Ginny engaged. Is it truly over?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,415 - Reviews: 182 - Favs: 255 - Follows: 40 - Published: 5/5/2005 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
No Place Like Home by Melindaleo reviews
ONESHOT. Harry is spending his first Christmas at the Burrow amongst all the Weasley family traditions. Can Ginny show him that following some traditions can be a good thing?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,085 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 35 - Published: 12/20/2004 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Centrifugal Force by Melindaleo reviews
ONE-SHOT. When Hermione invites Ron, Ginny, and Harry to her house for the weekend to attend a Muggle Carnival, surprises occur. How will four teens forced to deal with adult problems handle suddenly being allowed to act like kids?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,549 - Reviews: 205 - Favs: 318 - Follows: 61 - Published: 7/15/2004 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
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