A story detailing Zeus' rape of Hera, what ultimately led to their marriage. Mainly Hera's POV. This story in no way romanticizes rape, just digs into the myth of Zeus disguising himself as a little bird to capture his queen. It is a dysfunctional tale.

*crack!fic* Pink ponies, rainbows, and man voices - oh my! The title says it all. Hera decides it's time to visit the marriage counselor. How does Zeus react? Well, let's just say... crazy times are on the way!