Author has written 1 story for Lord of the Rings. The Basics:Name: Nina I'm a krazy mezkin Fav Color: Blue Fav Animal: Dolphins, Horses, Wolves Fav Movies: Fav Books: Likes: anything out of the ordinary, im easily amused Dislikes: Liars, my feet, shots, pain, trees Rantings: Well, not much to say. I am a bit of a pyromaniac. I tried to burn down a tree when I was 5. I do not like trees. A tree I was in attacked me once and knocked me out of it. I'm currently at war with said tree. If I take forever to update, my pyromanianc tendencies got the better of me then. My fanfics that I have written are not meant to offend anyone, just to humour people. I won't write a mary sue cause theres too many and I know they annoy everyone although I might write a humor story where mary sue dun get the guy they usually get or anyone at all mwahaha! yeah... and if I do write one someone lemme know. If anyone actually reads the bios, I'd like to know. So if you want to be kind, drop a review and tell me you read my bio. Just Some Random Quotes: "Here squirrely, squirrely, squirrely" - Me "you should get hook on phonics then work yourself up to dr seuss then curious george" - Eric "Only important people know my cell number" - Me "the usage of restroom facilities comes to play" - a friend of mine when talking bout a plane ride "we had a contest to see who could get their tights off without removing any clothes" - Me "their hard to get off on the bus with guys looking at you wondering what the hell you're doing with your hands down your pants like that" - Me "Did you see his back? He looks like a girl!" - Rachel when talking bout some 'cheerleaders' Current Joke: I was at Firehotquotes . com and I saw a burnette joke that went like this: Why are blonde jokes one liners? So burnettes can understand then. Then I thought this: Why are there never any burnette jokes? Because blondes will never understand them. Because of a new rule about Authors Notes, I'll be placing them here from now. VERY IMPORTANT ONE!! I have written up to chapter 22 of Fellowship of the Insane Ring but because of computer problems, I can't load it up here. The program I used to load it up is gone from my computer, I have no idea where it went and can't seem to find it. So I won't be able to update for a while. Sorry to anyone that has been waiting for the next chapter if there is anyone. I'll try my best to get it up as soon as possible. |
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