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Joined 07-01-03, id: 410673
Author has written 1 story for Lord of the Rings.
The Basics:

Name: Nina
Birthday: August 18
Age: 15
Sex: Female
Location: Texas in the USA
Height: 4'9 I swear
Eye color: Blue or Brown depends on what color contacts I've got on
Hair color: Brown with highlights

I'm a krazy mezkin

Fav Color: Blue

Fav Animal: Dolphins, Horses, Wolves

Fav Movies:
Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring
" " The Two Towers
" " Return of the King
Pearl Harbor
Happy Gilmore
Billy Madison
Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl
BASEketball
The Punisher
The Goonies

Fav Books:
Harry Potter series
Lord of the Rings which is NOT a trilogy, but one big book with 6 books inside of it!
The Hobbit
Books by Lois Duncan
Books by Stephen King

Likes: anything out of the ordinary, im easily amused

Dislikes: Liars, my feet, shots, pain, trees

Rantings: Well, not much to say. I am a bit of a pyromaniac. I tried to burn down a tree when I was 5. I do not like trees. A tree I was in attacked me once and knocked me out of it. I'm currently at war with said tree.

If I take forever to update, my pyromanianc tendencies got the better of me then.

My fanfics that I have written are not meant to offend anyone, just to humour people.

I won't write a mary sue cause theres too many and I know they annoy everyone although I might write a humor story where mary sue dun get the guy they usually get or anyone at all mwahaha! yeah... and if I do write one someone lemme know.

If anyone actually reads the bios, I'd like to know. So if you want to be kind, drop a review and tell me you read my bio.

Just Some Random Quotes:

"Here squirrely, squirrely, squirrely" - Me

"you should get hook on phonics then work yourself up to dr seuss then curious george" - Eric

"Only important people know my cell number" - Me
"Really? Why?" - Cathy
"I don't asnswer the house phone" - Me

"the usage of restroom facilities comes to play" - a friend of mine when talking bout a plane ride

"we had a contest to see who could get their tights off without removing any clothes" - Me

"their hard to get off on the bus with guys looking at you wondering what the hell you're doing with your hands down your pants like that" - Me

"Did you see his back? He looks like a girl!" - Rachel when talking bout some 'cheerleaders'

Current Joke:

I was at Firehotquotes . com and I saw a burnette joke that went like this: Why are blonde jokes one liners? So burnettes can understand then.

Then I thought this: Why are there never any burnette jokes? Because blondes will never understand them.

Because of a new rule about Authors Notes, I'll be placing them here from now.

VERY IMPORTANT ONE!!

I have written up to chapter 22 of Fellowship of the Insane Ring but because of computer problems, I can't load it up here. The program I used to load it up is gone from my computer, I have no idea where it went and can't seem to find it. So I won't be able to update for a while. Sorry to anyone that has been waiting for the next chapter if there is anyone. I'll try my best to get it up as soon as possible.

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Sands of the Desert by Istalindar reviews
FINSIHED This is the sequel to Queens of Mordor. Legolas left Jané pregnant with a daughter, and she is kidnapped by one of the Haradrim tribes, and Jané must tell Legolas what's going on before she can enlist his help.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 21,222 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 12/21/2006 - Published: 3/12/2004 - Complete
The Games of the Gods, Book One: Setting the Board by vericus reviews
The last thing Rachel wanted to become was a tooperfect MarySue. But when she dies and gets transported to MiddleEarth with her friend, she finds she has little choice in the matter. Rating for language and being a MarySue with an attitude.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 80 - Words: 285,571 - Reviews: 2419 - Favs: 820 - Follows: 205 - Updated: 4/23/2004 - Published: 9/1/2003 - Glorfindel, Haldir - Complete
Eina Nostare, Meleth Nin by The Last Evenstar reviews
It's Aragorn's 100th birthday, and he has romantic plans for the day. With two mischievous little children, Eowyn, Faramir, and a hundred other of his closest friends visiting Minas Tirith, what WON'T go wrong?
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,974 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/1/2004 - Aragorn, Arwen U.
The Queens of Mordor by Istalindar reviews
FINISHED The Queens of Mordor were among the first humans, and through a lot of luck, the line has survived down to a girl raised in Rivendell with Aragorn, and who fell in love with Legolas, which changed the course of her life.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 71,299 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 3/12/2004 - Published: 1/23/2004 - Complete
An Explanation of Gollum reviews
An explanation of why Gollum is the way he is
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 712 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 4/10/2004 - Published: 3/29/2004 - Gollum