I am Danni (yes with an i no y) There nothing really that interesting about me. i have been published for my work. I am a klutz and a danger magnet. i make Bella seem like the most graceful person in the world.

Favorite Books or groups of books:Twilight Saga, Vampire Academy books, Sucks to be me, Warriors, Harry Potter, To catch a pirate, Young Royals series, Alice in Wonderland, Todd, Freedom writers, Beautiful Creature/Darkness it can go on and on in this department.

Movies:Twilight, Money Pit, Ghost-busters, Harry Potter, Rent, Muppet's Movie, Pirates of the Caribbean, Hairspray, Walle, Dark Knight, Polar Express, Wild Hogs, etc, etc.

Nicknames: Klutz, Crazy Nymph, Pixie, Eli, Dani, the blue fairy

Favorite Foods:Chocolate! (typical answer), WATERMELON , pizza, Chinese food!

Facts about me:

I'm now in College Studying ASL/English Interpretation and Theatre

I dont have sense of smell

And I'm pretty crazy

Twilight Oath-
I promise to remember Bella
Each time I carelessly fall down
And I promise to remember Edward
Whenever I'm out of town
I promise to obey traffic laws
For Charlies sake of course
And I promise to remember Jacob
When my heart fills with remorse
I promise to remember Carlisle
When ever I am in the Emergency Room
And I promise to remember Emmett
Every time there's a huge boom
I promise to to remember Rose
Whenever I see someone that holds pure beauty
And I promise to remember Alice
When I'm at a mall and a cute outfit spots me
I promise to remember Nessie
When I see that beautiful curly hair
And I promise to remember Esme
When someone tells me they care
I promise to remember Jasper
Whenever my emotions are unfurled
And I promise to remember the Volturi
When someone speaks of dominating the world
Yes I promise to love Twilight
Wherever I may go
So that all may see my obsession
Because I know what the Twilighters know

You Know You're an author when...

You talk to yourself a lot.

You talk to yourself about talking to yourself. (e.g. 'Why do I constantly ask my self random things?')

When you talk to yourself you often talk to yourself like you're talking to someone else. (e.g. 'Have you ever noticed that deliver could mean someones liver?')

After uttering a profound peice of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand with awe and say, 'Holy crap, this stuff is great for sugar highs...'

You live off of sugar and caffeine (the two greatest things ever discovered!)

You'll check your e-mail every day of the week and then disappear off the face of the earth.

You're e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.

When replying to an e-mail, you'll never actually address the point of it.

You tend to collect Bic Sticks off the ground like picking pennies off the ground.

No matter where you are in a room you never have to get up to find a pen/pencil and paper.

The letters on your keyboard are wearing off.

Your friends and family think that you have carpal tunnel syndrome.

People think you have A.D.D.

You think it'd be cool to have A.D.D.

You constantly start talking in third person, present or past tense.

You start thinking about making lists like this and start giggling for no "apparent" reason

Your friends stopped looking at you funny for no apparent reason a loooooong time ago.

And FINALLY, the one way to tell if you're a good writer: You failed English 101. C: