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Little Bio. :):

Hello! My name is Maggie. (Hah how else do i start this?) My favorite books are the Twilight series, Percy Jackson, Speak, Harry Potter, and Maximum Ride..

My favorite music: alternitive rock..

Favorite Songs are: Something is Not right with me

Ain't No Rest for the Wicked

Liztomania

Teenagers

Giving Up the Gun

Cape Cod Kwassa Kwassa (I live in the same town, and like right down the street of where they did the music video.. thats the jersey shore baby

Mr. Brightside

When You Were Young

Space Man

Haha and thats just only a couple.. :P I could literally go on forever. I like other songs besides hard rock also!

Oh and yeah.. I'm a girl...

"If you love somebody, set them free. If they return, they were always yours. If they don't, they never were."
-Anonymous.

If you are crazy and proud of it copy and paste this onto your profile

If you have your own personal bubble space, copy and paste this into your profile

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

If you have sudden mood changes out of nowhere copy and paste this into your profile.

There is nothing wrong with any religion, race, sexual orientation, or gender. If you believe in tolerance towards all people, copy and paste this into your profile.

92 percent of American teens would die if Abercombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would be laughing your ass off.

If you think believe in werewolf rights copy and paste this onto your profile. WOOOO! GO REMUS!

Quotes and other random stuff:

Keep smiling, it makes people wonder what you're up to. – Anon.

'When life hand you lemons, squirt them in people's eyes!'

"Before you insult someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you do insult them, you are a mile away and you have their shoes." – Anon.

"Friends are God’s apology for relatives.” – Anon.

Rules are like paperclips. Meant to hold things together, fun to bend, and easy to twist out of shape.

A simple friend wonders about your romantic history. A real friend could blackmail you with it.
A simple friend doesn't know your parents' first names A real friend has their phone numbers in his address book.
A simple friend, when visiting, acts like a guest. A real friend opens your refrigerator and helps themselves.

Wouldn't it be fun to make the sticky stuff on envelopes taste like chocolate? ~ Anon.

Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and then the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up. ~ Anon.

Rules are like paperclips. Meant to hold things together, fun to bend, and easy to twist out of shape.

A good friend will comfort you when he rejects you. A best friend will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"
A good friend will be there for you when he breaks up with you. A best friend will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."
A good friend helps you up when you fall. A best friend keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb ass?"
A good friend helps you find your prince. A best friend kidnaps him and brings him to you.
A good friend will ask you if you're okay when you're crying. A best friend will hand you a Kleenex and ask you “Who do I have to kill?”
A good friend will offer you a soda. A best friend will dump theirs on you.
A good friend will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month. A best friend will throw you a tampon and push you in.
A good friend gives you their umbrella in the rain. A best friend takes yours and says, "Run - beep - run!"
A good friend will help you move. A best friend will help you move the bodies.
A good friend will bail you out of jail. A best friend would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"
A good friend convinces you not to jump off the cliff. A best friend hugs you "Goodbye, I'll miss you. Can I have your I-pod?"

Girls
are like
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree. The
boys don’t want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top
of the tree.

Boys are like slinkies; practically useless, and yet it is SO amusing to watch them fall down the stairs!!

Boys are like trees - they take 50yrs to grow up.

Excuse me. Have you seen my mind? I think I've lost it...

My mind works like lightning...one flash and then it's gone.

Growing old is mandatory, but growing up is optional

Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most.

I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound as they go by.

I don't obsess! I think intensely.

If annoyed further, I shall spork your eyes out.

He: Why do you wear a Bra if you've got nothing to fill it in?
She: You wear pants, don't you?

He: Is this seat empty?
She: Yes, and so is mine if you sit down.

He: Can I invite you a drink?
She: I'd rather you gave me the money.

He: Can I have this song?
She: All yours.

He: Your body is like a temple.
She: Sorry, no services today.

He: Where were you all my life?
She: Hiding from you.

He: What would you say if I asked you to marry me?
She: Nothing. I can't laugh and talk at the same time.

"Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them nearly as much.

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Let the Games Begin by DragonofFernweh reviews
A friendly game can never stay too innocent for long when a flock of competitive teenagers gets involved. When Truth or Dare is suggested, maybe Max would have been wise to veto the idea. Then again, she's far too stubborn to go down without some claws. Fang, on the other hand, doesn't mind getting scratched up.
Maximum Ride - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,844 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 3/25/2016 - Published: 12/31/2010 - Max, Fang - Complete
80 Things The Weasley Twins Are Not Allowed To Do by Marauders-And-Lily-I-Love reviews
The Weasley twins' mum writes a list. 66 Introduce Professor Trelawney to fortune cookies... 67 ...and bewitch every fortune to say ‘beware the bunny in the neon pink tutu... 68 ...and then dress up as two bunnies in neon pink tutus. Read and Review!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,070 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 390 - Follows: 65 - Published: 7/23/2009 - Fred W., George W. - Complete