GUTEN TAG!!!!!

I'm Red, and here's a few things about me!

Hair Color: Currently red, but will probably fade to the precise color of an antique rug in a week.

Eye Color: Blue.

Ethnic Origin: Slovenian, French, Scotch/Irish, and Native American. I look Slovenian.

Height: 5' 4''

Gender: Female.

Favorite Color(s): Blue, red, and black.

Favorite TV Shows: Criminal Minds, Forensic Files, Mythbusters, and Doctor Who.

Favorite Animes: Death Note, Pokemon, Higurashi, Ouran High School Host Club, Avatar: The Last Airbender, and Bleach. :3

Favorite Movies: Spirited Away, Howl's Moving Castle, My Neighbor Totoro, The Chronicles of Narnia, Harry Potter, Lord of the Rings, Star Wars, Sweeney Todd, Edward Scissorhands, and Meet the Robinsons.

Favorite Books: Harry Potter, Maximum Ride, Percy Jackson, Artemis Fowl, The Chronicles of Narnia, and pretty much anything you hand me. Excluding Nicholas Sparks.

Favorite Music: The All-American Rejects, Avril Lavigne, Boys Like Girls, Breaking Benjamin, An Cafe, Evanescence, Fall Out Boy, Fireflight, Florence and the Machine, Green Day, Killerpilze, Lady Gaga, Linkin Park, Mando Diao, Maroon 5, Maximum the Hormone, Neon Trees, Nirvana, Owl City, Paramore, The Red Jumpsuit Apparatus, The Script, Taylor Swift, Three Days Grace, Tokio Hotel, Trapt, We the Kings, and 30 Seconds to Mars.

My shortened pen name is, quite simply, Red. One of my best friends who has an account on this lovely, lovely website is White Tiger Black Wolf, aka Sayuri. She's a schmexi beast. :D

I love drawing and writing, but it's hard for me to get really inspired to write. I do love reading stories, and I'll do my very best to offer constructive criticism.

I am an avid fan of Death Note, Bleach, Pokemon, Percy Jackson, Harry Potter, and the Chronicles of Narnia. I am, admittedly, a fangirl of characters from all of these. L, Near, Uryuu Ishida, Byakuya Kuchiki, Noba, Ulquiorra Cifer, Toshiro Hitsuguya, Chad, Silver/Rival (HG-SS), Nico di Angelo, Draco Malfoy, George Weasley, Neville Longbottom, Peter Pevensie, and Edmund Pevensie are the characters I am most in love with.

Honestly, what else can I say about myself? I pride myself on my intellect, but try not to brag. I love eyeliner and crazy colored hair. I will dye my hair blue as soon as the dress code allows me to. As it stands, the dress code is stupid. I don't have a boyfriend, mostly because of the lack of cute/intelligent/nice/non-annoying guys at my school. Although I am not a lesbian myself, I do have a few lesbian and bisexual friends, and am an avid supporter of gay rights. I am in band at my school, and play french horn. I am the first and only chair in my grade, which is slightly depressing. I have a few friends, a few people I hate, and a LOT of people I don't really care about. My friends shall be represented by nicknames on here. I have: Skittles, Sayuri, Rainbow, Snooki, and Gilbert.

Regarding my fanfiction publishing:

I will probably end up doing a Harry Potter fic, which will probably end up DracoxOC, GeorgexOC, SalazarxRowena, or NevillexLuna. That will, however, require a certain amount of inspiration and non-annoyingness from the idiot Harry fangirl who sits behind me in homeroom. :/

I am almost certainly going to write a Percy Jackson fic, NicoxOC, once I get around to rereading the books. Unfortunately, my school can't set up AR properly, so I won't have time to read anything fun for a while.

Narnia was my first obsession, courtesy of the incredibly schmexi William Moseley, and I may end up writing a fic for it. It shall be PeterxOC and possibly EdmundxOC, depending on how Mary Sue-ish the second OC ends up...

Legend of Zelda is my video game obsession. Specifically, MALE Sheik. And Dark Link. :3 I may do a MALE!SheikxOC DarkxOC fic, depending on my mood. And how long I spent trying to beat Ocarina of Time that day.

Here are several of the couplings I support.

Death Note

MelloxMatt

Percy Jackson

PercyxAnnabeth

GroverxJuniper

BeckendorfxSilena (R.I.P.)

ChrisxClarisse

Maximum Ride

FangxMax (Faxness!!!)

Harry Potter

HarryxGinny

RonxHermione

NevillexLuna

SalazarxRowena

GodricxHelga

Legend of Zelda

Zelink (LinkxZelda)

Pokemon

(Anime)

AshxMisty

(Games)

GreenxRed

BrendanxWally

LucasxBarry

RoarkxDawn

LucianxAaron

Anyways, ONWARD!! TO COPYING AND PASTING!!! o

If you think that pompous popular people SUCK, copy and paste this to your profile.

Arguing with yourself is FUN! Until you lose, that is... If you agree copy and paste this into your profile!

If you think that Harry/Hermione shippers are delusional (especially if they have read books 4-7, and still believe in that pairing), copy this into your profile.

If you use sarcasm to battle stupid people, copy and paste this into your profile.

Boil 'em, mash 'em, stick 'em in a stew. If you understood what I just said, copy and paste this into your profile.

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If you have a crush on a fictional character copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have never been social enough to be exposed to drugs, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are obsessed with any band copy this into your profile.

If you or your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile

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If you have ever had the sudden desire to own a tazer, copy and paste this into your profile!

If you happen to still talk to your imaginary friend and occasionally punch him/her because they are know it alls copy and paste this into your profile.

If you're awesome, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are odd and proud of it put this on your profile.

For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a DANCER, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a Goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that’s how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
I’m a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
I’m a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
I’m STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, so I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a kilt
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I am a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippie.
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, so I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I like YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and or SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake
I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems
I like FIRE so I must be an arsonist