Drabble series based on a list called "Rules for Being Human." Because, after all, underneath the magical mask Randy Cunningham is still human.

"Hello?" I shouted again. "Somebody! Please..." No one answered me. No one was there. But why should I be surprised? No one was ever there. -:- Oneshot; Ratchet!childhood

My best friend is nothing like me. He is rash and impulsive, impatient and reckless, passionate and emotional. He gets angry easily and is prone to hold a grudge. He acts without thinking and always looks on the bright side. He never waits, never worries, never stops... It defies reason that the two of us work so well together. -:- Oneshot; post-ACiT