I'm Troscus.

I mostly write about games I have, like Oblivion or Fallout. I'm sure I'll have a bunch of quizzes and games up here eventually.

FOUND ONE. Stolen from a guy who did some alert thing to my story.

1. ONE OF YOUR SCARS, HOW DID YOU GET IT? Falling on a toilet when I was learning to walk.

2. WHAT IS ON THE WALLS IN YOUR ROOM? Pictures of loved ones and graded assignments for Art classes.

3. DO YOU SNORE, GRIND YOUR TEETH, OR TALK IN YOUR SLEEP? No, but my girlfriend tells me I spasm a little.

4. WHAT TYPE OF MUSIC DO YOU LISTEN TO? Anything that does that "sound making" trick.

5. DO YOU KNOW WHAT TIME YOU WERE BORN? 7:02 PM, on a full moon.

6. WHAT DO YOU WANT MORE THAN ANYTHING RIGHT NOW?Warm soup.

7. WHAT DO YOU MISS? The hoop when I play basketball.

8. WHAT IS YOUR MOST PRIZED POSSESSION(S)? My painting supplies.

9. HOW TALL ARE YOU? 5'10", unless I stand up straight. then it's 6' even.

10. DO YOU GET CLAUSTROPHOBIC? I'm claustrophillic.

11. DO YOU GET SCARED IN THE DARK? No.

12. THE LAST PERSON TO MAKE YOU CRY? The collective entity of college.

13. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE PERFUME FOR A GIRL? Natural musk. It's better than smelling like paint thinner, like every perfume out there.

14. WHAT KIND OF HAIR/EYE COLOR DO YOU LIKE ON THE OPPOSITE SEX? Something funky like electric blue, but she won't even think of dying it.

15. WHERE CAN YOU SEE YOURSELF BEING PROPOSED TO? In an alternate gender-flipped reality.

16. COFFEE OR ENERGY DRINK? Is gargling pig vomit an option? Because that's what I'd rather do.

17. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE PIZZA TOPPING? Recently, mushrooms. I like when it pops when you bite it.

18. IF YOU CAN EAT ANYTHING RIGHT NOW, WHAT WOULD IT BE? Mushroom pizza, since you just got me thinking about it.

21. WHAT WAS THE FIRST MEANINGFUL GIFT YOU'VE EVER RECEIVED? A real firetruck at my birthday. One of them was sweet for my mom, so I got the best 5th birthday in town.

22. DO YOU LIKE ANYBODY? Anybody you put in front of me, really.

23. ARE YOU DOUBLE JOINTED? Only in the fingers.

24. FAVORITE CLOTHING BRAND? Not-Urine-Soaked.

26. DO YOU HAVE A PET RIGHT NOW? No, but I'm looking into an ant farm or a gerbil.

27. WHAT KIND IS IT? This question is redundant. Only someone who said "cat," "dog," or "snake" would have anything to put here.

28. WOULD YOU FALL IN LOVE KNOWING THAT THE PERSON IS LEAVING? No, because I have better things to do than be cockteased.

29. WHAT IS THE BEST WAY TO TELL SOMEONE HOW MUCH THEY MEAN TO YOU? I prefer a "You mean a lot to me." Everything else seems too flashy.

30. SAY A NUMBER FROM ONE TO A HUNDRED: Alright. (You didn't ask me to type one.)

31. BLONDS OR BRUNETTES? Brunettes, easy

32. WHAT IS THE ONE NUMBER YOU CALL MOST OFTEN? People call me

33. WHAT ANNOYS YOU MOST? The fact the NBA still hasn't told divisions to suck a fat one yet

34. HAVE YOU BEEN OUT OF THE USA? No.

35. YOUR WEAKNESSES? Things that require patience and a steady hand.

36. MET ANYONE FAMOUS? Stephon Bardo and Usher, but that one was more of a polite wave

37. FIRST JOB? Janitor in a mechanic's that had never had one before.

38. EVER DONE A PRANK CALL? Only with soundboards.

41.WHAT WERE YOU DOING BEFORE BEING INTERVIEWED? Working on chapter two of "Scott Jensen."

40. HAVE YOU EVER HAD SURGERY? Yes, the muscles holding my stomach in place split like a pair of particularly tight pants.

42. WHAT DO YOU GET COMPLIMENTED ABOUT MOST? My intelligence and my ability to make people happy. By being as big of a cock as possible to them.

43. HAVE YOU EVER HAD BRACES? No.

44. WHAT DO YOU WANT FOR YOUR BIRTHDAY? Alpha Sapphire and money

45. HOW MANY KIDS DO YOU WANT? Three to five.

46. WERE YOU NAMED AFTER ANYONE? My middle name is in honor of my mom's best friend, who died in a plane crash a couple months before I was born.

47. DO YOU WISH ON STARS? I wish on luck, more often

49. WHAT KIND OF SHAMPOO DO YOU USE? Old Spice.

50. DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDWRITING? Yes.

51. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE LUNCH MEAT? Ham.

52. ANY BAD HABITS? I have a libido and procrastinate.

53 WHAT CD ARE YOU MOST EMBARRASSED TO HAVE ON YOUR SHELF? A CD?! Let my just hop in my fucking Delorean and catch an episode of the GI Joe cartoon, since it's the fucking eighties now!

54. IF YOU WERE ANOTHER PERSON, WOULD YOU BE FRIENDS WITH YOU? Yes, because I don't hate myself. Unlike basically everyone else, apparently.

56. DO LOOKS MATTER? If I were a bleeding heart romantic, I'd say no, but they do. I don't date people I don't want to look at, and I'm not friends with them either. Maybe that makes me an asshole, but honestly, nowadays there are so many styles and ways to be you AND not look like roadkill there isn't really an excuse unless your near-homeless.

57. HOW DO YOU RELEASE ANGER? Spitting impotent black puss-filled words and anyone who'll listen.

58. WHERE IS YOUR SECOND HOME? A two hour drive away.

60. WHAT WAS YOUR FAVORITE TOY AS A CHILD? Anything, really. It all became whatever I wanted it to, anyway, so unless it bit me when it walked it usually ended up as a badass action hero with it's own superpowers.

61. HOW MANY NUMBERS ARE IN YOUR CELL PHONE? 33.

62. WERE YOU A FAN OF BARNEY AS A KID? No.

64. MASHED POTATOES OR MACARONI AND CHEESE? Macaroni and Cheese.

65. WHAT DO YOU LOOK FOR IN A GUY/GIRL? Someone willing to be mature and understanding while I act like a mewling, humping toddler.

66. WHAT ARE YOUR NICKNAMES? T, the Train, Troscus, The Great One, Tiger, and Spellme.

67. WHATS YOUR FAVORITE BAND/SINGER? Fuck that.

68. WHATS YOUR FAVORITE TV SHOW? World's _iest _ Part _

69. WHAT WAS YOUR ACT/SAT SCORE? 31.

70. WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE ICE CREAM FLAVOR? Neapolitan.

71. DO YOU HAVE ALL YOUR FINGERS AND TOES? Yes.

72. WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU WORKED OUT? Two, maybe three years ago.

73. DID YOU NOTICE THAT THERE WAS NO #64? Oh fuck off with that. Ask me things I give a fuck about, not you jerking it to how smart you are. Sniff your own spunk all you want when it isn't wasting my time, you monkey.

74. WHATS THE FASTEST YOU HAVE GONE IN A CAR?As the driver, 76 mph. As a passenger, 125 mph.

75. DO YOU WANT EVERYONE TO ANSWER THESE QUESTIONS? No, number 73 made me dislike you

76. WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO? A list of music carefully crafted by typing three letters into Youtube and seeing what the most popular music videos are.

77. LAST THING YOU DRANK? Coke.

78. LAST PERSON YOU TALKED TO ON THE PHONE? Girlfriend.

79. THE FIRST THING YOU NOTICE IN THE OPPOSITE/SAME SEX? For men, their size. For women, their expression.

80. FAVORITE THOUGHT PROVOKING SONG? If by "though provoking" you mean shoving a dick into your eye socket, then Turn Down for What, which despite how I just described it, is one of my favorites.

81. FAVORITE THING TO HATE? The NBA's lack of fiery hate-fueled rivalry. Sure, more violent basketball is not better basketball, but it sure as hell is more interesting to watch.

82. FAVORITE MONTH OF THE YEAR? November.

83. FAVORITE ZODIAC SIGN? My own, Scorpio.

85. WHAT IS YOUR HAIR COLOR? My own special blend of "cave muck" and "bat fur."

86. EYE COLOR? One brown, the other brown most of the time, but there's a green speck that gets bigger sometimes because I absorbed my twin early in the womb.

89. FAVORITE FAST FOOD RESTAURANT? McDonalds. Fuck off, I really do.

90. YOU LIKE SUSHI? No. Get this dogshit off my planet.

91. LAST THING YOU WATCHED? The Cleveland Cavaliers vs the Washington Wizards.

92. FAVORITE DAY OF THE YEAR? My birthday.

93. PLAY ANY MUSICAL INSTRUMENTS? Harmonica.

94. REPUBLICAN OR DEMOCRAT? Independent, but Democrat when the damn voter ticket won't accept Independent.

95. KISSES OR HUGS? Kisses

96. RELATIONSHIPS OR ONE NIGHT STANDS? Long term.

97. WHAT WAS THE LAST THING YOU BOUGHT? Cadmium Yellow Series 1A and Titanium White Series 1

98. WHAT KIND OF CAR DO YOU HAVE? 1983 Mustang convertible.

99. WHAT BOOK ARE YOU READING? The Virgin Suicides, which offends me with it's portrayal of young members of society.

100. DESCRIBE YOUR LOVE LIFE: Successful. Currently mulling over the idea of polyamory, but I'd never end my current relationship if she wasn't willing to try it. I'm happy with her, I'd be happier knowing there was someone we both loved who loved us both, but I'd be much MUCH worse off alone than I would be happy either way. So, you know, not gonna push it.