Word.

"Is everything a joke to you?"

"Only the things that matter."

--V, for Vendetta

I am mildly obsessed cough with a variety of things including but not limited to Johnny Depp and music.

I love to read and write but haven't made a real attempt at fanfiction until now.

MUSIC is my life--I play piano and flute. I'm learning guitar. I love almost all types of music and can appreciate what they all have to offer...as proof you need only to put my ipod on shuffle to go from SOAD to Eminem to Christina Aguilera to broadway showtunes to pomp and circumstance to Shakira etc etc. I'm always up for heated discussions and just plain getting to know people so messege me anytime you want.

...um...hard-core Jacob fan. See following rant:

Edward went from arrogant ass (CREEPY SHIT MAN--he he like waits in Bella's car after taking out the engine or whatever...POSSESSIVE MUCH) to COMPLETELY pussy-whipped. (Breaking Dawn, anyone?) His complete personality change nonwithstanding, he left Bella. Okay, okay...so "he cared about her. " Blahblahblah...he cared about her so much he left her in more danger, and only would have come back for selfish reasons. JACOB eventually gives her up to Edward because he wants her to be happy more than he wants HER--he obviously cares the most. And yeah, to anyone who argues that Jacob mildly acted like an ass before that...um he's only human...he apologized for that...AND he is how old? He's allowed to use immaturity as an excuse, whereas Edward should know better and is probably no more than a horny old man who doubles as a suicidal fuck. He's so incredibly dramatic...the relationship can't possibly be stable. Oh and Steven Strait (Who SHOULD be playing Jacob) is waaaay fucking hotter than Cedric Pansyass Diggory who was too stupid to realize that it is not safe to walk in a cemetary with Harry Potter at the end of a movie in that particular saga--YOU WILL DIE-- See the covenant if you need proof of Steven Strait's awesomeness. GAH Jasper pwns you all anyway..but that's a rant for another time and involves spontaneous orgasms.

With that out of the way, please read my fanfiction in spite of the utter hatred most of you twilight fans will now have of me. I don't even really like the books...well its a guilty pleasure for me and YES i read the fanfiction but the story is NOT that great...that having been said, I quite enjoyed the background stories of the characters and was VERY dissapointed that hardly anyone to no one at all has written fanfiction for the back stories...SO that's why i made an account...Oi!

Yeah I don't mean to rant. Just had to get that all out of the way.

: ) I am a typically nonjudgmental person, but fictional characters were meant to be scrutinized and picked apart--thats what we have english class for. Please do not take any personal offense to my literary views--take more offense to my political ones. I'm about as liberal as you can get without being a total commie--and that's only because I am a firm believer in capitalism...if handled properly, which if you live in the US, you KNOW they can't even get THAT right. Oh, and I'm not an Obama supporter, by the way. They all suck. Vote Colbert for president 08!!