Mrs.EdwardAMCullen1901
 Author has written 1 story for Twilight. Yep u guessed i'm a Mrs.Cullen-wanna-be totally and completely obsessed all my friends and family say i should go 2 therapy i even agree with them i also wanna be Mrs.Dimitri Belikov(I LOVE DIMITRI!!) and i wanna b Mrs.ADAM LAMBERT (2 bad he's gay!! and has a BFDrake LaBry) anyways here's a li'l bit of info bout me: Name:(like i would tell u but if u wanna know it starts with a 'E') Age:(not telling) Fav book: Twilight Saga, and Ghost Boy(don't ask but it's a really good book), VAMPIRE ACADEMY(Rose Hataway reminds me so much of myself and all my friends say the same), FROSTBITE, SHADOW KISS, BLOOD PROMISE(IT COMES OUT AUGUST 25TH BUT I KNOW IT'S GONNA BE AWESOME),AND WATEV THE 5TH & 6TH BOOKS WILL BE CALLED I KNOW IT WILL BE GOOD 2!! Fav movie: One Missed Call(even tho i hav 2 get my mom 2 check my missed calls), The Lake House, Titanic(LOVE IT!!), TWILIGHT!!(OME!! I LOVED THE MOVIE IT WAS AMAZING!! I WENT TO THE MIDNITE OPENING OH SO WORTH IT!!), 21, Final Destination 1,2, & 3 Things I LOVE: boyz, ADAM LAMBERT(I dn't care if he's 27 and gay i love him 2 death!!), Edward Cullen(well actually all the Cullen Men), DIMITRI BELIKOV!!(sexy badass Russian guardian), Vampire Academy, Frostbite, Shadow Kiss, Blood Promise, and whatev the 5th & 6thbooks will be called, Twilight Saga, friends, singing(LOVE IT!), reading, ice cream(who doesn't!?), CHOCOLATE!!, TWILIGHT (the movie), Rosalie(as a sister, pervs get your heads out of the gutter, anyway not many ppl like her cuz they think she's a bitch but I love her she rocks my socks!!) Things I HATE: stuck up bitches, drama(in highskewl there is so much), the name Bella Black, (SPOILER 4 SHADOW KISS) the fact that Dimitri turns Stigoi Things that are OK: Jacob Black( i love him yes i do i think he's hot --well at least Taylor Lautner is-- i just think Bella Black doesn't sound rite Bella Cullen it just fits) Fav thing to do: hang with friends, talk(the average person says 5,000 words a day i say 100,000+) WARNING: if you do not know or like The Twilight Saga you should not read this yes to answer your question i'm obsessed. You hav been warned again if you do not know or like The Twilight Saga you should not read this again you hav been warned!! oh and if you haven't read The Twilight Saga i'm going rite now to provoke the Volturi and blame it on you well it was nice knowing you! :-) I'm sorry i hav O.C.D! (Obsessive Cullen Disorder) You say 'Obsessed' like it's a bad thing WHAT DO YOU MEAN EDWARD CULLEN ISN'T REAL!? Edward Cullen or Jacob Black?(apples or oranges? who cares? they're both delicious!!) CEDWARD(cedric's and edward's names mixed 2gether) So...avada kedvra just turns you into a really hot vampire? great plan, Voldy! Team Nessie (NO, not the lockness monster) If Bella won't marry Edward I WILL! Don't make me provoke the Volturi!! Yeah I have a boyfriend hell okay...he's a bit...fiction...his name? Edward Cullen I know ur jealous!! So there's this little, rainy town called Forks(and i kinda wanna live there) Life sucks and then you die. ~Jacob Black (I culdn't hav said it better myself) I'm kinda in love with someone that doesn't excatly exist...Edward Cullen When other li'l girls wanted to be a ballerina i kinda wanted to be a vampire! Future Mrs.Edward Anthony Masen Cullen In my mind Edward is my boyfriend...Alice is my best friend...Emmett is the big bro i wish i had...Jasper is someone i can go to if i wannna talk bout some stuff...Rosalie is my older sis and romodel...Esme is my sweet, kind, loving mother...Carlisle is my awesomely cool, sexiest, loving doctor/father...and last but not least Jacob Black is there if i need a hug. Rosalie Hale prettier than you since 1915 Jasper Hale smoother than you since 1843 Edward Cullen sexier than you since 1901 Emmett Cullen Stronger than you since 1915 Alice Cullen quickier than you since 1901 Bella Swan luckier than you'll ever be Dracula? PFF more like Edward Cullen Edward Cullen is bringing sexy back!! Team Emmett because we all love a guy with muscles Team Jacob pushy, obnoxious, moronic DOG!! REAL MEN SPARKLE!! That'z CULLENLICIOUS!! Cullen Boys cause they don't make them like that anymore NEW MOON pages 53-381 don't exist in my world Do u run with vampires? "YOU ARE IN TROUBLE! enourmous trouble. angry grizzly bears are gonna look tame next to what's waiting for you at home!!" ~Bella "I was all embraced for the anger that put grizzlies to shame and this is what i get. I should infuerate you more often." ~Edward (Eclipse) "You are bizarrely moral for a vampire." ~Bella Jacob Black I want to La Push you off a cliff Screw being a Princess I wanna be a Vampire!! How could you not love a guy that would piss off the Volturi just for you? Don't make me go all 'Volturi' on you 11-21-08 Christmas came early!! TEAM EDWARD because cold is sooo HOT! Edward gives a whole new meaning to Bite Me! Forget a Knight in shining armor... I want a vampire in a silver Volvo TEAM EMMETT I love my Monkey Man!! Emmett Cullen is my homeboy (word) Edward- enough said. Vampires are sexy! (pssh DUH!) Emmett makes my heart do funny things! IT'S A TWILIGHT THING YOU WOULDN'T UNDERSTAND Find a guy whos calls you beautiful instead of hot, Who calls you back when you hang up on him, Who will stay awake just to watch you sleep. Wait for the guy who kisses your forehead, Who wants to show you off to the world when you are in your sweats, Who holds your hand in public and in front of his friends and family. Wait for the one who is constantly reminding you of how much he loves you and how lucky he is to have you. If you think that describes Edward Cullen, copy it into your profile. Things to do: 1. ADAM LAMBERT 2. Emmett Cullen 3. Edward Cullen 4. Jasper Hale 5. Dimitri Belikov 6. James "Stark" From Twilight(The movie): Rosalie: "Is she even Italian?" Bella: You're impossibly fast and strong, your skin is pale white and ice cold, your eyes change color and sometimes you speak like your from a different time, you never eat or drink anything, you don't go out in the sunlight. 10 Ways to Annoy Carlisle Cullen 10. Tell him only to address you in a cute English accent. 9. Call him Carlisle, but be sure to pronounce the “s”. When he corrects you, give him a weird look and tell him the “q” is silent. 8. Ask if blondes really do have more fun. 7. Inquire as to what he actually does on his night shift at the hospital, with all the pretty nurses in the ER. 6. Instead of telling him to “get lost” in an argument, tell him to swim to France. 5. When he annoys you, respond with “times have changed, old man”. 4. Ask what type of superhuman power compassion is – what does he do in a fight? Love thy enemy to death? 3. Leap out from behind the desk in his study when he isn’t expecting it and spray him with Holy Water. 2. Call him McSteamy or McDreamy. And the Number One way to annoy Carlisle Cullen? 1. Run around the Emergency Room screaming “I’ve been bitten! I’ve been bitten!” (I burst out laughing when I read that... I wanna do that sooooo bad now!!) 10 Ways to Annoy Jasper Hale 10. Beg him not to eat you. 9. Inform him that he seems to be the “depressed” Cullen. 8. Go up to him, look him in the eye and ask if he is hungry. 7. Spell his name with two “a”’s (Jaspar) and call him Jaspar Cullen. When he objects, saying his name is Jasper Hale, wave your hand at him and tell him all that blood must have gone to his brain. 6. Tell him only girls feel emotions. Then giggle and run away. 5. Dress up in a cape and fangs and leap out in front of him when he is least expecting it, proclaiming you have come to suck his blood. 4. Send out waves of lust and see how he reacts. 3. When he gets too close made your fingers into the sign of the cross and cry, “The power of Christ compels you!”. 2. Splatter red paint all over his and Alice’s room and videotape his reaction. And the Number One way to annoy Jasper Hale? 1. Whenever he says anything, snap to attention, shout “Sir, yes sir!” and salute, army style. 10 Ways to Annoy Edward Cullen 10. Sing “Discovery Channel” by the Bloodhound Gang in your head whenever he is near.(If you listen to it you'll get why) 9. Hotwire his Volvo and take it on a joyride. 8. Tell him the relationship he is having with Bella is practically pedophilia and he could be sent to jail for it. 7. Ask how Tanya is. 6. End every argument with “Bite me, Edward.” 5. Call him Romeo both behind his back and to his face. 4. Whenever he complains or argues, reply with “What are you gonna do Edward? Go to Italy?” 3. Tell him his hair isn’t bronze, it’s ginger, and he should stop denying himself – he’s a ranga. 2. Whenever he leaves a room or says goodbye, get down on your knees and beg him not to go, not again. And the Number One way to annoy Edward Cullen? 1. Take his silver cell phone and change the ringtone to “Like a Virgin” by Madonna. Things that happen to me daily and to Bella lol:) total awesomeness!(Everting in bold i've done or is very true about ME!!) If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile. If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile! If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile. If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile! If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile. If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile. If you have ever stayed up for over 40 hours continuously just because you frickin' could, copy this into your profile. If you think those stupid kids should just give the rabbit the freakin' Trix, copy this into your profile. If you think the Coa-coa Puff Turky Bird thing shoud go to rehab, copy this into your profile. If you think that losers hate/don't get Twilight, copy this into your profile. If you ever felt like just running somewhere, copy this into your profile. If you truely believe, there is an Edward Cullen somewhere for you (Doesn't mean his name has to be Edward Cullen), copy this into your profile. If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile. If you think that all birds are messengers from hell, and that they all must die, copy this into your profile. If your username had/has Edward and, or Bella with some type of obsession or confession of love, copy this into your profile. If you're a proud stalker and obsessed love-struck girl of Edward Anthony Mason Cullen, copy this into your profile. If when you have a child, you'd consider naming them Edward or Anthony, copy this into your profile. Instead of doing it yourself, you like to copy. If that describes you, paste this into your profile. If you have ever stopped to look at something in the middle of a busy street copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever been pushed into an ice-cold pool copy and paste this into your profile If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile. Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, If you've ever tried to put your hair behind your ears and ended up poking yourself in the eye, copy this into your profile. If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile. For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumbwar with yourself. If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile. If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, which I am, but I'm also random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile! If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile. If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile. If you're hyper, like being hyper, and are hyper all the time, copy this into your profile! If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile. If you have ever ran into a mirror, copy this into your profile 92 percent of teenagers would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it wasn't cool to breathe. Put this in your profile if you would be part of the 8 percent laughing your butt off. (This is So me!!) If you have ever slapped/punched a relative because they took the last piece of your gum, copy this into your profile. 98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile. Even when you can't see Him, GOD is there! If you believe in GOD, put this in your profile. If you forgot your phone number when some one asks for it copy this into your profile. If you don't watch Laguna Beach or the O.C. or The Hills religiously, never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile. If you've ever thought about something when you were talking about something else, copy and paste this into your profile. If you ever sang the "This is the song that never ends" song copy this into your profile! (I love that song here's the link http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jNxIu6aeqYE&feature=related) If you ever were told to go somewhere and you forgot why and you had to go back to find out copy this into your profile! If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random or anything similar, copy this into your profile If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile If you don't have a problem with homosexuals, copy and paste this into your profile. Pluto was no longer declared a planet on August 27 of 2006 just because it was "Too small" and "Off it's orbit" for a couple scientists’ likings. If you still think Pluto should be a planet then copy and paste this to your profile. LONG LIVE PLUTO! If you ever fell off a chair backwards copy this into your profile If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile. If you have ever said something and two seconds later, completely forgot, copy and paste this to your profile. If you've ever totally screwed something up so bad it isn't even funny, copy this onto your profile VAMPIRE ACADEMY: THE BEST BOOKS IN MY ROOM Rose: Do I ever cross your mind? Rose: Do you like me? Rose: Do you want me? Rose: Would you cry if I left? Rose: Would you live for me? Rose: Would you do anything for me? Rose: Choose--me or your life Rose runs away in shock and pain and Dimitri runs after her and says... The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind. My Mother Taught Me 1. My mother taught me RELIGION. "You better pray that will come out of the carpet." 2. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL. "If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of 3. My mother taught me LOGIC. "Because I said so, that's why." 4. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC. "If you fall off of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the 5. My mother taught me FORESIGHT. "Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident." 6. My mother taught me IRONY. "Keep crying and I'll give you something to cry about." 7. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS. "Shut your mouth and eat your supper." 8. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM. "Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck?" 9. My mother taught me about STAMINA. "You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone." 10. My mother taught me about WEATHER. "This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it." 11. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY. "If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!" 12. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE. "I brought you into this world, and I can take you out." 13. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION. "Stop acting like your father!" 14. My mother taught me about ENVY. "There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't 15. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION. "Just wait until we get home." 16. My mother taught me about RECEIVING. "You are going to get it when you get home!" 17. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE. "If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that 18. My mother taught me ESP. "Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?" 19. My mother taught me HUMOR. "When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don’t come running to me." 20. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT. "If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up." 21. My mother taught me GENETICS. "You're just like your father." 22. My mother taught me about my ROOTS. "Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?" 23. My mother taught me WISDOM. "When you get to be my age, you'll understand." 24. My mother taught me SHAPE-SHIFTING. "You'll turn into a sausage if you eat any more. 25. My mother taught me CONSEQUENCES. " If you don't tidy your room, there'll be hell to pay." Friends or best friends FRIENDS:never ask anything to eat or drink BESTFRIENDS: Help themselves and is the reason you never have any food FREINDS:Call your parents Mr and Mrs and grandma and grandpa BESTFRIENDS: Call your parents MOM and DAD GRAMS AND GRANDPA FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail BESTFRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you saying DAMN we screwed up FRIENDS: Never seen you cry BESTFRIENDS: Wont tell anyone else you cry... just laugh about it when your not down anymore FRIENDS: helps you up when you fall BESTFRIENDS: continues walking while saying, "Walk much dumbass?" FRIENDS: gives you their umbrella in the rain BESTFRIENDS: takes yours and says, "RUN, -BEEP- RUN!" FRIENDS: wipes your tears when your rejected BESTFRIENDS: goes up to him and says, "It's because your gay isn't it?" FRIENDS: will bail you out of jail BESTFRIENDS: would be in the room next to you saying, "THAT WAS AWESOME, LETS DO IT AGAIN!!" FRIENDS: Ask you to write down your number BESTFRIENDS: Has you on speed dial FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff and gives it back a few days later BESTFRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "my bad .. heres a tissue" FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you BESTFRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography about your life FREINDS: Will leave you behind if thats what everyone else is doing BESTFRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowd asses that left you FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door BESTFRIENDS: Would walk right in and say,"IM HOME" FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell BESTFRIENDS: Already know not to tell FRIENDS: Are through high school /college (drinking buddies) BESTFRIENDS: Are for life FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away when they think youve had enough BESTFRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say,"Girl drink the rest of that you know we dont waste FREINDS: Will ignore this BESTFRIENDS: Will repost this crap. Twilight with a Twist pictures: (Copy and paste in address bar) Chapter 24: Bella's Wedding dress: satin side draped A-line with beaded lace bodice and tiered lace trim skirt with a chapel train in white. - Bella's 3rd opition dress: taffeta halter A-line gown with ruched bodice and beaded lace appliqués. Sweep train. In white.- Bella's 2nd opition dress: halter taffeta pick-up gown with draped bodice and beaded lace empire. Chapel train. In white.- Bella's engagement ring: A round brilliant Tiffany diamond of superlative quality is embraced by carefully matched sapphire side stones.- Chapter 28: Bella's outfit for wedding shopping- (outfit Alice is wearing) Chapter 29: Bella's shirt/dress: Chapter ?: Bella's wedding ring: Shared-setting band ring with a full circle of round brilliant diamonds in platinum.- |
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