giggle giggle. ~

yes i have changed my penname. i know you fucking care.

hardy har! eh why hello thar you. stumbled on me page ba accident, eh? rofl scottish accent FAIL

i swear to god i'm not high. i'm a good girl. ;)

well enough chitchat! my name is Melissa. i am sixteen years old baby. i have a car now giggle. i fail at life. i'm a black wannabe. i love breakdancing. people call me MEL but i have lotsa nicknames startin from insideoutoreo (because thats what i am), bubbles (because i am blonde and ditzy like bubbles), nutball (LMAO), mellow yellow, and the list goes on.

i come from a kickass place montana, usa. you know where that is right? no googling.

in fact i dont evn know why i'm wasting my little energy typing this. s'not like you read it?! DO YOU?? NAO THE HORROR.

okay fine i'll shut the fuck up.

xM

rock on.

i love my pumpkin (Suzie-Pump) she is the nipple to my boobs. i know you're secretly jealous, perv.

H A C K. H A C K. H A C K.

Yo. Suzie is in de house! What's happening, peeps?

Yeah, Melly asked me to hack again. She's finally updated her profile! Three cheers! No? Fine. No wonder you're a loser. Yes, I mean you. Although I don't have a freaking clue on who the hell you are.

All things aside:

Melissa Laura Lovello! ILOVEYOUILOVEYOUILOVEYOUILOVEYOU. More than I have the day I met you. Love at first sight, that's what it was, baby girl. ;)

No. I'm not gay. But I will go gay for you, Melly. ;)

Oh my Gosh, I'm not even gonna try to translate all our inside jokes and late night talks. They are so simply wonderous! I know that's not a word. But give me a break here! What am I? Writing a hack or writing an english essay? (which I am supposed to be doing right now, ironically. xD whatever, homework can wait)

We have talked so for much hours/days/nights/months/years that I feel as if I know her like the back of my hand. I don't know where that expression came from. I mean its not like you spend hours analysing your hand to know it so well...

SHUT UP, SUZIE.

Okay. Okay. Okay.

This lovely man called Melissa and I are happily married. Although we're both secretely cheating on each other with Martin Johnson and Paul Digiovonni. Did I just say that outloud? Oh woes.

We have a son called Edward. Yes he's name after the woman you know you love: Edward Gay Cullen. Our son apparently has taken after Edward Cullen. We're not sure about his gender anymore. Which is why for the time being we refer to him as 'it'.

We also have a daughter called Carly-Benette. She's the head cheerleader at preschool. RAWRL. Why is she named that? Because Benette is Martin Johnson (the guy I am cheating with)'s middle name. And Carly? Carly just sounds CUL. You know you like it. If you don't, BURN IN HELL.

We have triplets too. Yeah, I know what you're thinking. WE'VE DONE IT THAT MANY TIMES?! lmfao. yes we have.

The triplets are called Maria, Xavier-Boom and Barbara.

Beautiful babies.

We will continue to love each other for eternities to come. We have yet to have an actual phone call, but I am planning on making it happen! I'll go and visit her someday in Montana :D Not HANNAH Montana, you freak. MONTANA. THE STATE. Yessir.

I really think I should get back to my homework. -.-; ARGH ENGLISH. FUCK IT. DX We just came back to school from winter holidays, and we get work. STUPID SCHOOL. STUPID EVERYTHING! STUPID STUPID STUPID!

...sorry I just had chocolate. :3

Good bye, my love. For I take off now on a journey to a place called home. Ew, cheesy lines.

Okay, furreal this time. I'm going. I REALLY AM.

Will you miss me? YES YOU WILL.

I art command thou to.

THIS IS NOT THE END OF ME. I SHALL LIVE ON IN THE DEEPEST REALMS OF YOUR DREAMS AND WILL COME TO HAUNT YOU WHEN NIGHT BEFALLS. A PERSON NEVER DIES. THEY LIVE ON IN THE FAR END OF YOUR MIND, WAITING, JUST WAITING UNTIL THEY ARE FREED. BEWARE--

OMG. HOW RUDE. DON'T CUT OFF MY WORDS!

...okay i really shouldn't have chocolate.

...OMG. HOMEWORK. -orgasm-

-Suzie x

(SuzieQuaKes-UnreachableRomance)

the end. :)

my profile means crap in my language. which is called...MELISSA'SLANGUAGE. yeah i know yur jealous tht i have a language and yu dont. :

rock on chickas!

-MelOOSA.