What happens when the boys go to see "A Game of Shadows" or google themselves? I don't own A.C. Doyle's characters, don't own the BBC "Sherlock" and most definitely don't own the Guy Ritchie movie ... used to be triggered into a life of its own by a dare but has now returned to its original state. Complete...ly nonsensical... though, the mistakes in the blockbuster are all there.

Jim knew in that moment that there was something more to his neighbors' relationship. That maybe his limp had nothing to do with an old war wound and everything to do with something a lot fresher. A lot more domestic. AU FutureJim/John, Sebastian/John.

Lestrade was used to getting odd, non sequitur texts from Sherlock. But when "John went out for milk" was followed by a terse "two hours ago," Lestrade immediately understood three things: John was missing, Sherlock was quietly panicking, and this could all end very, very badly.

If you could delete everything except what was really important, would you? Sherlock and John explore the question and each other. Rated M for Men Going at It and crazy amounts of angst. Inspired by season one.

Sherlock is away on a case, John is getting restless. Mycroft helps Sherlock be romantic.

"I wish you would stop that." Sherlock grumbles. "Stop what?" "Telling everyone... that we're not a couple!" The boys aren't fooling anyone and this constant denial is getting tedious. Why can't they just stop lying to themselves and everyone else?

In which Sherlock and John are guilty of all seven deadly sins, including... lust? *Rating has gone up*

On one of Lestrade's drug busts the team finds something that shocks and mystifies not only the police, but John as a well. Perhaps Sherlock was not always as cold as he is now. Maybe something made him that way.

John met a man that wasn't there. He wasn't there today. He wish and wish he'd go away.

How did it get so late so soon?

Moran kidnaps John. For not so evil reasons...

When John Watson's old army friend turns up at 221b Baker St he is scared for his life. He's being haunted by the ghost of someone he knows is dead. Can the world's only consulting detective and an ex army doctor solve the mystery of the scarlet star?